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Gender: male
Age: 114
Facebook Profile: please jug me bug
Youtube Channel: please jug me bug
Steam Profile: please jug me bug
Consoles Owned: please jug me bug
Video Games Played: please jug me bug
X-box Gamertag: please jug me bug
PSN: please jug me bug
Interests: please jug me bug
Date Signed Up:8/02/2009
Last Login:5/30/2016
Location:le monkey face
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#848
Comment Ranking:#253
Highest Content Rank:#208
Highest Comment Rank:#15
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#5106 - joshlol (04/27/2016) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by girguy
please jug my bug
#5107 to #5106 - girguy (04/28/2016) [-]
#3761 - girguy (07/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
stickied by girguy
welcome 2 my channel please do NOT spam or you will be BLOCKED FOR LIFE. I will report you if you post anything bad about my thomas the tank engine re-enactment videos
#5007 to #3761 - mvtjets ONLINE (01/24/2016) [-]
#3803 to #3761 - testing (07/23/2013) [-]
Ha.
#4066 to #3803 - phanact (10/01/2013) [-]
faggot
#3933 to #3803 - bakanokuso (08/16/2013) [-]
ya, quit testing him
#3804 to #3803 - girguy (07/23/2013) [-]
BLOCKED
#3805 to #3804 - testing (07/23/2013) [-]
Pls no.
I love you girguy.
#3806 to #3805 - girguy (07/23/2013) [-]
just kidding, best friend
#4525 to #3806 - bongldr (05/18/2014) [-]
i pooed
#4526 to #4525 - girguy (05/18/2014) [-]
nice
#4527 to #4526 - bongldr (05/18/2014) [-]
thanks brother its very warm between my buttcheekcs now
#4528 to #4527 - girguy (05/18/2014) [-]
#4529 to #4528 - bongldr (05/18/2014) [-]
guess where im going to stick this bottle of fresh semen
#5110 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
J-Jug me bug?
#5108 - parishailsatan (05/14/2016) [-]
You're still alive. Neat
#5109 to #5108 - girguy (05/14/2016) [-]
chumbo
#5100 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
dude

what the holy ****

i just quickly grabbed some more ripped guys form bodybuilding with legit faces and made two more okcupid accounts

then ran my script to like profiles in the background and got like 2-3 messages max, and from really ugly old women

but when i log onto chompers the messages keep coming

SJDLKJASLKJDIOASJIO JOIASJIOD JASIODJO IASJIODJIOADS

now i'm legit depressed
****
#5105 to #5100 - Sunset (04/24/2016) [-]
**Sunset used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**Sunset rolls 03**
#5104 to #5100 - girguy (04/24/2016) [-]
welp
i was wise to stay away from women

this is surreally frustrating
#5103 to #5100 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
basically only non-white girls even respond or send messages to the best looking men alive
#5076 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
username is "chompers" backwards

running a script on it to automatically "like" all men in her area

place your bets on messages she gets in 1 hour
#5092 to #5076 - girguy (04/22/2016) [-]
update?
#5097 to #5092 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
#5094 to #5092 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
>>5080, same ****, just endless messages
I didn't even need to use a script

later that day I tried with the best looking guy I could find (tall ripped guy on steroids), ran my script for an hour, 20 times LONGER than I ran it from the girl

and got........
2 messages

2 messages vs like... infinity for a deformed girl

being dead ******* serious
#5096 to #5094 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
also this was in san diego in case anyone cares
#5099 to #5096 - girguy (04/23/2016) [-]
my well endowed daddy is the most redpilled man alive
#5101 to #5099 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
i make donald trump seem like a delusional liberal
#5095 to #5094 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
joshlol
#5098 to #5095 - joshlol (04/23/2016) [-]
cant say im surprised
#5080 to #5076 - joshlol (04/22/2016) [-]
post full version of pic I wanna see what's goign on with her mouth
#5089 to #5080 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
joshlol girguy

regarding manlets

height 5'5
#5093 to #5089 - girguy (04/22/2016) [-]
oh christ
#5091 to #5089 - joshlol (04/22/2016) [-]
"Speaks English, C++, French

how not to internet date
#5088 to #5080 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
this site is full js/ajax
i could write a simple script to message all the guys
if i wanted to be evil
#5087 to #5080 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
it's almost 6 am in california
everytime i login i get another message and 10 more visits

on my half assed profile i made in 1 minute


your god is dead
and he never cared
#5086 to #5080 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
3 am in california and desperate men are still messaging my ugly female profile
#5085 to #5080 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
it's funny how deluded the average guy is

because as a man your competition is endless amount of jacked guys like this
coming at "your" (******* lmao) girl every night

#5083 to #5080 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
97 matches
17 messages
around 100 likes

if this guy were on FJ people would be like 'no homo breh u look good'

#5084 to #5083 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
also i only ran my script for 5 minutes
HAHA
#5082 to #5080 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
#5090 to #5082 - joshlol (04/22/2016) [-]
Jesus **** what happened there
#5081 to #5080 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
******* lmao

women have a constnat stream of dick coming at them

lol @ being in a relationship, you're an automatic cuckold by default
#5079 to #5076 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
lolllllll
#5078 to #5076 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
as if there was any doubt even the ugliest women can get unlimited dick from decent men

#5077 to #5076 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
joshlol
#5075 - anon (04/08/2016) [-]
prep the bull
#5072 - anon (04/01/2016) [-]
#5074 to #5072 - girguy (04/03/2016) [-]
what about it kiddo
#5073 to #5072 - posttwo (04/01/2016) [-]
#5067 - anon (03/28/2016) [-]
why the fuk do you use vocaroo when i spent 10 hours makign somethign where tyou can leave voice on fj and it sounds much better

fag0t

also your voice sounds deeper u hit puberty i guess
i miss the kid girguy

no homo
#5068 to #5067 - girguy (03/28/2016) [-]
hey kid
that vocaroo comment was the one linked in your content
that vocaroo wasn't me
#5069 to #5068 - girguy (03/28/2016) [-]
#5070 to #5069 - anon (03/28/2016) [-]
you're like my son who grew up

my short mexican son i'm ashamed of

#5071 to #5070 - girguy (03/28/2016) [-]
yeah im pretty great
#5065 - anon (03/27/2016) [-]
i have a confession
i've nevervoted
i'm too lazy to vote

i just don't feel like it

#5066 to #5065 - girguy (03/27/2016) [-]
dongald always talks about how he's always meeting people who have never voted, ye are voting for him as their first vote

do it admen

he'll gas the sjws
#5059 - jarretds (03/25/2016) [-]
get in the fiery doom pit
#5060 to #5059 - girguy (03/25/2016) [-]
#5061 to #5060 - jarretds (03/25/2016) [-]
are you even old enough to vote
#5062 to #5061 - girguy (03/25/2016) [-]
ye im 18 kid
#5063 to #5062 - jarretds (03/25/2016) [-]
good do it

if trump loses we're all ******* dead i do not say this lightly
#5064 to #5063 - girguy (03/25/2016) [-]
he's the only way out of liberal oppression