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User avatar #1 - zameckis (01/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - garvielxloken (01/10/2013) [-]
Hello! What's up?
User avatar #3 to #2 - zameckis (01/10/2013) [-]
why, hello
hm,.., nothing much, just derping around

how about yourself sir garvielxloken?
how are you today?
User avatar #4 to #3 - garvielxloken (01/10/2013) [-]
Well i'm not up to anything at all really, mister zameckis. I'm just finishing up some interview questions, and wonderin why I got a seemingly random comment on my profile from somebody, haha.
User avatar #5 to #4 - zameckis (01/10/2013) [-]
interview for job? may luck always by yourside
eeh? you don't like to talk with random strangers ?
User avatar #6 to #5 - garvielxloken (01/10/2013) [-]
Well not exactly! I have a position on the interview board with my local police department, and we have a returning recruit that has to go through an interview before we'll let her back in and I have to come up with good questions on why we should let her back in.

Oh I love talking to random strangers, I just wanted to make sure you were one before I treated ya like one, just in case I actually knew ya somehow! That way if I did then I wouldn't make ya feel like i'd forgotten who ya were or somethin :PP
User avatar #7 to #6 - zameckis (01/10/2013) [-]
ah i see, apologize for my density

hm,.,., quite considerate of you, but i believe it's our first tiem bumping on this vast of majestic interweb.
then let's know each other better
may i ask, what are your interests?
User avatar #8 to #7 - garvielxloken (01/10/2013) [-]
Oh it's all good, you had no way of knowin anyway :P

Well, I like sunsets, happy endings, long walks on the beach....

Nah, just kidding. Well i'm big on Law Enforcement, Vidya games, and more recently I've become interested in feely-type stuff. That Katawa Shoujo game dragged me into that part. Additionally I like reading, writing (even though i'm not particularly good at it), and I guess I really, really love my country too. How 'bout yourself??
User avatar #9 to #8 - zameckis (01/10/2013) [-]
well in that case, i must watch my behavior around you
since i'm not really obedient to law hahaha
hm.,., vidya gaem.,., i stopped around 4 years ago, but still have high-affection toward rts and tbs game
ah, katawa shoujo, it's indeed quite feely i must say
reading and writing is something mandatory for human i believe
quite nationalism spirit you got there sir garvielxloken
User avatar #11 to #9 - garvielxloken (01/10/2013) [-]
That first sentence came out wrong. What I meant to say was as long as it doesn't hurt other people then it doesn't matter to me.
User avatar #10 to #9 - garvielxloken (01/10/2013) [-]
Oh, I don't really care about the law breaking thing as long as it's only affecting you and not other people negatively :P I'm sure you're not out like blowing peoples heads off and whatnot xD Rts games are nice depending on what they are, imo. I liked the older Command and Conquer games (Red Alert), along with Generals and it's Zero Hour expansion. I also like a lot of the Dawn of War games. The only time I've ever played TBS games is when I play chess, and i'm sure that doesn't even count, bahaha xD And it's not really nationalism, I mean i'm not running around screaming " 'MURICA, HERPDERP!". I just like where I live, and really respect the sacrifices my armed forces and Police/EMS/ Fire Department make for me.
User avatar #12 to #10 - zameckis (01/10/2013) [-]
hahaha, don't worry, i'm pacifist
ah red alert, dem old tiem
tbs i played back then is romance of the three kingdom
ah i see, they sure doing good deeds for others

as for my interests that i forgot to say earlier
hm.,., i'm not really sure what to say, since i tend to do anything i see fun
so it's quite random , depending on the circumstances
User avatar #13 to #12 - garvielxloken (01/10/2013) [-]
Random can be good! It means you're not doing the same thing every day, lmao. The Romance of The Three kingdoms has had a lot of games based off of it o.O Dynasty Warriors and whatnot. I've never read the book, though... >_<
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