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Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot.

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#364 - Picture 02/23/2012 on Every Morning +3
#119 - The direction of your symbols better be a ****** …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on Fuck you facebook +8
User avatar #121 - DisgruntledTomato (02/22/2012) [-]
Well fuck, guess I am retarded
#100 - Lol, angry yelling dog is my favorite meme  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on Fuck you facebook +11
#105 - thechosentroll (02/22/2012) [-]
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#87 - This is annoyed-looking Labrador. eh wears the glasses and doe… 02/22/2012 on Fuck you facebook +17
#84 - Picture 02/22/2012 on Fuck you facebook +6
#82 - Picture 02/22/2012 on Fuck you facebook 0
#30 - Picture 02/22/2012 on But grandpa +1
#281 - When i first heard about it I was told it was to stop child porn 02/22/2012 on HELP! ! ! 0
#246 - This bill is to stop child porn. So when you say you want to p…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2012 on HELP! ! ! +7
#280 - themrkurtcobain (02/22/2012) [-]
it's to stop child porn or is it to keep children from watching porn?
User avatar #281 - givehimthemulk (02/22/2012) [-]
When i first heard about it I was told it was to stop child porn
#251 - whitie (02/22/2012) [-]
#237 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on HELP! ! ! -3
#244 - stevennizzle (02/22/2012) [-]
#126 - Picture 02/22/2012 on Porn on the Phone. +2
#363 - Holy **** , the cuteness! 02/22/2012 on Baby sitter +2
#49 - Picture 02/22/2012 on Troy McClure +2
#34 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on yup +23
#75 - Womens Study Major (02/22/2012) [-]
Well your right, but it's still funny, and isn't that the point?
#371 - Picture 02/22/2012 on title +4
#1001 - Picture 02/22/2012 on Crappy Comic 0
#283 - Beer sandwiches sound good, too. Why have I never thought of m… 02/20/2012 on What are guys' favorite... +2
#281 - Nope, that JD on his nametag stands for something completely d…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2012 on What are guys' favorite... +3
#282 - kikichu (02/20/2012) [-]
i realized that after i posted it.
#234 - Comment deleted 02/20/2012 on Woman logic +13
#468 - Picture 02/20/2012 on Periodically Malicious +3
#58 - For all I know they might not be in Europe, but I know its jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2012 on Subtle Racism 0
#92 - hewhoisnotyou (02/20/2012) [-]
"....As far back as the 19th century, a cookie very similar in appearance to the modern Fortune cookie was made in Kyoto, Japan"
-wiki
yup only america has them
User avatar #88 - cartmananalprobe (02/20/2012) [-]
Do you at least agree that Airo is better than Fortune Cookies? Because Airo is a good chocolate, even if it is almost 50% air.
#54 - Well first of all, yeah they're free, but I've eaten at Chines…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/20/2012 on Subtle Racism +4
User avatar #55 - cartmananalprobe (02/20/2012) [-]
Well fuck, I never saw them, granted I haven't traveled the world, but I've traveled across almost all of the EU and never saw them.
Still, they are retarded.
User avatar #219 - meganinja (02/20/2012) [-]
who travels to america to eat at a chinese restauraunt?
User avatar #249 - cartmananalprobe (02/20/2012) [-]
Have you ever eaten McDonald's outside the USA?
By the way, what would a person eat there? There isn't any American type food... even Cheeseburgers and Pizzas that are so famous in the US, it is German and Italian food.
User avatar #262 - meganinja (02/20/2012) [-]
Well i've never gotten outside the US. I suppose those are valid points, America is a mix of all kinds of different cultures.
User avatar #267 - cartmananalprobe (02/20/2012) [-]
Exactly, but even if you are in France (a country you can easily get cultural specific food) you can go to one of the best restaurants in town, that happened to be of Turkish food..
But yah... now I have the munchies for Burger King.
User avatar #58 - givehimthemulk (02/20/2012) [-]
For all I know they might not be in Europe, but I know its just just America. Eh, their just kind of a novelty people expect at those places now
#92 - hewhoisnotyou (02/20/2012) [-]
"....As far back as the 19th century, a cookie very similar in appearance to the modern Fortune cookie was made in Kyoto, Japan"
-wiki
yup only america has them
User avatar #88 - cartmananalprobe (02/20/2012) [-]
Do you at least agree that Airo is better than Fortune Cookies? Because Airo is a good chocolate, even if it is almost 50% air.
#154 - I spent plenty of time on my SNES and 64 games, but I'm not go…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2012 on Games then and now +5
#158 - theflyingpineapple (02/20/2012) [-]
I'll give you that. I'm not saying that new games suck now. I just personally prefer the older ones more.
User avatar #156 - auesis (02/20/2012) [-]
It's the effect of nostalgia. Great memories are exasperated and you forget or reject the notion of bad memories from the same time.
#182 - Womens Study Major (02/20/2012) [-]
Not completely, I've been spending a lot of time playing old ps2 games recently and there are a lot of things those games had that modern games just don't do anymore. Like actual puzzles. Most games nowadays have better graphics (Obviously) and more advanced combat systems, but they lose a lot of the slower, more subtle charms of older games.
User avatar #192 - auesis (02/20/2012) [-]
You're looking in the wrong places, then. There are a plethora of amazing games today with great gameplay, graphics, story development and so-called "charm".
#199 - Womens Study Major (02/20/2012) [-]
That's just the thing, games now do have better, gameplay, graphics and good stories. It's all the other things that are missing.
#28 - I'm....I'm Scumbag Steve? 02/20/2012 on wat 0
#38 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2012 on Subtle Racism -2
User avatar #46 - puffypuffcorn (02/20/2012) [-]
Qu├ębec. The motherland of poutine.

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User avatar #2 - TheFlamingFlamingo (08/12/2012) [-]
I just wanted to say...I love Julian Smith...
and you are awesome.
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