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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/02/2012
Last Login:11/18/2014
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Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot.

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#3 - Picture 09/17/2013 on JESUSCHRISTMARIE +25
#41 - I'm out of the loop, I didn't know America was responsible for…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on Knock knock. . . +8
#121 - Womens Study Major (09/16/2013) [-]
According to FJ, America is responsible for all the deaths in the world nowadays. Everything from murderous dictators to the common goddamn cold is blamed on them.
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2013 on I chuckled 0
#12 - Womens Study Major (09/16/2013) [-]
This isn't Tumblr.
User avatar #33 - olisaurus (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, let's keep in mind that funnyjunk has and will never be cancerous.
amirite guise?
#26 - Picture 09/16/2013 on Manors 0
#74 - Picture 05/03/2013 on 90-Year-Old Does Double... +26
#60 - "James Earl Jones is doing great black face." &q… 05/02/2013 on Yes you can 0
#86 - Picture 04/25/2013 on Shuckle Shuckle 0
#10 - And God help you when Caboose finds one. 04/25/2013 on Scumbag Ghosts +86
#4 - So if you never really get a hold of the weapon, does it still…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2013 on You're doing it wrong +41
#36 - samjamfan (04/26/2013) [-]
DAMMIT MOON MOON!
#38 - artjunk (04/26/2013) [-]
Ok... what am I missing with the whole "moon moon" thing?










my internets must be running low....
#21 - ohemgeezus (04/26/2013) [-]
It would be attempted armed robbery seeing how he never actually got any money.
User avatar #14 - volxc (04/25/2013) [-]
This is probably the funniest gif I have ever seen haha
#8 - Picture 04/24/2013 on skill +3
#16 - Picture 04/24/2013 on is it sfw? +5
#122 - Too bad Bighorn couldn't change a little to fit Bozeman or Bil… 04/22/2013 on 2050 0
#120 - You forgot to change everything else to South Canada 04/22/2013 on 2050 +1
#18 - Guise...guise.....what if she's schizophrenic? "Hey,…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/21/2013 on No. +162
#74 - Womens Study Major (04/21/2013) [-]
I really, really hate to be that guy, but schizophrenia is a different thing from dissociative personality disorder.
I'll shut up now.
User avatar #60 - vivalanim (04/21/2013) [-]
Schizophrenia isn't the same as multiple personality disorder, man.
#98 - Womens Study Major (04/21/2013) [-]
thanks for the explanation. got the same thought
User avatar #57 - guymandude (04/21/2013) [-]
JESUS FUCK I THOUGHT HE JUST BIT THE HEAD OFF OF A SMALL EXOTIC BIRD

I need better eyes
User avatar #91 - pedobearseviltwin (04/21/2013) [-]
peelable bird wut
User avatar #45 - rawrbowwow (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm schizophrenic and that's not how it works.
#33 - xpeh (04/21/2013) [-]
Actually, the girl taking the photo is holding her phone with both of her hands. The arm with the bracelets isn't hers.
#26 - thatguynobodylikes has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - peanutbraddle (04/21/2013) [-]
Don't really give a fuck who he is, I'm taking these GIFs.
#103 - butterisgood (04/21/2013) [-]
#27 - Womens Study Major (04/21/2013) [-]
Ask bullshit
#91 - Most of these were just annoying, but that bitch asking for gi… 04/18/2013 on Bachelor Pad +12
#51 - Maybe it's because I'm not European...but I don't find these c… 04/18/2013 on Deer Ass Punch 0
#80 - I don't know how this got so many thumbs...and I don't want to… 04/18/2013 on Funnyjunk At Night +4
#55 - It took longer than I'd like to admit for me to realize it was…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Nice Tattoo +4
User avatar #63 - gongthehawkeye (04/17/2013) [-]
I thought it was a magnet.
#101 - Comment deleted 04/17/2013 on Still a better love story... 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Trip. +83
#22 - mizzycupcakes (04/18/2013) [-]
#6 - Or you flip it and..... 04/17/2013 on Nicholas BirdCage +44
#2 - And then she jumps off the top of the school  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2013 on German Class +141
#101 - vangoz (04/18/2013) [-]
Made me think of this
User avatar #62 - ryukyukids (04/18/2013) [-]
and I'd be waiting at the bottom.
User avatar #10 - robotvoice (04/18/2013) [-]
and destroys the planet with her girth.
User avatar #3 - someanon (04/17/2013) [-]
There would need to be a set of stairs or a ladder able support her weight for that to happen.
User avatar #13 - mesokab (04/18/2013) [-]
I would imagine that she would just flop back onto the school roof and break the ceiling
#80 - There are plenty of companies people hate, but as long as they… 04/11/2013 on EA's FW voted worst company... 0
#61 - But they DO know how to vote on internet tournaments! 04/11/2013 on EA's FW voted worst company... 0
#55 - EA is a horrible company, no doubt about that, but all that WC…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2013 on EA's FW voted worst company... +7
#88 - matthlord (04/11/2013) [-]
You do know 4chan rigged these votes cause they know EA is the only company that was elected that gives 2 shits about the outcome of that poll right?
User avatar #66 - vincetacular (04/11/2013) [-]
Very few people get this, just because they aren't great doesn't mean they destroy as much lives as certain other companies (like bank of america and others)
User avatar #59 - rhiaanor (04/11/2013) [-]




12-15 year olds dont understand anymore than games and stupid bandwagons
User avatar #61 - givehimthemulk (04/11/2013) [-]
But they DO know how to vote on internet tournaments!

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User avatar #2 - TheFlamingFlamingo (08/12/2012) [-]
I just wanted to say...I love Julian Smith...
and you are awesome.
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