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Date Signed Up:12/27/2009
Last Login:2/06/2014
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User avatar #188 - touchmybutt (08/25/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks! ^^
#38 - You straight up got a dick on yo wall 08/20/2013 on A Friend Got Trolled By... +5
#13 - That's what losing mine cost... 08/18/2013 on fakebook +1
#228 - My brother took one look at this and said "Is that Ellen … 08/16/2013 on There's no cure. +4
#31 - And at the end of that crystal cave is a giant, blind dragon t… 08/02/2013 on Epic pictures 0
#124 - Thanks Obama. 08/02/2013 on god dammit grandpa 0
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#34 - He's probably 1/2 British 07/21/2013 on Cheetos to you! 0
#4130660 - "Yeah let's give new players a chance and **** … 07/21/2013 on Play items 0
#4130651 - When and why? And I remember you, you tried really hard to mak…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4130655 - alfakroll (07/21/2013) [-]
Earlier today, because he wanted to "test" something
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User avatar #4130660 - fuckthepolice (07/21/2013) [-]
"Yeah let's give new players a chance and fuck over the people who have spent hundreds of hours of their lives on the game already, nbd." I can understand resetting it but at least make a vault so you can go back and look at your old collection. I'm done with the game but some of those items still held some value/memories.
#4130649 - Ok I quit a long time ago, but could someone explain why all m…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Play items 0
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User avatar #4130651 - fuckthepolice (07/21/2013) [-]
When and why? And I remember you, you tried really hard to make me stay, thanks again for caring.
User avatar #4130655 - alfakroll (07/21/2013) [-]
Earlier today, because he wanted to "test" something
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User avatar #4130660 - fuckthepolice (07/21/2013) [-]
"Yeah let's give new players a chance and fuck over the people who have spent hundreds of hours of their lives on the game already, nbd." I can understand resetting it but at least make a vault so you can go back and look at your old collection. I'm done with the game but some of those items still held some value/memories.
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#91 - creepyunclebob (06/25/2013) [-]
Also 6'4, everyone just gives me the front seat by default. It's pretty nice.
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I second this!
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#161 - asrial (06/20/2013) [-]
That was actually pretty cool.

Now, an indian Patrick Steward... wtf
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#8 - darthbrofist (06/19/2013) [-]
I BEG TO FUCKING DIFFER
#25 - thehumanheater (06/26/2013) [-]
IT'S FUCKING GORGEOUS!!!!
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User avatar #1034 - nippuhl (07/31/2014) [-]
epic avatar
kyronics jorgethemaster look ....
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User avatar #1030 to #1028 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Cool story brah.
#1029 to #1028 - MrMysteriousMagic has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #1012 to #1011 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
you as well :)
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User avatar #1010 to #1009 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
Sure, I need coal :)
#1008 - prestonjohns (04/01/2013) [-]
How are items good sir?
User avatar #1015 to #1008 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
The board has died for the most part. Hard to get help with anything anymore :(
#1016 to #1015 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
What you need help with?
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Simple pricing and stuff like that, sometimes you can wait half an hour and hear nothing.
#1018 to #1017 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
Suck lol,
I wouldn't know much
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeh nor do I. Sucks. Did you quit?
#1020 to #1019 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah lol, quit a while ago man.
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
You quit and I get sucked back in :P Could I borrow your God Gem? If you come back I'll happily return it, but I'm sick of finding people to do my lotto tickets and stoof.
#1022 to #1021 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, no, was to damn hard to get.
User avatar #1023 to #1022 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not going to steal it from you XD but that's cool.
#1024 to #1023 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Can't really chance it, incase i ever get back into it.
I might be able to get one if i made god gems.
lol
I have alot of raws
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot :)
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User avatar #1005 to #1004 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Youve got no coal :/
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User avatar #1002 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
at least not for skeletons :P
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Na I was fine with the crystals because I have every crystal item, but not selling any other chests, sorry :/
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User avatar #993 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
what would you want for a cart of gold coins or a sword in the stone?
User avatar #994 to #993 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Preferably uniques.
User avatar #995 to #994 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
have a look through what i got and tell me if theres anything you would trade for
User avatar #996 to #995 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Tarot card and black sheep are the only two things you have I'd really be interested in.
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User avatar #990 to #989 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm making dragons too bro, sorry :/
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User avatar #992 to #991 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
Sure thing, cheers
#987 - whydidigetbanned (03/24/2013) [-]
yo whats up
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User avatar #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
It turns out it is 2 tickets to a RIT, not the other way around :/
Can I sell them back to you?
User avatar #982 to #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
*for the price that it was supposed to be
User avatar #983 to #982 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Wait what do you mean? I'm confused now.
User avatar #984 to #983 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
I was misinformed and each demonic ticket is worth .5 RITs each, not 2 RITs each.
User avatar #985 to #984 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah that's what you said here before you sent the trade. www.funnyjunk.com/user/theeditor/1819#1819
And I was upset because that meant I had massively underpayed for something so now I'm going to gift that person some stuff.
User avatar #964 - captainbacon (03/20/2013) [-]
good enough :)
User avatar #965 to #964 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
thx bby
#962 - deafitems (03/20/2013) [-]
What for the dat bacon sandwhich... inb4 not selling uniques...

but I'll add like 5 more items (probably tools or something I have dupes of) along with some stuff also.
User avatar #963 to #962 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
It would have to be a very good offer as I usually don't trade uniques. I paid very very well for that sandwich.
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