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That reply space runs out too quickly X)
Lol, my brother tries cooking but 99.9% of the time he burns whatever he's making :')
Yeah, while some of us have to deal with that horrible Underground! ;)
'Swings and roundabouts'...
Oh wow really again? :') We get lost in this conversation too easily! xD
Haha, well at least he tries! My brother doesn't bother doing anything but play MY XBOX and leave me sat here usually bored on my laptop.
And lol, that's true! I feel sorry for you haha! :P
FJ just can't handle it :L
Mine won't even let me near his Xbox, even though I paid for the games ;__;
Lol, surprisingly enough I actually prefer the Underground to those damn buses.
Haha yeah! xD
And yeah, as long as my brother is here, I get nowhere near the xbox even though it's my xbox and my games! It's really annoying. He sleeps on the sofa but he hangs around in my room all day on my xbox and my tv >_<
And haha, I suppose that's true! The buses near me are actually quite good in the weekdays, the weekends they are terrible!
My brother can be such an ungrateful sod XD
The buses here are terrible every minute of every day :(
I could say the same thing lol He has no appreciation for the fact that my parents took him back in so easily. He doesn't even pay any rent or anything, just lives here for free and he's 23 in august!
The buses here are generally good and on time but when they're late, they pretty much NEVER turn up! Seriously, I was waiting for two hours at the bus stop once before I decided to walk! :S (Maybe I should have made the decision earlier than that!)
My mum wants him to get a job, or ELSE! *Eastenders music*
LOL I think I'd have given up after about 30 minutes!
I don't watch eastenders so for all I know you could actually be on that show :L (I'm fairly sure you aren't) My brother has a job but it's not guaranteed hours, it's a cleaning job at the hospital and he goes in when someone else is off. But he gets £50 dole money if he doesn't work more than 15 hours a week so he has money, my parents just don't get any of it!!
I thought about it, but I had this thought that as soon as I started walking, the bus would catch me up and drive straight past me and I'd feel ****.
Plus I was going to college so no rush!! ;D
Lol, I secretly work at the BBC ;)
Well at least he's getting some money :L
I get that feeling sometimes, it makes me feel so paranoid...
*gasp* trying to be late for college? tut-tut! ;D
I'd love to say the same but If there was a tv show based on Derby it'd be so boring! "This weeks episode, Dave buys the wrong newspaper and Jim writes a strongly worded letter. Meanwhile, Tom visits Funnyjunk and desperately tries to justify having a stupid full name"
I wouldn't watch that :L
And true, but he wastes it on stupid things so he might as well not earn anything!
Haha, I'm incredibly paranoid! But in the words of Kurt Cobain "Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you" xD
And, of course not! ;D But I did miss a few buses on purpose on my first day because I couldn't be arsed with it and I wanted to go to sixth form and not college so I was having a bit of a strop! :P Well, 3 grade u AS levels later, I still think 6th form would have been better for me!!
What about a special episode of The Archers? :L
lol, mine buys racing games and silly jackets
that's actually made me a little more paranoid X)
isn't there anything you can do? won't they ever let you switch to sixth form?
Haha, no thanks! It'd be like watching emmerdale but MUCH more boring... :P I like it like that though, quiet! xD
My brother just buys t-shirts and games that he can't complete without my help because I have to search up everytime he has a problem! Even if I'm busy, I have to solve his bloody game problems! Oh yeah, and buys me download fest tickets but that's not silly... ;D
Haha, it's a funny observation more than anything. They aren't after you!!! XD
And my family won't let me. They're convinced that college is better... They'll see when my results come back :P
LOL, we're Emmerdale fans in my house! ;)
Those tickets make up for everything :L
;__; I know they are, somehow...
sure they won't just kill you? :P
Oh well, if you were wondering how I talk, it's like that... My mum watches it and I hear stuff I say on there and it's weird... Nobody says those things except people from Derby and people on Emmerdale xD
Yeah, they totally do! I can't wait for it, 6th June- 11th june :P Camping and music XD
And no they aren't! ;D My parents will kill me when the results come back but I've heard all the **** they have to say, had all the punishments and all that ****. Biggest punishment they've given me is dooming me to fail my A levels and that's worse than anything they can do now :P
omg that's awesome! :')
camping scared me as a kid, I always had nightmares D:
I can sense them! <.< >.>
lol, so I suppose you're sort of safe
Haha, Northerners: we have great accents but we moan about everything!! That's the deal we agreed with the devil ;P
Haha, aww! :') I've never been camping but I know I won't get much sleep with a field full of drunk festival goers shouting things all night! But that's okay because I'll be one of them, and I'll join in xD
And well if you're so sure... Maybe you're right.... ;D
Haha, yeah, exactly! I have bigger problems than that in the grand scheme of things! :P
Lucky you, some of my mates at school voted that the Northern accent is the sexiest :')
What if they vomit everywhere because of the alcohol? yuck >.<
So what do you study?
I love accents, but my own sounds boring at this stage! We have a good accent, but it sound boring now :P Derby is technically north, but it isn't really! We have the accent but it's still midlands! I dunno though, I think I'd like your accent, Londoners and that area have a good accent! Just as long as you keep away from essex... That's... That's a totally different place... xD
And yeah, they will, but it's a big field, and plenty of space :P
I study English Literature, History and ICT. I love English lit and history because they're major interests of mine, but ICT I REALLY regret taking... :L
Well let's just say we Londoners don't all speak like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins :')
ooh, what if bunnies appear? :3
I LOVE history! :D
I want to do German/Spanish, Classics and Classical Archaeology at Uni ^^
Haha, fair enough! xD I just like all accents really, I like accents that aren't my own :')
Haha, I doubt that! I don't think that bunnies are fans of rock/metal music! ;D
Same! History has always been one of my favourite subjects because it's interesting :D Plus, I did american history this year, so I can come on funnyjunk and educate some stupid americans on their own country! xD
Do you speak German or Spanish then? I remember trying to learn Spanish and I was useless :P
I like Welsh accents! :3
what about that bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? :L
:') the humiliation they shall face when they're corrected about their own country!
I do GCSE Spanish and I'm quite good, but I'd also like to learn German :D
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