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Date Signed Up:7/07/2012
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:Lima Peru
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#489 - Thanks for your sympathy. I don't get targeted as much as I us…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on scams to watch out for 0
User avatar #490 - greenpyro (07/24/2014) [-]
No prob. Eventually people notice you're now a local and not a tourist so they'll mess with you less. Just don't wander the big cities at night alone....or go out during huge soccer games. Idk why be shit hits the fan when that happens
#16 - We got Qdoba in Baltimore, MD. That's as East as you can get! 07/23/2014 on smart 0
#58 - As a blonde American living in Peru, I get this shit all the t…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/23/2014 on scams to watch out for +73
#432 - greenpyro (07/23/2014) [-]
Peruvian here, and let me say that I used to be a pickpocket, among other things, when I was a kid. So of course you don't need me to tell you this, but the fact that you're different than everyone else, you stand out, thus making you a target for theft/assault. Like most developing countries, we tend to view Americans, or white people in general as being automatically rich, and gullible. So even outside of Peru, you'll still be targeted, you just need to learn the tricks, and also be an asshole or become heartless when it comes to sob stories or beggars. Oh and being tall or built also helps, intimidation will get you freebies a lot. Peruvians tend not to be big or strong anyways. Sorry to hear that you've been targeted a lot though
#489 - fuckyouiamcat (07/24/2014) [-]
Thanks for your sympathy. I don't get targeted as much as I used to. Someone told me recently, "There's a difference between a dumb tourist and a foreigner who lives in that country."

That cuy-for-a-mouse in your pic just made me splurt inca kola out of my nose. Thanks!
User avatar #490 - greenpyro (07/24/2014) [-]
No prob. Eventually people notice you're now a local and not a tourist so they'll mess with you less. Just don't wander the big cities at night alone....or go out during huge soccer games. Idk why be shit hits the fan when that happens
#270 - ninjaspawn (07/23/2014) [-]
you see instead of taking the little kid to the address you either kidnap them or take them to the police.

as for this little old lady you pick her up and swing her at this strong bag stealing guy or get like a purse with straps of steel
#232 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
Taser the bitch.
User avatar #123 - mendelevium (07/23/2014) [-]
I bet if guns were legal there that wouldn't be happening.
Just saying.
User avatar #151 - ljxjlos (07/23/2014) [-]
Obviously not...people would just get your stuff at gunpoint in that case.
User avatar #204 - mendelevium (07/23/2014) [-]
Clearly you dont understand how gun laws work.
They dont give just anyone a gun.
#268 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's impossible to bypass a psychological evaluation, and people who have no serious criminal background cannot possibly use a gun irresponsibly or for criminal activity.
User avatar #205 - ljxjlos (07/23/2014) [-]
What country are you talking about? Because in america that´s basically how it is.
User avatar #207 - mendelevium (07/23/2014) [-]
k m8, good luck with that.

#190 - drizztrocks (07/23/2014) [-]
The reason shit like this happens alot less in America is because you'll get shot out here. Guns are legal nigga, don't fucks with the Hoover Street nigga's 304-692-444 Ventura street Blood Mafia Syndicate Crip Disciples nigga. We don't fucks around.
#157 - alexkarino (07/23/2014) [-]
>implying they don't already.
User avatar #158 - ljxjlos (07/23/2014) [-]
I don´t know about other countries, but it nearly never happens in germany...
#1807 - **fuckyouiamcat rolled image ** hello, child! 07/21/2014 on Pregnancy 0
#524 - Why did this get so many red thumbs?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on Addy Avatar +2
#682 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
Because band wagoning retards.
#38 - I think maybe this is a nurse shark...one of the few that can … 07/14/2014 on diver senpai is so gentle 0
#63 - oh my intense bodylove cyriak scares me. 07/14/2014 on Nuclear fallout +1
#75 - Are you sure? They're nice and toasty inside. 07/14/2014 on great life hack! 0
#57 - Not if I'm down to my last $5. (although your right, those thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on great life hack! 0
User avatar #58 - lifesavers (07/13/2014) [-]
I'd rather not be intensely bodyloved by a sandwich press, sorry.
#75 - fuckyouiamcat (07/14/2014) [-]
Are you sure? They're nice and toasty inside.
#9 - I finally kinda get to use this. 07/11/2014 on Bombagooscooties +4

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#4 - johnylingo ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Merry whatever doesn't offend you

here is a picture of my cat when he was a wee lad
User avatar #2 - peru (12/09/2012) [-]
stahp mentioning me
#3 to #2 - fuckyouiamcat (12/09/2012) [-]
Maybe you shouldn't have named yourself after a fucking country.
User avatar #5 to #3 - peru (01/02/2013) [-]
but iz cul
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