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#36 - Damn, fooled again 06/14/2014 on Netherlands to Spain Right Now +3
#34 - That's what she tells you? and you believe it?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Netherlands to Spain Right Now 0
User avatar #35 - sliverriver (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah because i have no sister.
#36 - ganjalf (06/14/2014) [-]
Damn, fooled again
#32 - That doesn't even makes sense, but I guess you don't need to m…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Netherlands to Spain Right Now 0
User avatar #33 - sliverriver (06/14/2014) [-]
That makes alot of sense, it's just that you're too fucking dumb to understand.
I said that you are not my sister because you suck alot of dick. Get it now?
User avatar #34 - ganjalf (06/14/2014) [-]
That's what she tells you? and you believe it?
User avatar #35 - sliverriver (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah because i have no sister.
#36 - ganjalf (06/14/2014) [-]
Damn, fooled again
#30 - I'm not your sister tho  [+] (6 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Netherlands to Spain Right Now +4
User avatar #31 - sliverriver (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah you're right you're not, that's why you suck so much dick.
User avatar #32 - ganjalf (06/14/2014) [-]
That doesn't even makes sense, but I guess you don't need to make sense when you're a faggot
User avatar #33 - sliverriver (06/14/2014) [-]
That makes alot of sense, it's just that you're too fucking dumb to understand.
I said that you are not my sister because you suck alot of dick. Get it now?
User avatar #34 - ganjalf (06/14/2014) [-]
That's what she tells you? and you believe it?
User avatar #35 - sliverriver (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah because i have no sister.
#36 - ganjalf (06/14/2014) [-]
Damn, fooled again
#19 - At least spain won when it actually mattered. N…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Netherlands to Spain Right Now -7
#27 - sliverriver (06/14/2014) [-]
Atleast you suck dick.
User avatar #30 - ganjalf (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm not your sister tho
User avatar #31 - sliverriver (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah you're right you're not, that's why you suck so much dick.
User avatar #32 - ganjalf (06/14/2014) [-]
That doesn't even makes sense, but I guess you don't need to make sense when you're a faggot
User avatar #33 - sliverriver (06/14/2014) [-]
That makes alot of sense, it's just that you're too fucking dumb to understand.
I said that you are not my sister because you suck alot of dick. Get it now?
User avatar #34 - ganjalf (06/14/2014) [-]
That's what she tells you? and you believe it?
User avatar #35 - sliverriver (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah because i have no sister.
#36 - ganjalf (06/14/2014) [-]
Damn, fooled again
#3 - On one side I'm amused by the hoax, on the other I'm raging fr… 06/13/2014 on This shit is cracking me up... 0
#9 - So you don't know. Good for you .  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Kyubey finds Saya 0
User avatar #10 - bestfoxgirl (06/13/2014) [-]
I will know soon enough.

plus, it's not like it's not obvious that she's some kind of evil, eh? Just like Kyubey, that little jew. Shady and suspicious from the very beginning. Don't know what exactly awaits me though, so it'll still be fun.
User avatar #17 - faggotishshit (06/13/2014) [-]
Spoiler Ahead:

Expect rape.
User avatar #46 - zenith (06/14/2014) [-]
And Cannibalism.
#5 - You didn't play Saya no Uta, did you?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Kyubey finds Saya +1
User avatar #8 - bestfoxgirl (06/13/2014) [-]
Barely started it
Real life obligations landslided on me
Now I'm trying to find some time
User avatar #9 - ganjalf (06/13/2014) [-]
So you don't know. Good for you .
User avatar #10 - bestfoxgirl (06/13/2014) [-]
I will know soon enough.

plus, it's not like it's not obvious that she's some kind of evil, eh? Just like Kyubey, that little jew. Shady and suspicious from the very beginning. Don't know what exactly awaits me though, so it'll still be fun.
User avatar #17 - faggotishshit (06/13/2014) [-]
Spoiler Ahead:

Expect rape.
User avatar #46 - zenith (06/14/2014) [-]
And Cannibalism.
#31 - oh. ok then 06/12/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 4 -1
#29 - It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 4 -1
User avatar #56 - pwnagraphy (06/12/2014) [-]
That was actually pretty good, I must say I'm impressed
User avatar #30 - thinemother (06/12/2014) [-]
I'm not i was just wondering.
User avatar #31 - ganjalf (06/12/2014) [-]
oh. ok then
#6 - YFW 06/12/2014 on remember the 60 milion! 0
#21 - Thanks Eisenhower, you're our greatest ally  [+] (33 new replies) 06/12/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 4 +33
#222 - supercookieduster (06/13/2014) [-]
oy vey, thank you goyim!
#89 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
>mfw all these compilations


Also, Ben Garrison thread? Post all art by Zyklon Ben!
#94 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #28 - thinemother (06/12/2014) [-]
Because he believes the holocaust happened?
User avatar #59 - pwnagraphy (06/12/2014) [-]
It happened, but 6 million only Jews has been debated and dis-proven many times. The people in the camps were Jews, gays, gypsies, political opponents, and some others that I can't remember off the top of my head. But what they teach in schools is that 6 million Jews died. If you compare the last censuses before the war, there were under 500,000 Jews in Europe. Not to mention the fact that the gas used, Zyclon B, is used in cleaning products today, and can be safely inhaled for up to 20 minutes before any negative side affects kick in apart from a headache

I also saw something a long ass time ago that had the math of the Holocaust done, using only Jews to get the 6 million number. It ended up being something like 1.7 Jews per minute needed to be burned, every minute, every day from 1939 to 1945, and the number even then only adds up to I believe 345,000. And even then, it takes much longer than a minute for a body to burn to ash unless you throw them into the fucking sun. 6 million is an achievable number, but not through gassing/burning, and Definitely not only Jews. Even then it's a long shot

TLR Did Jews die in the Holocaust? Yes. Was it 6 million only Jews in Europe? Not physically possible
#109 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
This is the same kind of fucked up understanding and manipulation of information that people use in those anti-vaccination posters.

Not every Jew killed in the holocaust (not even most) got gassed in the concentration camps. The camps evolved out of an attempt at efficiency and secrecy. The vast majority of Jews simply got shot and poured into mass graves. You can kill a lot of people in 1.7 minutes with bullets.
#107 - whatley (06/12/2014) [-]
This is honestly one of the most misinformed and stupid comments I've ever read.

>500,000 Jews in Europe before the Holocaust
This is just flat out wrong, estimates from the censuses put the number at around 10 million, some more.

>Zyklon B isn't damaging
Zyklon B is actually a brand name, not an actual name of the chemical. The chemical it's mostly made out of is cyanide, and causes fairly quick deaths. If you really think it can be inhaled for up to 20 minutes with no side effects then I challenge you to actually inhale some. Also if this was true why the hell would the Nazis use it to kill people with? They were good engineers and very good at killing people, I doubt they'd use such a useless chemical if it actually had the effects you claim.

>6 million Jews didn't die in gas chambers.
This is actually true, the majority of executions weren't done in gas chambers, only about a million died in chambers. But saying that it's not possible for the Nazis to gas that many is total bullshit. There are about 2 million minutes between the time the chambers in Auschwitz were installed and people started getting gassed, and the surrender of Nazi Germany. This means roughly 3 Jews would need to die a minute to achieve the number of 6 million. The longest it takes for Zyklon B is 20 minutes, it's almost always less than this but let's say it takes the longest time to kill everyone. The chambers in Auschwitz could hold 2,000 people altogether.
2,000,000 minutes divided by 20 minutes per mass execution is equal to 100,000 executions. 100,000 executions with 2000 people per execution is 200,000,000 potentially dead, and this is JUST Auschwitz. Obviously this didn't happen, as they weren't going 24/7, but it shows they were easily able to kill a million in this time spread over many camps.

tl;dr The things you said are wrong as fuck, the Holocaust isn't bullshit, saying it is is even less plausible than denying vaccines work.
#164 - rekumate (06/13/2014) [-]
Sources on the things you said? I'm still skeptical. I am technically Jewish but I don't buy into this supposed "Holocaust". I'm not sure if it did or didn't happen but I doubt its the official story taught in schools.
#229 - smurffy (06/13/2014) [-]
But muh 6 trillion...
User avatar #167 - whatley (06/13/2014) [-]
There being roughly 10,000,000 Jews in Europe before WWII is well documented, can find that anywhere.

Article on Zyklon B
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyklon_B

Actually says on that page too about gas chamber capacity, and the first tests of them. That's all the information needed for what I said really, the rest is maths.
#172 - rekumate (06/13/2014) [-]
Can't find anything on 10,000,000. There are different sources that say different things.

The thing about Zyklon B being a brand name may be true, but it doesn't add much. Do you have any sources for what you say?
User avatar #177 - whatley (06/13/2014) [-]
Population:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jewish_population_comparisons
www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10005161

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyklon_B#CITEREFPiper1994

Zyklon B is comprised mostly of hydrogen cyanide, which is prussic acid/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussic_acid

"3200mg/m^3 [3.2g/m^3] will kill a human in about 1 minute."
#178 - rekumate (06/13/2014) [-]
Do you have any sources that are compiled by non jews. Sorry for asking but I know my people well enough to know that they will lie to goyim.
User avatar #179 - whatley (06/13/2014) [-]
Pretty sure Wikipedia is run by the world, not Jews.
User avatar #310 - cedrock (06/13/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHH, Go to sleep.
#181 - rekumate (06/13/2014) [-]
The wiki citations are Jewish. Plus Wikipedia articles about Jewish related things are typically edited by Jews. I should know, I have been to one of the many Jewish seminars written about this.
User avatar #182 - whatley (06/13/2014) [-]
docs.fdrlibrary.marist.edu/psf/box52/a467cg01.html

This was by Myron Charles Taylor, American, non-Jew.
#184 - rekumate (06/13/2014) [-]
Hmmmm. Something is fishy. Btw are you Jewish.
User avatar #186 - whatley (06/13/2014) [-]
No, not at all, no Jewish ancestry, relatives, and not part of the religion.

I don't see what could be fishy either?
#187 - rekumate (06/13/2014) [-]
Then why are you defending us lol?
#223 - rollfourexplain (06/13/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 1,116**

Because the Truth is the truth and only the whole truth is the truth?

I care about it because it's mass murder on a grand scale. This is a crime that should never be repeated. It also echos with the happenings of ancient times where entire settlements and cultures were destroyed and lost because of silly land and or tribal war.
#246 - rekumate (06/13/2014) [-]
You only care about the truth your supposed to care about. My people have committed many atrocities but they always get a free pass since we fool all of you goys to think we are victims.
#231 - rollfourexplain (06/13/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,268**

Oh wow. Trips! Hallelujah!
Secretly hoping I get another good roll because of the gamblers fallacy
#123 - shoryuken (06/12/2014) [-]
#111 - anonymous (06/12/2014) [-]
I think I'm in love with you.
User avatar #79 - theshadowed (06/12/2014) [-]
>DIsproven many times

Keep using that word. I do not think you understand what it means
#55 - tugaii (06/12/2014) [-]
Yes but of course good goy i mean guy.
User avatar #35 - thegrimgenius (06/12/2014) [-]
Well, it happened, numerous died, but the Americans never captured any "death camps". Only the Soviets. Evidence from these camps, along with numerous records and such (Don't have em, but I do have others) don't match with the whole story. Same with many confessions at the trails. Here's two links, hell, one's a Jew. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Kl6RHKIQk

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2DYtbNMeSg

User avatar #29 - ganjalf (06/12/2014) [-]
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard
User avatar #56 - pwnagraphy (06/12/2014) [-]
That was actually pretty good, I must say I'm impressed
User avatar #30 - thinemother (06/12/2014) [-]
I'm not i was just wondering.
User avatar #31 - ganjalf (06/12/2014) [-]
oh. ok then
#25 - Alchemyst (06/12/2014) [-]
#14 - Picture 06/11/2014 on Every damn day 0
#12 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Spaghetti +85
#63 - Lilstow (06/12/2014) [-]
here you go!

some fucking faggot put a watermark on your gif, so i gave it chemotherapy. i cropped it.
User avatar #65 - edlias (06/12/2014) [-]
You've done God's work, son
#6 - TFW my brain can't find anything and I end up studying for real  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on When I'm bored +116
#13 - europe (06/11/2014) [-]
>tfw you end up as a successful and fullfilled human being thanks to it
User avatar #7 - sirfapaton (06/11/2014) [-]
But hey, learning something new is always good.
#1 - Comment deleted 06/11/2014 on Email Exchange -1
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Punchline 0
User avatar #11 - gainesy (06/11/2014) [-]
to be honest it never says it was the same guy, never says it was a fight, he could have just got really high and passed out...
#8 - ok, done. And now I'm looking at the fourth panel, where i… 06/10/2014 on Punchline 0
#5 - And then he lost the following figth. How ******* …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Punchline 0
User avatar #7 - fourtwentt (06/10/2014) [-]
Doesn't say he fought asshat again
#9 - ganjalf (06/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - gainesy (06/11/2014) [-]
to be honest it never says it was the same guy, never says it was a fight, he could have just got really high and passed out...
#3 - >"blacked out"  [+] (5 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Punchline 0
User avatar #4 - fourtwentt (06/10/2014) [-]
>fuck i defeated asshat
User avatar #5 - ganjalf (06/10/2014) [-]
And then he lost the following figth. How fucking hard is that to get son?
User avatar #7 - fourtwentt (06/10/2014) [-]
Doesn't say he fought asshat again
#9 - ganjalf (06/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - gainesy (06/11/2014) [-]
to be honest it never says it was the same guy, never says it was a fight, he could have just got really high and passed out...
#1 - You lost to asshat? How ******* casual c…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Punchline 0
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User avatar #8 - ganjalf (06/10/2014) [-]
ok, done.
And now I'm looking at the fourth panel, where it says "fuck I blacked out" (meaning he has lost). And the guy he lost to is- oh would you look at that? It's fucking ASSHAT
User avatar #2 - fourtwentt (06/10/2014) [-]
He defeated asshat
User avatar #3 - ganjalf (06/10/2014) [-]
>"blacked out"
User avatar #4 - fourtwentt (06/10/2014) [-]
>fuck i defeated asshat
User avatar #5 - ganjalf (06/10/2014) [-]
And then he lost the following figth. How fucking hard is that to get son?
User avatar #7 - fourtwentt (06/10/2014) [-]
Doesn't say he fought asshat again
#9 - ganjalf (06/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - gainesy (06/11/2014) [-]
to be honest it never says it was the same guy, never says it was a fight, he could have just got really high and passed out...
#15 - Yeah he blocked the entrance but he still can't get out becaus…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on My Best Friends -1
User avatar #16 - kosicandavid (06/10/2014) [-]
Oh there was a blizzard now I remember... well on the other side I also remember that Brock and Misty used Onyx (stone type that doesn' t like water ) in snowy blizzard to find hot spa....
#11 - there is nothing to burn, even if there was he's trapped under…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/10/2014 on My Best Friends +2
User avatar #23 - northway (06/10/2014) [-]
he could burn that cabbage
#26 - Wakko (06/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - kosicandavid (06/10/2014) [-]
Then why he didn' t use Charmander to get out of that snowy trap?
User avatar #14 - mitchmack (06/10/2014) [-]
He was not trapped if i remember correctly, they made a cave and blocked it up.
User avatar #15 - ganjalf (06/10/2014) [-]
Yeah he blocked the entrance but he still can't get out because there's a blizzard. So, yeah, still trapped
User avatar #16 - kosicandavid (06/10/2014) [-]
Oh there was a blizzard now I remember... well on the other side I also remember that Brock and Misty used Onyx (stone type that doesn' t like water ) in snowy blizzard to find hot spa....
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#168 to #167 - ganjalf (06/24/2014) [-]
OP delivered.
gg;wp ave duce
User avatar #163 - doopleganger (04/09/2014) [-]
Duck is that you?
User avatar #164 to #163 - ganjalf (04/10/2014) [-]
Duck is dead man, you have to accept it, and let it go
#152 to #151 - hellscythe (03/23/2014) [-]
maybe it will, so how are you doing today darling
#153 to #152 - ganjalf (03/23/2014) [-]
"absolutely nothing" wold be an euphemism
#154 to #153 - hellscythe (03/23/2014) [-]
that doesnt sound like much fun darling, maybe you should find something to entertain yourself
#155 to #154 - ganjalf (03/23/2014) [-]
I accept suggestions
#156 to #155 - hellscythe (03/23/2014) [-]
play a video game, read a book, watch a tv show, go seduce a cute girl
theres lots of things you can go do darling
#157 to #156 - ganjalf (03/23/2014) [-]
seduce a cute girl you say?
seduce a cute girl you say?
#158 to #157 - hellscythe (03/23/2014) [-]
i dont see why not
#159 to #158 - ganjalf (03/23/2014) [-]
But where do i start?
But where do i start?
#160 to #159 - hellscythe (03/23/2014) [-]
find a cute girl, who looks at you out of the corner of her eye and say "hello"
#161 to #160 - ganjalf (03/23/2014) [-]
heading out right now.   
Will be back as soon as I find one
heading out right now.
Will be back as soon as I find one
#147 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #146 - revengeforfreeze (12/02/2013) [-]
fagt love you
User avatar #145 - tittentei (11/06/2013) [-]
me (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ (◡‿◡✿) you
User avatar #140 - ganjalf (06/18/2013) [-]
joshlol
User avatar #141 to #140 - joshlol (06/18/2013) [-]
yoohoo
User avatar #144 to #141 - ganjalf (06/19/2013) [-]
dude, you ok? did you have a ******* seizure? do you want me to call an ambulance?
#143 to #141 - ganjalf (06/19/2013) [-]
dude, ******* again? I mean come on....
#142 to #141 - ganjalf (06/18/2013) [-]
stop mentioning me where I can't see the comment
stop mentioning me where I can't see the comment
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