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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Nice try Admin.
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Far Cry, Battlefield, Terraria, Starbound, Warface, TF2,
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:7/02/2015
Location:Southern US
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Content Views:106724
Times Content Favorited:1674 times
Total Comments Made:2705
FJ Points:27056
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I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

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latest user's comments

#9 - Picture  [+] (21 new replies) 16 hours ago on Outside is fucking crazy man! +299
#144 - becauseoprahsaidso (1 hour ago) [-]
User avatar #126 - supercookieduster (1 hour ago) [-]
2cheeki2breeki
User avatar #54 - handerpants (5 hours ago) [-]
Cheeki Breeki BOOM
#44 - apurpleliger (5 hours ago) [-]
#139 - CAPSEDDIE (1 hour ago) [-]
#33 - kacem (7 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #142 - seancwatts (1 hour ago) [-]
It doesnt even look like he really needed to kick it to save anyone lol
User avatar #129 - respirator (1 hour ago) [-]
Badass, a little higher with the grenade next time though.
User avatar #56 - dinonator (5 hours ago) [-]
pepsi?
#43 - cigma (5 hours ago) [-]
Lieutenant Buzzkill reports:

Upon a closer inspection, it seems that the thing that comes out flying it's the man's protective gear. However It's pretty obvious that his leg may have serious injuries if the explosion was strong enough to rip his leg piece.
User avatar #131 - yaybacon (1 hour ago) [-]
It's not a buzzkill if it makes me feel better.
#83 - karsk (3 hours ago) [-]
Can confirm this guy's statement.
The police officer survived without having to amputate his leg and is recovering.
The video itself is from Bangkok in Thailand during the political crisis in 2014.
User avatar #120 - kompel (2 hours ago) [-]
He is a brave man.
#40 - holololland (6 hours ago) [-]
MY LEG!
User avatar #37 - midnitetokerz (7 hours ago) [-]
Is that a fucking grenade?
User avatar #42 - jbabco (6 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #51 - nilesfam (5 hours ago) [-]
Is this the point when they set up snipers to kill off the grenade-throwers? Seems like a decent response, but apparently everybody is getting mad about the snipers. I feel like America would do the exact same shit the second a rioter used weapons on police, it's actually a pretty efficient way to only maim those committing deadly crimes.
#98 - Rascal (3 hours ago) [-]
Depends if the person that threw a grenade is black or not.
User avatar #87 - tehfalconguy (3 hours ago) [-]
If people are gonna cry about rioters getting bullets in their faces when they're throwing fucking LIVE FRAG GRENADES AT POLICE they're past the point of reason.
#30 - comradegeneral (8 hours ago) [-]
#11 - ryix (14 hours ago) [-]
This gets me everytime
#74 - Picture 06/30/2015 on A game 0
#1417 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** 06/29/2015 on These are your new PARENTS 0
#6 - Holy cow A true oldfag 06/29/2015 on My Funnyjunk Anniversary 0
#4 - Picture 06/28/2015 on sidebackflip +12
#11 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2015 on NASA is moe +96
User avatar #47 - uguuu (06/29/2015) [-]
Reminds me of this [Vinesauce] Vinny - Tomodachi Life: Greatest Hits
User avatar #28 - labree (06/29/2015) [-]
smo smo smo SMO SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
User avatar #16 - arandomanon (06/28/2015) [-]
The soviet anthem is just hilarious.
#49 - spetsnaztm (06/29/2015) [-]
I didn't even realize that was it until halfway through.
And it could be Russian as well - Only difference between Soviet and Russian anthem is the wordage.
User avatar #64 - arandomanon (06/29/2015) [-]
I didn't know about that.
#15 - subadanus (06/28/2015) [-]
mama mia papa pia
baby got a
diaREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#3 - They totally end up getting married 06/28/2015 on Anon fights his cunt neighbor +33
#47 - Sure 06/28/2015 on Fire away fu-fu-fu-fuck... +1
#10 - Yes. 06/28/2015 on Wallpaper Dump 1/? 0
#1 - Picture 06/28/2015 on YOU ARE A GREAT DOCTOR +1

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User avatar #19 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - anonshenanigans (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you for your services.
User avatar #9 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Richard, is this you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
If you're asking for Dick, you've come to the right place.
I don't even know a Richard. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #11 to #10 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
I just saw a post where you had a kid and lost motivation for the gym. Have a friend who's going through the same thing. Good luck though.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Check on ibowtobacon, he made that comment.
User avatar #13 to #12 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Annnnnnnd, im a dumbass
User avatar #14 to #13 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm retarded for a few hours a day too.
User avatar #8 - gugek (03/04/2015) [-]
hey, i love you.
#6 - thelizardlord (02/14/2015) [-]
I did not forget
User avatar #4 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
#5 to #4 - gjtz (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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