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#9 - Gimli: "Theres so many trees... how many do you think the… 12/21/2014 on Telling it how it is, when... +58
#78 - Just saw the final one last night, it was my favorite of the t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on desc +1
User avatar #79 - rheago (12/17/2014) [-]
Yeah I felt that they used too much CGI too
It would have been so much better if they just used real things like in LOTR

#23 - And legend says the cost of the enchanted shirts was to never … 12/12/2014 on D&D Stuff Comp +3
#33 - Oh and since Tolkien writes his stuff like a history textbook,… 12/03/2014 on galgawine's profile 0
#32 - I'm 100% sure Colbert surpasses me in Tolkien knowledge, he kn…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on galgawine's profile 0
User avatar #33 - galgawine (12/03/2014) [-]
Oh and since Tolkien writes his stuff like a history textbook, we don't really know how Ancalagon was killed either. Just says that he was slain in battle and fell really hard :p
#128 - Better get started!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on She knows 0
#129 - tormain (12/02/2014) [-]
ok
#124 - idk, call me back when you're done. Don't forget.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2014 on She knows +2
#126 - tormain (12/02/2014) [-]
It might take a while
#128 - galgawine (12/02/2014) [-]
Better get started!
#129 - tormain (12/02/2014) [-]
ok
#117 - Everyone needs to just calm down and watch lord of the rings a…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/02/2014 on She knows +15
#144 - anonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
But it's not the best Jackson movie. We should all watch Jackson's masterpiece.
User avatar #259 - mondominiman (12/03/2014) [-]
What movie is that? Also is that the same set for the finale scene in Django?
#123 - tormain (12/02/2014) [-]
I don't.

I plan on reading the books though... does that count?
User avatar #133 - mrselfdestruct (12/02/2014) [-]
you're probably gonna reach retiring age by the time you finish those books. they're long as fuck. loved reading them though
User avatar #189 - tormain (12/02/2014) [-]
Gotta finish "The name of the wind" first, then "The broken eye" and by the time I'm done with that the new game of thrones will probably have released along with "The Skull Throne"...
Oh and in between I'm probably reading Spice and Wolf so yeah... Might take a while.
#124 - galgawine (12/02/2014) [-]
idk, call me back when you're done. Don't forget.
#126 - tormain (12/02/2014) [-]
It might take a while
#128 - galgawine (12/02/2014) [-]
Better get started!
#129 - tormain (12/02/2014) [-]
ok
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#31 - franklyimaperson (12/03/2014) [-]
New question, because why not, on a scale between 1 to Steven Colbert, how confident are you in your knowledge with Tolkin things, and what is and what happened to this ******* thing?
User avatar #32 to #31 - galgawine (12/03/2014) [-]
I'm 100% sure Colbert surpasses me in Tolkien knowledge, he knows more than Peter Jackson at least and thats the guy making the movies. When I make my comps and **** I usually have to go back for refreshers and double check lots of things even though I know what happened in general but in his Tolkien showdowns and interviews, he remembers a **** ton of stuff on the fly at all times, the guys impressive. I personally think I don't know any more than any other guy whos read all the books, I'm not magic.

As for the dragon, Ancalagon was the "commander" of the dragon army of Morgoth. It never actually says hes that big though, anything about his size is speculation based on the fact that when he died, he fell and destroyed three towers of Thangorodrim (mountains) which were pretty freaking big, And also he's the king dragon so naturally he'd be a big mofo.
User avatar #33 to #32 - galgawine (12/03/2014) [-]
Oh and since Tolkien writes his stuff like a history textbook, we don't really know how Ancalagon was killed either. Just says that he was slain in battle and fell really hard :p
User avatar #24 - franklyimaperson (11/25/2014) [-]
So who would you say is your favorite LotR character? It seems in the content that you really like the guy that Helm's Deep was named after (and to be fair he is a god damn pimp) but I was wondering if you had any others

On a related note, and mind I have never read any of the books (except for Hobbit), but I was wondering if there was enough info to do a comp on Théoden and his immediate family, he is (for whatever reason) my favorite character in the movies, and I just know there is some stuff missing, perhaps a little bit on Grimma Wormtonuge so I can finally figure out who the **** that guy was

Great work on the comps, either way, I love the **** out of lore
User avatar #25 to #24 - galgawine (11/25/2014) [-]
My favorite character... very hard to choose haha. If i had to narrow it down: Faramir, Boromir, and Eomer are my three favorites. They exemplify basically everything I would want to be in a person: courageous, honorable, intelligent, and loyal beyond all ******* belief. Those are guys you know you can count on and would want to have leading you into battle! I think they are all just really cool characters and badasses, their book forms are far superior to the movie versions. If you have a book available, I would only ask that you read ONE chapter from the Two Towers, "The King of the Golden Hall". Thats possibly my favorite chapter in all the books and it shows a lot of badass **** from every character in it namely, Aragorn, Gandalf, Eomer and Theoden himself. Its the scene from the movie where Gandalf sucks the evil out Theodens dick and they muster the Rohirrim
User avatar #26 to #25 - franklyimaperson (11/25/2014) [-]
I love that scene, 'YOU HAVE NO POWAH HERE!'

I'm trying to think as to why I love Theoden as much as I do, idk it is just something about this tired warrior king trying to do his best but this new evil testing his resolve and questioning his ability, I mean apparently he is like what... 70? Also, dat scene when he finds out his son died, just the emotion in that scene man, Bernard Hill played the character well
User avatar #27 to #26 - galgawine (11/25/2014) [-]
I would really recommend that chapter then, very good Theoden scene haha.(His death scene is also 10X better in the books btw!)
As Theoden dies on the fields, Eomer speaks to the soldiers:

"Mourn not overmuch! Mighty was the fallen,
meet was his ending. When his mound is raised,
women then shall weep. War now calls us!"
User avatar #28 to #27 - franklyimaperson (11/25/2014) [-]
Well he did seem to put a good fight against the Witch King, either way, I mean he decapitated a god damn Fellbeast-

I'd hate to change lanes on you, but I kinda want to know, where exactly do the Eagles come from? Like I have a buddy who summed it up as 'Gandolf and the eagles are friends, like how Gandolf is buds with Shadowfax, and they'll do him a solid if he asks kindly enough', and while I accept this, I never really understood where they actually hide out where they can basically be Gandolf's get out of jail free card (Though I recall that you said that third Wizard talked them into doing that)

And no, I won't ask why they didn't just fly to Mordor, that has always been a stupid ******* idea, even ignoring that the Eagles could probably be tempted by the ring or how the eye would have an even easier time finding them

I really do need to buy these books... I've seen a copy of all three for sale at work... hmmmm...
User avatar #30 to #28 - galgawine (11/25/2014) [-]
The Eagles are just big birds that live in middle-earth, as normal as humans, elves or dwarves really. They've been around since the first age and save Hurin in "the Children of Hurin". They live in nests in the misty mountains and like your friend says, they just do favors for the elves and Gandalf every now and then. They can see really ******* far (eagle eyed lol) and so on their patrols they see people in trouble and help out and **** . They're just kinda good guys who dont want to completely commit to the war right until the end at the black gates
#29 to #28 - franklyimaperson (11/25/2014) [-]
I apologize, I got excited and forgot that it was the daughter who did that, I guess I just imagined him doing that because, well, you know   
   
Thanks for this conversation, by the way, I found a gif for you
I apologize, I got excited and forgot that it was the daughter who did that, I guess I just imagined him doing that because, well, you know

Thanks for this conversation, by the way, I found a gif for you
#21 - hotschurl ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Hey bro, just wondering if there are gonna be any more lotr comps? please please please please please
#22 to #21 - galgawine (07/17/2014) [-]
There will be, but I can't make a promise on when sorry. Life is... hectic right now. Once 						****					 calms down and I figure myself out I'll make some more. You could always read the books in the meantime ;)
There will be, but I can't make a promise on when sorry. Life is... hectic right now. Once **** calms down and I figure myself out I'll make some more. You could always read the books in the meantime ;)
User avatar #23 to #22 - hotschurl ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
Alright, good to know. Thanks for the reply and good luck with whatever is bothering you!
#20 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
you're lotr comps are so awesome. keep on creating these. i love you
User avatar #19 - Lilmanjak (07/12/2014) [-]
you are providing me such good evenings of reading on LOTR lore. Thank you.
#17 - bulbakip (07/10/2014) [-]
Hey just wanted to say your comps on LotR are awesome and keep them up! SPANKS!
#16 - Gute (07/10/2014) [-]
You should do one on the army of the dead and their history if you haven't already.
User avatar #15 - trolliuskingtroll (07/10/2014) [-]
can u talk about the mirkwood elves and possibly dragons please?
#14 - rustlingthejimmys (07/10/2014) [-]
You should do ogres next.
You should do ogres next.
#12 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
just wanted to say thanks for taking the time to do the middle earth comps
#13 to #12 - orisinalcontent (07/09/2014) [-]
oops wasnt logged in. so yeah thanks!
User avatar #11 - hotschurl ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
Hey there,
will there be any more LotR comps? I really enjoyed those.
#8 - highclassbean (07/16/2013) [-]
here is part two, it is now gonna be the horus heresy series for a little while. if you could please upload it on the warhammer 40k channel, i am subbed to it if you need to find it. i will be sending you the desription information. and if i could be really anal please upload it somewhere arround 12 o'clock pacific coast time, i've found over the 2 years ive been here its the best time to upload things. dont worry about it if you reading this info way past the time. thanks mate you rock. also are you gonna be making another LOTR facts? really love those things.
User avatar #9 to #8 - galgawine (07/16/2013) [-]
I think you'd be good to upload this one yourself and start getting recognized and more subs. I'm also leaving for work soon so I won't be back for many hours...
User avatar #10 to #9 - highclassbean (07/16/2013) [-]
alright, thanks for letting me know, wish me luck with this post and have a good one at work
#7 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
Would a post, or a bonus in one, about the Mouth of Sauron be possible?
I've only seen the movies and know little about the guy, but he seems rad as **** .
#18 to #7 - anonymous (07/11/2014) [-]
The mouth of sauron, in my opinion, is a whiny bitch
#6 - tippidyt (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you for the lotr posts! Please keep it up!
Thank you for the lotr posts! Please keep it up!
#5 - highclassbean (07/11/2013) [-]
here is the content
#2 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
dude the part 5 of lotr... how could you do that **** . like how? your facts were wrong like a lot of them

hereby i think of you less than a human

good day.
#3 to #2 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
me again.

read other facts... dude you deresve hell for this **** you wrote... you should be ashamed

good day.
#1 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
I thank you
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