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#898573 - Brillinat. I'll quote ya 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#898537 - I feel you, bro 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#898533 - thatll tech thuse plebz 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#898530 - I do what i want  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #898532 - uve (04/21/2014) [-]
**uve deletes comment**
#898526 - Awesome. I might quote ya  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #898527 - uve (04/21/2014) [-]
use the pic, ignore the text. it was just to get attention
User avatar #898530 - gabemczombie (04/21/2014) [-]
I do what i want
User avatar #898532 - uve (04/21/2014) [-]
**uve deletes comment**
#898525 - I will mention the **** out of your name 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#898522 - Not with your cock? 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#898513 - I'm holding a speech thingy about other worlds. So i decided t…  [+] (20 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #898619 - ilieksheep (04/21/2014) [-]
I game cause I can, and mainly because my dad got me playing a SNES at a very young age.
Now I do it to pass time if I'm not out places with mates or at work. See the world no differently to anyone else I suppose either really. Well aside from the fact stupid people bug me but that's likely because I'm intolerant as fuck.
User avatar #898567 - squalllionhart (04/21/2014) [-]
I play because well simply for fun
our world is pretty boring compared to almost any in a video game
don't get me wrong our world has it's beauty and i'd love to see some of it one day but lets face it most of never will outside of pictures so i turn to video games to escape my boring reality
User avatar #898573 - gabemczombie (04/21/2014) [-]
Brillinat. I'll quote ya
User avatar #898551 - finblob (04/21/2014) [-]
because im bored and its fun
User avatar #898544 - awesomedewd (04/21/2014) [-]
Cause I can do things I could never do in real life.
I can occasionally also do them with friends, what makes it even more fun.
It's a interesting thing I can talk about with my friends.
User avatar #898536 - dragondust (04/21/2014) [-]
I game because reality is cruel and video games help me to escape, or at least take my mind of it.
User avatar #898537 - gabemczombie (04/21/2014) [-]
I feel you, bro
User avatar #898528 - sonnyboii (04/21/2014) [-]
1Cuz not gaming is for casuals

2 Fucking casuals
User avatar #898533 - gabemczombie (04/21/2014) [-]
thatll tech thuse plebz
#898524 - uve (04/21/2014) [-]
to escape harsh reality, to break free of society restrictions
to finally be the hero you wanted to be as a child
to travel the world to travel worlds, bigger and better than ours
all while sitting in front of a computer

to meet with friends without leaving your chair
to meet people from around the world with a few clicks.

gaming is love, gaming is life

to pwn 12 year olds on cod

pic related, my actual quote
User avatar #898526 - gabemczombie (04/21/2014) [-]
Awesome. I might quote ya
User avatar #898527 - uve (04/21/2014) [-]
use the pic, ignore the text. it was just to get attention
User avatar #898530 - gabemczombie (04/21/2014) [-]
I do what i want
User avatar #898532 - uve (04/21/2014) [-]
**uve deletes comment**
User avatar #898523 - gonnafag (04/21/2014) [-]
I play for escapism and to rapidly pass time

You better mention my name
User avatar #898525 - gabemczombie (04/21/2014) [-]
I will mention the fuck out of your name
User avatar #898521 - yuvesh (04/21/2014) [-]
niganiganiganiganiganiganiganiagniaganaiganasgdaujefefhojnbhlrgjgbfn nnagsdnggagaggagaga
User avatar #898520 - awesomerninjathing (04/21/2014) [-]
shits fun nigga lmao
User avatar #898519 - Gonnafly (04/21/2014) [-]
For entertainment and to pass time and with my eyes.
User avatar #898522 - gabemczombie (04/21/2014) [-]
Not with your cock?
#898512 - I thought it was pretty great 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#99 - What happened next 04/19/2014 on Hold on, let me pull the... +1

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#19 - gabemczombie (10/06/2013) [-]
stickied by gabemczombie
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#189 - bluzzerstream (04/10/2014) [-]
Look at your bed
Now look at me
Look at your window
Now look at me
Look at your Fj level
Now look at me
#191 to #190 - bluzzerstream (04/10/2014) [-]
Look at your FJ level
Now look at me


<--me
#187 - bluzzerstream (04/03/2014) [-]
[spoiler] [spoiler]   [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
[spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
#186 - bluzzerstream has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #168 - konradkurze (03/25/2014) [-]
give me your FJ points before you have an accident
User avatar #170 to #169 - konradkurze (03/25/2014) [-]
*makes you a burger the size of a car tyre*
trade please
User avatar #172 to #171 - konradkurze (03/25/2014) [-]
*stabs you in the heart with a steak*
User avatar #174 to #173 - konradkurze (03/25/2014) [-]
*dyes your hair purple*
#182 to #181 - konradkurze (03/25/2014) [-]
Drugs
Drugs everywhere
#165 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
GABE!!!!   
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED   
   
   
btw can i please have your fj points
GABE!!!!
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED


btw can i please have your fj points
#166 to #165 - gabemczombie (03/13/2014) [-]
You won't get my fj points mofo
You won't get my fj points mofo
#159 - bluzzerstream (03/12/2014) [-]
Read the Os as in mooo
#160 to #159 - gabemczombie (03/12/2014) [-]
That's nice bro    
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 This gif is so broken
That's nice bro









































































This gif is so broken
#161 to #160 - bluzzerstream (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll be waiting
I'll be waiting
#162 to #161 - gabemczombie (03/12/2014) [-]
I don't have any more
#163 to #162 - bluzzerstream (03/12/2014) [-]
Well, neither do I...    
   
But you can have this
Well, neither do I...

But you can have this
#156 to #155 - gabemczombie (03/11/2014) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PROFILE!?
#157 to #156 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [-]
Drinking juice
Drinking juice
User avatar #144 - revengeforfreeze (03/02/2014) [-]
om du inte känner för att avslöja förstår jag men bor du vid centrum? eller bor du typ, långt ute vid bonnaviddarna?
User avatar #145 to #144 - gabemczombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Bonna vidarna gissar jag. Vid villa området iallafall
User avatar #146 to #145 - revengeforfreeze (03/02/2014) [-]
samma på ett ungefär men jag bor där man kör ut ur lund typ, vid partajservice grejen och gymmet :­)
User avatar #147 to #146 - gabemczombie (03/02/2014) [-]
City gross?
User avatar #148 to #147 - revengeforfreeze (03/02/2014) [-]
njaa nää.. gymmet heter.. 24 hour workout, du tänker nog på mås träningscenter
User avatar #149 to #148 - gabemczombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Kanske det. Jag lämnar inte precis mitt hus
User avatar #150 to #149 - revengeforfreeze (03/02/2014) [-]
>känslan när hikikomori
User avatar #151 to #150 - gabemczombie (03/02/2014) [-]
>Känslan när staffanstorp
User avatar #152 to #151 - revengeforfreeze (03/02/2014) [-]
sant.. inte mycket att göra här...
User avatar #153 to #152 - gabemczombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Precis
User avatar #138 - bluzzerstream (02/23/2014) [-]
Soon you won't be such a pure win anymore! Your fortune will fade (rhcp ref) and you shall dress in black destined to the sail the sea, not as a pirate but as a ninja pirate!
User avatar #139 to #138 - gabemczombie (02/23/2014) [-]
Your threats shan't work on me, doinitrite!
User avatar #140 to #139 - bluzzerstream (02/23/2014) [-]
JUST WAIT, when the thumbtide has risen to it's limit, your title won't be so strutting
User avatar #141 to #140 - gabemczombie (02/23/2014) [-]
We shall see, Worm...
#142 to #141 - bluzzerstream (02/23/2014) [-]
&quot;Futon worm&quot;
"Futon worm"
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User avatar #34 to #33 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
I do indeed
User avatar #35 to #34 - countrystrong ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Yeah..
User avatar #36 to #35 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
You look good
User avatar #38 to #36 - countrystrong ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
please don't be one of those ******** that spam someone's picture all over the site
User avatar #39 to #38 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
Why would i do that?
User avatar #40 to #39 - countrystrong ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you would. But I know there's people on here who would do that
User avatar #41 to #40 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
For what purpose?
User avatar #42 to #41 - countrystrong ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Who knows? I just don't like the idea of it
User avatar #43 to #42 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
I see...
User avatar #44 to #43 - countrystrong ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Yeah. I don't typically let anyone see my pictures for that reason. And also because I don't feel like they are good enough pictures. I'm not the most photogenic person
User avatar #45 to #44 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
I see...
User avatar #46 to #45 - countrystrong ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Exactly
User avatar #47 to #46 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
I'll add you, if you don't mind?
User avatar #48 to #47 - countrystrong ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
To your friend list? I'm already on it
User avatar #50 to #48 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
OH RIGHT
User avatar #51 to #49 - countrystrong ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
I was one of the people who tried to give you advice when you had problems with those two girls? haha
User avatar #52 to #51 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
I remember now :3
User avatar #53 to #52 - countrystrong ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Good
User avatar #60 to #53 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
Have fun
User avatar #58 to #53 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
I can't respond to your new comments... In any case i do hope so
User avatar #59 to #58 - countrystrong ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
I know you will. I have to go visit my grandma now, but I will probably be back on in about an hour or so haha talk to you then
User avatar #56 to #53 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
Odd... Can't reply to that comment. Anyhow I didn't pursue any of them, lost interest in one of 'em and the other said i was friendzoned. I don't know if she was kidding but... Eh
User avatar #57 to #56 - countrystrong ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh well. I bet you'll find someone good eventually
User avatar #54 to #53 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
Quite. That problem is gone now tho.
User avatar #55 to #54 - countrystrong ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Which one did you go after? or did you not go after either
User avatar #37 to #36 - countrystrong ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Thank you
#23 - konradkurze (11/14/2013) [-]
a day in the life of gabemczombie
User avatar #24 to #23 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
And i'm even swedish...
User avatar #25 to #24 - konradkurze (11/14/2013) [-]
ill play some Abba while the two of them get busy on you
#29 to #27 - konradkurze (11/14/2013) [-]
and be warned
Admin wont be gentle with your mouth
User avatar #30 to #29 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
Isn't he asian?
User avatar #31 to #30 - konradkurze (11/14/2013) [-]
its admin
its pretty sure he spent some of the money he makes off this site to get a penis enlargement
User avatar #72 to #31 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Dude. How did you get coloured text?
#73 to #72 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
because Admin is a cool guy who keeps his promises
User avatar #75 to #74 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
you just gotta get OC over 500 thumbs

also helped my OC was about admin....he even reposted it himself
User avatar #77 to #76 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
come on Swede
you havent submitted OC for 4 months
GET TO IT
#78 to #77 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
But swedes are the sons and daughters of vikings... That means stealing and plundering
But swedes are the sons and daughters of vikings... That means stealing and plundering
#79 to #78 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
not anymore

nowadays its all about being gay and looking pretty
#80 to #79 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
HEY Not everyone in this 						*******					 country is from the capital.. Or a douchebag for that matter
HEY Not everyone in this ******* country is from the capital.. Or a douchebag for that matter
User avatar #136 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
safe as in boring and nothing that could harm you
User avatar #137 to #136 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say nothing. We have a lot of over-privleged kids that could probably try to fight you.
User avatar #134 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
so whats there to do in sweden nowadays
what makes sweden fun
User avatar #135 to #134 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Nothing.
It's a pretty safe country... WHich is nice
User avatar #132 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user timbittwo **
this is your new lover

LOVE THEM
User avatar #133 to #132 - timbittwo (02/15/2014) [-]


lol
User avatar #130 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
let me guess....youre single
User avatar #128 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
well maybe if you swedes took cares of womens sexual needs maybe theyd be less annoying
User avatar #126 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
jealous of gay guys....
oh gabe
#127 to #126 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Who isn't jealous of gay guys? They don't have to deal with females
User avatar #124 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
so 'not gay but pretty close'

and how come its apparently just stockholm that has a major gay population
User avatar #125 to #124 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Because those rich sons of bitches are annoying as balls. They act like they're so superiour
User avatar #122 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
* claims not to be gay
* acts very gay

oh Gabe.....do you even know what you are
#123 to #122 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Comftrable enough with my sexuality to act gay
#121 to #120 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
I was refering to you
I was refering to you
#118 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
sweden will make america gay one day
#119 to #118 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
They're not the first on the list.
They're not the first on the list.
User avatar #116 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
im a bundle of sticks?
User avatar #117 to #116 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Of course. What else would you be?
#114 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
*sings*
I like Swedish Sparkle Party
User avatar #112 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
* room in ass
* 'not' gay

.......right.....
User avatar #110 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
you dont have a gun, i dumped in in russia completely ***** , remember
User avatar #111 to #110 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
My anus is roomy
User avatar #108 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
*gets a pack of skunks, feeds them mating drugs to get them really horny, then sets them loose after you*
User avatar #109 to #108 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
*Shoots the ******* *
User avatar #106 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
*dumps you ***** in the middle of russia*

have a nice walk home...
wake me up when you get back
User avatar #104 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
youre Lady GabeGabe

dance for the Fins
#105 to #104 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Nope
Nope
User avatar #102 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
*dresses you upo like Lady Gaga and makes you dance on the finnish border*
#103 to #102 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Wait what?
Wait what?
User avatar #98 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
anyway, bedtime for me
User avatar #99 to #98 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Damn whore
#96 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
*puts you in a headlock and noogies*   
   
okay teasing over..ill be good now Gabe   
   
GABE
*puts you in a headlock and noogies*

okay teasing over..ill be good now Gabe

GABE
#97 to #96 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
So noy you know who i truly am?
So noy you know who i truly am?
User avatar #94 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
peanut butter swede

*enter comment about swedes liking the 'nuts*
#92 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #38430 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE **
you in real life
User avatar #93 to #92 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #90 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
as long as youre not kebab dark
User avatar #91 to #90 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Of course i'm not kebab dark. I'm still swedish, i just have genes that make me tan easily
User avatar #88 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
still fair skinned right

so brown hair and eyes...more finnish
User avatar #89 to #88 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
I'm rather tanned for a white guy
#86 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
oh sweden
you gay nigguh
User avatar #87 to #86 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Tfw i'm brown haired and brown eyed
#84 to #83 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
it gets worse

Sweden is land of kebabs
User avatar #81 to #80 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Capitol*
#17 - bluzzerstream (09/25/2013) [-]
An odd way of telling someone happy birthday
User avatar #18 to #17 - gabemczombie (09/27/2013) [-]
IT WORKS NEVERTHELESS
#16 - monsquaz (08/20/2013) [-]






Don't hate hitler because of ww2,
hate him for his kawaii-ness.
User avatar #13 - bluzzerstream (06/17/2013) [-]
Get on skype *****
User avatar #14 to #13 - gabemczombie (06/17/2013) [-]
Who is this again? ._.
User avatar #15 to #14 - bluzzerstream (06/17/2013) [-]
I am the sum total of everything that went before me, of all I have been seen done, of everything done-to-me. I am everyone everything whose being-in-the-world affected was affected by mine. I am anything that happens after I'm gone which would not have happened if I had not come.
#66 to #65 - bluzzerstream (01/06/2014) [-]
i'm sorry
i'm sorry
#68 to #67 - bluzzerstream (01/06/2014) [-]
Last one, then
Last one, then
User avatar #69 to #68 - gabemczombie (01/06/2014) [-]
Oh god what the ****
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