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#6 - I'm pretty sure he's the Bard of the group. 08/23/2014 on Baghdad +29
#10 - Wait wait.. Isn't the "HK-47" somewhat inspired by t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on AK-47 +3
User avatar #21 - greedtheavaricious (08/15/2014) [-]
You are correct.

One of my favorite quotes:

HK-47 - Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
#22 - Nah, Dutch and German look similiar quite often. So no problem! Haha 08/11/2014 on It's legit guys +3
#20 - (But it's Dutch)  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on It's legit guys +1
User avatar #21 - ljxjlos (08/11/2014) [-]
Didn´t know that. Damn, I look pretty dumb right now, do I.

It looked exactly like when people try to say something in Germany and fuck up completely, that´s why I thought. Damn.
User avatar #22 - gereorth (08/11/2014) [-]
Nah, Dutch and German look similiar quite often. So no problem! Haha
#67 - Well, basicly all the Jokers are so much different from the Jo… 08/08/2014 on Batman +1
#13 - Just joking about myself. I'm sorry..  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Must be circumcised..... +1
User avatar #14 - User (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh, I see... I guess it is good to do that sometimes... just sometimes.
#11 - It's not like I got much to gain with only 3 inches.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Must be circumcised..... 0
User avatar #12 - User (08/08/2014) [-]
"basicly the fat is getting less so the shaft is better seen" I mean this.

and you probably have another 3 inches to gain.. jeeez have some faith.
User avatar #13 - gereorth (08/08/2014) [-]
Just joking about myself. I'm sorry..
User avatar #14 - User (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh, I see... I guess it is good to do that sometimes... just sometimes.
#12 - Except we're only playing a game. And you know, the military i… 08/08/2014 on Fight Me In Real Life +2
#7 - Well.. I'm losing weight as well. And my penis is "gettin…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Must be circumcised..... +5
User avatar #9 - User (08/08/2014) [-]
Yes I am sure we all know how it works... good job though.
User avatar #11 - gereorth (08/08/2014) [-]
It's not like I got much to gain with only 3 inches.
User avatar #12 - User (08/08/2014) [-]
"basicly the fat is getting less so the shaft is better seen" I mean this.

and you probably have another 3 inches to gain.. jeeez have some faith.
User avatar #13 - gereorth (08/08/2014) [-]
Just joking about myself. I'm sorry..
User avatar #14 - User (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh, I see... I guess it is good to do that sometimes... just sometimes.
#64 - Like I said, he wasn't bad. But not exactly the same. And yeah…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Batman +1
User avatar #66 - thekillerwalrus (08/08/2014) [-]
Then that must explain why the Joker in The Dark Knight was in a way more serious and menacing than the Joker in the 1989 Batman movie.
User avatar #67 - gereorth (08/08/2014) [-]
Well, basicly all the Jokers are so much different from the Joker in Dark Knight. Ah well, it's all fine. The movies are still great, haha.

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#7 - legendaryhero (05/02/2014) [-]
Who is this fag?
Who is this fag?
User avatar #8 to #7 - gereorth ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
You commented on my post in the gay board. And as I don't have many friends, thought I'd add you. Guess you don't want to. That's a shame.
#9 to #8 - legendaryhero (05/02/2014) [-]
I just didn't know who you are.
I just didn't know who you are.
User avatar #11 to #9 - gereorth ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
How are you doing, right now?
User avatar #12 to #11 - legendaryhero (05/02/2014) [-]
Im doing fine
User avatar #10 to #9 - gereorth ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Oh, alright!
#1 - Benry (10/13/2012) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #1041683 at MLP Friendly Board **   
   
Hey.
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #1041683 at MLP Friendly Board **

Hey.
User avatar #2 to #1 - gereorth ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Hey there, what's up? :) <3
#3 to #2 - Benry (10/13/2012) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #398 at :3 **

Oh, ya know, just checking up on my buddy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - gereorth ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
Aawh. I feel a bit better. But, I've been down for a few months actualy. Failed my study, cat died, got rejected and ignored by the girl I love, disowned by my grandparents. On top of that, my friends think I am a sissy, who cries too much. Well, I don't know.
I met a new friend though, and she's realy nice. I've actualy known her for like 3-4 years, but I never talked to her in those years. Only somewhere near the moment where I met her. But yeah, while ago we met up at a Festival, and we talk a lot now. She actualy makes me feel good. She listens, she cares. I've got a great friend in my life now, to whom I can go to.

But I always thank the people on Funnyjunk aswell <3 Even though they aren't people who I could physicaly talk to, I know they all listen. I am also glad you are one of those people. <3
#5 to #4 - Benry (10/14/2012) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #1020493 at MLP Friendly Board **

It sucks when so many things like that happen in such a short time. But it's always nice to make a new friend that really cares. I've made a few new friends lately.
And that's why I stay on FunnyJunk. Reason I stay on the internet, actually. Here on the internet, people don't judge you by your looks, but by your personality.
#6 to #5 - gereorth ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
It's why I love the internet. As it is 4:15 in the morning and I still haven't slept. Just poured in some gin.. It's something you can enjoy in this nights, with some music that fits right in.

And to be honest. All I truly want, is I get older, get a job, own house and start a family. It's the only thing that would make me truly happy. 2-3 children, wife, Sint Bernardsdog (I love those a lot). And 2 cats. That's how I imagine myself later on. And I do my best to finish my study, to get an actual well-paying job. It just doesn't seem to work out that much. I am not suicidal, don't worry about that. But I've had my moments where I thought "I wouldn't mind it if I don't wake up anymore".

Hope I can talk to you when I feel down again? (My mentor suggested to speak with my general practitioner, as I might just go through a depression in general). He's worried about me. Says I am a good student, and it would be a waste if I won't make it.

(Picture is my cat, and it felt like he was my best friend I ever had)
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