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fuckya

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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: non
Steam Profile: iliketehcake
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Games
X-box Gamertag: i like teh cake
PSN: fuck no
Interests: you, me, lets be friends
Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
Last Login:7/27/2015
Location:Places
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6611
Comment Ranking:#6471
Highest Content Rank:#167
Highest Comment Rank:#582
Content Thumbs: 37579 total,  40738 ,  3159
Comment Thumbs: 10454 total,  11213 ,  759
Content Level Progress: 11.9% (119/1000)
Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:7
Content Views:1705924
Times Content Favorited:4223 times
Total Comments Made:2829
FJ Points:30041
Favorite Tags: funny (11) | Junk (11) | from (2) | FUNNYJUNK (2)

latest user's comments

#75 - They're trying to trick you into jury duty. You know the syste… 03/06/2015 on Jury Duty 0
#8 - For all your spider removal needs. 03/06/2015 on [Incoherent screaming] +2
#3 - That was the most erotic thing I've heard. 03/06/2015 on /k/ bodyloving 0
#3 - I'm not gunna lie, I actually love the dildo reference in anti…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2015 on They learn early +8
#10 - xxxos (03/07/2015) [-]
Actually, it means he owns a gun (that they need to keep away from childred), and she owns didos, because he can't satisfy her. Gun as an compensation for something, is not the bang she wants.
User avatar #7 - hudis (03/07/2015) [-]
Why wouldn't you lock up your gun if you have kids?
User avatar #8 - pokemonstheshiz (03/07/2015) [-]
because people are idiots
#6 - gangbangtime (03/07/2015) [-]
This isn't anti-gun? It's just saying to lock up your guns. that's not anti-gun, that's common sense.
#4 - anon (03/06/2015) [-]
That's totally the underlying message. Most of fj is cringey beta fucks who talk about sex with no actual experience.
#5 - turbanmasher (03/07/2015) [-]
Talks shit about fjers being beta; Posts as anon.
#5 - What does she and Kalashnikov have in common? Poor T… 03/06/2015 on Privilege 0
#7 - Picture of source. 03/06/2015 on Americans and Chaos 0
#36 - I don't care if they act gay as long as they aren't flaunting …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2015 on The Dangers of Twiter +10
User avatar #39 - superanonymouspers (03/06/2015) [-]
Exactly as he said. You don't see straight couples jumping around shouthing, "MAN IT'S GREAT TO BE STRAIGHT!" and then go on a total make out session right there in the middle of the street.
#73 - anon (03/06/2015) [-]
I've seen plenty of straight couples running around and sloppily kissing, some even straight up dry humping each other. In fact the "I love being gay!" gay people don't seem to exist in a lot of my country. Probably because we haven't spent years telling them that they can't marry and that they're wrong.
#6 - I'm actually made uncomfortable by gays probably due to …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/06/2015 on The Dangers of Twiter +40
#35 - anon (03/06/2015) [-]
"I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public" is pretty much what you just said, but with the roles reversed. If a guy is proud of his sexuality, then let him be proud of his sexuality. But this is probably really biased coming from someone who crossdresses a lot and has a girlfriend who tops him.
User avatar #36 - fuckya (03/06/2015) [-]
I don't care if they act gay as long as they aren't flaunting it around. Just like how I don't mind religious people unless they're flaunting it. I'm huge pro-guns, but if you're Open Carrying an AR just to flaunt it, you're as much of a dick as the bible thumper or the queers. You can dress up as a girl(?) all you want, and unless you walk around going, "Hey do I look like a chick? You've been tricked, I'm a man!", you're cool on my slate.
User avatar #39 - superanonymouspers (03/06/2015) [-]
Exactly as he said. You don't see straight couples jumping around shouthing, "MAN IT'S GREAT TO BE STRAIGHT!" and then go on a total make out session right there in the middle of the street.
#73 - anon (03/06/2015) [-]
I've seen plenty of straight couples running around and sloppily kissing, some even straight up dry humping each other. In fact the "I love being gay!" gay people don't seem to exist in a lot of my country. Probably because we haven't spent years telling them that they can't marry and that they're wrong.
#14 - travishein (03/06/2015) [-]
Thanks for saying "waving the gay around." Now I've got this image stuck in my head.
#93 - Eichimaru (03/06/2015) [-]
Holy shit! Is that the fucking cocksaber (The Penetrator) from Saint's row?!

My um... friend would like to know where to get one.
User avatar #110 - travishein (03/07/2015) [-]
#9 - ******* Leopards dude.Pure sex.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Eye Vs Tank +36
#17 - lindstrom (03/06/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah!
Myself former tank commander on the Leo 2.. Oooooh such a nice tank to drive around and shoot shit up with
#29 - tangedal (03/06/2015) [-]
In swe army? If so you bastards have that super advanced navigation system right?
I weren't in the tank division though(artillery ma, norwegian.) and just recall hearing something about it.
#128 - lindstrom (03/09/2015) [-]
Myself didn't have this fancy nav system but just old standard paper maps. The nav system was introduced to the swedish army the year after I left. I did see some of the prototypes in action and it was very nice and easy, a bit like AIS systems on marine vessels but with more interaction since you were able to give commands to other tanks and units, "you "GE" (tank / call sign) get to point *click on map* "
#26 - anon (03/06/2015) [-]
Fucking lying piece of shiet!
#21 - Ha. I'm the guy that posted that. 03/05/2015 on Oh no... 0
#126 - He's doing fine. It's something he told me about a year after … 03/05/2015 on Mincing Mockingbird 0
#123 - Yeah, his life is around self defense now. He's pretty mentall…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Mincing Mockingbird 0
User avatar #124 - thefunnyside (03/05/2015) [-]
How bad? I hope he's getting better as the years go by
User avatar #126 - fuckya (03/05/2015) [-]
He's doing fine. It's something he told me about a year after we were close, and it's something you'd never realize about him unless he told you besides the overall untrust towards people and emphasis on always being at top mental and physical condition to defend yourself.
#121 - Home invasion. He got behind the guy with a bat and beat him to death.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Mincing Mockingbird 0
User avatar #122 - thefunnyside (03/05/2015) [-]
Holy shit man. I don't even know what to say
User avatar #123 - fuckya (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, his life is around self defense now. He's pretty mentally scarred from it.
User avatar #124 - thefunnyside (03/05/2015) [-]
How bad? I hope he's getting better as the years go by
User avatar #126 - fuckya (03/05/2015) [-]
He's doing fine. It's something he told me about a year after we were close, and it's something you'd never realize about him unless he told you besides the overall untrust towards people and emphasis on always being at top mental and physical condition to defend yourself.
#10487452 - Picture 03/05/2015 on Autism Board +1
#104 - Literally 110% of my relationships. I'm attracted to broke…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Mincing Mockingbird 0
User avatar #113 - thefunnyside (03/05/2015) [-]
May I ask how you kill someone when you're ten?
User avatar #121 - fuckya (03/05/2015) [-]
Home invasion. He got behind the guy with a bat and beat him to death.
User avatar #122 - thefunnyside (03/05/2015) [-]
Holy shit man. I don't even know what to say
User avatar #123 - fuckya (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, his life is around self defense now. He's pretty mentally scarred from it.
User avatar #124 - thefunnyside (03/05/2015) [-]
How bad? I hope he's getting better as the years go by
User avatar #126 - fuckya (03/05/2015) [-]
He's doing fine. It's something he told me about a year after we were close, and it's something you'd never realize about him unless he told you besides the overall untrust towards people and emphasis on always being at top mental and physical condition to defend yourself.
#34 - Yeah, I have 285.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Mincing Mockingbird +1
#40 - shinyarmor (03/05/2015) [-]
God i love these.

it was ok i guess
#30 - **********  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Mincing Mockingbird +1
#32 - ritzrules (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh, that's what they're called? I have a few of those.
#34 - fuckya (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, I have 285.
#40 - shinyarmor (03/05/2015) [-]
God i love these.

it was ok i guess
#28 - I have like, just under 300 ********** .  [+] (5 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Mincing Mockingbird 0
User avatar #29 - ritzrules (03/05/2015) [-]
fuckscapes? this internet lingo is too young for an old bird like me!
#30 - fuckya (03/05/2015) [-]
Fuckscapes
#32 - ritzrules (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh, that's what they're called? I have a few of those.
#34 - fuckya (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, I have 285.
#40 - shinyarmor (03/05/2015) [-]
God i love these.

it was ok i guess
#28 - Google "Horribly Catchy Musical Pornography" and on Efukt.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Random Webms Bro 0
#29 - deadfed (03/05/2015) [-]
I actually did find it, I tried posting on 4chan to ask for source and it said duplicate files uploaded and someone asked for the source on that one. Thanks though
#25 - **** you too m8 03/05/2015 on Why fj users grow blue over... 0
#20 - Google "Horribly Catchy Musical Pornography" and on Efukt. 03/05/2015 on Random Webms Bro 0
#100 - **** yeah dude. Red Fang 03/04/2015 on Someone needs a hug 0
#99 - But Red Fang is a tight as **** band  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Someone needs a hug +4
#102 - stephenfauster (03/04/2015) [-]
>RedFang mentioned.
>Not Red Talon Garou, MFW
#18 - Nah, I saw it when you posted it and knew what it was, just di…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Random Webms Bro 0
User avatar #19 - bendingtimeisgood (03/05/2015) [-]
What was it?
User avatar #20 - fuckya (03/05/2015) [-]
Google "Horribly Catchy Musical Pornography" and on Efukt.
#16 - I enjoyed it m8.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Random Webms Bro 0
User avatar #17 - nastoy (03/04/2015) [-]
I hope you havn't been watching it for hour before making that comment...
User avatar #18 - fuckya (03/04/2015) [-]
Nah, I saw it when you posted it and knew what it was, just didn't respond.
User avatar #19 - bendingtimeisgood (03/05/2015) [-]
What was it?
User avatar #20 - fuckya (03/05/2015) [-]
Google "Horribly Catchy Musical Pornography" and on Efukt.

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Total unique items point value: 62981 / Total items point value: 250438
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User avatar #71 - jorgethemaster (03/06/2015) [-]
What do you want for those points?
User avatar #72 to #71 - fuckya (03/07/2015) [-]
I want nothing. I want to sell my stuff.
User avatar #73 to #72 - jorgethemaster (03/07/2015) [-]
So you're not selling your points at all?
User avatar #70 - friedgreenpomatoes (11/10/2014) [-]
Very poor choice of text color.
#54 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
u wana git jacked punk ass mark
User avatar #55 to #54 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Come @ me m8y
#56 to #55 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** ill cum at you and in you knah i meen
User avatar #57 to #56 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
***** , my blak ass be redy.
ill fukin cut u
#58 to #57 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
ye boii cut my dickhole while i b splittin dem asscheeks son

ill reward u with sum o dat red semen mane
User avatar #59 to #58 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
nyet
#60 to #59 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
i dont speak chinese fool the **** is you sayin ******
#61 to #60 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Srs do, do I know you?
#62 to #61 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
fuk if i know ***** i cant even remember my password after a few days fool
#64 to #63 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
dat medical kush b fukkin ****** up ya feel me playa
User avatar #65 to #64 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
kush never ****** me up bad yo
neither did the salvia, acid, mdma
#67 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
salvia for str8 bustas
#66 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** try smokin 800 grams in 3 months ***** salvia is **** doe
User avatar #68 to #66 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Shiet mayn. That's a lotta cashflow you got.
#69 to #68 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** i didn't pay shiet i got these babies
#36 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like your butter don't you ya whore.
#37 to #36 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
Lay it on me big boy.
Lay it on me big boy.
#38 to #37 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such doge with many bread. Bountiful like lord doge.
#40 to #39 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
What about bananas?
#41 to #40 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
Get that fruity **** out of here.
#42 to #41 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like fruit huh? you kinky 5 a day whore.
#43 to #42 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I will rape you to death.
#44 to #43 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
There's more seed where that came from. You like planting your seed mmmm
#45 to #44 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't know what that is. I havent eaten in 21 hours. I wanna eat it.
#46 to #45 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How about a prwn sandwich?
#48 to #47 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How bout some delicious grilled chees and bacon?
#49 to #48 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I... I can make that right now...
I'm going to eat now.
#51 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you love jesus?
#50 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
NO you're not you ******* whore you're going to sit here and love some more bread you dirty yeast whore.
User avatar #52 to #50 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I made waffles.
#53 to #52 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
************ wffles are not bread. Get that **** out and have some beans on toast.
#34 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have some bread fgit
#32 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
#33 to #32 - fuckya (06/20/2014) [-]
Thank you for the bread. I return to you hotdogs with buns and a cat.
User avatar #27 - salihzzz (01/26/2014) [-]
can you ask your mom if she'll be home tonight?
And can you tell her the giant dragon dildo store is closed, so she'll just have to do with the XXXXL she bought last week.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fuckya (01/27/2014) [-]
why so angry?
User avatar #29 to #28 - salihzzz (01/27/2014) [-]
because penis is a verb
User avatar #25 - fluffylittlebunny (08/09/2013) [-]
Thank you for the chocolat.
User avatar #26 to #25 - fuckya (08/09/2013) [-]
NP m8
#21 - hken (06/20/2013) [-]
Why don't you reply to the snapchats you get? You posted some **** on here to give you our worst - I haven't gotten a single reply from you. I don't know if you've even looked at them.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fuckya (06/20/2013) [-]
I actually gave you a snapchat of some other guy who posted his on FJ a while ago.

mine is teh_cake
#23 to #22 - hken (06/21/2013) [-]
The one I got was "justinmhood" - I have been sending pics relentlessly without proof of human life.. :<

User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckya (06/21/2013) [-]
Yea, he did that.
#4 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
#5 to #4 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
strange. it appears to be missing some of the intros i think...
#6 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
#8 to #6 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Sweet god. That's great.   
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
Sweet god. That's great.
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
#9 to #8 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
this is where i found most of mine...   
   

			
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this is where i found most of mine...

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#10 to #9 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
fukkin tumblr   
   
iliketumblrbecauseboobs
fukkin tumblr

iliketumblrbecauseboobs
#11 to #10 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
#12 to #11 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.   
   
once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.

once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
#13 to #12 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i noticed
yeah. i noticed
#14 to #13 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah, boobs   
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
yeah, boobs
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
#16 to #14 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
#17 to #16 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
#18 to #17 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. it wasn't cool.
yeah. it wasn't cool.
#19 to #18 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
But hey, now it's summer.
But hey, now it's summer.
#20 to #19 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
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#1 - suddenlypotatoes (05/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
AW. thanks man!
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