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#199 - you got me 07/30/2014 on Culture? 0
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#73 - The Culture, but not the politics to that time, so austria sta…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on When will the next one come? +1
User avatar #74 - chrisel (05/25/2014) [-]
You are right in that.
#34 - yeah just like Canada = USA or like Portugal = Spain  [+] (13 new replies) 05/24/2014 on When will the next one come? +4
User avatar #70 - chrisel (05/25/2014) [-]
Austrians are part of the German culture, much like Flanders is a part of the Dutch culture or Wallonia is part of the French culture.
User avatar #73 - germanperv (05/25/2014) [-]
The Culture, but not the politics to that time, so austria started the war and not germany.
User avatar #74 - chrisel (05/25/2014) [-]
You are right in that.
#35 - stalini (05/24/2014) [-]
retarded analogies.

User avatar #42 - biscuitsunited (05/24/2014) [-]
But they have a point, Austria is an entire country, formally the holy roman empire till they renamed it.
#72 - stalini (05/25/2014) [-]
but it was still a retarded analogues
User avatar #76 - biscuitsunited (05/25/2014) [-]
No its not, these countries are almost the same in culture, but are distinctly different.
Austria is a proud nation with a proud history, so is Germany (formally Prussia and other Germanic states)
#77 - stalini (05/25/2014) [-]
Canada and USA share no ethnicity and no common history, no common ancestors, not even common language (Both have loads of languages)

The same about portugal and spain



While the people who formed Austria and Germany were the same

They speak the same language

Honestly, the only difference between them is abstract/political
User avatar #81 - biscuitsunited (05/25/2014) [-]
Well for the most part they do, a huge portion of Canada was British settled even before the french lost it.

Portugal and Spain are more similar than either would like to admit.

Austria didn't border germane until about 160 years ago,
Your argument is like Denmark and Finland are the same.
#82 - stalini (05/25/2014) [-]
Honestly, it feels like you are doing that on purpose or you are genuinely that retarded and want to sound educated.

User avatar #83 - biscuitsunited (05/25/2014) [-]
You're trying to argue that Austria is the same as Germany, you sound retardeder
#85 - stalini (05/25/2014) [-]
You are dumb and you bore me with it, fuck off now.
User avatar #86 - biscuitsunited (05/25/2014) [-]
Fuck you too,
Next time don't tell a German that he's the same as his french speaking neighbors.
#29 - The allies won yeah but remember the first 3 years.. we fought…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2014 on When will the next one come? +5
User avatar #69 - chrisel (05/25/2014) [-]
And don't forget that it was Austria-Hungary who started WWI by declaring war on Serbia because the refused to disarm after the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria.
#30 - stalini (05/24/2014) [-]
best at losing wars
User avatar #46 - biscuitsunited (05/24/2014) [-]
Na I got to give it to Germany, Prussia was one of the coolest things ever.
And they were pivotal in the hundred days campaign of 1815 against the tyrant of the continent Napoleon.
#44 - hopkinator (05/24/2014) [-]
only because of a shit leader who didnt know how to strategize and refused battle logic. also insisted on relying entirely on foreign oil fields and industry. hitler fucked up. but dont think that just because a bad leader made them lose doesnt mean they didnt have the best tech and fighting force the world has seen since rome.
#15 - Just remember this  [+] (34 new replies) 05/24/2014 on When will the next one come? 0
#21 - stalini (05/24/2014) [-]
but why? they started and lost both world wars
#29 - germanperv (05/24/2014) [-]
The allies won yeah but remember the first 3 years.. we fought agains Britain France UDSSR and USA and only got owned by the unbelievable manpower the soviets got..
Germany was, is and will always be a country with the best engineering and technical skills

The only other Country with this Strenght was Finland
User avatar #69 - chrisel (05/25/2014) [-]
And don't forget that it was Austria-Hungary who started WWI by declaring war on Serbia because the refused to disarm after the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria.
#30 - stalini (05/24/2014) [-]
best at losing wars
User avatar #46 - biscuitsunited (05/24/2014) [-]
Na I got to give it to Germany, Prussia was one of the coolest things ever.
And they were pivotal in the hundred days campaign of 1815 against the tyrant of the continent Napoleon.
#44 - hopkinator (05/24/2014) [-]
only because of a shit leader who didnt know how to strategize and refused battle logic. also insisted on relying entirely on foreign oil fields and industry. hitler fucked up. but dont think that just because a bad leader made them lose doesnt mean they didnt have the best tech and fighting force the world has seen since rome.
#24 - crosscross (05/24/2014) [-]
WW 1 was started by Austria. Germany dont get the credits for both.
#31 - stalini (05/24/2014) [-]
Austrians = Germans
#34 - germanperv (05/24/2014) [-]
yeah just like Canada = USA or like Portugal = Spain

User avatar #70 - chrisel (05/25/2014) [-]
Austrians are part of the German culture, much like Flanders is a part of the Dutch culture or Wallonia is part of the French culture.
User avatar #73 - germanperv (05/25/2014) [-]
The Culture, but not the politics to that time, so austria started the war and not germany.
User avatar #74 - chrisel (05/25/2014) [-]
You are right in that.
#35 - stalini (05/24/2014) [-]
retarded analogies.

User avatar #42 - biscuitsunited (05/24/2014) [-]
But they have a point, Austria is an entire country, formally the holy roman empire till they renamed it.
#72 - stalini (05/25/2014) [-]
but it was still a retarded analogues
User avatar #76 - biscuitsunited (05/25/2014) [-]
No its not, these countries are almost the same in culture, but are distinctly different.
Austria is a proud nation with a proud history, so is Germany (formally Prussia and other Germanic states)
#77 - stalini (05/25/2014) [-]
Canada and USA share no ethnicity and no common history, no common ancestors, not even common language (Both have loads of languages)

The same about portugal and spain



While the people who formed Austria and Germany were the same

They speak the same language

Honestly, the only difference between them is abstract/political
User avatar #81 - biscuitsunited (05/25/2014) [-]
Well for the most part they do, a huge portion of Canada was British settled even before the french lost it.

Portugal and Spain are more similar than either would like to admit.

Austria didn't border germane until about 160 years ago,
Your argument is like Denmark and Finland are the same.
#82 - stalini (05/25/2014) [-]
Honestly, it feels like you are doing that on purpose or you are genuinely that retarded and want to sound educated.

User avatar #83 - biscuitsunited (05/25/2014) [-]
You're trying to argue that Austria is the same as Germany, you sound retardeder
#85 - stalini (05/25/2014) [-]
You are dumb and you bore me with it, fuck off now.
User avatar #86 - biscuitsunited (05/25/2014) [-]
Fuck you too,
Next time don't tell a German that he's the same as his french speaking neighbors.
#22 - themonkeyfrompluto (05/24/2014) [-]
Fighting around 40-50% off the whole world they did an impressive job, the holocaust and other massacre's aside, I admire the german forces in WW2.
#32 - stalini (05/24/2014) [-]
If you can't handle X, don't pick a fight with him
User avatar #47 - biscuitsunited (05/24/2014) [-]
The point is they almost did win, but they didn't account for Russian winter.
Seriously, only one country in recent memory has beaten the Russians in a Russian winter, and that was a stalemate until the summer. Crimean war, 1865
#71 - stalini (05/25/2014) [-]
but that does not matter. They lost.

The strong TEAM won, that's a fact.
User avatar #75 - biscuitsunited (05/25/2014) [-]
Their TEAM almost won, if it had not been for defeat in Russia they could have well won the war.
#78 - stalini (05/25/2014) [-]
Almost does not count, sadly.


"If" is a retarded word too.


You know, yesterday i bought a lottery ticket. If i had won it, I would be a millionaire.

User avatar #79 - biscuitsunited (05/25/2014) [-]
Your argument started with they shouldn't have started the fight in the first part if they weren't strong enough to win.
But mine is they were strong enough to win they just goofed up
#80 - stalini (05/25/2014) [-]
If they goofed up, they were not strong enough.

If you are just talking about military power, that does not decide the whole of war.

The FACT is, they lost because they were weaker overall.



The only argument which can beat that is if they surrendered on purpose, because they wanted to lose.
User avatar #84 - biscuitsunited (05/25/2014) [-]
At the offset of the war the Axis were about equal too if not stronger than the allies, their losses made them weaker.

That's how "turning points" in wars work
#87 - themonkeyfrompluto (05/27/2014) [-]
to the both of you, germany didn't win, there are a lot of factors that decided that. Hitler was both the uprising and the downfall of it's army. He was an horrible general, Stalingrad wasn't strategicly as important as the oil fields south of it, the Germans got too excited after Pearl Harbour and declared war to the USA. (big mistake). But then again so did the allies. (Market Garden, Stalin's arny cleansing, the mistakes made at Pearl Harbour) but then again the Japenese didn't use the attack on Pearl Harbour to it's fullest potential, blablabla the list goes on.

As much as I admire the '33-'45 wehrmacht I do not in anyway support what they fought for.

excuse my horrible writing I'm tired
#56 - tygras (05/24/2014) [-]
The germans did actually win the first world war on the eastern front against russia

the problem with the first world war was the western front
User avatar #58 - biscuitsunited (05/24/2014) [-]
Welll that was more politics, Germany actually installed communism to get rid of the Russians. (The communist party leader had support and was anti war, so they gave him subtle help to bring victory)
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