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Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Far Cry, Battlefield, Terraria, Starbound, Warface, TF2,
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
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Location:Southern US
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I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

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#34 - As far as I know she's alive. You don't normally hear back abo…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on 4chan Comp #15 +2
User avatar #35 - heartbleed (8 hours ago) [-]
I assumed you wouldn't know but I figured it was worth a shot.
#12 - >He has us try and relieve pressure on her legs by lifti…  [+] (11 new replies) 17 hours ago on 4chan Comp #15 +34
User avatar #42 - tehbomb (3 hours ago) [-]
shit dude
writing it out helps, but don't fuck yourself up more
#36 - innocentbabies (7 hours ago) [-]
You should post more of these as content. I'd love to read them.
User avatar #33 - heartbleed (9 hours ago) [-]
Jesus... Did you ever find out if she was okay?
User avatar #34 - gjtz (8 hours ago) [-]
As far as I know she's alive. You don't normally hear back about people you help unless they're close to someone in the department. Sometimes it's better that way.
User avatar #35 - heartbleed (8 hours ago) [-]
I assumed you wouldn't know but I figured it was worth a shot.
User avatar #28 - ritzrules (10 hours ago) [-]
Jesus, man...
User avatar #25 - anonibusii (12 hours ago) [-]
If you can handle it, more would be nice.
User avatar #23 - aeros (13 hours ago) [-]
I don't enjoy sad and fucked up stories, but it's good to get that kind of shit off your chest, and other peoples experiences are always interesting
User avatar #17 - nonnotitiapono (16 hours ago) [-]
i second the act. moar sir
User avatar #15 - deviousxreaper (17 hours ago) [-]
share dem all
User avatar #14 - deviousxreaper (17 hours ago) [-]
dayumm
#11 - >Be me, beastmode firefighter >About 2300 on Friday …  [+] (12 new replies) 17 hours ago on 4chan Comp #15 +32
#12 - gjtz (17 hours ago) [-]

>He has us try and relieve pressure on her legs by lifting the dashboard
>Slowly but surely the dash lifts up
>Hear someone say "I think that's a little too mu-"
>Loud fucking snap, dashboard couldn't withstand the pressure and broke
>Shit goes from 0 to 60 real fucking quick
>Driver wakes up and lets out the only sound that has ever haunted me
>Not quite a scream, but the pain that radiates from it is crippling
>Starts going into shock, EMT says she needs to come out NOW
>Right about this time was when I thought I heard something about the landing zone being ready and waiting
>My asst. chief comes over and kindly relieves the other guy of all dignity by deciding he was not capable of command over the radio
>Ended up pulling the car apart by tying a wench to the rear axle and the steering column
>Steering column snapped back into place twice, both times making the driver scream out in pain
>once her legs have about 3 inches of clearance, EMT decides that's enough and to get her out
>I was almost picked to move her to the stretcher
>EMT bro got my back, said I had already done more than enough
>As he pulls her out, her legs are flopping like noodles, she'll be lucky to ever walk again
>Ambulance starts to pull away, I realize it was going the opposite direction from the LZ
>"WHOA WHOA WHOA"
>asst. chief tells me life flight was turned away due to bad weather
>Turns out they made it within eyesight of the accident and the LZ, turned back because of whatever
>Now have a seething hatred for life flight controllers and pilots
>The chief that tried to assume command loses his rank, it had happened too many times before and that was the last straw
>The ambulance ended up having engine trouble and having to divert to another hospital, that poor girl could not get a break

After looking over the scene a little more, she had a stroller in the trunk of her car. It could have been so, so much worse.

I can't drive on that section of road without going back to that night. I've seen bodies parts strewn across the road, people burned to a crisp, and plenty of fucked up people in their cars. But that was the first time I had seen someone enter the stages of shock, and her scream still terrifies me when I think back on it.

I've got a few stories, but most of them are sad and fucked up. A few good ones though, might share.
User avatar #42 - tehbomb (3 hours ago) [-]
shit dude
writing it out helps, but don't fuck yourself up more
#36 - innocentbabies (7 hours ago) [-]
You should post more of these as content. I'd love to read them.
User avatar #33 - heartbleed (9 hours ago) [-]
Jesus... Did you ever find out if she was okay?
User avatar #34 - gjtz (8 hours ago) [-]
As far as I know she's alive. You don't normally hear back about people you help unless they're close to someone in the department. Sometimes it's better that way.
User avatar #35 - heartbleed (8 hours ago) [-]
I assumed you wouldn't know but I figured it was worth a shot.
User avatar #28 - ritzrules (10 hours ago) [-]
Jesus, man...
User avatar #25 - anonibusii (12 hours ago) [-]
If you can handle it, more would be nice.
User avatar #23 - aeros (13 hours ago) [-]
I don't enjoy sad and fucked up stories, but it's good to get that kind of shit off your chest, and other peoples experiences are always interesting
User avatar #17 - nonnotitiapono (16 hours ago) [-]
i second the act. moar sir
User avatar #15 - deviousxreaper (17 hours ago) [-]
share dem all
User avatar #14 - deviousxreaper (17 hours ago) [-]
dayumm
#31 - I shave periodically, and they don't mind so much out here in … 18 hours ago on Genius 0
#27 - My department has a lot of old stuff. My bunker gear was on it…  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on Genius 0
User avatar #30 - thebenders (18 hours ago) [-]
You know i'm surprised that your department lets you have a beard because all departments around my area have a strict no beard rule.
User avatar #31 - gjtz (18 hours ago) [-]
I shave periodically, and they don't mind so much out here in the boonies. In the pic it's a little longer than I usually keep it, I don't know if I could have held a seal with it that long.
#25 - I am too, but we have an agreement with the county that they'l…  [+] (4 new replies) 19 hours ago on Genius 0
User avatar #26 - thebenders (19 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, my department isn't the smartest so we don't have that many agreements to help with payments on gear.
User avatar #27 - gjtz (19 hours ago) [-]
My department has a lot of old stuff. My bunker gear was on its last legs when I got it six months ago, our extraction equipment is just about shot, and pretty much all of the motor on our generators and fans are shit. But we manage.
User avatar #30 - thebenders (18 hours ago) [-]
You know i'm surprised that your department lets you have a beard because all departments around my area have a strict no beard rule.
User avatar #31 - gjtz (18 hours ago) [-]
I shave periodically, and they don't mind so much out here in the boonies. In the pic it's a little longer than I usually keep it, I don't know if I could have held a seal with it that long.
#20 - Standard canvas hoses aren't that expensive. The expensive one…  [+] (7 new replies) 21 hours ago on Genius 0
User avatar #33 - davidavidson (18 hours ago) [-]
Banned for being a Scottish faggot
User avatar #24 - thebenders (19 hours ago) [-]
i don't have a picture like you but i am on a volunteer department so they are expensive for us
User avatar #25 - gjtz (19 hours ago) [-]
I am too, but we have an agreement with the county that they'll match dollar for dollar on "essential" gear.
User avatar #26 - thebenders (19 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, my department isn't the smartest so we don't have that many agreements to help with payments on gear.
User avatar #27 - gjtz (19 hours ago) [-]
My department has a lot of old stuff. My bunker gear was on its last legs when I got it six months ago, our extraction equipment is just about shot, and pretty much all of the motor on our generators and fans are shit. But we manage.
User avatar #30 - thebenders (18 hours ago) [-]
You know i'm surprised that your department lets you have a beard because all departments around my area have a strict no beard rule.
User avatar #31 - gjtz (18 hours ago) [-]
I shave periodically, and they don't mind so much out here in the boonies. In the pic it's a little longer than I usually keep it, I don't know if I could have held a seal with it that long.
#22 - Picture 22 hours ago on Very Very Very Most Likely 0
#13 - I visited Portland for about a week with two of my bros to vis… 22 hours ago on faith in humanity restored +1
#53 - I haven't played online enough to be able to test it. They pro…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Music Comp 8 (part 1/4) 0
#55 - cookienommster (22 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, that's what i was thinking, sniping from above in wasteland. Shit my nipples are getting hard from just thinking about it :S

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User avatar #17 - anonshenanigans (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you for your services.
User avatar #9 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Richard, is this you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - gjtz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
If you're asking for Dick, you've come to the right place.
I don't even know a Richard. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #11 to #10 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
I just saw a post where you had a kid and lost motivation for the gym. Have a friend who's going through the same thing. Good luck though.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gjtz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Check on ibowtobacon, he made that comment.
User avatar #13 to #12 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Annnnnnnd, im a dumbass
User avatar #14 to #13 - gjtz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm retarded for a few hours a day too.
User avatar #8 - gugek ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
hey, i love you.
#6 - thelizardlord (02/14/2015) [-]
I did not forget
#7 to #6 - gjtz ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #4 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
#5 to #4 - gjtz ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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