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#43 - Stannis the ******* Mannis 06/11/2014 on Lannisters +4
#38 - Damn straight. 01/31/2014 on dadittude 0
#13 - Oh, thank you 01/23/2014 on I don't ussually make... 0
#11 - what game is that?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2014 on I don't ussually make... 0
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#12 - tehnukecomes (01/23/2014) [-]
dead space 3
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#19 - lastweek (01/23/2014) [-]
I was so happy when there was a chance the bitch died, then she came back... I don't remember the name of player 2's character but damn he was a good bro.
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#20 - elynichujy (01/23/2014) [-]
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#13 - furyr (01/23/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you
#5 - How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Even Real* 11/19/2013 on Jaden Smith +7
#7 - appearently the box itself is weightless  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Boots +22
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#15 - niklamacz (11/13/2013) [-]
What if I told you that each boot can have a different weight?

for example 20 boots, each weighing 1 kg will totally weigh 20 kg and a different kind of boots, each weighing 0.9 kg in a 2 kg box will also weigh 20 kg including the box
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#12 - anonymoose (11/13/2013) [-]
It's the future. Why would they NOT try and invent weightless boxes to make transporting loads lighter.
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#8 - olmesy (11/13/2013) [-]
I know what you were thinking when you made that comment, I've done it myself before but that was just unnecessary
#4 - Yeah, me and my friends calls it "Kampdruk" which is… 10/30/2013 on That awkward moment at a party 0
#2 - In Denmark we have these things called pre-parties... You and …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2013 on That awkward moment at a party +1
#6 - Welshhobo (10/30/2013) [-]
We have those things in .... Oh wait everyone all over the world fucking has them - theyre called pre-drinks. Its also called not being a stupid fuck and wasting all your money on ridiculously expensive club drinks.
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#5 - savstad (10/30/2013) [-]
Norway reporting in. We call it "Vors" or "Vorspiel".
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#3 - infernalinsolence (10/30/2013) [-]
We do that in the UK too. Except people call it binge drinking.
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#4 - furyr (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, me and my friends calls it "Kampdruk" which is translated to Competetive Drinking I guess...
#12 - KERBE, if I'm not mistaken. :v 10/02/2013 on Oh Google! 0
#5 - Studies actually show that being fat, is the best way of looking fat. 09/12/2013 on Doctors hate this guy! +4
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#25 to #24 - furyr (11/10/2012) [-]
holy ******* yes! i love you <3
#22 - zombiestookmybike (09/12/2012) [-]
hey man,

i see you recently got to front page with your 'baking' post. i don't know where you got it from, but i would like to know. i originally posted it after i saw that facebook post on lamebook, and then added the dog and the caption myself a few weeks ago. i'm not mad at you for posting something you just found, because i've done it myself, although some credit would be nice if you're taking it to front page.

#23 to #22 - furyr (10/11/2012) [-]
oh ****, sorry, i just now saw your post... I can't remember :/ Sorry man
#15 - dvdstvns (09/03/2012) [-]
You still looking for Kony's runaway soldiers?
#16 to #15 - furyr (09/03/2012) [-]
Sure thing, I am assembling a niglet army
#17 to #16 - dvdstvns (09/03/2012) [-]
Lol nice, well what would you be willing to trade for mine? I think I have a few
#18 to #17 - furyr (09/03/2012) [-]
Sure thing, as I stated, I don't really care about the rest of my items, you just trade whatever you want for them small niglets <3
#19 to #18 - dvdstvns (09/03/2012) [-]
I'll give you 1 of them for your Easy E, and then I'll just trade the other two for like coal or something, so basically 3 soldiers for Easy E?
#21 to #19 - furyr (09/03/2012) [-]
Feel free to trade with me again, if you get more of them :)
#20 to #19 - furyr (09/03/2012) [-]
Sure thing :)
#12 - mytrakytra (03/17/2012) [-]
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#11 - SoundGood (10/28/2011) [-]
Yeah sorry about the post, I took it down since I didn't know!
#1 - Compootor (10/26/2011) [-]
I would have mentioned the Danish, but the original settlers in Iceland were all Norwegian, and by connection Swedish, so mostly the official origin of the Icelandic people is thought to be from Norwegian roots, mostly. Barely any Danish at all. I have lived in Denmark though, I'll be moving to Norway Next year too, so I only have Sweden left and then I'll have lived everywhere too, so I think I'm pretty much on my way to being a Bad ass Viking :D
#2 to #1 - furyr (10/26/2011) [-]
Indeed! Good luck becoming a real viking:) And thanks for that history lesson... (Really, i'm serious, didn't know that) :D I am also a dane, and we were just known for our vikingry:P
#3 to #2 - Compootor (10/26/2011) [-]
I actually went back a few weeks ago and looked on the Internet Database called "Íslendinga Bók" which is like a website that allows you to trace your ancestry back as far as you like. I traced my bloodline back all the way to Ingólfr Arnarson, who was the first Icelandic Settler. His son, the first permanent resident born in Iceland is therefore my Great x11 Grandfather :D

If you like history lessons you'll be interested to know that Ingólfr sailed for Iceland and when land was in sight, he threw his high seat pillars (a sign of his being a chieftain) overboard and promised to settle where the gods decided to bring them ashore. Two of his slaves then searched the coasts for three years before finding the pillars in the small bay which eventually became Reykjavík.
#4 to #3 - furyr (10/26/2011) [-]
Honestly i have never heard about that, until now:) Am i very wrong if i say that they called Iceland, Iceland because they wanted to hide it's riches, and Greenland, Greenland because they wanted people to go away from Iceland... I dunno if that made any sense :P
#5 to #4 - Compootor (10/26/2011) [-]
You're close. Erik, The man who discovered Greenland knew that since he was the discoverer, he had legal rights to the land he found. In essence, he was king of Greenland because he found it. So he wanted some people to rule over.. But how could he get people to move to Greenland when it was such a cold, barren wasteland?

He named it Greenland. Boom. People flocked to the ships, "We wanna go to Greenland!" They all scream. Then they show up on Greenland's shores and notice that it's just a big hunk of Ice floating in the ocean. They were pissed at Erik, but there was nothing they could do because Sailing a ship across the Atlantic ocean was dangerous enough with a hundred other people. Let alone doing it all by yourself.
#6 to #5 - furyr (10/26/2011) [-]
The first troll <3 Literally Lol'd :P Got detention though... :D Still worth it! Thanks fellow Nordic guy:P
#7 to #6 - Compootor (10/26/2011) [-]
Got Detention? D:

:P It's not as if It's a bother educating the north about our shared history :D
#8 to #7 - furyr (10/26/2011) [-]
Have to make some homework anyways, so that's okay :D
#9 to #8 - Compootor (10/26/2011) [-]
Where are you from in Denmark, anyway? :D
#10 to #9 - furyr (10/26/2011) [-]
Around Copenhagen:)