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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: non
Steam Profile: iliketehcake
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Games
X-box Gamertag: i like teh cake
PSN: fuck no
Interests: you, me, lets be friends
Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
Last Login:7/27/2015
Location:Places
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6610
Comment Ranking:#6466
Highest Content Rank:#167
Highest Comment Rank:#582
Content Thumbs: 37579 total,  40738 ,  3159
Comment Thumbs: 10454 total,  11213 ,  759
Content Level Progress: 11.9% (119/1000)
Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:7
Content Views:1705909
Times Content Favorited:4223 times
Total Comments Made:2829
FJ Points:30041
Favorite Tags: funny (11) | Junk (11) | from (2) | FUNNYJUNK (2)

latest user's comments

#32 - That's pretty fringy . He's what's called a "s…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Guy thinks he knows the law +18
User avatar #61 - xtremehivoltage (03/30/2015) [-]
Please go into further detail
#104 - xexion (03/30/2015) [-]
So apparently through a lot of legal bullshit, Sovereign citizens claim that they have given up their citizenship (of the USA) so that they do not fall underneath federal jurisdiction.
rationalwiki.org/wiki/Sovereign_citizen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_citizen_movement
#107 - hamplanet (03/30/2015) [-]
Yeah. Bunch of dumbasses. Too bad jurisdiction is mainly decided by geographical position. If you are inside the US, you fall under US law (with a few exceptions like political immunity). If a US citizen commits a crime here in germany, he will be brought before a german court, not a US one. How do they even get these ideas?
#108 - xexion (03/30/2015) [-]
I'd honestly say they get these ideas from misreadings of laws, lack of education, susceptibility to manipulation, and the general idea that laws are way too bloated, and complicated for anyone to deal with.
#109 - hamplanet (03/30/2015) [-]
Yeah we have something similar here: There are some germans that really think germany is not a sovereign nation because we don't have a constitution because what is used as our constitution is called "Grundgesetz" (something along the lines of "Basic Law") and not "Verfassung". And along those lines, they really think that all laws in germany are null. Dumbasses.
#110 - xexion (03/30/2015) [-]
Honestly the best argument against that is one along the lines of: "The law of the land is that which the people choose it to be. There are like 6 of you who think your interpretation is correct, vs millions who think you're on crack"
#70 - anon (03/30/2015) [-]
i'm curious aswell. what's the history behind this?
#363 - Oh man, I'm A-ok with that. 03/29/2015 on Roll for ur GF 0
#361 - ** ****** used "*roll 1, 0-9*"** ** ****** rolls 4**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Roll for ur GF 0
User avatar #363 - fuckya (03/29/2015) [-]
Oh man, I'm A-ok with that.
#60 - Blood and Iron! 03/29/2015 on German empire memes 0
#41 - Your reaction folder works on the same principle. 03/29/2015 on GOD DAMMIT 0
#9 - It's mincing mocking birds. I can redrop or I'll just link… 03/27/2015 on Birds of prey comp 0
#11 - Not enough willis 03/26/2015 on /k/omp +2
#25 - I'm 6'7".One of my exs is 4'7". It honestly made… 03/26/2015 on Tinder 0
#54 - The first cat we started taking care of died today. 03/25/2015 on Click here to smile +1
#7 - Whichever one you want out of the list below. 03/25/2015 on fattymac's profile 0
#75 - It's beautiful. 03/25/2015 on fuckya's profile 0
#9 - Reminds me of Aaron Beck.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Something I just finished +3
User avatar #11 - nexuiz (03/25/2015) [-]
I love his work, Keloid is the fucking sexiest shit I've seen in a while in terms of design.
#27 - cigma (03/26/2015) [-]
go to vimeo first, then search for keloid...ugh...
User avatar #30 - nexuiz (03/26/2015) [-]
Sorry, that was a bit rude. I was not referring to the pic above. I watched keloid on release. I follow him actively. I was referring to it as a whole. Its a sexy fuckig video.
#36 - cigma (03/26/2015) [-]
I guess "ugh" comes off as very disdain in english, again I forgot to mention that when I searched "keloid" on google it showed me people with skin diseases, that why the wrote "ugh" at the end.
User avatar #37 - nexuiz (03/26/2015) [-]
Oh lol, my bad
User avatar #29 - nexuiz (03/26/2015) [-]
Who the fuck are you talking too?
#62 - >M16 Master Race That jams >SA80 Master Race … 03/25/2015 on First Person Shooter Rule +1
#11 - I got more if you want 'em. 03/25/2015 on Close Enough. 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Close Enough. 0
#11 - fuckya (03/25/2015) [-]
I got more if you want 'em.
#9 - Like srs  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Close Enough. 0
#10 - fuckya (03/25/2015) [-]
#11 - fuckya (03/25/2015) [-]
I got more if you want 'em.
#8 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Close Enough. 0
#9 - fuckya (03/25/2015) [-]
Like srs
#10 - fuckya (03/25/2015) [-]
#11 - fuckya (03/25/2015) [-]
I got more if you want 'em.
#7 - I got a bunch of survival stuff m8  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Close Enough. 0
#8 - fuckya (03/25/2015) [-]
#9 - fuckya (03/25/2015) [-]
Like srs
#10 - fuckya (03/25/2015) [-]
#11 - fuckya (03/25/2015) [-]
I got more if you want 'em.
#35 - Might like this guy too 03/24/2015 on How should I publish stuff?... +1
#36 - CIS scum best scum! Death to feminists! Allahu Ackbar! 03/21/2015 on I'll scream top comment on... 0
#365544 - Down, in my toilet. Taking a **** . 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#365138 - Picture 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL -1
#365020 - Picture 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL -1
#40 - >really bro I don't know why, but I lost my **** 03/21/2015 on CringeComp #1 0
#364399 - You can only troll so far. 03/21/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0

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User avatar #71 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
What do you want for those points?
User avatar #72 to #71 - fuckya (03/07/2015) [-]
I want nothing. I want to sell my stuff.
User avatar #73 to #72 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
So you're not selling your points at all?
User avatar #70 - friedgreenpomatoes (11/10/2014) [-]
Very poor choice of text color.
#54 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
u wana git jacked punk ass mark
User avatar #55 to #54 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Come @ me m8y
#56 to #55 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** ill cum at you and in you knah i meen
User avatar #57 to #56 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
***** , my blak ass be redy.
ill fukin cut u
#58 to #57 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
ye boii cut my dickhole while i b splittin dem asscheeks son

ill reward u with sum o dat red semen mane
User avatar #59 to #58 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
nyet
#60 to #59 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
i dont speak chinese fool the **** is you sayin ******
#61 to #60 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Srs do, do I know you?
#62 to #61 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
fuk if i know ***** i cant even remember my password after a few days fool
#64 to #63 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
dat medical kush b fukkin ****** up ya feel me playa
User avatar #65 to #64 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
kush never ****** me up bad yo
neither did the salvia, acid, mdma
#67 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
salvia for str8 bustas
#66 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** try smokin 800 grams in 3 months ***** salvia is **** doe
User avatar #68 to #66 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Shiet mayn. That's a lotta cashflow you got.
#69 to #68 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** i didn't pay shiet i got these babies
#36 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like your butter don't you ya whore.
#37 to #36 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
Lay it on me big boy.
Lay it on me big boy.
#38 to #37 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such doge with many bread. Bountiful like lord doge.
#40 to #39 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
What about bananas?
#41 to #40 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
Get that fruity **** out of here.
#42 to #41 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like fruit huh? you kinky 5 a day whore.
#43 to #42 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I will rape you to death.
#44 to #43 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
There's more seed where that came from. You like planting your seed mmmm
#45 to #44 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't know what that is. I havent eaten in 21 hours. I wanna eat it.
#46 to #45 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How about a prwn sandwich?
#48 to #47 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How bout some delicious grilled chees and bacon?
#49 to #48 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I... I can make that right now...
I'm going to eat now.
#51 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you love jesus?
#50 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
NO you're not you ******* whore you're going to sit here and love some more bread you dirty yeast whore.
User avatar #52 to #50 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I made waffles.
#53 to #52 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
************ wffles are not bread. Get that **** out and have some beans on toast.
#34 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have some bread fgit
#32 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
#33 to #32 - fuckya (06/20/2014) [-]
Thank you for the bread. I return to you hotdogs with buns and a cat.
User avatar #27 - salihzzz (01/26/2014) [-]
can you ask your mom if she'll be home tonight?
And can you tell her the giant dragon dildo store is closed, so she'll just have to do with the XXXXL she bought last week.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fuckya (01/27/2014) [-]
why so angry?
User avatar #29 to #28 - salihzzz (01/27/2014) [-]
because penis is a verb
User avatar #25 - fluffylittlebunny (08/09/2013) [-]
Thank you for the chocolat.
User avatar #26 to #25 - fuckya (08/09/2013) [-]
NP m8
#21 - hken (06/20/2013) [-]
Why don't you reply to the snapchats you get? You posted some **** on here to give you our worst - I haven't gotten a single reply from you. I don't know if you've even looked at them.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fuckya (06/20/2013) [-]
I actually gave you a snapchat of some other guy who posted his on FJ a while ago.

mine is teh_cake
#23 to #22 - hken (06/21/2013) [-]
The one I got was "justinmhood" - I have been sending pics relentlessly without proof of human life.. :<

User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckya (06/21/2013) [-]
Yea, he did that.
#4 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
#5 to #4 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
strange. it appears to be missing some of the intros i think...
#6 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
#8 to #6 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Sweet god. That's great.   
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
Sweet god. That's great.
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
#9 to #8 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
this is where i found most of mine...   
   

			
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this is where i found most of mine...

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#10 to #9 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
fukkin tumblr   
   
iliketumblrbecauseboobs
fukkin tumblr

iliketumblrbecauseboobs
#11 to #10 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
#12 to #11 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.   
   
once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.

once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
#13 to #12 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i noticed
yeah. i noticed
#14 to #13 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah, boobs   
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
yeah, boobs
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
#16 to #14 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
#17 to #16 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
#18 to #17 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. it wasn't cool.
yeah. it wasn't cool.
#19 to #18 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
But hey, now it's summer.
But hey, now it's summer.
#20 to #19 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
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#1 - suddenlypotatoes (05/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
AW. thanks man!
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