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#22 - If you can't fap to this. What the **** can you fap too ? 02/11/2013 on dat ass +7
#61 - We do eat horse ([white][white]well at least in Quebec there's…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Dear British Food... -2
User avatar #131 - timmywankenobi (02/10/2013) [-]
ya but you are told if there is horse meat in your product.
#62 - whyisthissohard has deleted their comment.
#70 - The girl is taking a piss  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2013 on description +2
User avatar #72 - OrionPax (02/09/2013) [-]
Because the proper way to take a piss is to stand in the road, on one leg, grabbing your foot with one hand and a man's shoulder in the other, and to keep your jeanshorts on.
#73 - terrorrizor (02/09/2013) [-]
It's not 'proper' but...
#24 - The only real test any human have is survival 02/09/2013 on Carlin +2
#131 - You could be an agnostic atheist (aka don't know if there's a … 02/09/2013 on Hades 0
#26 - Soo, glass of milk everyday for you ? 02/09/2013 on Things better than... 0
#129 - nah, once you mute that **** , it become a **** l… 02/08/2013 on This guy is much luckier... 0
#82 - -Johnny Deep*  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on Guys.. +6
User avatar #91 - aviox (02/03/2013) [-]
damn beat me to it
#24 - They have lower taxes, but a lot less public-service 02/01/2013 on always give 110% +2
#37 - Is it because it's really really bad. Or because it gave you feel ?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2013 on Marriage 0
User avatar #79 - hirollin (02/01/2013) [-]
I thought it was really bad tbh.
User avatar #41 - Turmoil (02/01/2013) [-]
I liked the manga ending better. The anime ending is too depressing, so I guess a little spoiler the manga has a less depressing ending for sure.
#80 - a pony with wings and a horn  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Some people on EQD are... 0
#81 - mrawesomepotato (01/31/2013) [-]
thank you
#44 - Intelligence take a **** load of energy and it's somewh… 01/28/2013 on Evolution 0
#229 - The man still got paid 3000$ to have sex 01/27/2013 on Virginity for sale 0
#260 - Yeah, was walking late at night some days ago, temperature -30… 01/27/2013 on CANADA +1
#203 - meh, if they can complete the training I say they should be ab…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on It has begun +2
User avatar #225 - texasbarbie (01/27/2013) [-]
Well there will always be pumped up women.
For example in Aliens(Second Alien movie)Vasquez was badass.Badass women can serve.Why shouldn't they?
#55 - Yet, your opponent is in the exact same situation, so don't yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Learning curves of popular... 0
User avatar #60 - scooba (01/26/2013) [-]
Doesn't make the game any easier when you're dealing with people who have over 200 apm (actions per minute). Incidentally, apm is a good indicator of the difficulty of the game as well.
#36 - ffs, an online game where you or your opponent is going to win…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Learning curves of popular... 0
User avatar #39 - shinigamigod (01/26/2013) [-]
Which is all still dwarfed by the amount of strategies and map variants that can come out of SC2 at even just a semi professional level.
#208 - jinkazama (01/26/2013) [-]
LoL has like 90(?) champions to go against. SC has 3 races. Everything can seem better if you compare what one game is clearly better in. One map in lol means that there are tons of strategies for that one map. You need to know the map. You need to know where you and your 4 teammates are at all times. you need to know where the opponent is. you need to know when to fight and when to fall back. you need to make better builds than the opposition.

You clearly know nothing of high level LoL play.
User avatar #227 - shinigamigod (01/26/2013) [-]
And you clearly know nothing of SC2 play.
#229 - jinkazama (01/26/2013) [-]
I don't claim to know much about it. But i do know that LoL is just as deep as SC. SC may be more complex but complexity =/= depth.
User avatar #235 - shinigamigod (01/26/2013) [-]
Okay then.
Lets take the list of things you said about LoL and transfer them to what you would do in SC2, because they are the same.
Firstly, no one plays all of the champions, you'll likely know only a handful or just one type, so lets lower that number.
Secondly take away the 4 team mates.
Everything else is the same in SC2, however our maps are bigger so increase the amount of strategies required in each individual map to make up for the sheer amount of attack routes and expansion locations.
Now on top of all that a player of one race must know;
Timings up to at least 20 minutes into the game, your own and theirs (across all 3 races this is about 10-20 different timings per race in each match up).
Economy management, you must know exactly how much production you can support at anything given time, how many workers to build and how many much be at each base and even if it is safe to put money into them at the current threat level of the opponent.
You must not know only where they are on the map but everything in their base so you know exactly what units are being produced and the level of their upgrades so that you may then adjust yours so that you don't just get rolled by an army that is just a flat counter to yours.
During a fight you're not just watching you and your allies you're watching an army of about 5-100 units which needs to be controlled either with individual micro on each unit in small battles or selecting the right amount to move as a small group within that battle. You must also still be producing units during this time.

Likely I've missed a lot out but there is a lot you must do in SC2, and all this has to be done pretty much overlapping at most times.
#434 - jinkazama (01/26/2013) [-]
All i'm getting from that is "You need to click on more things in starcraft so it's more complex". LoL is about making decisions. Every little thing counts. And you can't measure depth in a game. You however, are clearly completely biased and ignoring all of the pros of LoL. You are an elitist. There is no point in arguing with you.
User avatar #442 - shinigamigod (01/26/2013) [-]
There is no decision making?
Every tiny decision you make in SC2 counts, from the positioning of your units, which ones you make, which bases you take, which fights you take, constant decisions that an incorrect one can mean the difference between winning and losing.
User avatar #459 - killinkyle (01/27/2013) [-]
I dont thinking losing a single marine to a zergling is going to lose you a game

but if you want to be super srs about it, every auto attack, every movement of the champion, every character, every teamfight, every item bought, every keybind, every mouse click, every blink of the eye.
User avatar #243 - killinkyle (01/26/2013) [-]
All you do in starcraft 2 multiplayer is figure out a basic build, figure out counters, then micro a bunch of units.

Its literally fucking retarded.

Not to mention Dota 2 is at least twice as complex, if not more so, then starcraft will ever be...
User avatar #245 - shinigamigod (01/26/2013) [-]
Either you're stupid or retarded.
That or you're trying to troll which then makes you both of the above.
#10 - Social engineering, it's a legit form of hack.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2013 on My haxor skillz are off the... +2
User avatar #31 - capslockrage (01/25/2013) [-]
That's not social engineering though, retard.
User avatar #17 - brettyoke (01/25/2013) [-]
Social engineering is finding out their password through communication and password restoration services. Using their iPhone while they're not looking is not social engineering.
#20 - int boobcount = 2; bool frontpage = false; if(f… 01/23/2013 on Kat cosplay 0
#123 - Nice, anything else like that ? 01/22/2013 on A great thought +1
#248 - You mean, like, if the authority didn't let him have an abortion ? 01/20/2013 on Well then +8
#48 - that's a jpg, would have been funnier if it really was a gif 01/16/2013 on Finally found a gif of a sloth 0
#80 - you posted this on his statut ?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on A Memorable Birthday! 0
User avatar #81 - drdubs (11/12/2012) [-]
no, you know what. im just gonna delete the post for lack of further confusion. im sorry fj.
#1698262 - Can I make sweet love to you ?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #1699047 - soarinxdashie (11/10/2012) [-]
Yes... only if you are ok with gay....
#35 - Don't hate on miley cyrus.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2012 on Dubstep sucks. 0
#38 - ExorArgus (11/03/2012) [-]
DUDE THIS FUCKING SONG, ive been looking for this for a while. TY
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#2 - corpsebride (11/21/2011) [-]
Me Gusta.
#4 to #3 - corpsebride (11/21/2011) [-]
Indeed, you are one amazing funnyjunker, if I do say so myself.
User avatar #5 to #4 - giguelingueling (11/21/2011) [-]
well thank you kind lady and I have to return the compliment

(ps : sorry if i'm making a ******** of mistake, English is not my first language)
User avatar #7 to #5 - corpsebride (11/24/2011) [-]
Sylar and Claire are the **** .
User avatar #6 to #5 - corpsebride (11/21/2011) [-]
Oh, it is quite alright. And, thank you. I will not Grammar Nazi you. :D
#1 - blackoutats (10/12/2011) [-]
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i just rolled you.

also, comment virginity are belong to me.
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