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#173 - **** it's better then anything I could do in unde… 02/22/2014 on Speed painting... 0
#172 - Most talent shows are looking for oddball talents, and singing…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Speed painting... +2
User avatar #174 - mads (02/22/2014) [-]
Yeah but it's still a fucking talent. Also talent shows are looking for something they can sell. They only care if you are so oddball that you will sell.
It just so happens music sells to everyone because it appeals to everyone
User avatar #176 - gggman (02/22/2014) [-]
Unfortunately. Shows like American Idol ruined music with their "singers only" thing they have going. No one wants to take the time and of COURSE not the effort to learn an instrument. That's talent to but everyone focuses on singing. So they go and get a decent voice and end up fixing it up on the computer anyways just to sell. Shame.
User avatar #178 - mads (02/22/2014) [-]
WHAT? NO ONE WANTS TO PUT EFFORT INTO LEARNING AN INSTRUMENT. Shut the fuck up. The voice is a fucking instrument that is SO difficult to control. You've never tried to learn to sing have you? It's not just like 'hit this note right' which is what you do when playing an instrument. In singing, proper singing it's 'hit this note with power, emotion and force while focus on what your face is doing and try to encapsulate the audience'. Fuck off with the whole 'well everyone just goes to learn to sing'. You know that people can kinda learn guitar and then fake it with little tricks to make themselves sound better? You know that pretty much everyone can learn an instrument, but not everyone can learn to SING. Yeah you can fix it with a computer but it will never be the same as a REAL voice. I am learning to sing at the moment so this just makes me want to scream! I am also learning piano, so I know how hard it is to learn an instrument. But never even talk about how singing doesn't take effort. I am not saying that instruments are easy to learn. But you can cheat an instrument by learning tricks. You can't really do that with singing. Yeah you can learn vocal tricks but they are more so you don't fuck your voice up. Also it's so much easier to define when a singer is good. It's not as easy to tell with anything else. You can show someone the most difficult piano piece ever written and the belt of a soul singer and people will choose the belting singer because it's easier to define to the untrained ear. Yes it's a shame, but those types of shows haven't killed or ruined music.
User avatar #195 - gggman (02/22/2014) [-]
Oh okay I get a passive aggressive response. FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT SINGING IS EASY AS FUCK TO DO AND EVEN EASIER TO BE GILDED. Dafuq you talking about people "choose" the singer over anything? I WANT A FUCKING BAND. A HARMONY between guitar, drums, AND singer! (instruments may vary by your choice.) That's why I'm so in to bands like Rush and Led Zeppelin. People hear Robert Plants amazing voice and say "oh he sounds like a girl" or "this sounds like cats on heroine". Who the fuck can hold those notes like him? Who can makes these "random moans and noises" like an instrument to make a good harmony going between ALL of the band members, even the one without an instrument? I NEVER SAID it didn't take effort. You're just so full of yourself trying to learn to sing yourself. You make it sound like singing is everything there. Well it's not. Music isn't a thing of individual Objects. It takes different noises together to make nice music. American idol not only made it worse by glorifying the singers alone, they take mediocre singers and make their voices artificial. Like it's hard to find someone gifted with a voice of angels, It's even more difficult to find someone who can take an inanimate object, become so comfortable with it that it becomes apart of them, then use it to make certain, just right noises that can completely control the way you are feeling at the very moment the music hits you.
User avatar #200 - mads (02/22/2014) [-]
Did you even read that I am learning PIANO? Also I'm in a fucking band. I know what it's like that instruments play in perfect harmony. I am not full of myself because I am learning to sing. I just get fucking pissed off when the learning to sing side of it just kind of gets pushed to the side as 'natural talent that takes no effort'. I also want to learn to play guitar because it sound amazing when played by a master like Hendrix and I just want to do half of that. When the fuck did I say that other instruments didn't matter? I was just responding to your point that singing took little effort.
User avatar #203 - gggman (02/22/2014) [-]
You defended talent shows for taking in "singers" when 98% of the people they've given fame to are terrible singers. And defending that show got me to talk about how that very show has glorified singing more then anything else. And it's utter bullshit.
User avatar #204 - mads (02/22/2014) [-]
I completely agree that it's utter bullshit that they take shit singers and make them famous. But that's not what I am talking about. I am talking about SINGERS, People like Etta James, Patti Labelle, Freddie Mercury, Patrick Stump, Tom Jones, Robert Plants. Even Lady Gaga has an amazing voice, just sad she ignores the style her voice fits.
But it doesn't mean that singing should be pushed down because it's something that is focused on at the moment. But the people who win those talent shows normally aren't actual singers, they are people who can hit enough notes to sell records. They are not singers
User avatar #205 - gggman (02/22/2014) [-]
Nooow you sound like another intelligent. You're DAMN RIGHT they ain't no singers. No one rings down a real true voice, a voice of the gods is ALWAYS enjoyed.
User avatar #208 - mads (02/22/2014) [-]
Thanks it just pisses me off when people say singing doesn't take effort and that you are born with that talent/skill. I feel like more people should know what level of practice it takes to be able to sing properly.
User avatar #209 - gggman (02/22/2014) [-]
In some cases, it is just something you're born with though to be honest. It's kind of like being born with a super power. but they need to learn to focus and control it, with the vocal training you know?
User avatar #210 - mads (02/22/2014) [-]
Yeah. You are born with the ability to hit the notes, it's just that if you don't do training regularly you will not be able to hit those notes for long. Or with enough strength. The same way some people are born with an affinity for an instrument. My friend, who plays guitar amazingly, says that it just makes sense to him. I mean he had training but he definitely has the natural talent. You can improvise like that without the natural talent. Same with singing. You just sort of feel it naturally. The only reason i am having vocal training is because enough people told me I have a good natural voice which I need training to focus it.
User avatar #213 - gggman (02/22/2014) [-]
Good luck. I think if you've learned the piano, guitar could be easier for you, the whole both hands doing different motions at the same time was my only problem at first but since you have that with the piano already the guitar should be easy-ER
User avatar #183 - comicsjoey (02/22/2014) [-]
he means that singing is a very common talent (which you mostly get by being lucky at which human body you are born into, as you could be born into an ugly afro-american with no culture and no voice, and would never use the internet), and other talents like painting, require practising, UNLIKE singing, which doesnt require any practise, just the luck to have a good voice. morron.
User avatar #193 - mads (02/22/2014) [-]
You know that people aren't born with good voices right? Well like a few people are but not a lot. Also people are born painters and artists. Some people are born with that talent. That's why it's called a fucking talent. Let's take Joss Stone, she is a 25 year old soul singer from Devon england. she has a hell of a voice and was found age 13 on a talent show. Right Ok? So she was born with that talent right? Didn't need practice? However if you listen to her recordings at say 16 and what she records now you can hear that her voice is 1 stronger 2 more sustained and 3 more controlled. Do you know how she did that? VOCAL TRAINING! you can learn to control your voice with practice and VOCAL TRAINING, this idea that people are born with the perfect singing voice fucking pisses me off. Every good singer you have has had VOCAL TRAINING. Also every famous painter you have seen was probably born with the talent to paint, yes they had practice but they are probably naturally talented. So yeah fuck off moron
User avatar #199 - comicsjoey (02/22/2014) [-]
training your voice:

A) you have a good voice, born with it, you need like 2 or 3 minutes in your whole life to properly train it.( in comparison with example 2)

Example 2 also known as B) training any other thing:

you can spend all your life learning to paint or whatever and you can always become better and have to. And lets not talk about things which require practise, like ballet or fencing(with sword, not sabre or floret, because with sword the whole body is a target) There are thing better than singin in this world. They should be rewarded better. period. .
User avatar #201 - mads (02/22/2014) [-]
Do you think that signers only learn to sing once or twice in their life? Top singers go to their vocal trainers once or twice a week to make sure their voice is top. And when they are alone, at LEAST once a day they oh what's it callled? PRACTICE!

and yeah those talents are rewarded in their respective circles. It just so happens that music (playing an instrument) fits into EVERYONE'S field because music is a universal language.
#185 - Bioshock Infinite has the biggest twists at the end of it. And… 02/20/2014 on how not to quit your job +1
#183 - You'd freakin love those games man. If you want a story go Bio…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2014 on how not to quit your job +1
User avatar #184 - burdenedsoul (02/20/2014) [-]
i've played bioshock and bioshock 2, i do love them, but i just dont own them

and far cry 3 does look really fun
User avatar #185 - gggman (02/20/2014) [-]
Bioshock Infinite has the biggest twists at the end of it. And Far Cry 3 should definitely be your next purchase
#181 - Wheres the bioshock and far cry?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2014 on how not to quit your job 0
#182 - burdenedsoul (02/20/2014) [-]
because i don't have those games?

even so, if i did, they'd be covered by the "etc. etc." part
User avatar #183 - gggman (02/20/2014) [-]
You'd freakin love those games man. If you want a story go Bioshock, you want to screw around and feel cool doing it go Far Cry 3
User avatar #184 - burdenedsoul (02/20/2014) [-]
i've played bioshock and bioshock 2, i do love them, but i just dont own them

and far cry 3 does look really fun
User avatar #185 - gggman (02/20/2014) [-]
Bioshock Infinite has the biggest twists at the end of it. And Far Cry 3 should definitely be your next purchase
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#23 - It'd be good to have it downloaded cause the devices that do h… 02/16/2014 on Flappybird Vs. Helicopter 0
#22 - nothing worse then heaving everything enchanted and diamond an…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on Flappybird Vs. Helicopter 0
User avatar #24 - froggets (02/16/2014) [-]
Or if you play with mods, and you're exploring some mystcraft age and forgot a return book, or just the one you brought was destroyed so you're stuck in that dimension forever unless you cheat your way out but come'on! let's play without cheating, but if you've never played with mystcraft, try it, it's amazing, but have good armour on you, because you don't wanna die there and leave a return book out in the rain or let it fall into water, then you're stuck there forever
#61 - Either way, it's a ******* road with thousands of… 02/15/2014 on Why My Kid is Crying #8 +1
#177 - I get where you're coming from I'd do the same. it's just i do… 02/09/2014 on "Why My Kid Is Crying" Comp #2 0
#170 - Acting like these kids are being. They're just being silly. it…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2014 on "Why My Kid Is Crying" Comp #2 0
User avatar #175 - whiteusername (02/09/2014) [-]
My kids would get a spanking for acting like these kids, but that's why I get compliments on how well behaved they are. I'm also a pacific islander, and if you don't spank our kids they start acting like Chuukese people Micronesian Niggers .

I always laugh at that poor white woman trying to get her kid to stop embarrassing her in public.

It's not like I just spank my kids, I will talk to them first. Sometimes, when words fail me, I have to break out the belt.
User avatar #177 - gggman (02/09/2014) [-]
I get where you're coming from I'd do the same. it's just i don't think a kid deserves a spanking just for crying. He's just being a kid. you said it yourself all they need is a little talking to to explain to them. But yea if that fails then spank them cause at that point it's just ridiculous. The kids in these pics are just at the, "need a little explaining to" stage of crying.
#157 - I think.. somehow anyways, he was trying to say that's not a r…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2014 on "Why My Kid Is Crying" Comp #2 0
User avatar #167 - whiteusername (02/09/2014) [-]
What isn't a reason to beat your kids? For being white? Or acting like 5 out of the 6 kids in this comp?
User avatar #170 - gggman (02/09/2014) [-]
Acting like these kids are being. They're just being silly. it's not like they went and took a cig, smoked it, and then yelled at you for putting it out when they found it.
User avatar #175 - whiteusername (02/09/2014) [-]
My kids would get a spanking for acting like these kids, but that's why I get compliments on how well behaved they are. I'm also a pacific islander, and if you don't spank our kids they start acting like Chuukese people Micronesian Niggers .

I always laugh at that poor white woman trying to get her kid to stop embarrassing her in public.

It's not like I just spank my kids, I will talk to them first. Sometimes, when words fail me, I have to break out the belt.
User avatar #177 - gggman (02/09/2014) [-]
I get where you're coming from I'd do the same. it's just i don't think a kid deserves a spanking just for crying. He's just being a kid. you said it yourself all they need is a little talking to to explain to them. But yea if that fails then spank them cause at that point it's just ridiculous. The kids in these pics are just at the, "need a little explaining to" stage of crying.
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#323 - well now you just get to the general persona and attitude of f… 02/08/2014 on Does this make me a bad... -3
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#315 - No it's not. it may seem that way, but only cause they have a …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Does this make me a bad... 0
User avatar #318 - agreatusername (02/08/2014) [-]
However, you have to admit that if its an unfunny anime post, its largely unacknowledged.
If its a brony, or other various similar posts, its largely noticed and instantly attacked. Im not trying to defend my fandom at all, just pointing out the vast and hypocritical bias that is associated with FJ
User avatar #323 - gggman (02/08/2014) [-]
well now you just get to the general persona and attitude of fj. How they decide to react to it is a mystery to you actually see them react.
#308 - Sometimes it's just TOO annoying. bronies for example. there's…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Does this make me a bad... 0
User avatar #313 - agreatusername (02/08/2014) [-]
Well one could say the "Anime fans" do the same thing. Always make something as a reference to a favorite anime, but that is socially accepted.
User avatar #315 - gggman (02/08/2014) [-]
No it's not. it may seem that way, but only cause they have a bigger fan base, so they're more likely to get someone who also likes anime, then a brony is to get another brony. I find it annoying when there's anime stuff but I'm just the type to leave it alone because I'm lazy. There are boards for all of this stuff you can go to and meet other people like you. yet they continue to post things that aren't just generally funny things. they post things only a brony or someone who likes anime knows.
User avatar #318 - agreatusername (02/08/2014) [-]
However, you have to admit that if its an unfunny anime post, its largely unacknowledged.
If its a brony, or other various similar posts, its largely noticed and instantly attacked. Im not trying to defend my fandom at all, just pointing out the vast and hypocritical bias that is associated with FJ
User avatar #323 - gggman (02/08/2014) [-]
well now you just get to the general persona and attitude of fj. How they decide to react to it is a mystery to you actually see them react.
#300 - Sometimes there's just to much bad side for it to be okay?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Does this make me a bad... -1
User avatar #304 - agreatusername (02/08/2014) [-]
Well, here's the way I see it, and I have to stress. THIS IS MY OPINION!
If they aren't hurting anyone, its not my problem, I don't care. Let them do as they please.
I base everything about a person by that singular persons actions. I don't let that one person mar my view of a particular group he may be a part of.
User avatar #308 - gggman (02/08/2014) [-]
Sometimes it's just TOO annoying. bronies for example. there's plenty of those going around putting up pictures of ponies and Photoshopping pictures in to something with ponies they deem better for some reason. Of course they're gonna get shit, they look like attention whores. but there's probably one in every five commenter (completely made up stat) that is a brony and they don't get any shit for it. Even when they casually mention it. They might get the random troll giving them shit here and there but who doesn't get one.
User avatar #313 - agreatusername (02/08/2014) [-]
Well one could say the "Anime fans" do the same thing. Always make something as a reference to a favorite anime, but that is socially accepted.
User avatar #315 - gggman (02/08/2014) [-]
No it's not. it may seem that way, but only cause they have a bigger fan base, so they're more likely to get someone who also likes anime, then a brony is to get another brony. I find it annoying when there's anime stuff but I'm just the type to leave it alone because I'm lazy. There are boards for all of this stuff you can go to and meet other people like you. yet they continue to post things that aren't just generally funny things. they post things only a brony or someone who likes anime knows.
User avatar #318 - agreatusername (02/08/2014) [-]
However, you have to admit that if its an unfunny anime post, its largely unacknowledged.
If its a brony, or other various similar posts, its largely noticed and instantly attacked. Im not trying to defend my fandom at all, just pointing out the vast and hypocritical bias that is associated with FJ
User avatar #323 - gggman (02/08/2014) [-]
well now you just get to the general persona and attitude of fj. How they decide to react to it is a mystery to you actually see them react.
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User avatar #3 - codyxvasco (02/18/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
User avatar #4 to #3 - gggman (02/18/2013) [-]
4 months late my friend, but it's the thought that counts thanks ^.^
User avatar #5 to #4 - codyxvasco (02/18/2013) [-]
**** yeah!!!
#2 - caliguy (10/05/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday!!!
#1 - millielm (10/05/2012) [-]
Happy birthday! :D
 
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