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gjtz

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Nice try Admin.
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Far Cry, Battlefield, Terraria, Starbound, Warface, TF2,
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:Southern US
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5840
Comment Ranking:#458
Highest Content Rank:#368
Highest Comment Rank:#232
Content Thumbs: 12339 total,  13836 ,  1497
Comment Thumbs: 17456 total,  19675 ,  2219
Content Level Progress: 24.7% (247/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 75.1% (751/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:84
Content Views:106761
Times Content Favorited:1674 times
Total Comments Made:2711
FJ Points:27089
Favorite Tags: accident (2) | car (2) | Crash (2) | Dildo (2) | fire (2) | Fireman (2) | of (2) | ponies (2) | webm (2)
I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

latest user's comments

#1439 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** 07/03/2015 on You have to eat what you... 0
#6 - Picture 07/03/2015 on John Cena Compilation 0
#3 - Picture 07/03/2015 on when you havin a bad day +2
#1 - This needs to be made into a saiyan gif. 07/03/2015 on envy made hittin Kolo Ola 0
#13 - Wait, can you guys not tell if you have a clean butthole witho… 07/03/2015 on Plausible Question 0
#3 - This is why your parents tell you not to meet strange people o… 07/03/2015 on /k/ - brownies 0
#10 - Nope 07/03/2015 on tech savvy demons 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (25 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Outside is fucking crazy man! +345
#144 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #126 - supercookieduster (07/02/2015) [-]
2cheeki2breeki
User avatar #54 - handerpants (07/02/2015) [-]
Cheeki Breeki BOOM
#44 - apurpleliger (07/02/2015) [-]
#139 - CAPSEDDIE (07/02/2015) [-]
#33 - kacem (07/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #142 - seancwatts (07/02/2015) [-]
It doesnt even look like he really needed to kick it to save anyone lol
User avatar #129 - respirator (07/02/2015) [-]
Badass, a little higher with the grenade next time though.
User avatar #56 - dinonator (07/02/2015) [-]
pepsi?
#43 - cigma (07/02/2015) [-]
Lieutenant Buzzkill reports:

Upon a closer inspection, it seems that the thing that comes out flying it's the man's protective gear. However It's pretty obvious that his leg may have serious injuries if the explosion was strong enough to rip his leg piece.
User avatar #164 - greedtheavaricious (07/03/2015) [-]
>Buzzkill
>Good news

Nigga you fucking what.
#167 - cigma (07/03/2015) [-]
I once did the same thing, and people boo me.
User avatar #131 - yaybacon (07/02/2015) [-]
It's not a buzzkill if it makes me feel better.
#83 - karsk (07/02/2015) [-]
Can confirm this guy's statement.
The police officer survived without having to amputate his leg and is recovering.
The video itself is from Bangkok in Thailand during the political crisis in 2014.
User avatar #159 - wtfduud (07/02/2015) [-]
Balls of steel.
And feet apparently.
User avatar #120 - kompel (07/02/2015) [-]
He is a brave man.
#40 - holololland (07/02/2015) [-]
MY LEG!
#169 - straightpride (07/03/2015) [-]
When ever there is an explosion in Spongebob
Every

Single

Time
User avatar #37 - midnitetokerz (07/02/2015) [-]
Is that a fucking grenade?
User avatar #42 - jbabco (07/02/2015) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #51 - nilesfam (07/02/2015) [-]
Is this the point when they set up snipers to kill off the grenade-throwers? Seems like a decent response, but apparently everybody is getting mad about the snipers. I feel like America would do the exact same shit the second a rioter used weapons on police, it's actually a pretty efficient way to only maim those committing deadly crimes.
#98 - John Cena (07/02/2015) [-]
Depends if the person that threw a grenade is black or not.
User avatar #87 - tehfalconguy (07/02/2015) [-]
If people are gonna cry about rioters getting bullets in their faces when they're throwing fucking LIVE FRAG GRENADES AT POLICE they're past the point of reason.
#30 - comradegeneral (07/02/2015) [-]
#11 - ryix (07/02/2015) [-]
This gets me everytime
#74 - Picture 06/30/2015 on A game 0
#1417 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** 06/29/2015 on These are your new PARENTS 0

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Total unique items point value: 592 / Total items point value: 2574
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User avatar #19 - touches ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - anonshenanigans (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you for your services.
User avatar #9 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Richard, is this you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - gjtz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
If you're asking for Dick, you've come to the right place.
I don't even know a Richard. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #11 to #10 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
I just saw a post where you had a kid and lost motivation for the gym. Have a friend who's going through the same thing. Good luck though.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gjtz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Check on ibowtobacon, he made that comment.
User avatar #13 to #12 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Annnnnnnd, im a dumbass
User avatar #14 to #13 - gjtz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm retarded for a few hours a day too.
User avatar #8 - gugek (03/04/2015) [-]
hey, i love you.
#6 - thelizardlord (02/14/2015) [-]
I did not forget
#7 to #6 - gjtz ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #4 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
#5 to #4 - gjtz ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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