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#30 - lol, sounds like a salty console owner. 04/19/2015 on starter pack 0
#6 - What's coppy? What tumblr update? And what Nike ad?  [+] (13 new replies) 04/19/2015 on This month on tumblr +19
#18 - cheeziswin (04/19/2015) [-]
Coppy was a photocopier that was put in for 2015's April Fools joke, TUMBLR EXECUTIVE SUITE 2016. People got annoyed by him, because you couldn't get rid of him and he would constantly move and make jokes. The only thing that bothered me with him is that he was making my Tumblr run slower.
Some idiots on the design team thought it was a genius idea to move all of your account settings, activity, etc into a little icon you have to click in the top bar, instead of having it all in a handy sidebar. If you don't get it - imagine the sidebar here on FJ were to be moved into a little button at the top. This update pissed ME off too. Another thing - they made the logo flash colors when you hover over it, causing a ton of problems for people with epilepsy.
The Nike ad was a notification at the top of the dashboard that said "Embrace your uncomfort zone." The phrasing pissed off all the SJW's for a day. I was just annoyed because it looked like I got a notification, only to be disappointed when it was just a random ad.

I think all of Tumblr is kind of on edge right now, though. Our XKIT guy who is supposed to save us from Tumblrs stupid screw ups They've been happening a lot this year. Changing/removing useful settings and making Tumblr generally just harder to use. was scared off by the shitty SJW's, calling him racist over him complaining about shit happening in his home country. They automatically ASSUMED he was a cis white male, the bane of their existence, and he got a shit ton of hate and backlash. So we're pretty much completely screwed.
#12 - dwarfboy (04/19/2015) [-]
Coppy was this april fools gag where they got a photocopier Clippy for Tumblr

Tumblr update that got rid of most of the useful functions and put them into fucking idiotic places

And there's a nike ad at the top of the dashboard that they're all flipping shit about for some reason
User avatar #10 - coppy (04/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #8 - voltblack (04/19/2015) [-]
Coppy was a April Fools joke by the Tumblr staff. Remember that Microsoft Word paperclip? It was basically that, but with a photocopying machine.
User avatar #7 - Nahyon (04/19/2015) [-]
>dunno about coppy too

>tumblr made an update on the interface, it's not harder of more difficult to use, it's literally just different ( which is obviously reason enought, right ? )

>It's something about the add "ripple" with tiger woods but i have no clue what's the problem with it. It's quite cute and all but it's never clear that it is about nike tho that shouldn't be the problem
User avatar #9 - Kairyuka (04/19/2015) [-]
gilliam and Nahyon it's because tumblr had a Nike app stuck in the top of your dashboard with the words "Embrace your uncomfort zone" or some similar retarded slogan. Nobody understands what it meant and it was kinda annoying
#13 - anonymous (04/19/2015) [-]
It probably means "get off your fat ass and go outside and do something"
User avatar #14 - Kairyuka (04/19/2015) [-]
And comes off as "Do shit you don't like because Nike says so"
#15 - anonymous (04/19/2015) [-]
You don't have to, but you will be happier and healthier.

4 years ago, I was fat and overweight, and after looking at myself everyday in the mirror I decided that it was fucking gay, so I started working out. I lost about 25-30lbs and, then put on 15-20lbs of muscle. Best decision I have ever made in my entire life so far.

Fucking deal with it. Someone out there, like me, needed someone to tell them that. What they should be doing is showing ads with overweight people running; I would've killed for that kind of encouragement.
User avatar #16 - Kairyuka (04/19/2015) [-]
I don't get why you think I'm talking against living healthily, I'm saying that having a nonsensical sentence in an ad out of context is annoying on any website
#17 - anonymous (04/19/2015) [-]
Someone out there needs encouragement. You being annoyed shouldn't stop that.

> muh feelings

get over it
User avatar #20 - Kairyuka (04/19/2015) [-]
I get what you're saying, I'm not disagreeing. I'm just saying, put it in some kind of context, just writing that shit out of context will only confuse people at best
User avatar #11 - Nahyon (04/19/2015) [-]
ahhh ye, that thing, didn't know it was from nike :v
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User avatar #12 - kingxddd (12/10/2013) [-]
I'm done, where are you at?
User avatar #13 to #12 - gilliam (12/10/2013) [-]
25 out of 110 pages yesterday, haven't started today.
User avatar #14 to #13 - kingxddd (12/10/2013) [-]
You got only 110 pages? What.. I did like 306 200 pics per page
User avatar #9 - kingxddd (12/08/2013) [-]
damn dude so many avatars to check
User avatar #10 to #9 - gilliam (12/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, but we can take our time with those, wanna bet the guys in content or even comment got it worse than us, we'll probably be done iwth this faster than them and can then join them.
User avatar #11 to #10 - kingxddd (12/09/2013) [-]
it's fine we can take our time
User avatar #7 - tehbestever (12/06/2013) [-]

Ask and ask and ask until you have a fluent understanding of flagging and you should be fine

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User avatar #8 to #7 - gilliam (12/06/2013) [-]
Will do, will try not to dissapoint.
User avatar #5 - guanyu (08/31/2013) [-]
About the question you asked before the content it was on was removed.
Yes, my username is based on general Guan Yu. I heard of him through Dynasty Warriors.
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