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Date Signed Up:8/13/2010
Last Login:10/24/2014
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    Pics and giggles Pics and giggles
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#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on fuck toys and boys +5
#40 - redzeopoweranger (10/23/2014) [-]
#5 - I mistook the peanut butter for moonshine at first glance 10/16/2014 on He prefers the meth lab to... 0
#29 - that would totally work... with an empty gun  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on The best parents +1
User avatar #30 - alphavsomega (09/27/2014) [-]
she thought it was...

loaded
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/27/2014) [-]
even so, turning 180° before the robber can pull the trigger? And after that he kills the rest of your family as well.
#63 - Picture 09/25/2014 on I've made my choice +2
#40 - Picture 09/19/2014 on Scottish TV if they vote yes.. +24
#54 - >when OP tries to have an opinion 09/17/2014 on MRW I repeatedly check my post 0
#187 - Jesus dude one step at a time! Thats not till like 2nd base 09/17/2014 on tinder n shit 0
#61 - Picture 09/10/2014 on Milk 0
#23 - This pleases me  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Life Hack 0
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#13 - So on a completely unrelated question, how hard is it to train…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Wolf Howl +4
User avatar #104 - chewiewhatawookie (09/07/2014) [-]
No one who has ever tried to fully domesticate a wolf has been successful. No one.
#61 - daemascus (09/07/2014) [-]
you can't. Dogs have it in their genes to obey us.
User avatar #53 - ehzio (09/07/2014) [-]
Get a Husky if you're thinking of getting a wolf, gg kiddo.
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
Get a Samoyed, so poofy.
#30 - peterdivine (09/07/2014) [-]
There's a reason wolves look considerably different from a lot of their selectively bred descendents, and it's because the two are different animals with different mindsets. Not by much, but in action, by plenty enough.

You can try to domesticate a wolf. You might even see some success. But at the end of the day, regardless of what you train him like, he's still, biologically, a feral animal, and there's a reason they're known as being dangerous and capricious.

Consider a Malamute instead, if you live in a cold enough climate, or a Collie or a Retriever otherwise. Unless you REALLY want a wrestling partner with four legs, then get a Mastiff.

But wolves... they_ will_ turn on you without provocation, mark my words. Unless you were sarcastic or something about all this then nevermind.

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User avatar #30 - drooms (10/17/2013) [-]
Saw your comment
That were one riddiculous ban
User avatar #29 - ryanfitzy (04/16/2013) [-]
Hey, i collect potions, and saw you like skull stuff. So i traded you a bone shield. Trade?
User avatar #28 - rustyshakleford (03/21/2012) [-]
Krusty Love :)
User avatar #27 - pandazero (05/24/2011) [-]
Dude.
Please ... say that you're from germany.

I'm looking for german people on funnyjunk since months ...
#4 - bobJML (05/20/2011) [-]
Sup man?
Sup man?
#6 to #5 - bobJML (05/21/2011) [-]
SUP MAN?
#8 to #7 - bobJML (05/21/2011) [-]
Not on my watch.
#9 to #8 - germankillzone (05/21/2011) [-]
like this?
like this?
#10 to #9 - bobJML (05/21/2011) [-]
No, like this.
No, like this.
#12 to #11 - bobJML (05/22/2011) [-]
OH NO HE LIKES IT!
OH NO HE LIKES IT!
#13 to #12 - germankillzone (05/22/2011) [-]
Well hey there young fella, come on out of that toilet and ol' herbert will clean ya up
#14 to #13 - bobJML (05/22/2011) [-]
No!
No!
#16 to #15 - bobJML (05/22/2011) [-]
You lose The Game, on the day of my daughter's wedding?
#21 to #18 - germankillzone (05/23/2011) [-]
by the way, have i shown you my baby picture?
#23 to #22 - germankillzone (05/23/2011) [-]
i wait with bloated ecstasy for you
i wait with bloated ecstasy for you
#24 to #23 - bobJML (05/23/2011) [-]
Sure you do...............
#25 to #24 - germankillzone (05/23/2011) [-]
i want to be the battleship
#26 to #25 - bobJML (05/23/2011) [-]
No me.
User avatar #2 - lindseyyyyy (05/10/2011) [-]
what's your name
User avatar #19 to #3 - bobJML (05/23/2011) [-]
WHY NOT??!!?!?!?11one!!
User avatar #20 to #19 - germankillzone (05/23/2011) [-]
well, cant argue with that logic
User avatar #1 - TomasArnar (03/06/2011) [-]
You are rank 666 on content xD
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