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#61 - I'm in univerisity. Starts early september, ends late april.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on Procrastination posts 0
User avatar #64 - contradiction (05/01/2013) [-]
ohhh...you're in a university no wonder.
#44 - I'm not speaking against guns, I'm speaking against six year o…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Kike.. Oh sorry.. *Cunt -17
User avatar #55 - bothemastaofall (04/30/2013) [-]
Bad examples.
Guns are tools. Video games are media, and dildos are only for weird shit. Guns have practical uses. If one lives in the country and needs to know how to handle a gun, one should learn.

Besides, remember that story of that 12 year old who blew away two home invaders? Shit was hilarious
User avatar #47 - thatmetalguy (04/30/2013) [-]
Teach em the dangers and safety of guns young so they don't shoot themselves or friends in the future. You're not gonna start educating someone at age 20 are you? Btw, I'm not trying to be hostile I'm just giving my points is all
#78 - yeorey (04/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #211 - thatmetalguy (05/01/2013) [-]
More along the lines of JUST beginning to teach them basic arithmetic and proper spelling at 20.
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#337 - thatmetalguy (05/01/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know. I'm just a high school faggot
#347 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #415 - thatmetalguy (05/01/2013) [-]
I was gonna go in for audio engineering. I'd love to work with music like that
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User avatar #424 - thatmetalguy (05/01/2013) [-]
What I'd REALLY love to do is play drums in a band and tour the world with my music. But of course that requires a lot of luck. So next best thing would be to work with band in helping them make their music
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#8 - In my opinion the only time it's ksing is when it's obvious yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on LoL 0
User avatar #9 - unlimitedsmoof (04/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I think it's generally agreeable there.
#19 - My finals are over. Canada bitch. I'm so sorry for callin…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Procrastination posts +45
User avatar #44 - arsenalthegunners (05/01/2013) [-]
da fuck?! where do u live? ours haven't even started
User avatar #62 - fuckthepolice (05/01/2013) [-]
Ottawa
User avatar #63 - arsenalthegunners (05/01/2013) [-]
so, basically you are done? or is it AP finals?
User avatar #65 - fuckthepolice (05/02/2013) [-]
I go to univiersity, it was just regular finals.
User avatar #66 - arsenalthegunners (05/03/2013) [-]
ah see
#38 - skk (05/01/2013) [-]
FUCK YEAH! I know that feel
User avatar #27 - contradiction (04/30/2013) [-]
when does school start and end for you
User avatar #61 - fuckthepolice (05/01/2013) [-]
I'm in univerisity. Starts early september, ends late april.
User avatar #64 - contradiction (05/01/2013) [-]
ohhh...you're in a university no wonder.
#24 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
Go home Canada.
#20 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
no one cares Canada. go home
#102 - Do you mean "How the **** do I do now?" 04/30/2013 on I've done it 0
#33 - The question isn't why the six year old is safer with a gun th…  [+] (21 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Kike.. Oh sorry.. *Cunt -10
#57 - tcbhale (04/30/2013) [-]
**tcbhale rolled a random image posted in comment #4168947 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Because its Clementine from the Walking Dead game
User avatar #53 - unpricedcdn (04/30/2013) [-]
With supervision, a six year old (If she is actually six) is fully capable of handling the youth .22lr that is pictured
#36 - thatmetalguy (04/30/2013) [-]
There are hobbies that go along with guns. I was raised up knowing how to properly shoot and go over gun safety every time we use them. There's hunting and target shooting. Plus, it is good home defense.
#608 - anon (05/01/2013) [-]
Statistically speaking, having a gun in your home doesn't make you much safer. Most murders occur while the owner is asleep or the owner is simply out gunned. Also, very few sources recommend anything larger than a handgun for home defense just because of how maneuverable they are.
#84 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
home defense, you make shooting someone to protect ur shitty sofa like a good thing
User avatar #395 - zorororonoa (05/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's my goddamn sofa that I payed for. I will fucking defend it.
#89 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
i was taught not to surrender my ability to defend myself to the police. it is my right to defend myself and my family. if you're in my house and i dont want you to be, you better explain yourself real fuckin quick.
User avatar #44 - fuckthepolice (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not speaking against guns, I'm speaking against six year olds using guns. Sex is a great hobby, so is playing video games, that doesn't mean six year olds should be playing Dead Space and buying dildos.
User avatar #55 - bothemastaofall (04/30/2013) [-]
Bad examples.
Guns are tools. Video games are media, and dildos are only for weird shit. Guns have practical uses. If one lives in the country and needs to know how to handle a gun, one should learn.

Besides, remember that story of that 12 year old who blew away two home invaders? Shit was hilarious
User avatar #47 - thatmetalguy (04/30/2013) [-]
Teach em the dangers and safety of guns young so they don't shoot themselves or friends in the future. You're not gonna start educating someone at age 20 are you? Btw, I'm not trying to be hostile I'm just giving my points is all
#78 - yeorey (04/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #211 - thatmetalguy (05/01/2013) [-]
More along the lines of JUST beginning to teach them basic arithmetic and proper spelling at 20.
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#337 - thatmetalguy (05/01/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know. I'm just a high school faggot
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User avatar #415 - thatmetalguy (05/01/2013) [-]
I was gonna go in for audio engineering. I'd love to work with music like that
#421 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #424 - thatmetalguy (05/01/2013) [-]
What I'd REALLY love to do is play drums in a band and tour the world with my music. But of course that requires a lot of luck. So next best thing would be to work with band in helping them make their music
#437 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#34 - angutar (04/30/2013) [-]
that's the entire problem in america.
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#314 - I thumbed you back up, people are assholes sometimes, but seri… 04/30/2013 on You'll never be this good 0
#16 - Wearing crocs is just like getting a blowjob from a man. It fe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on macklemore -6
#19 - robinwilliamson (04/30/2013) [-]
#103 - GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME THEY SAID 04/30/2013 on Poor kid +6
#229 - Can prevent forest fires. 04/30/2013 on You'll never be this good +15
#539 - I can hold my own. 04/29/2013 on Blue names 0
#29 - They didn't forget, it's just Australia and they're used to th… 04/29/2013 on Otter gets into car and... 0
#453 - This post means even more to me because I try to do the same t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Everybody's Friend +1
User avatar #465 - everybodysfriend (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm glad I can help, and you want to do the same just try it. It can never hurt to love others.
#85 - You can flick it, you can shake it, you can bang it on the wal… 04/28/2013 on Guys know this feel +5
#722 - I was skeptical. Now I am not. 04/28/2013 on Spiderman 0
#50 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Iron Man 3 is weird +2
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User avatar #99 - alcoholicsemen (04/27/2013) [-]
Time to fap
User avatar #97 - apollyonyagami (04/27/2013) [-]
GEE, I HOPE THIS DOESN'T START A SEXY LESBIAN THREAD.
#84 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
Damnthatsfreakinghawt.jpeg
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User avatar #76 - ninjapuppies (04/27/2013) [-]
Source?
#211 - Put...Put your dick in there...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Did he died? +2
User avatar #254 - Pedosnake (04/27/2013) [-]
Instant sex change
User avatar #544 - bradmanx (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure you'd lose more than just your penis
#8 - Picture 04/26/2013 on Oh You +33
#19 - ************ IT'S TRUE 04/26/2013 on Tom's face +57
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#156 - Even in unconsciousness he goes for the bike... 04/26/2013 on Didn't see that coming -4
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#380 - yuukoku (04/26/2013) [-]
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That's 2009, you inbred retard.
#3608319 - Luv u bby ♥ 04/26/2013 on Play items +1
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User avatar #1034 - nippuhl (07/31/2014) [-]
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kyronics jorgethemaster look ....
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User avatar #1030 to #1028 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Cool story brah.
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User avatar #1012 to #1011 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
you as well :)
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User avatar #1010 to #1009 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
Sure, I need coal :)
#1008 - prestonjohns (04/01/2013) [-]
How are items good sir?
User avatar #1015 to #1008 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
The board has died for the most part. Hard to get help with anything anymore :(
#1016 to #1015 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
What you need help with?
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Simple pricing and stuff like that, sometimes you can wait half an hour and hear nothing.
#1018 to #1017 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
Suck lol,
I wouldn't know much
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeh nor do I. Sucks. Did you quit?
#1020 to #1019 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah lol, quit a while ago man.
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
You quit and I get sucked back in :P Could I borrow your God Gem? If you come back I'll happily return it, but I'm sick of finding people to do my lotto tickets and stoof.
#1022 to #1021 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, no, was to damn hard to get.
User avatar #1023 to #1022 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not going to steal it from you XD but that's cool.
#1024 to #1023 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Can't really chance it, incase i ever get back into it.
I might be able to get one if i made god gems.
lol
I have alot of raws
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot :)
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User avatar #1005 to #1004 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Youve got no coal :/
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User avatar #1002 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
at least not for skeletons :P
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Na I was fine with the crystals because I have every crystal item, but not selling any other chests, sorry :/
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User avatar #993 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
what would you want for a cart of gold coins or a sword in the stone?
User avatar #994 to #993 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Preferably uniques.
User avatar #995 to #994 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
have a look through what i got and tell me if theres anything you would trade for
User avatar #996 to #995 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Tarot card and black sheep are the only two things you have I'd really be interested in.
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User avatar #990 to #989 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm making dragons too bro, sorry :/
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User avatar #992 to #991 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
Sure thing, cheers
#987 - whydidigetbanned (03/24/2013) [-]
yo whats up
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User avatar #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
It turns out it is 2 tickets to a RIT, not the other way around :/
Can I sell them back to you?
User avatar #982 to #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
*for the price that it was supposed to be
User avatar #983 to #982 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Wait what do you mean? I'm confused now.
User avatar #984 to #983 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
I was misinformed and each demonic ticket is worth .5 RITs each, not 2 RITs each.
User avatar #985 to #984 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah that's what you said here before you sent the trade. www.funnyjunk.com/user/theeditor/1819#1819
And I was upset because that meant I had massively underpayed for something so now I'm going to gift that person some stuff.
User avatar #964 - captainbacon (03/20/2013) [-]
good enough :)
User avatar #965 to #964 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
thx bby
#962 - deafitems (03/20/2013) [-]
What for the dat bacon sandwhich... inb4 not selling uniques...

but I'll add like 5 more items (probably tools or something I have dupes of) along with some stuff also.
User avatar #963 to #962 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
It would have to be a very good offer as I usually don't trade uniques. I paid very very well for that sandwich.
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