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garymuthafuknoak

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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: Pikapower131313
Steam Profile: deku_srub
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, N64, Gamecube, Wii, Wii U, 3DS, Xbox 360, PS3, XBONE,
Video Games Played: Rad Racer, Donkey Kong Country, Legend Of Zelda: Majoras Mask, Mario Kart: Double Dash, Super Smash Brothers: Brawl, Pikmin 3, Kid Icarus: Uprising, Battlefield 4, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle
X-box Gamertag: Gemini Man
PSN: PKMN_TRNR_BLUE
Date Signed Up:8/12/2011
Last Login:7/07/2015
Location:Canadia
Funnyjunk Career Stats
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Comment Ranking:#2366
Highest Content Rank:#1558
Highest Comment Rank:#385
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Content Level Progress: 2% (2/100)
Level 193 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 194 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 49.4% (494/1000)
Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 322 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:11
Content Views:422648
Times Content Favorited:878 times
Total Comments Made:11123
FJ Points:1647
Favorite Tags: howdoitags (4) | how do i tags (3) | fuck (2) | ponies (2) | to (2)
Add me on 3DS!
FC: 1118-0275-9462

and Wii U too!
NNID: Aggron

Comments(955):

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#559 - Pleinair ONLINE (02/16/2015) [+] (27 replies)
stickied by garymuthafuknoak
#420 - anotherponyaccount (01/24/2015) [+] (191 replies)
stickied by garymuthafuknoak
#1055 - fitemeirlbro (07/06/2015) [-]
**fitemeirlbro used "*roll picture*"**
**fitemeirlbro rolled image** there is a roll button now
User avatar #1057 to #1055 - garymuthafuknoak (07/06/2015) [-]
thats pretty damn cool
User avatar #1059 to #1057 - fitemeirlbro (07/06/2015) [-]
Yea **fitemeirlbro used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**fitemeirlbro rolls 0,418,484**
User avatar #1056 to #1055 - garymuthafuknoak (07/06/2015) [-]
**garymuthafuknoak used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**garymuthafuknoak rolls Stunfisk**
User avatar #1058 to #1056 - fitemeirlbro (07/06/2015) [-]
**fitemeirlbro used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**fitemeirlbro rolls Linoone**
User avatar #1060 to #1058 - garymuthafuknoak (07/06/2015) [-]
**garymuthafuknoak used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**garymuthafuknoak rolls Spritzee**
**garymuthafuknoak rolls Altaria**
**garymuthafuknoak rolls Bouffalant**
**garymuthafuknoak rolls Wooper**
**garymuthafuknoak rolls Espurr**
**garymuthafuknoak rolls Snover** we should roll a team and battle in showdown :p

User avatar #1062 to #1060 - fitemeirlbro (07/06/2015) [-]
My team is ready and ******
User avatar #1065 to #1062 - garymuthafuknoak (07/06/2015) [-]
I'm megama
User avatar #1063 to #1062 - garymuthafuknoak (07/06/2015) [-]
I still need to make mine
User avatar #1061 to #1060 - fitemeirlbro (07/06/2015) [-]
**fitemeirlbro used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**fitemeirlbro rolls Lilligant**
**fitemeirlbro rolls Swablu**
**fitemeirlbro rolls Kyurem**
**fitemeirlbro rolls Leafeon**
**fitemeirlbro rolls Exeggcute**
**fitemeirlbro rolls Galvantula**Fine
User avatar #1066 to #1061 - garymuthafuknoak (07/06/2015) [-]
you think your team is ****** ? half of my team is in little cup
User avatar #1067 to #1066 - fitemeirlbro (07/06/2015) [-]
I'm terrible at team building also I'm going to sleep
#1054 - fitemeirlbro (06/30/2015) [-]
Get in loser were gonna stare at a tree for 12 hours waiting on a cherry so be attracted by some honey
#1040 - jalauren (06/26/2015) [-]
Hey man, sorry I haven't talked in a while, been super busy, but I no longer have ****** dorm internet! If you want, we can play some smash :0
#1041 to #1040 - garymuthafuknoak (06/26/2015) [-]
omg we gotta play monster hunter this weekend holy **** ! I've been playing hardcore. I missed you. and we can play plenty o smash. do you have the new characters? also, I'm off to bed. good night man!
#1043 to #1041 - jalauren (06/29/2015) [-]
You still there man?
#1042 to #1041 - jalauren (06/26/2015) [-]
Of course I have the new characters so yea, tell me when you're available tonight and we can play both! Where are you at in mh? I'm at g3 :0
User avatar #1044 to #1042 - garymuthafuknoak (06/29/2015) [-]
yea I'm alive :p just got back from babysitting though, now I'm doing homework. could I message you when I'm done? how late will you be up?
#1045 to #1044 - jalauren (06/29/2015) [-]
Pretty late, no work or anything tomorrow
User avatar #1047 to #1045 - garymuthafuknoak (06/29/2015) [-]
wanna go hunt some scary monsters?
#1048 to #1047 - jalauren (06/29/2015) [-]
Sure, let me grab my 3ds, I don't think I have you added yet
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - garymuthafuknoak (06/29/2015) [-]
your fc? mines on my profile desription
#1050 to #1049 - jalauren (06/29/2015) [-]
I'm not seeing it
User avatar #1051 to #1050 - garymuthafuknoak (06/29/2015) [-]
Add me on 3DS!
FC: 1118-0275-9462

and Wii U too!
NNID: Aggron


right under my profile pic mang, in the description that no one ever uses. whats you fc?
#1052 to #1051 - jalauren (06/29/2015) [-]
Apparently we already have each other added kek
User avatar #1053 to #1052 - garymuthafuknoak (06/29/2015) [-]
its been too long
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - garymuthafuknoak (06/29/2015) [-]
noice. well gimme like, an hour. I have an essay, easy stuff though. I sadly, have work so I'll still need to sleep after an hour or two.
#1035 - isabelleac ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
my dad is very weird
User avatar #1036 to #1035 - garymuthafuknoak (06/16/2015) [-]
did you get splatoon
#1033 - isabelleac ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
You were expecting jotaro...


BUT IT WAS ME, ISABELLE
#1034 to #1033 - garymuthafuknoak (06/14/2015) [-]
hell ya! this is too awesome. best birthday ever.  your jojo me-me's are the 			*******		 strong
hell ya! this is too awesome. best birthday ever. your jojo me-me's are the ******* strong
User avatar #1030 - evilicious (05/28/2015) [-]
The rap has been uploaded.
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #1029 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
You aren't wrong tho

Fans of LoK are tier with Bronies, Fans of Adventure Time, and Fans of Gay Space Rocks.
#1025 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Go to the Able sisters, and make a pro design. You can make the horned hat that way.
User avatar #1026 to #1025 - garymuthafuknoak (05/24/2015) [-]
tell me when you are online fagget and open ur gate
User avatar #1027 to #1026 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
Holy jesus my parents wanted to go ****** everywhere, I'm gunna be online now
User avatar #1028 to #1027 - garymuthafuknoak (05/25/2015) [-]
fug man ive been waiting 5ever 4 u dont ever leave me like that again bby
#1024 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
I got xbox live again
#1021 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
>be 14-15
>in puerto rico
>don't speak spanish
>at some BBQ sit-out place, playin on DS
>lotta other random teens with DS
>think maybe they in that picto chat thing
>one person was appearently
>her name was Leaña or something
>Tried typing hello
>replies with the tounge of her people a near damn paragraph
>be beta and ask momther for translation
>turns out she was saying stuff like "hey I think I see you over there and I think ur cute yadda yadda"
>continuously ask mom for translations and what to type
>we had to leave, she says something like "meet me at this place later"
>I did
>with mom
>felt like extreme beta, she thought it was cute tho
>met up few times after that, again with mom
>we played pokemon and mario party together
>few days later mi familia had to go home
>mfw she was first gf
#1022 to #1021 - garymuthafuknoak (05/22/2015) [-]
the quest for ass was nigh my friend.
do you still keep in contact? you should get with her. I'll join you on your trip to Puerto Rico
#1023 to #1022 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
We only had DSI's at the time so friend code **** didn't exist, plus I didn't have a phone kinda poor at the time, was a miracle we were able to go on that trio and again I didn't speak spanish so I don't think there was much hope.
#1008 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
I saw some disgusting to get you this
#1009 to #1008 - garymuthafuknoak (05/21/2015) [-]
I will use it wisely
#1010 to #1009 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
Now to make more...
#1012 to #1011 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
Ye- wait are you using villager or K.K.?
#1013 to #1012 - garymuthafuknoak (05/21/2015) [-]
Now that I think of it Villager might be more useful than KKK Slider.


**** now I can't decide
#1014 to #1013 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
So I saw 32 pictures of KK getting it up the butt and jacking it for this.

Honestly villager does sound like the best option
#1015 to #1014 - garymuthafuknoak (05/21/2015) [-]
I feel really bad now. I could only imagine trying to find more

sorry. lets just go with villager >.>
#1016 to #1015 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
Well this one is done atleast
#1017 to #1016 - garymuthafuknoak (05/21/2015) [-]
alright, now to read hours of doujinshi and collect reaction pics

not like I'm complain'n
#1018 to #1017 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
Got some more on the way I guess
#1000 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Oh gary, why does it say you're online but doesn't appear so on my friends list?
User avatar #1004 to #1000 - garymuthafuknoak (05/20/2015) [-]
congratulations being the 1000th comment on my profile

yea, les play some aminal crossin
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm opening my gate, you might wanna bring perfect apples
User avatar #1007 to #1005 - garymuthafuknoak (05/20/2015) [-]
on mu way to **** your bitch
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - garymuthafuknoak (05/20/2015) [-]
on my way to **** you bitch
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - garymuthafuknoak (05/19/2015) [-]
I have no ideas, but I did message you this weekend to play but no reply >.>
User avatar #1003 to #1001 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
You know I got time now, nothing to do atm
#1002 to #1001 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Well... it was late at night
#992 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
I'll assure you this is what you see before you die
#995 to #992 - garymuthafuknoak (05/15/2015) [-]
jesus christ how horrifying
User avatar #964 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Alrighty, so ACNL or Smash bros?
User avatar #983 to #964 - garymuthafuknoak (05/15/2015) [-]
whats up nugga
#984 to #983 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Oh hey, just finally finished my first playthrough of Dark Souls. I feel empowered.
User avatar #985 to #984 - garymuthafuknoak (05/15/2015) [-]
nice! I beat that awhile ago, feels good. anywhoo, wanna play something? are you on xblox?
#986 to #985 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
I do have 360 but the damn gold membership expired a week ago
User avatar #987 to #986 - garymuthafuknoak (05/15/2015) [-]
wow

why no xbone
you should renew then we could atleast play WOT
what do you play on xbox? wanna play some wii u or animal crossin?
#988 to #987 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
I'm actually saving up for PS4 because I really want to play with my brother online.

But I play stuff like borderlands, fallout, skyrim, battleblock theatre and whatnot.
I guess we should try to play wii u, I need to add you though
User avatar #989 to #988 - garymuthafuknoak (05/15/2015) [-]
lame. wouldnt you want to play xbox ONE with me!!!!???? jk, get a ps4, you should do that with your bro. im gonna be getting one for the new jojo's bizarre adventure game anyways.

but yeah, lets get wii u set up and whatnot. whether you want to play mk8 or smash bros, or anything else you may have, name it. i probably have it.
User avatar #990 to #989 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Ok so what's ur id
User avatar #974 to #964 - garymuthafuknoak (05/14/2015) [-]
im assume you are sleep. sorry, been so busy with homework and trying to get a 5 hour ride across the province by this weekend >.<
User avatar #975 to #974 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
Hey man dont worry about it, we can do whatever whenever later if you want.
User avatar #976 to #975 - garymuthafuknoak (05/14/2015) [-]
yhus :3

you must be tired af, I hope im not interrupting your sleep. but yea, we can play. wanna do some animal crossin?
#977 to #976 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
Yeah man, also I'm totally not sleepy
#978 to #977 - garymuthafuknoak (05/14/2015) [-]
doods i feel so bad go to sleep
User avatar #980 to #979 - garymuthafuknoak (05/14/2015) [-]
ok lets plant pretty flowers
User avatar #969 to #964 - garymuthafuknoak (05/13/2015) [-]
whats your username? i dont see you online
User avatar #971 to #969 - garymuthafuknoak (05/13/2015) [-]
oh fug. im on wii u right now :p

that explains a lot. can you go on wiiu?
User avatar #972 to #971 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/14/2015) [-]
Well we didnt get a chance yesterday, cuz i dont have you added on wiiu
User avatar #973 to #972 - garymuthafuknoak (05/14/2015) [-]
oh. i see. well I just got the new AOT game, if you are into that shiz. but yea, give me a bit and ill message you. sorry its so late.
User avatar #966 to #964 - garymuthafuknoak (05/13/2015) [-]
we were waiting on you but now we are online again
User avatar #965 to #964 - garymuthafuknoak (05/13/2015) [-]
we can smash it up

my brother will play. you got a friend?
User avatar #970 to #965 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Wait 3ds or wiiu? I got wiiu version but... idk
User avatar #968 to #965 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
So yeah I'm ready
User avatar #967 to #965 - isabelleac ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
No, but I'm ready for this possible gangrape
#949 to #948 - garymuthafuknoak (05/12/2015) [-]
beautiful. explain why?
#951 to #950 - garymuthafuknoak (05/12/2015) [-]
well this was well deserved. conglaturations on being the first person to deliver for me on one of these posts. I go on every single day and I've always thumbed them but never receive. ty. I feel a lot less unnoticed now.
User avatar #952 to #951 - jackknapp (05/12/2015) [-]
Im actually only doing a few.
I quit FJ because of all the annoying and unfunny anti-tumblr/SJW posts.
I just saw your comment where you said you'd never gotten one, and felt like treating you. <3
#953 to #952 - garymuthafuknoak (05/12/2015) [-]
ive never felt this loved on fj before
#946 - evilicious (05/11/2015) [-]
So I wrote a rap about the last scene in Phantom Blood from the perspective of Dio Brando and, uh, I'm not sure I can pull off the manliness and, well... Read the lyrics and tell me what you think.   
   
  &quot;Down With This Ship&quot; – An emotional ballad from the perspective of Dio Brando   
[talking]   
“UREYYYYY…. My head is killing me. Eh, how long have I been out, anyway? A month? Heh.” * joint cracking noises* “Poor JoJo’s probably so lost without me…. WHAT?! He got married--? To HER?!  MUDA MUDAAAaaAAAa! UWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!” *calm breathing* “No matter... I may not have been able to crash the wedding, but I, Dio, will personally wreck that honey moon.”   
-beat begins in distance-   
“A cruise? Oh goody. Smooth sailing, newlyweds~”    
  [rapping]    
“I’M   
GO   
ING   
DOOOOOWN   
WITH THIS SHIP   
D-D-DOOOOOOOWN WITH THIS SHIP   
JOJO X ERINA? I’LL DROWN THAT 			********		   
DIO X JOJO?  YO. THIS PAIRING’S LEGIT   
WE AIN’T GAY, WE JUST FAB-U-LOUS   
LIKE, NO HOMO, NO ONE’S STRAIGHTER THAN US   
   
WE’RE GOING DOWN WITH THIS SHIP   
D-D-DOWN WITH THIS SHIP   
BURY US ALIVE AND DROWN WITH THIS SHIP   
OPEN CASKET? HELL NO. NO ONE SEES YOU BUT ME.   
JOJO, YOU’RE SEXY. IMMA CLAIM YO BODY   
   
BEFORE I MET YOU, IT WAS JUST ME AND THE 'D'   
SHY AS A BULL, NO SKIN SHOW-ING   
I GOT YOU SO DECAPITATED AND NOW THAT I’VE GIVEN YOU HEAD   
YOU’VE GIVEN ME THE CONFIDENCE TO GET IN EVERYONE'S BED   
I’M NOT A MODEST MAIDEN   
NO, I’M A STRAIGHT-UP MAN-WHORE   
THANK YOU, JOJO, FOR HELPING ME SCORE   
   
WE’RE GOING DOWN WITH THIS SHIP   
D-D-DOWN WITH THIS SHIP   
THE FLAMES OF MY PASSION BURN IT TO BITS   
SO GO DOWN ON MY 			****		   
D-D-DOWN ON MY HIPS   
NO ONE’S EVER SEEN A BROMANCE  LIKE THIS   
TOSS ERINA OVERBOARD; BROS GOT NO NEED FOR A SIS   
NO HOMO, K? DON’T TELL DAD ABOUT THIS   
STAY STILL, JOJO, LET ME BITE YOUR LIPS—   
[SUDDENLY INTERUPTED BY JOSEPH JOESTAR]   
“OH. MY. GAWD!”
So I wrote a rap about the last scene in Phantom Blood from the perspective of Dio Brando and, uh, I'm not sure I can pull off the manliness and, well... Read the lyrics and tell me what you think.

"Down With This Ship" – An emotional ballad from the perspective of Dio Brando
[talking]
“UREYYYYY…. My head is killing me. Eh, how long have I been out, anyway? A month? Heh.” * joint cracking noises* “Poor JoJo’s probably so lost without me…. WHAT?! He got married--? To HER?! MUDA MUDAAAaaAAAa! UWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!” *calm breathing* “No matter... I may not have been able to crash the wedding, but I, Dio, will personally wreck that honey moon.”
-beat begins in distance-
“A cruise? Oh goody. Smooth sailing, newlyweds~”

[rapping]
“I’M
GO
ING
DOOOOOWN
WITH THIS SHIP
D-D-DOOOOOOOWN WITH THIS SHIP
JOJO X ERINA? I’LL DROWN THAT ********
DIO X JOJO? YO. THIS PAIRING’S LEGIT
WE AIN’T GAY, WE JUST FAB-U-LOUS
LIKE, NO HOMO, NO ONE’S STRAIGHTER THAN US

WE’RE GOING DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
D-D-DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
BURY US ALIVE AND DROWN WITH THIS SHIP
OPEN CASKET? HELL NO. NO ONE SEES YOU BUT ME.
JOJO, YOU’RE SEXY. IMMA CLAIM YO BODY

BEFORE I MET YOU, IT WAS JUST ME AND THE 'D'
SHY AS A BULL, NO SKIN SHOW-ING
I GOT YOU SO DECAPITATED AND NOW THAT I’VE GIVEN YOU HEAD
YOU’VE GIVEN ME THE CONFIDENCE TO GET IN EVERYONE'S BED
I’M NOT A MODEST MAIDEN
NO, I’M A STRAIGHT-UP MAN-WHORE
THANK YOU, JOJO, FOR HELPING ME SCORE

WE’RE GOING DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
D-D-DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
THE FLAMES OF MY PASSION BURN IT TO BITS
SO GO DOWN ON MY ****
D-D-DOWN ON MY HIPS
NO ONE’S EVER SEEN A BROMANCE LIKE THIS
TOSS ERINA OVERBOARD; BROS GOT NO NEED FOR A SIS
NO HOMO, K? DON’T TELL DAD ABOUT THIS
STAY STILL, JOJO, LET ME BITE YOUR LIPS—
[SUDDENLY INTERUPTED BY JOSEPH JOESTAR]
“OH. MY. GAWD!”
#947 to #946 - garymuthafuknoak (05/12/2015) [-]
If you don't rap this on your youtube channel you can consider me disappoint     
   
 seriously, it needs to be done. this is too good to go to waste.
If you don't rap this on your youtube channel you can consider me disappoint

seriously, it needs to be done. this is too good to go to waste.

User avatar #981 to #947 - evilicious (05/15/2015) [-]
No worries. One of my friends did it in a man-voice. Editing as we speak~
User avatar #993 to #982 - evilicious (05/15/2015) [-]
Behold the fruits of our labor! puu.sh/hNKpG.mp3
#996 to #993 - garymuthafuknoak (05/15/2015) [-]
NO ONE’S EVER SEEN A BROMANCE LIKE THIS BEFORE

******* lost it

10/10 gg no re
User avatar #994 to #993 - evilicious (05/15/2015) [-]
Wetried.jpg
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