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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/02/2012
Last Login:7/31/2014
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Comment Ranking:#6971
Highest Content Rank:#4019
Highest Comment Rank:#247
Content Thumbs: 1299 total,  1490 ,  191
Comment Thumbs: 13446 total,  14410 ,  964
Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 13% (130/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:79361
Times Content Favorited:62 times
Total Comments Made:1308
FJ Points:14399
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot.

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#13 - What is this...i don't even 10/22/2012 on Badass Phuket Feeding! 0
#166 - This was literally on yesterday...really FJ? 10/02/2012 on Peter Griffin +18
#133 - Fuck yeah Super Troopers! Fuck no politics!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2012 on Super Romney +18
#152 - anonymous (10/02/2012) [-]
Fukken' saved
#154 - Picture 09/14/2012 on Watch 50 Shades of grey 0
#3 - You fool! You'll cause a jihad on FJ! 09/14/2012 on that game.. -1
#117 - Picture 09/14/2012 on Have a nice couple of minutes +30
#64 - Comment deleted 09/14/2012 on epic girl -3
#11 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 09/14/2012 on Wrong number +45
User avatar #33 - iisammehii (09/14/2012) [-]
LOL, it actually was real...
#21 - tvfreakuk (09/14/2012) [-]
It was still funny. It doesn't matter if it was fake or not.
User avatar #19 - jonnyogg (09/14/2012) [-]
YOU SPOKE TO OBAMA ZOMG
#17 - HarvietheDinkle (09/14/2012) [-]
HOLY FUCK HOW'D YOU GET OBAMA'S NUMBER?!?!11?1
#47 - iamabadtroll (09/14/2012) [-]
This isn't actually real lol, he doesn't have Obama's number.
#52 - lesmusiceetrend (09/14/2012) [-]
>Thumbs your comment down
>See your username
>Thumbs your comment up
User avatar #15 - TarnRazor (09/14/2012) [-]
How'd they get Obama's number?
#7 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 09/14/2012 on shit bricks +186
#46 - copperoxideking (09/14/2012) [-]
im out
#25 - anonymous (09/14/2012) [-]
Just because its fake doesn't mean its not funny
User avatar #51 - GoodGood (09/14/2012) [-]
you're right, the fact that it's overused makes it not funny.
User avatar #69 - technosauce (09/14/2012) [-]
Ya know except that most things are memes and memes are over used and yet you still laugh at them :\
#113 - divide has deleted their comment.
User avatar #114 - technosauce (09/14/2012) [-]
How do you know that i Don't know what he knows that i know about what i know about knowing?
#115 - divide has deleted their comment.
#29 - anonymous (09/14/2012) [-]
Yes. Yes, it does.
#14 - simonrivero (09/14/2012) [-]
OMG guys!!! Obama browses funnyjunk!
#142 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on billionaire loves ass.. +19
#160 - acfb Comment deleted by givehimthemulk
#58 - I've had this in my reaction folder forever....  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on AAAAAAARGH! +7
#65 - itsmypenis has deleted their comment.
#7 - There is one rock award and it goes to fucking Coldplay. I lit…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2012 on Seriously? 0
#10 - powerlevel (09/07/2012) [-]
Nah man, music is not dead, its the minds of the vast majority of people that is dead. They just brainlessly follow the mainstream crap that constantly thrown at them.
go to /mu/... music is alive in that board
#1 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Hell Of An Idea +23
#13 - iyr (09/08/2012) [-]
#2 - toriofwind (09/07/2012) [-]
That women should be obese
User avatar #4 - Fgner (09/07/2012) [-]
Average weight of adults in the United States 176 pounds.
Median age is ~ 37.
1:1 male female ratio at adulthood.
Children + seniors are discluded.
Younger and older adults are slimmer and thicker respectively. Population is actually heavier on the older side of this scale (birth rate decreased since baby boomer time, this generations birth rate increase hasn't reached adulthood yet). Excluding their weights, assuming they balance well. (Even though the inclusion of older people would increase the average weight).
Estimated number of people at average age: ~115 / 313 million.
Weight of a normal, healthy male at 40: ~182 pounds
Weight of a normal, healthy female at 40: ~149 pounds
If our society was the epitome of normal and healthy it should average to: 165.5 pounds.
Actual weight of our society (again): 176 pounds.
Difference = 10.5 pounds
Obesity (definition): grossly overweight.
Is 10.5 pounds over healthy grossly overweight? No.
User avatar #8 - overweight (09/07/2012) [-]
I'm not gross man. That was a low blow
#9 - Fgner (09/07/2012) [-]
Take this for your amazing coincidental name.
#6 - LemonNADE Comment deleted by givehimthemulk
User avatar #7 - Fgner (09/07/2012) [-]
I'm not unchill? Nor am I patriotic in any sense... In fact I'm probably moving to Germany relatively soon (getting it all worked out). Just felt like busting out the statistics because I was curious myself xD
User avatar #5 - Fgner (09/07/2012) [-]
Source: CIA World Factbook.
#9 - My poor jimmies.... 09/06/2012 on Bad Meme Comp 3 +4
#5 - Picture 09/05/2012 on Did you know +25
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2012 on Did you know +23
#5 - givehimthemulk Comment deleted by givehimthemulk
#2 - Picture 09/05/2012 on Why /b/...Why? +25
#293 - Picture 09/05/2012 on When browsing ponytime +9
#2 - Picture 09/05/2012 on All my NOPE +7
#4 - June 12 is recently? This sure looks like OC to me  [+] (8 new replies) 09/05/2012 on ridiculousness vs tosh.0 +169
User avatar #286 - monkeyfuckingpro (09/06/2012) [-]
I don;t think he ever said t was oc...
User avatar #125 - TheBarneyStinson (09/05/2012) [-]
Either way, unless Daniel Tosh signed up for FJ and posted this himself, it's not OC.
#57 - anonymous (09/05/2012) [-]
Id like to know where it says "THIS IS OC". Go ahead, tell me.
User avatar #13 - jibb (09/05/2012) [-]
You know, I think this is shopped. I remember seeing this last summer.
So, 12th june 2011.
User avatar #337 - LiamNeeson (09/06/2012) [-]
No, it was this summer. The one you saw was probably when Rob launched his show and Tosh slammed him in the season opener.
#12 - anonymous (09/05/2012) [-]
6th of june 2012
User avatar #11 - massdubater (09/05/2012) [-]
oh fuck i didnt see that but my friend just told me about it and i thought it was funny so i literally just made this last night thinking it happened recently but i didnt see the date there
#216 - rainbowrush (09/05/2012) [-]
#10 - Haha...let me try! She really Azerbaijan'ed that…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2012 on Could not think of a title +3
#35 - chuckiefinster (09/05/2012) [-]
#263 - Amy Winehouse being mentioned with the others? 09/05/2012 on heaven and hell +1
#1 - Hoarding all its moons while Earth only gets one....  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on Jewpiter +4
#3 - chinchillazor (08/16/2012) [-]
took me a second to realize what a fitting comment that was.
but then i laughed and laughed...
#2 - < She's had multiple foodgasms  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on foodgasm +1
#3 - nigguhyutakemyuser has deleted their comment.
#218 - I'm pretty sure I'd have a good chance at kicking the ass of a… 08/16/2012 on Look guys , he made a funny. +2

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User avatar #2 - TheFlamingFlamingo (08/12/2012) [-]
I just wanted to say...I love Julian Smith...
and you are awesome.
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