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#52 - If the douchey white car were to just go behind the old car, t… 12/07/2013 on (untitled) +6
#113 - well **** me i thought OP meant Vitamin E  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on Lost her E +2
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#120 - ilovesprite (12/04/2013) [-]
I spat all over my laptop after reading your comment jfc
#112 - I don't find her attractive in the slightest and the hunger ga…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Lost her E -3
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#140 - crispymcpee (12/04/2013) [-]
personal opinion never matters, well only to yourself. What you feel is what you feel
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#138 - nativninja (12/04/2013) [-]
you're opinion really doesn't matter.
#114 - fizzor (12/04/2013) [-]
#166 - Just googled it, I understand now 12/04/2013 on Damnit America +1
#154 - Hey what would happen if you ejaculated in the horse and impre…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Damnit America 0
#158 - johrny (12/04/2013) [-]
A repainted horse, i guess.....
#157 - garaichu (12/04/2013) [-]
You can't.
#166 - gglai (12/04/2013) [-]
Just googled it, I understand now
#51 - its probably because both of you ONLY like each other but you … 12/04/2013 on I'm so strong +1
#176 - Aw man, im a little too late.. 12/04/2013 on Oh 0
#174 - So Jim, how many bottles fell? Olive them.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on Oh 0
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#176 - gglai (12/04/2013) [-]
Aw man, im a little too late..
#6 - with all the evidence of people almost dying because they made…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2013 on I'm gonna try this +53
#34 - europe (12/02/2013) [-]
I doubt it's ever actually mustard gas
It's usually chlorine
When you mix ammonia and bleach, you get chlorine gas
#17 - anon (12/02/2013) [-]
Worst that would happen (if the cup/mug is oven safe) is the vanilla could burn and ruin the cup but that's unlikely. Could always try a lower temp though
#12 - anon (12/02/2013) [-]
You're right and wrong, right that you shouldn't believe everything on the Internet, wrong that you can create mustard gas which requires an organic surfer mustard compound which is not found inside vanilla and plus theirs not mixing agent, so it is quite unlikely
#20 - anon (12/02/2013) [-]
Some men might say it's impossible to make mustard gas using vanilla, seeing as vanilla doesn't have any Sulfur atoms in it. I say those people need to get with the times and upgrade to a nuclear-reactor oven!

But seriously though, all of those stories claiming they made mustard gas are false. They just made chlorine gas. Chlorine gas can certainly be toxic/make you pass out if you're huffing it (blow bubbles till you're out of breath!), but it's nothing compared to mustard gas. Mustard gas will give you giant blisters (think massive second degree burns). It will also cause your lungs to bleed/blister when you breath it in. I'm sure you can figure out why that could be a problem.
#53 - What the **** IS it trying to say!? 12/02/2013 on Can a match box? -3