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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/02/2012
Last Login:11/18/2014
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Times Content Favorited:61 times
Total Comments Made:1308
FJ Points:14402
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot.

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#1 - Picture 08/14/2012 on How is it supposed to be... +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 08/14/2012 on bad title. +13
#21 - ghirahn (08/15/2012) [-]
#27 - richirey (08/15/2012) [-]
Liking this cause it has Dragon Ball on it
#30 - ghirahn (08/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #79 - mrbuu (08/15/2012) [-]
lets be fair he is one hell of a nice guy.
#82 - ghirahn (08/15/2012) [-]
MAJINN BUU!!!
YOU'RE ALIVE???
User avatar #244 - mrbuu (08/15/2012) [-]
they never wished me back to life with the dragon balls in the episodes/moveis/manga.

[small]or did they?[small]
User avatar #389 - ghirahn (08/15/2012) [-]
Well, I mean after you gave yourself to Uub.
I thought I lost you...
(admit you can read this in Hercule's voice)
#400 - richirey (08/15/2012) [-]
Yes i did
#3 - Thank God he's gay or us straight guys would have no chance with women  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2012 on NPH never takes a bad picture +6
User avatar #5 - guillnae (08/14/2012) [-]
From what i hear on thsi website, its independent of him, evry one gets friend zoned anyway xD
Btw, he is one of the men i would turn gay for, dunno why...
#4 - Her son's face when  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2012 on Definition of slut is ... +167
User avatar #187 - envinite (08/15/2012) [-]
I hope her son's is not of FJ because when he see this....
User avatar #189 - envinite (08/15/2012) [-]
*son
#115 - archonlb (08/15/2012) [-]
hfw
User avatar #114 - biggieboy (08/15/2012) [-]
can't imagine a more appropriate gif. Have a thumb for that.
#8 - Its all from this youtube video called "To Do List" … 08/14/2012 on Why? 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2012 on Battering RAM +14
#37 - fingrayn (08/15/2012) [-]
#11 - bitchplzzz (08/14/2012) [-]
That was s hue purr...





I feel terrible, sorry
#168 - Well...apparently there are a lot less gay men then I thought … 08/14/2012 on Lesbians 0
#50 - Seriously FunnyJunk? I don't know how many times I've seen this. 08/14/2012 on That is soooo Ahkmed +2
#49 - Picture 08/14/2012 on f'oreal +8
#6 - If only this was real.... Pic sorta not really r… 08/14/2012 on Mann VS Machine +5
#1 - Portal thread? Portal thread  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2012 on In Case of Portals +15
#15 - bloodbathmcbullet (08/14/2012) [-]
#12 - snapze (08/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #44 - stimpiltan (08/15/2012) [-]
dat gif...nostalgia of old internet days
#5 - traviver (08/14/2012) [-]
#4 - pixelcole (08/14/2012) [-]
Portal thread you say?
#8 - thebarnacle (08/14/2012) [-]
#1 - The difference is that Butters is awesome 08/14/2012 on Miley Scotch +1
#2 - I think Jamaica's a pretty cool guy. eh runs fast and doesn't …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2012 on SpongeBolt +44
#9 - bitchplzzz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #50 - DrWeird (08/15/2012) [-]
I see you're new here. Allow me to be the first to welcome you to the internet.
#33 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #10 - rainbowtacos (08/14/2012) [-]
search youtube for fun and only, itll make more sense
#3 - Huh...didn't look that long to me 08/14/2012 on read desc. +3
#5 - Picture 08/14/2012 on What she actually looks like +15
#1 - For the record, I felt like how the sophomores see them when I… 08/14/2012 on Dem Freshmen +1
#3 - OC creator?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/14/2012 on Why? +48
#52 - anonymous (08/14/2012) [-]
we have about 100 people who regularly post OC.
shut the fuck up
User avatar #77 - McBalls (08/15/2012) [-]
100/33000 is not much bro
#5 - lucidria (08/14/2012) [-]
I wish to know the identity of this man if you know it.
#9 - anonymous (08/14/2012) [-]
Barats and Bereta. Youtube search it.
User avatar #8 - givehimthemulk (08/14/2012) [-]
Its all from this youtube video called "To Do List" or something like that
#1 - Its funny, but in the future, just make that your title  [+] (7 new replies) 08/14/2012 on read desc. +31
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#35 - dontcutmyusernameo (08/14/2012) [-]
does your username have to do with a julian smith video?
User avatar #51 - givehimthemulk (08/14/2012) [-]
Sure does!
#126 - dontcutmyusernameo (08/15/2012) [-]
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK
#2 - successfulmonger (08/14/2012) [-]
couldn't fit the full sentence in.
User avatar #8 - Ryansixsixsix (08/14/2012) [-]
"Before a boss battle" would have been fine.
#3 - givehimthemulk (08/14/2012) [-]
Huh...didn't look that long to me
#15 - I'd still say she's easily overweight though, and honestly its… 08/13/2012 on CAAAAAAAKE 0
#2 - This is amazing 08/13/2012 on 5 rupees +5
#13 - But unfortunately the women in the picture is overweight becau…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/13/2012 on CAAAAAAAKE 0
User avatar #14 - charagrin (08/13/2012) [-]
That I can agree with 100%. There is no disease on planet earth that 'makes you fat." The human body runs off of calories. Some peoples body may be more efficient then others. But no one has an excuse for being obese. But I still do not see the girl in the photo as fat. She has fat, she isn't fat.
User avatar #60 - myrtille (08/14/2012) [-]
why the fuck do people keep thumbing you down?
FJ logic is dumb as shit.
User avatar #66 - charagrin (08/14/2012) [-]
They are self-conscious about their own bodies due to the fact most of them probably fit the standard "internet nerd" stereotype and make the girl in the photo look like a ballerina. So they do everything they can to try and make others feel bad about their own bodies rather then taking the 30 minutes a day it would take to fix their own self image via physical activity.
User avatar #72 - myrtille (08/14/2012) [-]
well said...
it just makes me rage hardcore when people thumb down logic and fact.
User avatar #15 - givehimthemulk (08/13/2012) [-]
I'd still say she's easily overweight though, and honestly its easier to keep weight off at her age then when she gets older and if she doesn't work on it now she will definitely have a problem with it in the future. but hey, agree to disagree.
#10 - Run 10 miles while being obese? ******** . Overwei…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/13/2012 on CAAAAAAAKE +1
User avatar #12 - charagrin (08/13/2012) [-]
But yes, that is besides the point. All I am saying is the girl in the photo is not fat, if anything she is overweight. Just like 90% of the population in first world countries. people who have ribs/spine bones showing through the skin are not healthy. They are keeping their body in a light level of starvation. The human body NEEDS some fat within it. You will not die without it, but being thin in and of itself does not make you healthier then a heavier set person.
User avatar #11 - charagrin (08/13/2012) [-]
I am not joking. I was weighed, measured, and classified as obese by my doctor. I am 6'0 and weigh 224 pounds. I do run 10 miles a day, 3 day's a week, I also go to the gym every other day. That is why I am saying the way obesity is classified nowadays is bullshit.
User avatar #13 - givehimthemulk (08/13/2012) [-]
But unfortunately the women in the picture is overweight because of fat. To me it sounds your's is due to muscle, same reason body builders can count at morbidly obese. People in first world countries need to learn to take care of their bodies better or our life expediencies are going to plummet very soon. I know some people have alot more trouble keeping a good weight than others, but everyone should atleast try.
User avatar #14 - charagrin (08/13/2012) [-]
That I can agree with 100%. There is no disease on planet earth that 'makes you fat." The human body runs off of calories. Some peoples body may be more efficient then others. But no one has an excuse for being obese. But I still do not see the girl in the photo as fat. She has fat, she isn't fat.
User avatar #60 - myrtille (08/14/2012) [-]
why the fuck do people keep thumbing you down?
FJ logic is dumb as shit.
User avatar #66 - charagrin (08/14/2012) [-]
They are self-conscious about their own bodies due to the fact most of them probably fit the standard "internet nerd" stereotype and make the girl in the photo look like a ballerina. So they do everything they can to try and make others feel bad about their own bodies rather then taking the 30 minutes a day it would take to fix their own self image via physical activity.
User avatar #72 - myrtille (08/14/2012) [-]
well said...
it just makes me rage hardcore when people thumb down logic and fact.
User avatar #15 - givehimthemulk (08/13/2012) [-]
I'd still say she's easily overweight though, and honestly its easier to keep weight off at her age then when she gets older and if she doesn't work on it now she will definitely have a problem with it in the future. but hey, agree to disagree.
#7 - Judging by that calf I wouldn't be surprised if she's obese. N…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/13/2012 on CAAAAAAAKE -3
User avatar #8 - charagrin (08/13/2012) [-]
Have you taken a look at the scale they use to decide whether you are obese or not? If you even have the slightest of a gut you are just short of morbidly obese it seems. I can run 10 miles, bench 280, do push ups and sit ups for days at a time, and I am still classified as obese. Even with a six pack. Look at givehimthemulk's post of the fat chick. THAT is morbidly obese. The girl in the content is not even half of half that. So again, not thin. But not morbidly obese either.
User avatar #10 - givehimthemulk (08/13/2012) [-]
Run 10 miles while being obese? Bullshit. Overweight, yeah that's possible but no way could you do that if you were obese. For one thing you'd be burning over 2000 calories in that alone, which is what most people eat in a day. I don't care what your metabolism is, you'd be shedding fat and building muscle like crazy. By that point you'd be overweight from muscle, which isn't the problem we're talking about.
User avatar #12 - charagrin (08/13/2012) [-]
But yes, that is besides the point. All I am saying is the girl in the photo is not fat, if anything she is overweight. Just like 90% of the population in first world countries. people who have ribs/spine bones showing through the skin are not healthy. They are keeping their body in a light level of starvation. The human body NEEDS some fat within it. You will not die without it, but being thin in and of itself does not make you healthier then a heavier set person.
User avatar #11 - charagrin (08/13/2012) [-]
I am not joking. I was weighed, measured, and classified as obese by my doctor. I am 6'0 and weigh 224 pounds. I do run 10 miles a day, 3 day's a week, I also go to the gym every other day. That is why I am saying the way obesity is classified nowadays is bullshit.
User avatar #13 - givehimthemulk (08/13/2012) [-]
But unfortunately the women in the picture is overweight because of fat. To me it sounds your's is due to muscle, same reason body builders can count at morbidly obese. People in first world countries need to learn to take care of their bodies better or our life expediencies are going to plummet very soon. I know some people have alot more trouble keeping a good weight than others, but everyone should atleast try.
User avatar #14 - charagrin (08/13/2012) [-]
That I can agree with 100%. There is no disease on planet earth that 'makes you fat." The human body runs off of calories. Some peoples body may be more efficient then others. But no one has an excuse for being obese. But I still do not see the girl in the photo as fat. She has fat, she isn't fat.
User avatar #60 - myrtille (08/14/2012) [-]
why the fuck do people keep thumbing you down?
FJ logic is dumb as shit.
User avatar #66 - charagrin (08/14/2012) [-]
They are self-conscious about their own bodies due to the fact most of them probably fit the standard "internet nerd" stereotype and make the girl in the photo look like a ballerina. So they do everything they can to try and make others feel bad about their own bodies rather then taking the 30 minutes a day it would take to fix their own self image via physical activity.
User avatar #72 - myrtille (08/14/2012) [-]
well said...
it just makes me rage hardcore when people thumb down logic and fact.
User avatar #15 - givehimthemulk (08/13/2012) [-]
I'd still say she's easily overweight though, and honestly its easier to keep weight off at her age then when she gets older and if she doesn't work on it now she will definitely have a problem with it in the future. but hey, agree to disagree.
User avatar #9 - charagrin (08/13/2012) [-]
sorry give. For some reason my phone said you were ismet in my notification. lol
#6 - Then you'll need to shield your eyes from this beauty  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2012 on CAAAAAAAKE +19
User avatar #23 - angelojuusan (08/14/2012) [-]
Shit, my eyes!!!!!!
User avatar #85 - aiwendel (08/14/2012) [-]
*Black guy with "WHY??" in the bottom.jpg (can you give that to me please?)
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2012 on He loved Giraffes +67
#3 - redrex (08/14/2012) [-]
my name is rex, hence "redrex"
pic unrelated

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User avatar #2 - TheFlamingFlamingo (08/12/2012) [-]
I just wanted to say...I love Julian Smith...
and you are awesome.
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