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User avatar #382 - guiguito (01/01/2015) [-]
Technicaly it was a fire not a crazy dude, i mean we get called to literaly pickup crazy people.
But i am really hyped because i'll be a teacher for the next firefighter's, i'll be testing them physicaly and make sure they are prepared for the mission, and i'll pretend to be crazy so much that they'll cross the street when they see me, gotta train them pyschologicaly too.
#373 - I had a call today where a woman was making chicken on the sto…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2015 on Le potentially... +1
User avatar #375 - guiguito (01/01/2015) [-]
lol
I wonder if you get called to pick up crazy/agressive people alongside the police, shit is so funny, i had this dude that was saying he had the devil by his side and that he not only snorted coke but drank blood. The look on his face after i straped him on the board and whispered in his ear "not so tough now", was fucking priceless and he raged so hard.
But fuck it took 4 firefighters to take that nigger down.
User avatar #381 - gjtz (01/01/2015) [-]
We had a guy burn his house down to collect the insurance, and when we got there and were about to start spooling out the hoses he came running from behind the house waving a pistol over his head we were all like "Fuck you, your house can burn" and went around the corner. Ended up being a standoff with the highway patrol for about an hour, he gave up when he thought enough of his house burned down.
User avatar #382 - guiguito (01/01/2015) [-]
Technicaly it was a fire not a crazy dude, i mean we get called to literaly pickup crazy people.
But i am really hyped because i'll be a teacher for the next firefighter's, i'll be testing them physicaly and make sure they are prepared for the mission, and i'll pretend to be crazy so much that they'll cross the street when they see me, gotta train them pyschologicaly too.
#366 - The only time I've publicly laughed at someone (I've laughed a…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2015 on Le potentially... +1
User avatar #367 - guiguito (01/01/2015) [-]
Yeah my training, especialy when i was finishing it, included a special part about not laughing at things, i would do 10 pushups if i even smiled before finishing training.
So when we got called for someone with diarrhea, only the recruits lol'd, but when we were at the station we all laugh like retardeds.
User avatar #373 - gjtz (01/01/2015) [-]
I had a call today where a woman was making chicken on the stove, it caught on fire, she threw it out the window to spray it with a hose, which then lit the field next to her house on fire. Party was over by the time I got there though. Chicken smelled pretty good too.
User avatar #375 - guiguito (01/01/2015) [-]
lol
I wonder if you get called to pick up crazy/agressive people alongside the police, shit is so funny, i had this dude that was saying he had the devil by his side and that he not only snorted coke but drank blood. The look on his face after i straped him on the board and whispered in his ear "not so tough now", was fucking priceless and he raged so hard.
But fuck it took 4 firefighters to take that nigger down.
User avatar #381 - gjtz (01/01/2015) [-]
We had a guy burn his house down to collect the insurance, and when we got there and were about to start spooling out the hoses he came running from behind the house waving a pistol over his head we were all like "Fuck you, your house can burn" and went around the corner. Ended up being a standoff with the highway patrol for about an hour, he gave up when he thought enough of his house burned down.
User avatar #382 - guiguito (01/01/2015) [-]
Technicaly it was a fire not a crazy dude, i mean we get called to literaly pickup crazy people.
But i am really hyped because i'll be a teacher for the next firefighter's, i'll be testing them physicaly and make sure they are prepared for the mission, and i'll pretend to be crazy so much that they'll cross the street when they see me, gotta train them pyschologicaly too.
#358 - Men of Fire FTW. The first dead body I saw was at a vehicle ac…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/01/2015 on Le potentially... +1
User avatar #360 - guiguito (01/01/2015) [-]
The first dead body i saw made me almost laugh for some reason, i think i've put mental barriers like this so i can do my work and worry later.
Anyhow the dude's heart artery exploded and he started to vomit and shit and piss at the same time.
By the time we got there he was cold. The cries of the families still haunt me.
But hey, i get to hit fire with sticks so yay.
User avatar #366 - gjtz (01/01/2015) [-]
The only time I've publicly laughed at someone (I've laughed at 90%, just in private or at the station) was when a tree fell over a power line and was just sending current through it, so we had to wait from like 2300 to 0130 for the electric guys to show up, because VolFFs do not get paid enough to go flicking trees off power lines. This dude shows up, and the first thing he does is drive his truck into the telephone pole at like 15 mph. Fucking, hilarious, even more so because he said something like "I think I have a headache now" afterwards.
User avatar #367 - guiguito (01/01/2015) [-]
Yeah my training, especialy when i was finishing it, included a special part about not laughing at things, i would do 10 pushups if i even smiled before finishing training.
So when we got called for someone with diarrhea, only the recruits lol'd, but when we were at the station we all laugh like retardeds.
User avatar #373 - gjtz (01/01/2015) [-]
I had a call today where a woman was making chicken on the stove, it caught on fire, she threw it out the window to spray it with a hose, which then lit the field next to her house on fire. Party was over by the time I got there though. Chicken smelled pretty good too.
User avatar #375 - guiguito (01/01/2015) [-]
lol
I wonder if you get called to pick up crazy/agressive people alongside the police, shit is so funny, i had this dude that was saying he had the devil by his side and that he not only snorted coke but drank blood. The look on his face after i straped him on the board and whispered in his ear "not so tough now", was fucking priceless and he raged so hard.
But fuck it took 4 firefighters to take that nigger down.
User avatar #381 - gjtz (01/01/2015) [-]
We had a guy burn his house down to collect the insurance, and when we got there and were about to start spooling out the hoses he came running from behind the house waving a pistol over his head we were all like "Fuck you, your house can burn" and went around the corner. Ended up being a standoff with the highway patrol for about an hour, he gave up when he thought enough of his house burned down.
User avatar #382 - guiguito (01/01/2015) [-]
Technicaly it was a fire not a crazy dude, i mean we get called to literaly pickup crazy people.
But i am really hyped because i'll be a teacher for the next firefighter's, i'll be testing them physicaly and make sure they are prepared for the mission, and i'll pretend to be crazy so much that they'll cross the street when they see me, gotta train them pyschologicaly too.
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