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Youtube Channel: whocares
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Consoles Owned: snes, gc, dunno if pc counts
Date Signed Up:6/08/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#307 - and hands being chopped of is still less barbaric than shootin…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Facebook (1) 0
#325 - arolexion (10 hours ago) [-]
aim for their balls. thats bound to make a point ;)
#264 - because shooting people usually is the bigger problem than the…  [+] (3 new replies) 17 hours ago on Facebook (1) -1
#290 - arolexion (15 hours ago) [-]
Back then hands were chopped off. Thievery is only condoned in Modern society.
#307 - gisuar (14 hours ago) [-]
and hands being chopped of is still less barbaric than shooting/killing someone on the spot
#325 - arolexion (10 hours ago) [-]
aim for their balls. thats bound to make a point ;)
#61 - as if wiping alone would help at some point wiping does nothin…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/17/2014 on bumburner -37
#209 - chrispoot (12/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 - penileburglar (12/17/2014) [-]
Jesus I hope you're not serious.
#74 - atomschlumpf (12/17/2014) [-]
Now, I'm not saying I'm some kind of wiping expert


And I'm certainly not saying my way is the right way


But I think you're doing it wrong
#91 - thetrobadour (12/17/2014) [-]
i think you're just not used to habing a jungle up your but, i know that feel and trust me, the toilet paper just get stuck in your ass hair and it becomes one messy fucking jungle.
also pic related, its my asshole
User avatar #97 - hydraetis (12/17/2014) [-]
The only time I have that shit-fused-hairs problem is when I don't wipe. Instead of just loosely dragging the paper across your crack, pinch down on the hairs to properly wipe the shit off. It can take a few wipes to clean up to an acceptable level but trust me, it can absolutely be done.
#109 - thetrobadour (12/17/2014) [-]
thats whay im doing man, trust me i became an expert in ass-hair, no matter what i do or how much time it takes, if its a big juicy and slimy poop, my ass hairs are gonna clog my anus
#151 - atomschlumpf (12/17/2014) [-]
Shave your ass that's fucking disgusting dude
#2051 - **gisuar used "*roll cis privilege*"** **gisuar rolls No st… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#220 - that knee to face one has happened here i know the friends of … 12/16/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 2 0
#24 - ****** up 12/15/2014 on Anti-Babypille 0
#18 - "Dudel" comes from "Gedudel" which means s… 12/15/2014 on Anti-Babypille +2
#17 - i'd like to add that i just realized that it used to be spelle…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Anti-Babypille 0
User avatar #23 - scorcho (12/15/2014) [-]
scratch that. The weid in weidmann refers to either a willow tree or a pasture.
User avatar #22 - scorcho (12/15/2014) [-]
no. waid is wald which is forest. It's not that gruesome. ausweiden is spelled with 'e', too
#24 - gisuar (12/15/2014) [-]
fucked up
#16 - *Mein Teil my part/share/thing could also mean reproductive organ  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Anti-Babypille 0
User avatar #32 - tealcanaan (12/15/2014) [-]
Easier if you think of it as My Member
#15 - *Weidmannsheil old hunter salute wishing a hunter good luc…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Anti-Babypille 0
#17 - gisuar (12/15/2014) [-]
i'd like to add that i just realized that it used to be spelled "Waidmann" which is a combination of "ausweiden" which means to gut/disembowel and man (obviously)
so a Waidmann is someone capable of proper gutting
User avatar #23 - scorcho (12/15/2014) [-]
scratch that. The weid in weidmann refers to either a willow tree or a pasture.
User avatar #22 - scorcho (12/15/2014) [-]
no. waid is wald which is forest. It's not that gruesome. ausweiden is spelled with 'e', too
#24 - gisuar (12/15/2014) [-]
fucked up

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#8 - alekksandar (06/20/2014) [-]
**alekksandar rolled image** THIS IS GOING UP YOUR ASSEEEE!!!!!
**alekksandar rolled image** THIS IS GOING UP YOUR ASSEEEE!!!!!
User avatar #4 - revengeforfreeze (02/15/2014) [-]
what is going on with you? :­(
#5 to #4 - gisuar (02/15/2014) [-]
just the regular **** feeling lonely and stuff
User avatar #6 to #5 - revengeforfreeze (02/15/2014) [-]
ah, yeah.

I am a bit.. well i can't say i'm very lonely, maybe a bit, but idk.. im that kind of person that sits for hours on end alone without caring much..

do you not have any kind of social places or stuff you can go?
#7 to #6 - gisuar (06/15/2014) [-]
i just realised i didn't reply

my main problem is that all of my old friends are leaving going to university or elsewhere and i'm not able to find new ones that meet my standards i feel like they would understand me.
User avatar #1 - ginsan (01/08/2014) [-]
first comment on your profile
User avatar #2 to #1 - ginsan (01/08/2014) [-]
**ginsan rolls 30** and dubs
#3 to #2 - gisuar (01/09/2014) [-]
well thanks i guess and close one
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