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#188 - i'm sorry that a website that uses comic sans disagrees with m…  [+] (2 replies) 07/29/2012 on Facebook Idiots -4
#189 - anon (07/29/2012) [-]
Okay. Yep. I gotcha. Understood.

You're a troll. No one is this goddamned stupidly stubborn.
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#190 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
says the kid that has to go anon to escape being wrong...
#181 - incorrect, addition always occurs before subtraction. not simu…  [+] (5 replies) 07/29/2012 on Facebook Idiots -7
#186 - anon (07/29/2012) [-]
#185 - jdogofthedead (07/29/2012) [-]
http://www.mathsisfun.com/operation-order-pemdas.html
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#188 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
i'm sorry that a website that uses comic sans disagrees with me, but that doesn't mean i'm wrong
#189 - anon (07/29/2012) [-]
Okay. Yep. I gotcha. Understood.

You're a troll. No one is this goddamned stupidly stubborn.
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#190 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
says the kid that has to go anon to escape being wrong...
#176 - it's 10-5+0= (1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) - (1+1+1+1+1) + (1x0) …  [+] (15 replies) 07/29/2012 on Facebook Idiots -2
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#258 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
Brackets are simply an illustration for those unfortunate enough not to know that you don't subtract until everything else is done. I'm sorry this confused you, perhaps you should alert your parent or guardian that you're on the computer unsupervised.
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#287 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
Ok fine, if the brackets upset you I would be happy to show you without them. First you take the equation : 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0= as you mentionetion there are no brackets or exponents so we can skip to multiplication with turns this equation to 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+0= next we move to addition which makes the eqaution 10-5= and finally we finish it off with subtraction which gives us the obvious answer of 5. I don't believe I violated the order of opporations in any during this example, and as you should be able to seethe brackets I placed on the equation were only to help people visualize the three major portions and not to alter the result. Any other issues?
#194 - thecratcher (07/29/2012) [-]
You can't just add parentheses to an equation and think it'll be the same...

(1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) - (1+1+1+1+1) + (1x0) =/= 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0

(1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) - (1+1+1+1+1) + (1x0) does indeed equal five, BUT this isn't the same equation since you added the parentheses.

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0 = 13 because of PEMDAS.
PEMDAS doesn't allow you to add parentheses to an equation, it tells you how to solve the equation using the parameters you are given.

PEMDAS = Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction.

The original equation doesn't have any parentheses or exponents so we have to skip these steps. Next we multiply one with zero and get zero. We then subtract one with one and get zero again, now we have: 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+0+1+1+1+1+0, everyone should be able to figure this one out but since you thought the answer was five I'll walk you through it any way. 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 = 9+0 = 9+1+1+1+1 = 13+0 = 13

You just got schooled Mr. "Third Grade Math Teacher". I weep for your students...
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#211 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
You're right, I did get schooled. Which is why I know that the answer is 5 and that subtraction always goes last. It isn't P and/or E, M and/or D, A and/or S; its Parentheses then Exponents then Multiplication then Division then Addition THEN Subtraction. You can not switch the order for convenience, all multplication has to be done before division is started and all addition has to be started before subtraction is started.
#210 - elburritoextremo (07/29/2012) [-]
well fuck me.
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#217 - lunargreenhouse (07/29/2012) [-]
you seriously believe him? ô_o
#179 - jdogofthedead (07/29/2012) [-]
Actually pemdas, parenthesis, exponents, multiplication, division, add, and subtract, (you multiply and divide together, and you add and subtract, going left to right)
therefore: 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0 = 13
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#181 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
incorrect, addition always occurs before subtraction. not simultaneously
#186 - anon (07/29/2012) [-]
#185 - jdogofthedead (07/29/2012) [-]
http://www.mathsisfun.com/operation-order-pemdas.html
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#188 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
i'm sorry that a website that uses comic sans disagrees with me, but that doesn't mean i'm wrong
#189 - anon (07/29/2012) [-]
Okay. Yep. I gotcha. Understood.

You're a troll. No one is this goddamned stupidly stubborn.
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#190 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
says the kid that has to go anon to escape being wrong...
#170 - it's 5! mother *******! -a third grade math teacher  [+] (19 replies) 07/29/2012 on Facebook Idiots -10
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#172 - raverscandy (07/29/2012) [-]
Actually the answer is 13. You need to learn the order of operations before you open your fucking mouth
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#176 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
it's 10-5+0=
(1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) - (1+1+1+1+1) + (1x0) =
(10) - (5) +(0) =
Parentheses Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction
I added the parentheses to this problem to show you the 3 distinct groups of equations that need to be carried out before the subtraction stage. enjoy your McJob.
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#258 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
Brackets are simply an illustration for those unfortunate enough not to know that you don't subtract until everything else is done. I'm sorry this confused you, perhaps you should alert your parent or guardian that you're on the computer unsupervised.
#261 - stuffir has deleted their comment.
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#287 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
Ok fine, if the brackets upset you I would be happy to show you without them. First you take the equation : 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0= as you mentionetion there are no brackets or exponents so we can skip to multiplication with turns this equation to 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+0= next we move to addition which makes the eqaution 10-5= and finally we finish it off with subtraction which gives us the obvious answer of 5. I don't believe I violated the order of opporations in any during this example, and as you should be able to seethe brackets I placed on the equation were only to help people visualize the three major portions and not to alter the result. Any other issues?
#194 - thecratcher (07/29/2012) [-]
You can't just add parentheses to an equation and think it'll be the same...

(1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) - (1+1+1+1+1) + (1x0) =/= 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0

(1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) - (1+1+1+1+1) + (1x0) does indeed equal five, BUT this isn't the same equation since you added the parentheses.

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0 = 13 because of PEMDAS.
PEMDAS doesn't allow you to add parentheses to an equation, it tells you how to solve the equation using the parameters you are given.

PEMDAS = Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction.

The original equation doesn't have any parentheses or exponents so we have to skip these steps. Next we multiply one with zero and get zero. We then subtract one with one and get zero again, now we have: 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+0+1+1+1+1+0, everyone should be able to figure this one out but since you thought the answer was five I'll walk you through it any way. 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 = 9+0 = 9+1+1+1+1 = 13+0 = 13

You just got schooled Mr. "Third Grade Math Teacher". I weep for your students...
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#211 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
You're right, I did get schooled. Which is why I know that the answer is 5 and that subtraction always goes last. It isn't P and/or E, M and/or D, A and/or S; its Parentheses then Exponents then Multiplication then Division then Addition THEN Subtraction. You can not switch the order for convenience, all multplication has to be done before division is started and all addition has to be started before subtraction is started.
#210 - elburritoextremo (07/29/2012) [-]
well fuck me.
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#217 - lunargreenhouse (07/29/2012) [-]
you seriously believe him? ô_o
#179 - jdogofthedead (07/29/2012) [-]
Actually pemdas, parenthesis, exponents, multiplication, division, add, and subtract, (you multiply and divide together, and you add and subtract, going left to right)
therefore: 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0 = 13
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#181 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
incorrect, addition always occurs before subtraction. not simultaneously
#186 - anon (07/29/2012) [-]
#185 - jdogofthedead (07/29/2012) [-]
http://www.mathsisfun.com/operation-order-pemdas.html
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#188 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
i'm sorry that a website that uses comic sans disagrees with me, but that doesn't mean i'm wrong
#189 - anon (07/29/2012) [-]
Okay. Yep. I gotcha. Understood.

You're a troll. No one is this goddamned stupidly stubborn.
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#190 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
says the kid that has to go anon to escape being wrong...
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#175 - MegaAwesomeSauce (07/29/2012) [-]
You need to learn how to take a fucking joke before you open your mouth on a website made for jokes
#20 - **uncle  [+] (1 reply) 07/23/2012 on one does not simply... +1
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#22 - UAV (07/23/2012) [-]
Fuck me, you're right. My bad, Im a little high right now lol.