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Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Location:Southern US
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I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

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#8 - Didn't he say from the beginning that he would endorse Hillary…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2016 on kek of the day +3
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#20 - seniorawesomesauce (07/26/2016) [-]
There's a difference between saying "Im endorsing her because I have to" and saying "I'm endorsing her because she is the most qualified candidate and is the most similar to my own message", which he has repeatedly stated, and each time it's just not true. You're right, there IS a stark contrast between them and he's spent the last 12 months pointing that out, and now that he's lost he says they're identical.
#10 - tapeboy (07/26/2016) [-]
It completely blindside his supporters, it was beautiful.
#9 - tapeboy (07/26/2016) [-]
He most certainly did, his supporters were still in tears at the DNC when he said it again today.
#11 - estebancolberto (07/26/2016) [-]
I'd be frothing with rage at statements like this if it wasn't for the fact that the Republicans nominated someone even more liberal than Hillary and are pretending to be so superior and are too stupid to realize that fact.
#21 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
"even more liberal than Hillary"

Hillary's not liberal. Look up her views on any political compass, inconsistent though her views are. She's only barely less right-wing than any of the Republican candidates.
#15 - tapeboy (07/26/2016) [-]
Sounds like voting Trump would be right up your alley.
#12 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
Sorry your favorite old man was cucked.
#40 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** Def… 07/25/2016 on You won a new car 0
#5 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** The… 07/25/2016 on killl me 0
#8 - My (sad to say) friend is going to write in Bernie's name on t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2016 on "Putin is behind it... 0
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#12 - teevee (07/25/2016) [-]
Hey, encourage that. The more that happens the less they will vote for Hillary.
#21 - thesecretbear (07/26/2016) [-]
mfw splitting the republican vote by voting for Johnson
Fuck the two party system, I refuse to play along even if it means my voice not being heard.
#26 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
johnson is an open borders cuck and he and webb are campaigning on a gun free workers paradise. it's psychotic to vote for these imbeciles and expect more liberty instead of less.
#2 - That last picture looks photoshopped as ****. The lightin…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Obamas brother votes for trump 0
#5 - chalklatsaltyballz (07/25/2016) [-]
Can you tell by the pixels?
#3 - ketix (07/25/2016) [-]
It's real. belongs to a series of pictures. I saw it published in early march 2013.
thesource.com/2016/07/24/president-obamas-half-brother-malik-obama-allegedly-voting-for-trump/

The lightning ist just a flash fired off axis from the camera. the second reflection on his glasses (his right eye) ist just shitty quality glass that is bent too much near the rim. The reflection over his left eye is a bit weird but I can't tell what it is from this shitty jpeg.
#7 - It could be his. A girl at my uni has messed up knees and hips…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on "Encourages Activity" Then... +2
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#17 - thefates (07/26/2016) [-]
It most likely belongs to a relative. Those things aren't even that expensive.
#3 - My friends and I are really bad about this kind of ****. We al… 07/25/2016 on That timing. 0
#12 - Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE??!? 07/25/2016 on GTAV stunting +2
#40 - It seems kinda dumb, but it makes sense to be planned for ever… 07/24/2016 on CON PLAN 8888 +1
#32 - Double post, my bad. 07/23/2016 on World record breaking box... 0