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#316 - yup! Bilbo gave him the Ring and then walked off to Rivendell …  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Choice Games Part IV 0
User avatar #317 - curveball (4 hours ago) [-]
Wow, thanks. That makes much more sense now.
#314 - Well if you are referring to the movies where Bilbo looks old …  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on Choice Games Part IV 0
User avatar #315 - curveball (4 hours ago) [-]
What do you mean by "Frodo actually owned the ring for 20 years in the Shire"? Did 20 years pass between Bilbo giving him the ring and it's destruction (I have difficulty with understanding the passing of time between events in this series)?
User avatar #316 - galgawine (4 hours ago) [-]
yup! Bilbo gave him the Ring and then walked off to Rivendell and Gandalf spent years roaming around doing wizard things and nobody even knew that it was Saurons Ring! If i remember right, Frodo was 33 when he got the Ring and then 50 when the Nazgul came for him and he had to run, so 17 years that he kept the Ring in the Shire and nobody even knew what it was.
User avatar #317 - curveball (4 hours ago) [-]
Wow, thanks. That makes much more sense now.
#19 - Thumbed for the Middle-Earth map. I trust it was all done from memory 5 hours ago on tiny artwork comp. 0
#42 - I think he has matured a lot over the course of the show, and …  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Bolin's career is just... 0
User avatar #43 - BenniEGHR (8 hours ago) [-]
the other characters of team avatar get loads of development. I just bugs me because he is my favourite character. also SS Borra was the best idea, he cared, Mako is a moody shite bag.
#63 - Awfully nice of you to loan her yours op  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on my friend tells me her... +55
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#311 - They were weaker races so they wouldn't get any of that anyway…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Choice Games Part IV +1
User avatar #313 - curveball (4 hours ago) [-]
While you're online, I thought of what might be a plot hole; shouldn't smeagol have died after Bilbo took the ring? Bilbo aged significantly after being separated from the ring for a year, Smeagol was separated from the ring for 50-60 years, and he had already had his life extended unnaturally for centuries. How did he live so long without it?
#314 - galgawine (4 hours ago) [-]
Well if you are referring to the movies where Bilbo looks old as fuck on the way to the Grey Havens in the last 10 minutes or so, there was actually 2 years passed between the destruction of the Ring and the Hobbits leaving Middle-Earth. But PRIOR to that because thats not a big difference, Frodo actually owned the Ring for around 20 years in the Shire. Also the books makes no mention of Bilbo being a decrepit old man like the movie shows, it's possible the effects of the Ring just take a long time to wear off, or they just linger for a while.
User avatar #315 - curveball (4 hours ago) [-]
What do you mean by "Frodo actually owned the ring for 20 years in the Shire"? Did 20 years pass between Bilbo giving him the ring and it's destruction (I have difficulty with understanding the passing of time between events in this series)?
User avatar #316 - galgawine (4 hours ago) [-]
yup! Bilbo gave him the Ring and then walked off to Rivendell and Gandalf spent years roaming around doing wizard things and nobody even knew that it was Saurons Ring! If i remember right, Frodo was 33 when he got the Ring and then 50 when the Nazgul came for him and he had to run, so 17 years that he kept the Ring in the Shire and nobody even knew what it was.
User avatar #317 - curveball (4 hours ago) [-]
Wow, thanks. That makes much more sense now.
#199 - Gives control over the other people who wear all the other rin…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Choice Games Part IV +9
User avatar #310 - rheago (11/27/2014) [-]
Please marry me
User avatar #300 - curveball (11/26/2014) [-]
I'm not an LOTR expert by any means, but because it was made by Sauron, I always interpreted "power" as cunning, ability to influence, coerce, or intimidate, increased willpower, motivation, mental fortitude, and determination (for cruel purposes). It doesn't seem to make people physically stronger; Bilbo's life was extended but he wasn't made physically stronger, neither were Frodo or Smeagol. Carrying the ring was described as a burden.
User avatar #311 - galgawine (11/27/2014) [-]
They were weaker races so they wouldn't get any of that anyway. The only person who has carried the Ring with the actual strength to use it was Sauron himself so we don't know what it does exactly, most things are speculation
User avatar #313 - curveball (4 hours ago) [-]
While you're online, I thought of what might be a plot hole; shouldn't smeagol have died after Bilbo took the ring? Bilbo aged significantly after being separated from the ring for a year, Smeagol was separated from the ring for 50-60 years, and he had already had his life extended unnaturally for centuries. How did he live so long without it?
#314 - galgawine (4 hours ago) [-]
Well if you are referring to the movies where Bilbo looks old as fuck on the way to the Grey Havens in the last 10 minutes or so, there was actually 2 years passed between the destruction of the Ring and the Hobbits leaving Middle-Earth. But PRIOR to that because thats not a big difference, Frodo actually owned the Ring for around 20 years in the Shire. Also the books makes no mention of Bilbo being a decrepit old man like the movie shows, it's possible the effects of the Ring just take a long time to wear off, or they just linger for a while.
User avatar #315 - curveball (4 hours ago) [-]
What do you mean by "Frodo actually owned the ring for 20 years in the Shire"? Did 20 years pass between Bilbo giving him the ring and it's destruction (I have difficulty with understanding the passing of time between events in this series)?
User avatar #316 - galgawine (4 hours ago) [-]
yup! Bilbo gave him the Ring and then walked off to Rivendell and Gandalf spent years roaming around doing wizard things and nobody even knew that it was Saurons Ring! If i remember right, Frodo was 33 when he got the Ring and then 50 when the Nazgul came for him and he had to run, so 17 years that he kept the Ring in the Shire and nobody even knew what it was.
User avatar #317 - curveball (4 hours ago) [-]
Wow, thanks. That makes much more sense now.
#26 - They don't appear to be very good looters if his **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Store owner who was robbed... 0
User avatar #84 - alcoholicsemen (11/26/2014) [-]
more like ransacking
User avatar #63 - donatelo (11/26/2014) [-]
eh..he lost merchandise, and is gonna lose operation hours. still a loss.
#60 - you say that like its a bad thing 11/25/2014 on Listen up, Funkboy. +3
#30 - The Eagles are just big birds that live in middle-earth, as no… 11/25/2014 on galgawine's profile 0
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User avatar #24 - franklyimaperson (11/25/2014) [-]
So who would you say is your favorite LotR character? It seems in the content that you really like the guy that Helm's Deep was named after (and to be fair he is a god damn pimp) but I was wondering if you had any others

On a related note, and mind I have never read any of the books (except for Hobbit), but I was wondering if there was enough info to do a comp on Théoden and his immediate family, he is (for whatever reason) my favorite character in the movies, and I just know there is some stuff missing, perhaps a little bit on Grimma Wormtonuge so I can finally figure out who the **** that guy was

Great work on the comps, either way, I love the **** out of lore
User avatar #25 to #24 - galgawine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
My favorite character... very hard to choose haha. If i had to narrow it down: Faramir, Boromir, and Eomer are my three favorites. They exemplify basically everything I would want to be in a person: courageous, honorable, intelligent, and loyal beyond all ******* belief. Those are guys you know you can count on and would want to have leading you into battle! I think they are all just really cool characters and badasses, their book forms are far superior to the movie versions. If you have a book available, I would only ask that you read ONE chapter from the Two Towers, "The King of the Golden Hall". Thats possibly my favorite chapter in all the books and it shows a lot of badass **** from every character in it namely, Aragorn, Gandalf, Eomer and Theoden himself. Its the scene from the movie where Gandalf sucks the evil out Theodens dick and they muster the Rohirrim
User avatar #26 to #25 - franklyimaperson (11/25/2014) [-]
I love that scene, 'YOU HAVE NO POWAH HERE!'

I'm trying to think as to why I love Theoden as much as I do, idk it is just something about this tired warrior king trying to do his best but this new evil testing his resolve and questioning his ability, I mean apparently he is like what... 70? Also, dat scene when he finds out his son died, just the emotion in that scene man, Bernard Hill played the character well
User avatar #27 to #26 - galgawine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I would really recommend that chapter then, very good Theoden scene haha.(His death scene is also 10X better in the books btw!)
As Theoden dies on the fields, Eomer speaks to the soldiers:

"Mourn not overmuch! Mighty was the fallen,
meet was his ending. When his mound is raised,
women then shall weep. War now calls us!"
User avatar #28 to #27 - franklyimaperson (11/25/2014) [-]
Well he did seem to put a good fight against the Witch King, either way, I mean he decapitated a god damn Fellbeast-

I'd hate to change lanes on you, but I kinda want to know, where exactly do the Eagles come from? Like I have a buddy who summed it up as 'Gandolf and the eagles are friends, like how Gandolf is buds with Shadowfax, and they'll do him a solid if he asks kindly enough', and while I accept this, I never really understood where they actually hide out where they can basically be Gandolf's get out of jail free card (Though I recall that you said that third Wizard talked them into doing that)

And no, I won't ask why they didn't just fly to Mordor, that has always been a stupid ******* idea, even ignoring that the Eagles could probably be tempted by the ring or how the eye would have an even easier time finding them

I really do need to buy these books... I've seen a copy of all three for sale at work... hmmmm...
User avatar #30 to #28 - galgawine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
The Eagles are just big birds that live in middle-earth, as normal as humans, elves or dwarves really. They've been around since the first age and save Hurin in "the Children of Hurin". They live in nests in the misty mountains and like your friend says, they just do favors for the elves and Gandalf every now and then. They can see really ******* far (eagle eyed lol) and so on their patrols they see people in trouble and help out and **** . They're just kinda good guys who dont want to completely commit to the war right until the end at the black gates
#29 to #28 - franklyimaperson (11/25/2014) [-]
I apologize, I got excited and forgot that it was the daughter who did that, I guess I just imagined him doing that because, well, you know   
   
Thanks for this conversation, by the way, I found a gif for you
I apologize, I got excited and forgot that it was the daughter who did that, I guess I just imagined him doing that because, well, you know

Thanks for this conversation, by the way, I found a gif for you
#21 - hotschurl (07/17/2014) [-]
Hey bro, just wondering if there are gonna be any more lotr comps? please please please please please
#22 to #21 - galgawine ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
There will be, but I can't make a promise on when sorry. Life is... hectic right now. Once 						****					 calms down and I figure myself out I'll make some more. You could always read the books in the meantime ;)
There will be, but I can't make a promise on when sorry. Life is... hectic right now. Once **** calms down and I figure myself out I'll make some more. You could always read the books in the meantime ;)
User avatar #23 to #22 - hotschurl (07/18/2014) [-]
Alright, good to know. Thanks for the reply and good luck with whatever is bothering you!
#20 - Womens Study Major (07/13/2014) [-]
you're lotr comps are so awesome. keep on creating these. i love you
User avatar #19 - Lilmanjak (07/12/2014) [-]
you are providing me such good evenings of reading on LOTR lore. Thank you.
#17 - bulbakip (07/10/2014) [-]
Hey just wanted to say your comps on LotR are awesome and keep them up! SPANKS!
#16 - Gute (07/10/2014) [-]
You should do one on the army of the dead and their history if you haven't already.
User avatar #15 - trolliuskingtroll (07/10/2014) [-]
can u talk about the mirkwood elves and possibly dragons please?
#14 - rustlingthejimmys (07/10/2014) [-]
You should do ogres next.
You should do ogres next.
#12 - Womens Study Major (07/09/2014) [-]
just wanted to say thanks for taking the time to do the middle earth comps
#13 to #12 - orisinalcontent (07/09/2014) [-]
oops wasnt logged in. so yeah thanks!
User avatar #11 - hotschurl (11/10/2013) [-]
Hey there,
will there be any more LotR comps? I really enjoyed those.
#8 - highclassbean (07/16/2013) [-]
here is part two, it is now gonna be the horus heresy series for a little while. if you could please upload it on the warhammer 40k channel, i am subbed to it if you need to find it. i will be sending you the desription information. and if i could be really anal please upload it somewhere arround 12 o'clock pacific coast time, i've found over the 2 years ive been here its the best time to upload things. dont worry about it if you reading this info way past the time. thanks mate you rock. also are you gonna be making another LOTR facts? really love those things.
User avatar #9 to #8 - galgawine ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
I think you'd be good to upload this one yourself and start getting recognized and more subs. I'm also leaving for work soon so I won't be back for many hours...
User avatar #10 to #9 - highclassbean (07/16/2013) [-]
alright, thanks for letting me know, wish me luck with this post and have a good one at work
#7 - EdwardNigma (07/15/2013) [-]
Would a post, or a bonus in one, about the Mouth of Sauron be possible?
I've only seen the movies and know little about the guy, but he seems rad as **** .
#18 to #7 - Womens Study Major (07/11/2014) [-]
The mouth of sauron, in my opinion, is a whiny bitch
#6 - tippidyt (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you for the lotr posts! Please keep it up!
Thank you for the lotr posts! Please keep it up!
#5 - highclassbean (07/11/2013) [-]
here is the content
#2 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2013) [-]
dude the part 5 of lotr... how could you do that **** . like how? your facts were wrong like a lot of them

hereby i think of you less than a human

good day.
#3 to #2 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2013) [-]
me again.

read other facts... dude you deresve hell for this **** you wrote... you should be ashamed

good day.
#1 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2013) [-]
I thank you
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