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Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
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#29 - We've hated this guy so long, it's gotten to the point where I… 10/11/2014 on poor phanact +2
#372 - Even in the west you guys are nice but you got so many dam hin…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on Canada on ISIS 0
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#391 - rsca (09/27/2014) [-]
Canasians.. I know the ones you speak of. Those fuck tards are hated even in Canada don't worry. The one thing that calms their tits though is just threaten to call the cops.... trust me they go from bad asses to little puppies in seconds. The East Indians... I work for a company full of them. You have to litterally just get into their inner circle and they're pretty chill. Other than that yeah it's fucking annoying.
#62 - Comment deleted 09/25/2014 on My Life in a nutshell +2
#33 - You act like you've never been on the internet before. Apple g…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2014 on I can't think of a title -4
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#36 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/23/2014) [-]
You act like you've never seen a well formed opinion before.
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#35 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/23/2014) [-]
Do you wanna argue with my broken android or my iphone i've had for a year that my dad used as a work phone for 3 years before that. My dad does construction btw. Or is it that really small sample pools aren't relevant?
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#34 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/23/2014) [-]
First off if you check the app store, 95% of apps are either 99 cents or free. But feel free following a herd of people circle jerking how much they hate apple. Their prices are high but they don't make bad products. The reason rational non-fuckwads have a problem with apple is mostly due to how they market and their prices, anyone with half a brain can see that apple products are made with above average quality control compared to competitors.
#129 - Just because you didn't hear about it doesn't mean at least on…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on An FJ User Died Tonight +7
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#130 - ishallsmiteyou (09/23/2014) [-]
The Syrians sure did...
#158 - lokischosen (09/23/2014) [-]
#28 - Samsung actually has some quality in their product though, My …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/23/2014 on I can't think of a title -4
#41 - anon (09/23/2014) [-]
I've had an iphone 3g for 5+ years, I know a girl who dropped her samsung phone and shattered the screen the same day she got it. I guess this means that apple is 100000000 time better right?!?!

Dipshit
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#32 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/23/2014) [-]
Whoa one person's experience, and a total sample size of 2. You should report those statistics to the new york times I'm sure they'll find an opinion based on a sample size of 2 products completely valid, Why would they not? I'm sure since it happened to your friend that means the average life span of an ipad is 4 months and they simply cannot last longer than that. I'm also 100% certain your friend treated it perfectly and did nothing wrong at all and it was all just apple making shit products.
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#33 - gggman (09/23/2014) [-]
You act like you've never been on the internet before. Apple gets hate for a reason. Shit products with short lifes and prices 50% higher then they should be and an app store that makes everything 5 bucks more then it should be
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#36 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/23/2014) [-]
You act like you've never seen a well formed opinion before.
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#35 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/23/2014) [-]
Do you wanna argue with my broken android or my iphone i've had for a year that my dad used as a work phone for 3 years before that. My dad does construction btw. Or is it that really small sample pools aren't relevant?
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#34 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/23/2014) [-]
First off if you check the app store, 95% of apps are either 99 cents or free. But feel free following a herd of people circle jerking how much they hate apple. Their prices are high but they don't make bad products. The reason rational non-fuckwads have a problem with apple is mostly due to how they market and their prices, anyone with half a brain can see that apple products are made with above average quality control compared to competitors.
#30 - anon (09/23/2014) [-]
Just a heads up mother fucker, my IPhone four has just past it's third year, it depends on how long you take care of it.
#183 - I know I shouldn't pay attention to a troll... But mother ****… 09/22/2014 on Admin knows his shit right 0
#198 - Anything agianst sjw is raping them in their eyes 09/22/2014 on 2based4me +2
#18 - I had to ****** comeback for this what the helllll.. 09/20/2014 on More than he could chew +1
#116 - I had some hope to... 09/20/2014 on Dear Admin 0
#399 - pretty much jontron's face too 09/20/2014 on Olympus has Fallen +2
#84 - I guy that tall should be at LEAST 200 pounds. I bet you look …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Tall Boys 0
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#91 - talldumbdork (09/20/2014) [-]
My 6'5" bmi weight is 210. This dude is malnurished.
#36 - Why did we make the United Nations for if the U.S. is still th… 09/14/2014 on How I see America dealing... +8
#34 - But the fence is already interfering 09/14/2014 on The Best Photoshopped GIFs +1
#28 - The only reason it SEEMS there is a **** ton of bad cops out t… 09/12/2014 on story time +4
#27 - There is no way you looked at any other comments is there. 09/12/2014 on story time 0
#25 - Also in mexico there's only Limon. I'd put an accent over the …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on mexican approved 0
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#34 - marking (09/11/2014) [-]
What about Limon Real? Which would be the american Lemon.
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#28 - tiagodisouza (09/11/2014) [-]
Límon
#24 - It used to be they needed it to clean their food and other thi…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on mexican approved 0
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#25 - gggman (09/11/2014) [-]
Also in mexico there's only Limon. I'd put an accent over the I but don't know how on this computer. Theres no lemon or lime just a fruit that looks like a lemon sized lime
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#34 - marking (09/11/2014) [-]
What about Limon Real? Which would be the american Lemon.
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#28 - tiagodisouza (09/11/2014) [-]
Límon
#479 - I guess minecraft couldn't be too bad 09/10/2014 on How fucked are you? 0
#111 - when the **** did he try to back off? he didn't do anything an…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on 'Merica 0
#113 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Sad pathetic man, Obama has done stuff. In fact if we ignore his racial arsony hes been a great President on social policies. His limp dick foreign policies and extreme leftist government beliefs coupled with his inability to hear out anything from a Republican willing to be bi-partisan make him the worst one possible, im not saying Bush was good, in fact hes the third worst. Taft sits at 2 and Obutthole Bin Lyin sits cozy at number one, his golfing has improved however so I guess Taft and take back his spot at one.
#108 - stop with your assumptions I hate them all they're lying sacks…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on 'Merica 0
#109 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Liberals
>Losing argument Blame Bush
Alright yea, Bush fucked up, at least he tried to back the truck off the bridge, Obamas sitting behind said truck with a bulldozer stating the trucks in the way of the Lenin Statue.
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#111 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
when the fuck did he try to back off? he didn't do anything and let it all slide even worse before leaving. How is obama doing bad? cause he couldn't clean up bushes mess? I can't be mad at that monkey cause I never got to see waht he could do, he was stuck with cleaning someone elses mess
#113 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Sad pathetic man, Obama has done stuff. In fact if we ignore his racial arsony hes been a great President on social policies. His limp dick foreign policies and extreme leftist government beliefs coupled with his inability to hear out anything from a Republican willing to be bi-partisan make him the worst one possible, im not saying Bush was good, in fact hes the third worst. Taft sits at 2 and Obutthole Bin Lyin sits cozy at number one, his golfing has improved however so I guess Taft and take back his spot at one.
#102 - You're a moron. Bush did all that with no result and a ton of …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/10/2014 on 'Merica 0
#104 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Woah man, calm down. You're not sticking to your Liberal ideaoligies which are outlined here
freedomkeys.com/liberal.htm
Stop blaming Bush, that was 8 years ago.
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#108 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
stop with your assumptions I hate them all they're lying sacks of shits. Do you even politic? Since when does something only 8 years ago not affect us. We're still affected by the vietnam war even in something as small as our vets still waking up in he middle of the night in cold sweats. Now shut the fuck up already i want to drink in peace
#109 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Liberals
>Losing argument Blame Bush
Alright yea, Bush fucked up, at least he tried to back the truck off the bridge, Obamas sitting behind said truck with a bulldozer stating the trucks in the way of the Lenin Statue.
User avatar
#111 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
when the fuck did he try to back off? he didn't do anything and let it all slide even worse before leaving. How is obama doing bad? cause he couldn't clean up bushes mess? I can't be mad at that monkey cause I never got to see waht he could do, he was stuck with cleaning someone elses mess
#113 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Sad pathetic man, Obama has done stuff. In fact if we ignore his racial arsony hes been a great President on social policies. His limp dick foreign policies and extreme leftist government beliefs coupled with his inability to hear out anything from a Republican willing to be bi-partisan make him the worst one possible, im not saying Bush was good, in fact hes the third worst. Taft sits at 2 and Obutthole Bin Lyin sits cozy at number one, his golfing has improved however so I guess Taft and take back his spot at one.
#89 - We shouldn't be over there in the ****** first place why the h…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/10/2014 on 'Merica +1
#95 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
"Blame Bush because he responded to the US threat that caused 9/11"
Excuuuuuuuuuse me Princess, I can't help your dumbass actually believes letting a Muslim Extremist state exist is a good idea, which it really fucking isn't. Bush sent troops over their because, oh I don't know... Somebody flew giant fucking planes into the worlds trade HQ maybe? Fucking numbnuts... Obama pulled out to quickly and now Al-Queada calling themselves ISIS are reaking fucking havoc.
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#102 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
You're a moron. Bush did all that with no result and a ton of wasted money. Obama goes in 2 years later with seal team 6 and takes out the fuckin leader. That ISIS wasn't becasue we pulled out it's cause other countries wasted their money in ransom and funded those freaks. So we lost a journalist, poor guy yeea but he knew what he was going in to. I see it as he sacrificed himself cause now they're out a ton of money they could of got from us. Like I said, None of it would've happened if bush didn't send in OUR ENTIRE MILITARY FOR NO RESULTS. WHO THE FUCK SENDS THE NATIONAL GUARD HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD
#104 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Woah man, calm down. You're not sticking to your Liberal ideaoligies which are outlined here
freedomkeys.com/liberal.htm
Stop blaming Bush, that was 8 years ago.
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#108 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
stop with your assumptions I hate them all they're lying sacks of shits. Do you even politic? Since when does something only 8 years ago not affect us. We're still affected by the vietnam war even in something as small as our vets still waking up in he middle of the night in cold sweats. Now shut the fuck up already i want to drink in peace
#109 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Liberals
>Losing argument Blame Bush
Alright yea, Bush fucked up, at least he tried to back the truck off the bridge, Obamas sitting behind said truck with a bulldozer stating the trucks in the way of the Lenin Statue.
User avatar
#111 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
when the fuck did he try to back off? he didn't do anything and let it all slide even worse before leaving. How is obama doing bad? cause he couldn't clean up bushes mess? I can't be mad at that monkey cause I never got to see waht he could do, he was stuck with cleaning someone elses mess
#113 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Sad pathetic man, Obama has done stuff. In fact if we ignore his racial arsony hes been a great President on social policies. His limp dick foreign policies and extreme leftist government beliefs coupled with his inability to hear out anything from a Republican willing to be bi-partisan make him the worst one possible, im not saying Bush was good, in fact hes the third worst. Taft sits at 2 and Obutthole Bin Lyin sits cozy at number one, his golfing has improved however so I guess Taft and take back his spot at one.
#83 - No I'm one of those people who thinnk Bush is a moron. were ou…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/10/2014 on 'Merica +2
#86 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
We are speaking domestic policies. Jackass, do you even politic? Furthermore, id rather spend money on Military than let ISIS or Al-Queda fucks is in the asshole every single day if foreign policies are on your mind. Bush wouldn't have left our border open, hed be fucking ISIS up with every weapon we had and he wouldnt be taking a golfing trip after a journalist was fucking beheaded. He was stupid but Obummer is a whole new fucking tier of stupid, he's liberal stupid.
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#138 - dominatorxxx (09/10/2014) [-]
Forgetting the fact we funded and armed Isis which is a break away from al-queda which we also funded armed and trained as "rebels"
#141 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Fuckyourshit.png I dont see your mercenary group getting up and kicking ass
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#145 - dominatorxxx (09/10/2014) [-]
if it was that important then we should have just sent troops in there but then again that would invite leading the Constitution not to mention international lawno instead we decided to fund radicals anddestabilize the entire region
#146 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
its the only way to play the game
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#89 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
We shouldn't be over there in the fuckin first place why the hell is all that our problem? why are we over there at all? because bush sent us over there and now we've been stuck over there the whole damn time so obama has had to deal with that mess his whole damn term instead of doing something he was good at which obviously isn't foreign affairs. He can't just leave that mess and come home either cause assholes like you would bash on him for that too. None of it is his fault yet he is blamed for it. At least he didn't bring us closer to a depression then the actual depression itself back in 08 but gee EVERYone seems to forget about that
#95 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
"Blame Bush because he responded to the US threat that caused 9/11"
Excuuuuuuuuuse me Princess, I can't help your dumbass actually believes letting a Muslim Extremist state exist is a good idea, which it really fucking isn't. Bush sent troops over their because, oh I don't know... Somebody flew giant fucking planes into the worlds trade HQ maybe? Fucking numbnuts... Obama pulled out to quickly and now Al-Queada calling themselves ISIS are reaking fucking havoc.
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#102 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
You're a moron. Bush did all that with no result and a ton of wasted money. Obama goes in 2 years later with seal team 6 and takes out the fuckin leader. That ISIS wasn't becasue we pulled out it's cause other countries wasted their money in ransom and funded those freaks. So we lost a journalist, poor guy yeea but he knew what he was going in to. I see it as he sacrificed himself cause now they're out a ton of money they could of got from us. Like I said, None of it would've happened if bush didn't send in OUR ENTIRE MILITARY FOR NO RESULTS. WHO THE FUCK SENDS THE NATIONAL GUARD HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD
#104 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Woah man, calm down. You're not sticking to your Liberal ideaoligies which are outlined here
freedomkeys.com/liberal.htm
Stop blaming Bush, that was 8 years ago.
User avatar
#108 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
stop with your assumptions I hate them all they're lying sacks of shits. Do you even politic? Since when does something only 8 years ago not affect us. We're still affected by the vietnam war even in something as small as our vets still waking up in he middle of the night in cold sweats. Now shut the fuck up already i want to drink in peace
#109 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Liberals
>Losing argument Blame Bush
Alright yea, Bush fucked up, at least he tried to back the truck off the bridge, Obamas sitting behind said truck with a bulldozer stating the trucks in the way of the Lenin Statue.
User avatar
#111 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
when the fuck did he try to back off? he didn't do anything and let it all slide even worse before leaving. How is obama doing bad? cause he couldn't clean up bushes mess? I can't be mad at that monkey cause I never got to see waht he could do, he was stuck with cleaning someone elses mess
#113 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Sad pathetic man, Obama has done stuff. In fact if we ignore his racial arsony hes been a great President on social policies. His limp dick foreign policies and extreme leftist government beliefs coupled with his inability to hear out anything from a Republican willing to be bi-partisan make him the worst one possible, im not saying Bush was good, in fact hes the third worst. Taft sits at 2 and Obutthole Bin Lyin sits cozy at number one, his golfing has improved however so I guess Taft and take back his spot at one.
#80 - Jesus christ you can vote?  [+] (15 new replies) 09/10/2014 on 'Merica +1
#82 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
You're one of those people who voted for Obama because you actually thought that he'd help, or is it because he promised fatter welfare checks and less work for you?
I can't tell, schnitzel can though.
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#83 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
No I'm one of those people who thinnk Bush is a moron. were out trillions of dollars cause that asshole thought it was a good idea to spend money on our military strength instead of anything else and going to the middle east and calling it a war on terrorism. Some shit he got done huh
#86 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
We are speaking domestic policies. Jackass, do you even politic? Furthermore, id rather spend money on Military than let ISIS or Al-Queda fucks is in the asshole every single day if foreign policies are on your mind. Bush wouldn't have left our border open, hed be fucking ISIS up with every weapon we had and he wouldnt be taking a golfing trip after a journalist was fucking beheaded. He was stupid but Obummer is a whole new fucking tier of stupid, he's liberal stupid.
User avatar
#138 - dominatorxxx (09/10/2014) [-]
Forgetting the fact we funded and armed Isis which is a break away from al-queda which we also funded armed and trained as "rebels"
#141 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Fuckyourshit.png I dont see your mercenary group getting up and kicking ass
User avatar
#145 - dominatorxxx (09/10/2014) [-]
if it was that important then we should have just sent troops in there but then again that would invite leading the Constitution not to mention international lawno instead we decided to fund radicals anddestabilize the entire region
#146 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
its the only way to play the game
User avatar
#89 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
We shouldn't be over there in the fuckin first place why the hell is all that our problem? why are we over there at all? because bush sent us over there and now we've been stuck over there the whole damn time so obama has had to deal with that mess his whole damn term instead of doing something he was good at which obviously isn't foreign affairs. He can't just leave that mess and come home either cause assholes like you would bash on him for that too. None of it is his fault yet he is blamed for it. At least he didn't bring us closer to a depression then the actual depression itself back in 08 but gee EVERYone seems to forget about that
#95 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
"Blame Bush because he responded to the US threat that caused 9/11"
Excuuuuuuuuuse me Princess, I can't help your dumbass actually believes letting a Muslim Extremist state exist is a good idea, which it really fucking isn't. Bush sent troops over their because, oh I don't know... Somebody flew giant fucking planes into the worlds trade HQ maybe? Fucking numbnuts... Obama pulled out to quickly and now Al-Queada calling themselves ISIS are reaking fucking havoc.
User avatar
#102 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
You're a moron. Bush did all that with no result and a ton of wasted money. Obama goes in 2 years later with seal team 6 and takes out the fuckin leader. That ISIS wasn't becasue we pulled out it's cause other countries wasted their money in ransom and funded those freaks. So we lost a journalist, poor guy yeea but he knew what he was going in to. I see it as he sacrificed himself cause now they're out a ton of money they could of got from us. Like I said, None of it would've happened if bush didn't send in OUR ENTIRE MILITARY FOR NO RESULTS. WHO THE FUCK SENDS THE NATIONAL GUARD HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD
#104 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Woah man, calm down. You're not sticking to your Liberal ideaoligies which are outlined here
freedomkeys.com/liberal.htm
Stop blaming Bush, that was 8 years ago.
User avatar
#108 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
stop with your assumptions I hate them all they're lying sacks of shits. Do you even politic? Since when does something only 8 years ago not affect us. We're still affected by the vietnam war even in something as small as our vets still waking up in he middle of the night in cold sweats. Now shut the fuck up already i want to drink in peace
#109 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Liberals
>Losing argument Blame Bush
Alright yea, Bush fucked up, at least he tried to back the truck off the bridge, Obamas sitting behind said truck with a bulldozer stating the trucks in the way of the Lenin Statue.
User avatar
#111 - gggman (09/10/2014) [-]
when the fuck did he try to back off? he didn't do anything and let it all slide even worse before leaving. How is obama doing bad? cause he couldn't clean up bushes mess? I can't be mad at that monkey cause I never got to see waht he could do, he was stuck with cleaning someone elses mess
#113 - boothead (09/10/2014) [-]
Sad pathetic man, Obama has done stuff. In fact if we ignore his racial arsony hes been a great President on social policies. His limp dick foreign policies and extreme leftist government beliefs coupled with his inability to hear out anything from a Republican willing to be bi-partisan make him the worst one possible, im not saying Bush was good, in fact hes the third worst. Taft sits at 2 and Obutthole Bin Lyin sits cozy at number one, his golfing has improved however so I guess Taft and take back his spot at one.
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#3 - codyxvasco
(02/18/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
#4 to #3 - gggman
(02/18/2013) [-]
4 months late my friend, but it's the thought that counts thanks ^.^
#5 to #4 - codyxvasco
(02/18/2013) [-]
**** yeah!!!
#2 - caliguy
(10/05/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday!!!
#1 - millielm
(10/05/2012) [-]
Happy birthday! :D