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#211 - You're right, I did get schooled. Which is why I know that the… 07/29/2012 on Facebook Idiots -2
#190 - says the kid that has to go anon to escape being wrong... 07/29/2012 on Facebook Idiots -2
#188 - i'm sorry that a website that uses comic sans disagrees with m…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Facebook Idiots -4
#189 - anonymous (07/29/2012) [-]
Okay. Yep. I gotcha. Understood.

You're a troll. No one is this goddamned stupidly stubborn.
User avatar #190 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
says the kid that has to go anon to escape being wrong...
#181 - incorrect, addition always occurs before subtraction. not simu…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Facebook Idiots -7
#186 - anonymous (07/29/2012) [-]
#185 - jdogofthedead (07/29/2012) [-]
http://www.mathsisfun.com/operation-order-pemdas.html
User avatar #188 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
i'm sorry that a website that uses comic sans disagrees with me, but that doesn't mean i'm wrong
#189 - anonymous (07/29/2012) [-]
Okay. Yep. I gotcha. Understood.

You're a troll. No one is this goddamned stupidly stubborn.
User avatar #190 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
says the kid that has to go anon to escape being wrong...
#176 - it's 10-5+0= (1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) - (1+1+1+1+1) + (1x0) …  [+] (15 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Facebook Idiots -2
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User avatar #258 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
Brackets are simply an illustration for those unfortunate enough not to know that you don't subtract until everything else is done. I'm sorry this confused you, perhaps you should alert your parent or guardian that you're on the computer unsupervised.
#261 - stuffir has deleted their comment.
User avatar #287 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
Ok fine, if the brackets upset you I would be happy to show you without them. First you take the equation : 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0= as you mentionetion there are no brackets or exponents so we can skip to multiplication with turns this equation to 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+0= next we move to addition which makes the eqaution 10-5= and finally we finish it off with subtraction which gives us the obvious answer of 5. I don't believe I violated the order of opporations in any during this example, and as you should be able to seethe brackets I placed on the equation were only to help people visualize the three major portions and not to alter the result. Any other issues?
#194 - thecratcher (07/29/2012) [-]
You can't just add parentheses to an equation and think it'll be the same...

(1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) - (1+1+1+1+1) + (1x0) =/= 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0

(1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) - (1+1+1+1+1) + (1x0) does indeed equal five, BUT this isn't the same equation since you added the parentheses.

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0 = 13 because of PEMDAS.
PEMDAS doesn't allow you to add parentheses to an equation, it tells you how to solve the equation using the parameters you are given.

PEMDAS = Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction.

The original equation doesn't have any parentheses or exponents so we have to skip these steps. Next we multiply one with zero and get zero. We then subtract one with one and get zero again, now we have: 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+0+1+1+1+1+0, everyone should be able to figure this one out but since you thought the answer was five I'll walk you through it any way. 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 = 9+0 = 9+1+1+1+1 = 13+0 = 13

You just got schooled Mr. "Third Grade Math Teacher". I weep for your students...
User avatar #211 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
You're right, I did get schooled. Which is why I know that the answer is 5 and that subtraction always goes last. It isn't P and/or E, M and/or D, A and/or S; its Parentheses then Exponents then Multiplication then Division then Addition THEN Subtraction. You can not switch the order for convenience, all multplication has to be done before division is started and all addition has to be started before subtraction is started.
#210 - elburritoextremo (07/29/2012) [-]
well fuck me.
User avatar #217 - lunargreenhouse (07/29/2012) [-]
you seriously believe him? ô_o
#179 - jdogofthedead (07/29/2012) [-]
Actually pemdas, parenthesis, exponents, multiplication, division, add, and subtract, (you multiply and divide together, and you add and subtract, going left to right)
therefore: 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0 = 13
User avatar #181 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
incorrect, addition always occurs before subtraction. not simultaneously
#186 - anonymous (07/29/2012) [-]
#185 - jdogofthedead (07/29/2012) [-]
http://www.mathsisfun.com/operation-order-pemdas.html
User avatar #188 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
i'm sorry that a website that uses comic sans disagrees with me, but that doesn't mean i'm wrong
#189 - anonymous (07/29/2012) [-]
Okay. Yep. I gotcha. Understood.

You're a troll. No one is this goddamned stupidly stubborn.
User avatar #190 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
says the kid that has to go anon to escape being wrong...
#170 - it's 5! mother ******* ! -a third grade math teacher  [+] (19 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Facebook Idiots -10
#182 - domitius has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - raverscandy (07/29/2012) [-]
Actually the answer is 13. You need to learn the order of operations before you open your fucking mouth
User avatar #176 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
it's 10-5+0=
(1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) - (1+1+1+1+1) + (1x0) =
(10) - (5) +(0) =
Parentheses Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction
I added the parentheses to this problem to show you the 3 distinct groups of equations that need to be carried out before the subtraction stage. enjoy your McJob.
#245 - stuffir has deleted their comment.
User avatar #258 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
Brackets are simply an illustration for those unfortunate enough not to know that you don't subtract until everything else is done. I'm sorry this confused you, perhaps you should alert your parent or guardian that you're on the computer unsupervised.
#261 - stuffir has deleted their comment.
User avatar #287 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
Ok fine, if the brackets upset you I would be happy to show you without them. First you take the equation : 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0= as you mentionetion there are no brackets or exponents so we can skip to multiplication with turns this equation to 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+0= next we move to addition which makes the eqaution 10-5= and finally we finish it off with subtraction which gives us the obvious answer of 5. I don't believe I violated the order of opporations in any during this example, and as you should be able to seethe brackets I placed on the equation were only to help people visualize the three major portions and not to alter the result. Any other issues?
#194 - thecratcher (07/29/2012) [-]
You can't just add parentheses to an equation and think it'll be the same...

(1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) - (1+1+1+1+1) + (1x0) =/= 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0

(1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) - (1+1+1+1+1) + (1x0) does indeed equal five, BUT this isn't the same equation since you added the parentheses.

1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0 = 13 because of PEMDAS.
PEMDAS doesn't allow you to add parentheses to an equation, it tells you how to solve the equation using the parameters you are given.

PEMDAS = Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction.

The original equation doesn't have any parentheses or exponents so we have to skip these steps. Next we multiply one with zero and get zero. We then subtract one with one and get zero again, now we have: 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+0+1+1+1+1+0, everyone should be able to figure this one out but since you thought the answer was five I'll walk you through it any way. 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 = 9+0 = 9+1+1+1+1 = 13+0 = 13

You just got schooled Mr. "Third Grade Math Teacher". I weep for your students...
User avatar #211 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
You're right, I did get schooled. Which is why I know that the answer is 5 and that subtraction always goes last. It isn't P and/or E, M and/or D, A and/or S; its Parentheses then Exponents then Multiplication then Division then Addition THEN Subtraction. You can not switch the order for convenience, all multplication has to be done before division is started and all addition has to be started before subtraction is started.
#210 - elburritoextremo (07/29/2012) [-]
well fuck me.
User avatar #217 - lunargreenhouse (07/29/2012) [-]
you seriously believe him? ô_o
#179 - jdogofthedead (07/29/2012) [-]
Actually pemdas, parenthesis, exponents, multiplication, division, add, and subtract, (you multiply and divide together, and you add and subtract, going left to right)
therefore: 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1-1+1+1+1+1+1x0 = 13
User avatar #181 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
incorrect, addition always occurs before subtraction. not simultaneously
#186 - anonymous (07/29/2012) [-]
#185 - jdogofthedead (07/29/2012) [-]
http://www.mathsisfun.com/operation-order-pemdas.html
User avatar #188 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
i'm sorry that a website that uses comic sans disagrees with me, but that doesn't mean i'm wrong
#189 - anonymous (07/29/2012) [-]
Okay. Yep. I gotcha. Understood.

You're a troll. No one is this goddamned stupidly stubborn.
User avatar #190 - geist (07/29/2012) [-]
says the kid that has to go anon to escape being wrong...
User avatar #175 - MegaAwesomeSauce (07/29/2012) [-]
You need to learn how to take a fucking joke before you open your mouth on a website made for jokes
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#20 - **uncle  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2012 on one does not simply... +1
User avatar #22 - UAV (07/23/2012) [-]
Fuck me, you're right. My bad, Im a little high right now lol.
#87 - Chalcocopris "forget where you remember it from"… 07/22/2012 on Play the band name game 0
#205 - Thumb down if you believe this...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on Good news everyone! -2
#225 - darthblam (07/11/2012) [-]
#97 - F degrees = 32 is freezing 212 is boiling  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2012 on Accuracy as an eagle +2
User avatar #98 - yaarun (07/02/2012) [-]
see? it makes no sense!
#132 - twilightdusk (07/02/2012) [-]
Because it's not scaled to freezing and boiling of water.

In F, 0 degrees is the freezing point of SALT water, and 100 degrees was the estimated human body temperature at the time (which turned out to be a bit off)
#73 - I want to talk about you and your comments, but I'm not allowed. 07/01/2012 on Owl +10
#407 - **geist rolled a random comment #6521321 posted by rrenier… 06/29/2012 on Black humor +2
#162 - **geist rolled a random image posted in comment #6153646 at… 06/22/2012 on Not now sweetie im on... +5
#416 - **geist rolls 73** 06/22/2012 on 20 FUNNY SPECIAL REQUEST... 0
#34 - Amon is a pretty cool guy. he steals bending and doesn't afrai…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/15/2012 on Amon my way to frontpage. +7
#71 - sethll (06/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #60 - potatot (06/15/2012) [-]
Amon is a badass. Dodging lightning, not flinching at explosions and fire, subdues you and takes your bending away.
#44 - anonymous (06/15/2012) [-]
eh* steals
#48 - quadv (06/15/2012) [-]
Never thought I'd see someone have to correct the correct spelling of a word with the wrong spelling.
#44 - it doesn't hit shelves until September, so i would be super in… 06/15/2012 on Forbidden Love +1
#15 - lin and tenzin dated though, so unless the writers are from we…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2012 on Toph is blind +9
User avatar #20 - Loppytaffy (06/13/2012) [-]
There's not law against cousins dating.
Dude, ancient egyptians use to marry their siblings!
#48 - ttarshis (06/13/2012) [-]
Thats very very silly they would never do anything like that on a show on Nick plus this is based on the 1920's not acient Egypt
#17 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
Unless Toph and Sokka kept it secret for some oddball reason.
#25 - nocoolnamesleft (06/13/2012) [-]
It's likely to have been kept quiet since she's Lin Bei Fong, and I'm pretty sure Sokka wasn't a Bei Fong
#210 - internet rule # 19: the more you hate it, the stronger it gets  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2012 on YOLO +7
#212 - mahaiz (06/08/2012) [-]
#104 - **geist rolls 74** WTF?!?!?! has anyone seen all th… 06/06/2012 on Epic Roll 0
#60 - Comment deleted 06/06/2012 on Hawaii 0
#15 - shut up and take my St. Elsewhere 06/02/2012 on Foster's Final Episode +2
#109 - bitches don't know bout my cabbages  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on Brilliant +5
#245 - Pooru (05/27/2012) [-]
#106 - **geist rolls 9**  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Brilliant 0
#109 - geist (05/27/2012) [-]
bitches don't know bout my cabbages
#245 - Pooru (05/27/2012) [-]

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