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#16 - Why whip out the breathalyzer when you can get a confession on…  [+] (4 replies) 10/18/2016 on Dancing Cowboy +1
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#20 - Zaxplab (10/18/2016) [-]
How does that prove you're drunk? That's like when your friend in third grade said "Does your mom know you're gay?"
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#24 - garvielxloken (10/18/2016) [-]
So when a police officer thinks you're driving drunk, he/ she will wait for you to commit a traffic offense that gives them probable cause for a stop. When that officer stops the person and smells the scent of an alcoholic beverage, one of two things will happen. Either the person who's being arrested (I mean that in the most literal sense, in the US the moment you're robbed of locomotion you're considered to be under arrest until you've been released) will comply with field sobriety evaluations, or they'll refuse. If they comply, they'll carry out the evaluation and if they're drunk they won't do well during the evaluation. The traffic violation (Which will be recorded by dash cam in most instances) mixed with a comment like "I couldn't do that if I was sober" and their poor performance in the evaluation are highly to result in a DUI conviction if the drunk driver takes it to trial.
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#21 - thickpeepee (10/18/2016) [-]
The anti-insult?
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#17 - mrspi (10/18/2016) [-]
I guess that's a fair point.
#290 - It... It was a joke...  [+] (1 reply) 10/08/2016 on Punisher gonna punish 0
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#291 - spyderslicer (10/08/2016) [-]
Ooh. Well then ignore this twat behind his keyboard <_<
#17 - no step on! 10/08/2016 on Cute snek +7
#277 - You won't see them ALL again in 20 years. Just because you kil…  [+] (3 replies) 10/08/2016 on Punisher gonna punish +1
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#289 - spyderslicer (10/08/2016) [-]
I thought it was more that it isn't uncommon for children who are molested to grow up and do it to their own/other kids. The trauma fucks with them and screws them up psychologically, they might do it because they grow up believing it's naturally or because they think others need to suffer too.

When he says that he means to say he might have to put them down for doing the same sick actions their scum fuck parents did to them. Hence the 'want to get my hands on god'. Because if a god would allow us to be wired in such a way that we do what we do, he deserved to be knocked the fuck out.
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#290 - garvielxloken (10/08/2016) [-]
It... It was a joke...
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#291 - spyderslicer (10/08/2016) [-]
Ooh. Well then ignore this twat behind his keyboard <_<