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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: zico2707
Consoles Owned: PC, PS4, PS2, PS1, DS, PSP
Video Games Played: Too many
X-box Gamertag: gabe2k12
Interests: Interesting things
Date Signed Up:3/13/2012
Last Login:6/24/2016
Location:Paisley Scotland
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#3 - Gotta go fast  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2016 on Excuse Me +165
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#30 - daredevizz (03/04/2016) [-]
#28 - theoneaboveall (03/04/2016) [-]
It reminded me of this
In b4 animu trash
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#32 - blueboysixnine (03/04/2016) [-]
Nichijou was a masterpiece of comedy engineering
#25 - oldschoolnerd (03/04/2016) [-]
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
#1401951 - Thumb God Simulator 03/01/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1401947 - ╔═╦╗╔╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ Does anyone know how t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1401950 - nickypickle (03/01/2016) [-]
but what videogame is this
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#1401951 - gabek (03/01/2016) [-]
Thumb God Simulator
#141 - As someone who has never played the game and doesn't intend to…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on pricefield is hella canon +1
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#151 - tenorkitsune (01/03/2016) [-]
The game takes "Butterfly Effect" theory and throws it into a bucket of toxic waste, in that the MC's time powers causes compounding butterfly effects, and by the end of the game, it results in mother earth getting pissed af and causing this unnatural class 5 tornado to come storming through the city. The two endings reflect on this.

If you decide to save chloe, you choose not to go back in time to before it all started, and the whole city is destroyed via hella tornado.

If you decide to save the city, the answer is to go back in time right before the point where you first used your time powers to save chloe's life, and then not use the time powers, since those were what caused the tornado in the first place, resulting in chloe getting killed.
#1369745 - If Elite is better I think I'll just upgrade to Horizons instead then.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1369780 - unikornking (12/22/2015) [-]
Dunno where the fuck this guy is getting this info, Elite is the real dev trying to starve you of all of your money. The ships he's talking about that you can buy with real money are only there as a bonus "thank you" to people that want to donate a shit ton to the games development, kind of like the people that donate thousands to kickstarter campaigns.
#1369740 - The ship deal sounds decent. How does this game compare to Eli…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1369744 - geothermal (12/22/2015) [-]
Its buggy as hell, based on microtransactions and its difficult to find space combat.

Tbh Elite Dangerous is better

but Star Citizen on minimum graphics works ok on my computer while elite dangerous turns it into a toaster
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#1369745 - gabek (12/22/2015) [-]
If Elite is better I think I'll just upgrade to Horizons instead then.
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#1369780 - unikornking (12/22/2015) [-]
Dunno where the fuck this guy is getting this info, Elite is the real dev trying to starve you of all of your money. The ships he's talking about that you can buy with real money are only there as a bonus "thank you" to people that want to donate a shit ton to the games development, kind of like the people that donate thousands to kickstarter campaigns.
#1369732 - So you pay for this game and then either grind your arse off f…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1369736 - geothermal (12/22/2015) [-]
The game is standard a one time charge, however if you purchase a ship before owning the game, you get the game for free aswell.
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#1369740 - gabek (12/22/2015) [-]
The ship deal sounds decent. How does this game compare to Elite: Dangerous?
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#1369744 - geothermal (12/22/2015) [-]
Its buggy as hell, based on microtransactions and its difficult to find space combat.

Tbh Elite Dangerous is better

but Star Citizen on minimum graphics works ok on my computer while elite dangerous turns it into a toaster
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#1369745 - gabek (12/22/2015) [-]
If Elite is better I think I'll just upgrade to Horizons instead then.
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#1369780 - unikornking (12/22/2015) [-]
Dunno where the fuck this guy is getting this info, Elite is the real dev trying to starve you of all of your money. The ships he's talking about that you can buy with real money are only there as a bonus "thank you" to people that want to donate a shit ton to the games development, kind of like the people that donate thousands to kickstarter campaigns.
#1369723 - Who the **** spends 250 quid on a dinky bit of code with flash…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1369729 - geothermal (12/22/2015) [-]
Some you can, some you cant. The ones you can are specifically made to be really hard to earn.
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#1369732 - gabek (12/22/2015) [-]
So you pay for this game and then either grind your arse off for more ships or pay for them?
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#1369736 - geothermal (12/22/2015) [-]
The game is standard a one time charge, however if you purchase a ship before owning the game, you get the game for free aswell.
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#1369740 - gabek (12/22/2015) [-]
The ship deal sounds decent. How does this game compare to Elite: Dangerous?
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#1369744 - geothermal (12/22/2015) [-]
Its buggy as hell, based on microtransactions and its difficult to find space combat.

Tbh Elite Dangerous is better

but Star Citizen on minimum graphics works ok on my computer while elite dangerous turns it into a toaster
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#1369745 - gabek (12/22/2015) [-]
If Elite is better I think I'll just upgrade to Horizons instead then.
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#1369780 - unikornking (12/22/2015) [-]
Dunno where the fuck this guy is getting this info, Elite is the real dev trying to starve you of all of your money. The ships he's talking about that you can buy with real money are only there as a bonus "thank you" to people that want to donate a shit ton to the games development, kind of like the people that donate thousands to kickstarter campaigns.
#1369707 - How does that ******* work out?  [+] (11 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1369714 - geothermal (12/22/2015) [-]
You have to buy insurance on the Hull, cargo and upgrades of your ship in order to keep it when it gets destroyed. Its not too expensive, and it comes free for some months with most ships that cost real money from the store.

I have a Mustang Alpha that came with 3 months of free full insurance, and i bought another month for a very small amount of UEC's. Its not expensive, its not hard, its well known that you should have insurance....

But this guy must have either been entirely broke, too lazy or really fucking dumb to take a 250$ ship anywhere without insurance.
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#1369734 - sonnyboii (12/22/2015) [-]
Dont think it ever dissapears in alpha/beta. Youll have them for release
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#1369735 - geothermal (12/22/2015) [-]
Thats for all ships owned before 2013 i think
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#1369723 - gabek (12/22/2015) [-]
Who the fuck spends 250 quid on a dinky bit of code with flashing lights and then doesn't insure it?

Also can you get those ships without real life currency?
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#1369729 - geothermal (12/22/2015) [-]
Some you can, some you cant. The ones you can are specifically made to be really hard to earn.
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#1369732 - gabek (12/22/2015) [-]
So you pay for this game and then either grind your arse off for more ships or pay for them?
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#1369736 - geothermal (12/22/2015) [-]
The game is standard a one time charge, however if you purchase a ship before owning the game, you get the game for free aswell.
User avatar
#1369740 - gabek (12/22/2015) [-]
The ship deal sounds decent. How does this game compare to Elite: Dangerous?
User avatar
#1369744 - geothermal (12/22/2015) [-]
Its buggy as hell, based on microtransactions and its difficult to find space combat.

Tbh Elite Dangerous is better

but Star Citizen on minimum graphics works ok on my computer while elite dangerous turns it into a toaster
User avatar
#1369745 - gabek (12/22/2015) [-]
If Elite is better I think I'll just upgrade to Horizons instead then.
User avatar
#1369780 - unikornking (12/22/2015) [-]
Dunno where the fuck this guy is getting this info, Elite is the real dev trying to starve you of all of your money. The ships he's talking about that you can buy with real money are only there as a bonus "thank you" to people that want to donate a shit ton to the games development, kind of like the people that donate thousands to kickstarter campaigns.
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