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|#237 - I still say 4 or 5 of these...||07/24/2015 on Butt me||0|
|#32046 - ****** right it is, that show was my jam back then.||07/22/2015 on Television - cartoon...||+1|
|#32040 - Holy **** I haven't seen that face probably in about 15… [+] (2 new replies)||07/22/2015 on Television - cartoon...||+1|
|#257 - We can man make "organic" material, how are they dif…||07/21/2015 on skynet will soon be...||0|
|#11 - I got my first pair of glasses around age 16. I put them on, l… [+] (46 new replies)||07/11/2015 on Baby can see clearly now||+574|
#178 - Blargosnarf (07/12/2015) [-]
For the longest time I went without glasses, my eyesight was always not the best, we tried glasses when I was in third grade but they didn't seem to do much. It culminated when I entered middle school, my sight seemed to worsen to the point I couldn't read the white board in the front row of the desks. It took four doctors, three clinics, and five different pairs of glasses and/or contacts to realize that I have a double stigmatism, with either one being way different. My left eye is far sighted, trying to see things up close with it hurts my head, my right is the opposite, but far objects were just blurs that I could ignore. Because I went so long without corrections, and my eyes were different, my brain had begun to use them separately, my left for far, my right for near, the one not in use just kind of... turned off. I was using my right far more than I was using my left, for reading, playing with toys, etc. that my left is now lazy because of it, it tends to drift to the upper left if I don't concentrate it back into position, even then it's hard to keep it in a straight position for any length of time.
...and that's the amazingly interesting story of my eyes, I will have to enjoy them for now because in all likelyhood they'll only get worse, and then my choices would be corrective surgery, or Prof. Farnsworth glasses.
#173 - zeropunt (07/12/2015) [-]
I got mine around 13 years old. My teacher noticed I squinted a lot, but I didn't notice after so long doing it she told my mom I needed them. I got glasses and was amazed. My grades improved because my teacher occasionally wrote with yellow markers and I could finally see what she was writing.
#119 - elcreepo (07/11/2015) [-]
I got mine at 2 or 3 years old.
For the first time in my life I realized that nothing has an intangible double and that there's definition on wall paint.
Of course my eyes healed over the course of time due to longterm glasses use, even after I've had doctors say "oh it probably won't happen at this point."
I can remember the day I passed that vision test with near perfect vision... I was so thrilled to be able to see without my glasses.
Sad thing is though, I can't make my eye turn in and freak people out anymore and haven't been able to for years. But still, it's a miracle.
#101 - medzebra (07/11/2015) [-]
I had the same feeling. And the thing is, it's so mindblowing because you never even realise before then that everything is supposed to look that way. You're just used to the blurry version and kinda assume that's just how it is, so when you put the glasses on for the first time it's like discovering an entirely new way of perceiving things.
It's fuckin rad.
#79 - anon (07/11/2015) [-]
I had a patient the other day who hadn't really even seen her 4 year old's face... she cried when I put her prescription on...
#32 - balzac (07/11/2015) [-]
That hit me hard too, got them around 16. The biggest "what the fuck" moment was when I saw a car going left to right, but it wasn't just left to right, it was left to a slightly closer to me right. My right eye was completely shitnuggets so I had practically no depth perception but never knew until I got glasses.
#19 - anon (07/11/2015) [-]
Wait you mean you can see individual blades of grass from inside a window? Fuck I might need glasses
#110 - hetzerdk (07/11/2015) [-]
Depends on person. If you have fucked up eyes like i have, you need lotta money for lenses. Not because my eyes are that bad, only -4 maximum, but i need hardened ones because of some opticsmumbojumbo, which leads to that 3 months of lenses would cost as much as the Zeiss glasses (pretty good glass) in my current 3 year old glasses.
#77 - anon (07/11/2015) [-]
Ever consider contact lenses?
#17 - anon (07/11/2015) [-]
I remember the day I got mine.... it was a good day. =]
|#68 - IDK... seems kinda fake... how does such a tiny lady, who seem…||07/11/2015 on Oh God||0|
|#1318 - Such a tiny girl, I doubt her arms are long enough to shoulder…||07/10/2015 on Roll to beat John Cena||+1|
|#60 - Sure, but that doesn't really correlate with his message of &q…||07/10/2015 on Finally! a Pope that acts...||+2|
|#54 - Yeah but just like the Tyrell lady said, there are hundreds of… [+] (3 new replies)||07/10/2015 on Finally! a Pope that acts...||+3|
#86 - animationhac (07/11/2015) [-]
funnyjunkyeahyeah is right. I hate Cercei but this power she foolishly gave to them is horrible. Yeah she got her just desserts but honestly its ruining a lot more than just her. Because even if being gay was legal in the city now its illegal and punishable because its against the religion. He is mainly targeting the royals even if they are good people probably because he himself most likely hates the royal families.
|#3 - Maybe he rides fast enough that the sun will never set for him. [+] (6 new replies)||07/09/2015 on (untitled)||+22|
#13 - thebaseballexpert (07/09/2015) [-]