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#60 - >Take 10 dollar bill out of wallet >Post a story abo… 05/21/2013 on Hippie. +8
#24 - I saw this and just thought "wow, the muppets have change… 05/21/2013 on Behind the scenes +12
#96 - And there was also a German children's crusade that had 20,000… 05/21/2013 on LOL History 0
#95 - It was actually closer to 30,000, but every good story needs s… 05/21/2013 on LOL History +2
#90 - Caught, raped, raided, murdered. A whole bunch of fun stuff!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on LOL History +14
#98 - fordun (05/21/2013) [-]
Theft, Kidnapping, Murder, Rape. All fun things.
User avatar #168 - thathorse (05/21/2013) [-]
Theft, Kidnapping, Murder, and rape The Fantastic 4
#88 - What about the children's crusade where 100,000 children walke…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/21/2013 on LOL History +8
User avatar #94 - neokun (05/21/2013) [-]
are you being serious right now? 100,000?
User avatar #96 - fuckthepolice (05/21/2013) [-]
And there was also a German children's crusade that had 20,000 children. So 50,000 altogether.
User avatar #95 - fuckthepolice (05/21/2013) [-]
It was actually closer to 30,000, but every good story needs some exaggeration.
User avatar #89 - nockae (05/21/2013) [-]
Didn't most of them get caught and sold as slaves?
User avatar #90 - fuckthepolice (05/21/2013) [-]
Caught, raped, raided, murdered. A whole bunch of fun stuff!
#98 - fordun (05/21/2013) [-]
Theft, Kidnapping, Murder, Rape. All fun things.
User avatar #168 - thathorse (05/21/2013) [-]
Theft, Kidnapping, Murder, and rape The Fantastic 4
#112 - This is a video very similar to this. Watch it and you will no…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Paranormal Mom +3
User avatar #235 - Shartugal (05/22/2013) [-]
successfully scared the shit out of me. im a simple man who simply hates any horror films.
User avatar #236 - fuckthepolice (05/22/2013) [-]
Yet you have a fantastic username.
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Streamer +2
#38 - settantaventi (05/20/2013) [-]
#26 - I have no related image so I'll use this one. 05/20/2013 on Kangaroo +6
#71 - Picture 05/20/2013 on Xbox +1
#4515662 - hwut  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #4515668 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
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#124 - ** ************* rolls 198** 05/19/2013 on Trips 0
#57 - I'm assuming he probably wanted it to look that way. 05/18/2013 on That Bush!!!! +6
#128 - Cunt Hunt? Cunt Punt. 05/18/2013 on Cunt Hunt +1
#47 - Try getting your SL up to about 20-25 and some more summon sig… 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
#35 - Here is a nice guide where the guy outlines basically everythi… 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
#33 - Oh god we've summoned summoned.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
User avatar #34 - summoned (05/18/2013) [-]
better watch your back
#31 - I'd suggest sticking with a halberd or sword, but that's just …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
User avatar #42 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
between 10 and 20
User avatar #47 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Try getting your SL up to about 20-25 and some more summon signs should appear. Make sure you're in human form and just chill outside the door
#28 - It's easy once you've played through the game a bit, but hones… 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
#27 - Hmm, what weapon are you using? And is this your first playthr…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
User avatar #29 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
It is my first playthrough, but I've helped kill it when summoned. I've used the halberd, the spear, and a good old sword and shield with 100% physical block or whatever the stat is.
User avatar #35 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Here is a nice guide where the guy outlines basically everything that needs to be done against the Capra Demon. Don't feel too bad, this is the real "wake up boss" to the game and is often the most difficult for new players
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7FcxQJRVZg
User avatar #31 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
I'd suggest sticking with a halberd or sword, but that's just my playstyle. What level are you while trying to summon?
User avatar #42 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
between 10 and 20
User avatar #47 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Try getting your SL up to about 20-25 and some more summon signs should appear. Make sure you're in human form and just chill outside the door
User avatar #30 - summoned (05/18/2013) [-]
why would you kill me
User avatar #33 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh god we've summoned summoned.
User avatar #34 - summoned (05/18/2013) [-]
better watch your back
User avatar #32 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
shhhhhhh it'll all be over soon
#22 - Try leading it up the stairs, making a right at the top, walki…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
User avatar #26 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh I always try to do that, it never works
User avatar #27 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Hmm, what weapon are you using? And is this your first playthrough? (I assume it is)
User avatar #29 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
It is my first playthrough, but I've helped kill it when summoned. I've used the halberd, the spear, and a good old sword and shield with 100% physical block or whatever the stat is.
User avatar #35 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Here is a nice guide where the guy outlines basically everything that needs to be done against the Capra Demon. Don't feel too bad, this is the real "wake up boss" to the game and is often the most difficult for new players
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7FcxQJRVZg
User avatar #31 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
I'd suggest sticking with a halberd or sword, but that's just my playstyle. What level are you while trying to summon?
User avatar #42 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
between 10 and 20
User avatar #47 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Try getting your SL up to about 20-25 and some more summon signs should appear. Make sure you're in human form and just chill outside the door
User avatar #30 - summoned (05/18/2013) [-]
why would you kill me
User avatar #33 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh god we've summoned summoned.
User avatar #34 - summoned (05/18/2013) [-]
better watch your back
User avatar #32 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
shhhhhhh it'll all be over soon
#77 - Picture 05/18/2013 on Gordon +11
#26 - Been my facebook cover for months 05/17/2013 on Mewtwo 0
#8 - I am part of the 66% 05/17/2013 on F is for... 0
#58 - Picture 05/16/2013 on If that actually was +3
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User avatar #1034 - nippuhl (07/31/2014) [-]
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kyronics jorgethemaster look ....
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User avatar #1030 to #1028 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Cool story brah.
#1029 to #1028 - MrMysteriousMagic has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #1012 to #1011 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
you as well :)
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User avatar #1010 to #1009 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
Sure, I need coal :)
#1008 - prestonjohns (04/01/2013) [-]
How are items good sir?
User avatar #1015 to #1008 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
The board has died for the most part. Hard to get help with anything anymore :(
#1016 to #1015 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
What you need help with?
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Simple pricing and stuff like that, sometimes you can wait half an hour and hear nothing.
#1018 to #1017 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
Suck lol,
I wouldn't know much
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeh nor do I. Sucks. Did you quit?
#1020 to #1019 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah lol, quit a while ago man.
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
You quit and I get sucked back in :P Could I borrow your God Gem? If you come back I'll happily return it, but I'm sick of finding people to do my lotto tickets and stoof.
#1022 to #1021 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, no, was to damn hard to get.
User avatar #1023 to #1022 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not going to steal it from you XD but that's cool.
#1024 to #1023 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Can't really chance it, incase i ever get back into it.
I might be able to get one if i made god gems.
lol
I have alot of raws
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot :)
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User avatar #1005 to #1004 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Youve got no coal :/
#1000 - fucken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1002 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
at least not for skeletons :P
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Na I was fine with the crystals because I have every crystal item, but not selling any other chests, sorry :/
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User avatar #993 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
what would you want for a cart of gold coins or a sword in the stone?
User avatar #994 to #993 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Preferably uniques.
User avatar #995 to #994 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
have a look through what i got and tell me if theres anything you would trade for
User avatar #996 to #995 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Tarot card and black sheep are the only two things you have I'd really be interested in.
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User avatar #990 to #989 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm making dragons too bro, sorry :/
#991 to #990 - fucken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #992 to #991 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
Sure thing, cheers
#987 - whydidigetbanned (03/24/2013) [-]
yo whats up
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User avatar #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
It turns out it is 2 tickets to a RIT, not the other way around :/
Can I sell them back to you?
User avatar #982 to #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
*for the price that it was supposed to be
User avatar #983 to #982 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Wait what do you mean? I'm confused now.
User avatar #984 to #983 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
I was misinformed and each demonic ticket is worth .5 RITs each, not 2 RITs each.
User avatar #985 to #984 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah that's what you said here before you sent the trade. www.funnyjunk.com/user/theeditor/1819#1819
And I was upset because that meant I had massively underpayed for something so now I'm going to gift that person some stuff.
User avatar #964 - captainbacon (03/20/2013) [-]
good enough :)
User avatar #965 to #964 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
thx bby
#962 - deafitems (03/20/2013) [-]
What for the dat bacon sandwhich... inb4 not selling uniques...

but I'll add like 5 more items (probably tools or something I have dupes of) along with some stuff also.
User avatar #963 to #962 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
It would have to be a very good offer as I usually don't trade uniques. I paid very very well for that sandwich.
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