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    OMG Malfoy! OMG Malfoy!
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    Grown up. Grown up.
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    Malfoy's Twitter Malfoy's Twitter
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    A Compilation Part 3 A Compilation Part 3
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    Just saying. Just saying.
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    Real Pokemon Fans Will Remember. Part 2 Real Pokemon Fans Will Remember....
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#2 - Funnyjunk sucks man. Prepare for red thumbs for that comment,… 11/05/2012 on Romney Chief 0
#331 - I'm in college now, but no, I went to a public school all my life. 10/04/2012 on Baseline Subjective Reality -1
#228 - Neither do I, but good lord, people, all the guy did was say I… 09/19/2012 on Baseline Subjective Reality -1
#224 - Ermagherd, man! Delete that first comment! It's making me fe…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2012 on Baseline Subjective Reality -1
User avatar #227 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
Nah, it's cool. I don't post comments for the thumbs, so i'm not really fussed.
User avatar #228 - garrizard (09/19/2012) [-]
Neither do I, but good lord, people, all the guy did was say I spelled Atheist wrong. And there was the shit shoving part, but who cares?
#222 - I know, society was the target in this picture. But the descr… 09/19/2012 on Baseline Subjective Reality +2
#212 - I found out I spelled it wrong last week, still haven't adapte…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2012 on Baseline Subjective Reality -1
User avatar #214 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
Also, I kind of disproved four first post with my dig at your spelling, seeing as how taking a mock-obnoxious Atheist standpoint caused me to get like 5 thumbs down instantly lol.
#1030 - Though some of them may be clever, they are sure to bring only… 09/19/2012 on Ricky at his finest again 0
#208 - I believe there's a God and ever since I have, life's been gre…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2012 on Baseline Subjective Reality -2
User avatar #219 - markthemarksman (09/19/2012) [-]
respect bro :D i feel the same
User avatar #210 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
Look, your spelling annoyed me more than your beliefs do. Doesn't that tell you I was joking? Sheesh.
User avatar #212 - garrizard (09/19/2012) [-]
I found out I spelled it wrong last week, still haven't adapted to the right way yet haha. My bad.
User avatar #214 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
Also, I kind of disproved four first post with my dig at your spelling, seeing as how taking a mock-obnoxious Atheist standpoint caused me to get like 5 thumbs down instantly lol.
#1025 - Leave FJ for a few months. Decide to give it another chance. …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2012 on Ricky at his finest again +2
User avatar #1029 - joshlol (09/19/2012) [-]
To be fair mate that's some of the better stuff to hit front page
#1045 - harleyzone (09/19/2012) [-]
I stared at this for a good minute waiting for an image to load...jerk
User avatar #1030 - garrizard (09/19/2012) [-]
Though some of them may be clever, they are sure to bring only shitstorms with them.
#1028 - fawkwayne (09/19/2012) [-]
Good riddence!
#203 - Athiest post against religion: 2000 thumbs Religious…  [+] (33 new replies) 09/19/2012 on Baseline Subjective Reality +13
User avatar #261 - firstgen (09/19/2012) [-]
well do you go to a private school? if that's the case you almost unavoidably are being fed religon, here someone posts something which is voted to be "funny" and the religous posts are voted to be "junk". its not force feeding, its peer review and there is a huge difference
User avatar #331 - garrizard (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm in college now, but no, I went to a public school all my life.
#270 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
Speaking on private schools, there are actually large non-religious private schools that keep religion separate except in cases that need to mention it unbaised - ex: mentioning the relation to religion/church and the crusades while noting the already present tension and greed for land.

It's not as many - statistically 7k vs 20k(all religions), but the non-religious ones tend to be larger due to their rarity and more popular, while religious ones are normally small unchained schools concentrated in arizona or texas.

Still retardedly expensive 100% of the time.
User avatar #273 - firstgen (09/19/2012) [-]
in australia its different, pretty much all of the private schools are christian anglican and some jewish ones and so on, no scientologist ones yet
#305 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
huntingtower is independent
#225 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
Oh no more people are atheist on Funnyjunk than Christian. If you went to a site (say, facebook) where most of the viewers were christian the exact opposite would be true.
User avatar #217 - aldheim (09/19/2012) [-]
Religion wasn't a part of this post in the slightest.
User avatar #222 - garrizard (09/19/2012) [-]
I know, society was the target in this picture. But the description was a dig at it. Op blew the message out of proportion a bit there lol.
User avatar #218 - aldheim (09/19/2012) [-]
Never mind, fuck me.
Alright.
furdabip, this picture has nothing to do with religion.
User avatar #204 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
Well seeing as how you still can't spell the word "Atheist" right, I'm guessing you still need more of our shit shoved down your throat.
User avatar #224 - garrizard (09/19/2012) [-]
Ermagherd, man! Delete that first comment! It's making me feel bad seeing all the red thumbs!
User avatar #227 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
Nah, it's cool. I don't post comments for the thumbs, so i'm not really fussed.
User avatar #228 - garrizard (09/19/2012) [-]
Neither do I, but good lord, people, all the guy did was say I spelled Atheist wrong. And there was the shit shoving part, but who cares?
#209 - theroflcer (09/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #211 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
What? He really did spell it wrong.
User avatar #213 - theroflcer (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm responding to your argument, not your grammar check.
User avatar #216 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
You mean you actually think I was being serious? Are you fucking kidding me?
User avatar #220 - theroflcer (09/19/2012) [-]
You were trying to be funny, and your comment failed at being that.
User avatar #223 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
People don't get thumbed down comments for not being not-funny on this website, they get thumbed down for being a prick. Clearly everybody thought I was being serious, or they wouldn't have expended the effort.
#229 - theroflcer (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure there are many reasons why people get thumbed down.

As you've said, they get thumbed down for being pricks.
They get thumbed down for making bullshit up or being wrong on certain subjects.
Thumbed down for trying to be funny and fail miserably,
or your comment which was correct his balanced grammar, Atheist - Athiest. There isn't any noticeable difference there.

I'll stop arguing with you hear on out.
User avatar #231 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
You're getting grammar confused with spelling. Yeah, I corrected you, so what? Thumb me down, shitlords!
User avatar #208 - garrizard (09/19/2012) [-]
I believe there's a God and ever since I have, life's been great. Am I gonna shove it down everyone's throat until they listen? No.
Am I gonna love everyone no matter the religion or non-religion? Yes.
Hope you have an awesome day tomorrow, dude I don't know.
User avatar #219 - markthemarksman (09/19/2012) [-]
respect bro :D i feel the same
User avatar #210 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
Look, your spelling annoyed me more than your beliefs do. Doesn't that tell you I was joking? Sheesh.
User avatar #212 - garrizard (09/19/2012) [-]
I found out I spelled it wrong last week, still haven't adapted to the right way yet haha. My bad.
User avatar #214 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
Also, I kind of disproved four first post with my dig at your spelling, seeing as how taking a mock-obnoxious Atheist standpoint caused me to get like 5 thumbs down instantly lol.
User avatar #206 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
Oh come on I was joking. Why all the butthurt?
User avatar #226 - markthemarksman (09/19/2012) [-]
Look dude. you can say what you want, but you cant say that your beliefs are better than mine, and #215 was right, acting high and mighty doesnt get you any respect, i love God, not his fanclub. dont judge a religion based on those people who argue, especially when they dont know what their talking about.
User avatar #230 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
I wasn't acting high and mighty, you blithering fool. Read the comment again. I was clearly self-stereotyping.
#205 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
ha good one dude! that was a pretty "sick and tight" spell check!
User avatar #207 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if you're trying to mock me or not...
#215 - anonymous (09/19/2012) [-]
NO MAN, YOUR A PRETTY COOL GUY FOR CORRECTING SOMEONES GRAMMAR. ACTING ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY AND SHIT. (SORRY CAPS TOO LAZY TO TAKE THEM OFF)
User avatar #221 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/19/2012) [-]
I actually corrected his spelling, not his grammar...... idiot.
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User avatar #7 - wookiefable (12/02/2011) [-]
u r a god make more
User avatar #8 to #7 - garrizard (12/10/2011) [-]
Not a god. Just a dude with a laptop and ms paint.
#4 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
My subscription to you has been made. Keep making awesome comics please.
My subscription to you has been made. Keep making awesome comics please.
User avatar #5 to #4 - garrizard (10/04/2011) [-]
Thanks. I will.
#6 to #5 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
YES!!!11!!
YES!!!11!!
#2 - stebok (07/25/2011) [-]
I'm sorry that some faggot stole your OC and reposted it. Now he's got almost 2k thumbs. It happens bro.
I'm sorry that some faggot stole your OC and reposted it. Now he's got almost 2k thumbs. It happens bro.
User avatar #3 to #2 - garrizard (07/25/2011) [-]
Yeah, but I dont mind sharing. Just wanted to let people know what was up. Nice pic by the way. Young Frankenstein FTW!
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