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    Mariana Trench Mariana Trench
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    Chuck's got nothing on Pinkie Chuck's got nothing on Pinkie
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#45 - its clear that her skills have increased. She should be proud … 08/27/2014 on child-bearing hips +2
#17 - is nobody going to talk about how she is cosplaying Sailor Moon? 07/01/2014 on I have made a fatal error. +4
#58 - On the way to your house, he gets into a traffic jam. And that… 06/06/2014 on why +2
#57 - GoT is much more horrifying. Imagine if you ordered a pizza. A…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on why +2
#58 - gentlemanscholar (06/06/2014) [-]
On the way to your house, he gets into a traffic jam. And that's annoying. Not that he particularly cares about you or your pizza, but he likes driving, which is why he took the job. He has to take the back roads which are a lot longer. But he has a job to do. So he goes into the neighborhood and eventually has to stop at a traffic light. At the light, a guy runs up with a gun and demands he get out of the car. The mugger is no older than he is, and much smaller. The driver isn't afraid of him, so he figures he'll just kick his ass. SO he tries to slam the door open and hit the mugger. But while he does that the gun goes off by accident and gets the driver through his stomach. The mugger runs away, and the driver crumbles to the ground. His blood soaks through the pizza box and mixes with the cheese.

That is Game of Thrones
#112 - owls are flying cats. the internet loves cats 05/23/2014 on Owls... +7
#60 - "twilight isn't vampires" jokes stopped being funny …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Hellsing 0
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#68 - billycakes (05/22/2014) [-]
Well someone tell me that cause this is fucking hilarious.
#19 - Wow, its almost like they gave him more bulk in the lower half… 05/22/2014 on real monsters have curves +1
#18 - that was to keep Godzilla mysterious, scary, and interesting. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on real monsters have curves 0
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#20 - ScottP (05/22/2014) [-]
But Godzilla is supposed to be badass. Not once did I feel that he was scary at all. I just wanted to see him actually destroy stuff
#6 - its not even about telling the photographer to **** off (well …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on Hi~ paparazzi^^ +59
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#25 - opahelle (05/19/2014) [-]
these photos aren't worthless the whole fucking gossip magazines then write about "oh oh all the stars are so naughty bla bla"
just saying not saying that maybe the worth decreases or something
#73 - yes you have. you have heard the music of the beatles. you can… 05/12/2014 on back street boys of the 60's 0
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#1 - acidxrain (03/20/2012) [-]
dont be jelly tht ive made it to front page twice and you have not :P    
dont be jelly tht ive made it to front page twice and you have not :P