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    LOTR pick-up lines. LOTR pick-up lines.
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#5 - Thanks, mate.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on hum, hi 0
User avatar #6 - shagtastic (04/05/2014) [-]
No problem
#162 - That's why I said the accepted chronology, because although we…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on 2014 years since year 0 0
User avatar #163 - Shramin (01/08/2014) [-]
That doesn't even make sense when I linked you the chronology of Jesus being from between 4 and 6 >.>
#57 - There was no year 0. The accepted chronology says Jesus was bo…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2014 on 2014 years since year 0 0
User avatar #58 - Shramin (01/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #162 - galacticboner (01/08/2014) [-]
That's why I said the accepted chronology, because although we know he was born somwhere between 4 and 6 BC, we're still in 2014.
User avatar #163 - Shramin (01/08/2014) [-]
That doesn't even make sense when I linked you the chronology of Jesus being from between 4 and 6 >.>
#6 - I guess that breed of cat is called the "common european&… 12/15/2013 on My cat looks like a cat who... +3
#7 - In Europe you'll probably have a class called Moral, Ethics an… 12/15/2013 on Justgirlythings 0
#20 - One time, at a busy train station in Lisbon at 5am, I was real…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/02/2013 on How To Get Something Back +41
#110 - hudis (11/02/2013) [-]
This is why people talking about American cities always confuse the shit out of me
#112 - anisbanana (11/02/2013) [-]
I think he is not from United States because it is illegal to be drunk in public here.
#37 - manueldomingues (11/02/2013) [-]
hahah

Next to my school, also in lisbon, a few kids tried to mug me, i was 15 years old, they were 6 probably 13-14 years old. One said "Hey you, do you have an euro" and i replied "Fuck you", "what the fuck you just say to me i sw-" i interrupt him with "Piss off" and walk away. I go to the supermarket, buy my stuff (chips and coke) and return. He spots me "hey look, it´s that guy that told us to fuck ourselves". "I told you once and i tell you twice, go fuck yourself". One starts mini-pushing me (you know what it is) i give him a push back and continue walking, screaming at them that they´re already stealing from tax money and i wouldnt let them steal from my pockets too.

Anyway, that was an interesting day, i got away safely and the muggers a life lesson about taxes and welfare....

MFW muggers wanted to talk to me
#71 - Womens Study Major (11/02/2013) [-]
Uh, one just asked if he could have a tiny bit of change. Those aren't muggers, they're kids who want crisps on a week day. Do you also, by any chance, consider it molestation when someone bumps into you?
User avatar #114 - manueldomingues (11/02/2013) [-]
No, you dont understand. 3 times guys tried to mug me, 3 times the firt thing they say is "do you have an euro you can lend me".
Don´t say you they were beggars or poor little kids that need money for food, no. They´re assholes that are always at the same place waiting outside my school for some kid like me to mug him. Trust me they werent beggars they were muggers. I dont know what they do in your country but at least here in my city they start the "mugging" by asking for a coin so they dont scare you off....
#202 - Mediterranean grandmas have more moustache than that 09/20/2013 on Post About the bieb +2
#53 - To complex to explain on a guilloutine. 09/03/2013 on They took his life. 0
#128 - what about the PORTUGUESE INQUISITION. 08/28/2013 on Never change, funnyjunk 0
#85 - What you saw was a "largada", not a bullfight. 08/27/2013 on Bullfighting 0

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User avatar #10 - Flexo (05/28/2013) [-]
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#1 - blartonfairweather (08/15/2012) [-]
Hey, man. What is going on?   
   
Your name is amazing btw. Hahaha I love it.
Hey, man. What is going on?

Your name is amazing btw. Hahaha I love it.
User avatar #2 to #1 - galacticboner (08/15/2012) [-]
Hum, hi.
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