fuzzy lumpkins

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Gender: male
Age: 41
Date Signed Up:8/06/2009
Last Login:8/20/2015
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    oh no oh no
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    funny bird funny bird
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    When you see it When you see it
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    Web MD Web MD
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    i could be anything i could be anything

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#81 - So you mean to tell me that my cat thinks that I, the person w… 08/07/2015 on Dog person here +14
#51 - Man, people on this sight are really judgy about stretched ear…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2015 on Worth It! +7
User avatar #80 - leifbunny (08/01/2015) [-]
I'd gladly stop judging if the typical wearer wasn't such a whiny, self absorbed twat who demands you notice it, only to get pissed when you're underwhelmed at their AMAZING FASHION SENSE.
#47 - I don't have a reaction pic that accurately describes my emoti… 07/19/2015 on No girlfriend comics 0
#169 - More. I want more. 06/01/2015 on Deep shizzle, muh brizzle +1
#33 - Picture 05/20/2015 on windows to the universe +6
#72 - I was just at the convention pictured here, I saw that guy. Th… 05/20/2015 on Arstotzka is best country... +5
#31 - They are identical twins, they look exactly alike except for s… 05/19/2015 on a man can dream 0
#16 - I'm dating a twin, and her twin sisters body is drastically di…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/19/2015 on a man can dream +69
#76 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
So... you're saying body size doesn't depend on genetics? triggered
User avatar #50 - megapepsifreak (05/19/2015) [-]
how the fuck did you ask her out?
#30 - BLOCKATIEL (05/19/2015) [-]
Well there is different types of twins...

For example, identical twins are caused from one fertilized egg splitting into two. Also, the gender is always the same and as the name suggests, they are nearly identical.

What you're describing are fraternal twins. Fraternal twins are caused by two different sperm fertilizing two different eggs. Which as you can guess, means the complete opposite of the points I mentioned of identical twins.
#55 - anon (05/19/2015) [-]
not necessarily. Nurture determines appearance too. Although gentically they are the same, one may have grown taller due to food they ate, gained more weight, broke their nose when young, etc...
User avatar #41 - thetoxicketchup (05/19/2015) [-]
Yes, but there are also other factors like scars, stretch marks, metabolism, growth rate, varying hormone levels, and all that complicated stuff. Just because they share genes doesn't mean they're completely identical in every respect.
User avatar #42 - BLOCKATIEL (05/19/2015) [-]
Oh no, never said they were. "Nearly" identical are the words I used. Identical twins will look nearly identical but obviously both are subjected to different paths of life that will result in slight changes, but normally, height, eye color, natural hair color, and many other features are exact.
User avatar #35 - Pein (05/19/2015) [-]
Maternal and Paternal*
User avatar #43 - BLOCKATIEL (05/19/2015) [-]
Uhhh what? The definition I stated is literally that of "Fraternal Twins"
#31 - fuzzy lumpkins (05/19/2015) [-]
They are identical twins, they look exactly alike except for some parts of their bodies.
For example, one has a significantly larger ass than the other, as well as larger breasts. So I can only assume that while they look exactly alike clothed, they would look drastically different naked. Gif unrelated.
User avatar #23 - assassindash (05/19/2015) [-]

Do you know this because the other one has a different boob size, or because you have seen the other one naked?
#27 - RidgeRacer (05/19/2015) [-]
the other one was probably fat.
#32 - assassindash (05/19/2015) [-]
**assassindash used "*roll picture*"**
**assassindash rolled image**

But that's health, not genetic....
#395 - Have you ever studied a creative field? Like really studied on… 04/09/2015 on Photography Woes +1
#228 - Just because your girlfriend was in an easy program doesn't me…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Photography Woes +2
User avatar #502 - pappanoodles (04/09/2015) [-]
i do believe that 95% of the people with either a university or university of applied science degree or skill level that would apply to a photography would graduate easily. and the 5% would still be able to learn the techniques with ease , but they would be too autistic to be artistic in their work

and i think like maybe 5% of the photography people can do vice versa and that's just because that 5% should be doin university but photography is just their dream

not saying that what you are saying isn't true

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