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#149 - How to overheat your rig, a detailed guide. 7 hours ago on Ever seen $10,000 in cache +1
#216 - a lvl 99 bolt sorceress from Diablo 2 eh 10/24/2014 on Gotta go fast 0
#297 - The Fragrance of Dark Coffee and a Gentle, Rainy Mood in my ass 10/23/2014 on in my ass 0
#34 - make the text bigger 10/23/2014 on Avengers Assemble! 0
#123 - My room is pretty huge actually That's a 52'' TV and a 180… 10/23/2014 on Rollin' 0
#62 - Picture 10/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#29 - If you reverse image search it, it's Madara  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on One large fry, please and... 0
#34 - uchihalover (10/21/2014) [-]
no its sasuke sama.
#14 - And screamed like the majestic retard you are Se…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Vegeta +10
#25 - anon (10/18/2014) [-]
More likely that Broly was pissed because his baby-sized brain subconsciously blamed Kakarot for him getting stabbed in the stomach, thrown into a ditch, and having the planet asplode. When he grew up he probably forgot most that shit ( except the stuff that happened just before that, and the associated PTSD that made him a violent tard), because he had a teeny tiny baby-brain at the time. Even when he lost, it was mainly because Goku punched him in the gut, twisted his fist in deep and the wound literally tore open on him. Anyways, I thought that was cool and made the movie and characters make more sense.
User avatar #63 - brolylssj (10/19/2014) [-]
Nah, I just think he's ugly. Always has been, always will be.
#10 - All Hail Archer 10/15/2014 on Nellis Armory 0
#4 - the frog is so ******* cute tho 10/13/2014 on Macro Photography 0

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User avatar #287 - ghettograndpa (06/16/2013) [+] (18 children)
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PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE FÜHRER BEFORE COMMENTING ON MY PROFILE

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#333 - ghettograndpa (06/17/2014) [-]
What the **** ,weather...
User avatar #328 - bassagent (04/24/2014) [-]
rekt
#329 to #328 - ghettograndpa (04/24/2014) [-]
TAHAD KAKELDA VÕI
TAHAD KAKELDA VÕI
#330 to #329 - bassagent (04/25/2014) [-]
tõmban kohe ära v?
#331 to #330 - ghettograndpa (04/25/2014) [-]
you're not real super sand
you're not real super sand
User avatar #325 - flyingwhale (03/21/2014) [-]
are you better?
User avatar #326 to #325 - ghettograndpa (03/21/2014) [-]
a little
User avatar #327 to #326 - flyingwhale (03/21/2014) [-]
well even small progress is a good sign right?
#320 - anon (10/25/2013) [-]
there you go as you asked for osu!
User avatar #318 - flyingwhale (09/13/2013) [-]
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clot pole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your spouse be blessed with many bastards.
User avatar #319 to #318 - ghettograndpa (09/13/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #313 - ghettograndpa (07/20/2013) [-]
If you read this you're homosex
User avatar #312 - ghettograndpa (07/20/2013) [-]
**ghettograndpa rolled user epicextreme ** you're a feg
User avatar #315 to #312 - epicextreme (07/20/2013) [-]
you ******* what kiddo?
User avatar #311 to #310 - ghettograndpa (07/19/2013) [-]
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
User avatar #322 to #311 - snakefire (12/13/2013) [-]
Honey, if you weren't so ugly, my dongers would raise themselves.
User avatar #304 - Ryansixsixsix (06/29/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #306 to #304 - ghettograndpa (06/29/2013) [-]
we fukc
User avatar #282 - dalgaard (06/12/2013) [-]
Hey ****** .

Give us a heads up when you post that cage content. I mean. If you dare post it u fgt. 1v1 irl.
User avatar #283 to #282 - ghettograndpa (06/12/2013) [-]
I still have some people to Cage, so in about a week or so, since I'm lazy, and some people won't give meh pictures >_>
User avatar #284 to #283 - ghettograndpa (06/12/2013) [-]
I'll send a mass message/post it as status
User avatar #250 - Ryansixsixsix (06/07/2013) [-]
You don't deserve capitals
User avatar #252 to #250 - ghettograndpa (06/08/2013) [-]
omg fak u kid
#314 to #253 - ghettograndpa (07/20/2013) [-]
Nice white text you have
Nice white text you have
User avatar #256 to #253 - Ryansixsixsix (06/10/2013) [-]
fukkendragonite you deserve this too you piece of ****
User avatar #259 to #256 - fukkendragonite (06/10/2013) [-]
>tfw colourless peasant
>tfw screw you Ryan.
User avatar #260 to #259 - ghettograndpa (06/10/2013) [-]
give me a picture of you you **********
User avatar #262 to #260 - fukkendragonite (06/10/2013) [-]
Sorry, what was that? I don't speak Estonian.
User avatar #263 to #262 - ghettograndpa (06/10/2013) [-]
me need picture of you for nicolas cage go
User avatar #264 to #263 - fukkendragonite (06/10/2013) [-]
How do you say no in Estonian?
User avatar #265 to #264 - ghettograndpa (06/10/2013) [-]
you say it by posting a picture of yourself
#254 to #253 - ghettograndpa (06/10/2013) [-]
I AM CAGING YOU
User avatar #255 to #254 - Ryansixsixsix (06/10/2013) [-]
It's glorious
#257 to #255 - ghettograndpa (06/10/2013) [-]
ALSO:
sergiosanfukencio
#277 to #275 - sergiosanfukencio (06/11/2013) [-]
You (fixed version):
User avatar #278 to #277 - ghettograndpa (06/11/2013) [-]
Where's my chin? >_>

l2gimp bro
User avatar #279 to #278 - sergiosanfukencio (06/11/2013) [-]
Your face shape was too small to let the Nicolas's face fit in
#258 to #257 - ghettograndpa (06/10/2013) [-]
and dalgaard

this one came out the best
User avatar #266 to #258 - dalgaard (06/11/2013) [-]
thats because im the most glorious ****** on earth.
User avatar #267 to #266 - ghettograndpa (06/11/2013) [-]
I still have like 15 people to Cage
#268 to #267 - dalgaard (06/11/2013) [-]
2 questions.

1: Why?

2:... Why me?
#270 to #268 - ghettograndpa (06/11/2013) [-]
CEEJAYSIXTYSEVEN
User avatar #269 to #268 - ghettograndpa (06/11/2013) [-]
1) Because I'm making content of people of FJ being caged
2) Because I misclicked on your facebook when trying to go on irwin's page from sergio's page >_>
User avatar #272 to #271 - ghettograndpa (06/11/2013) [-]
kid so mad
#273 to #272 - dalgaard (06/11/2013) [-]
But i'm glad to be caged. I've never been caged before. Feels good.


Cage is love. Cage is life.
#276 to #274 - sergiosanfukencio (06/11/2013) [-]
I have a better one:
User avatar #249 to #248 - ghettograndpa (06/05/2013) [-]
2SPOOKY4ME
User avatar #251 to #249 - Ryansixsixsix (06/07/2013) [-]
**Ryansixsixsix rolled user archosaurusrev **
User avatar #236 - flyingwhale (06/01/2013) [-]
**flyingwhale rolled user aquae **
User avatar #242 to #241 - flyingwhale (06/01/2013) [-]
you hyrtss mah felings
User avatar #237 to #236 - flyingwhale (06/01/2013) [-]
**flyingwhale rolled user sixroller **
User avatar #238 to #237 - flyingwhale (06/01/2013) [-]
**flyingwhale rolled user dildoes **
User avatar #239 to #238 - flyingwhale (06/01/2013) [-]
**flyingwhale rolled user evilanakie **
User avatar #240 to #239 - flyingwhale (06/01/2013) [-]
**flyingwhale rolled user jorgethemaster ** no ghast :'(
User avatar #247 to #240 - evilanakie ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
**evilanakie rolled user iamdrew ** ?
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