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Date Signed Up:12/27/2009
Last Login:2/06/2014
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#1904 - must. get. ITEMS. 08/09/2012 on Item Discussion +1
#1888 - ** ************* rolls 60** 08/09/2012 on Item Discussion -1
#1852 - what do you want in return? 08/09/2012 on Item Discussion -1
#1823 - yes pwease 08/09/2012 on Item Discussion -1
#1813 - **** MISSED THE SAMMICH  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Item Discussion -1
User avatar #1834 - frootcaik (08/09/2012) [-]
Can I have one?
User avatar #1815 - pokemonlife (08/09/2012) [-]
I have four, want one?
User avatar #1852 - fuckthepolice (08/09/2012) [-]
what do you want in return?
User avatar #1825 - nyanturtwig (08/09/2012) [-]
please do want badly
User avatar #1823 - fuckthepolice (08/09/2012) [-]
yes pwease
#291 - I can deal with james bond 08/09/2012 on Contain your reactions +3
#289 - ** ************* rolls 007**  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2012 on Contain your reactions 0
#291 - fuckthepolice (08/09/2012) [-]
I can deal with james bond
#523 - Story Time. >Be 6 >Dad didn't want to buy me P…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2012 on True Pokemon Fans Will... +9
#576 - graytimber (08/09/2012) [-]
Try this...
I had a Charizard card, too. My cousin asks me about it a bunch of times, and I refuse to trade for a long while. Finally I break down and ask what he'd have in return. A shiny Lapras. Still not as good as my Charizard, but he claims it to be worth even more. Being the clueless kid I was to rarity and worth, I agreed to trade. I proceed to tell my older sister about this cool new card I got for my Charizard. "Wait, what? No. Dark Charizard is worth way more than that Lapras." My face probably showed absolute confusion, because at that age I didn't know how my family is made up of complete assholes and liars. I ask her to go get my card back for me, but she refuses. Saying she's tired of doing that sort of thing. (She's never had to do it all that much before, but she likes to think she was some sort of protector to me. Yeah, whatever, sis. Fuck you. If you really were some sort of protector, you would have beat his ass for lying and taking advantage of my young age.)

To this day, I've not forgiven most of my family for doing lots of little things like that...
And that's one of the incidents that started it.
#54 - Picture 08/08/2012 on Pok├ęComp 2 +2
#611 - This was hilarious, but the fact that she seemed to like him p… 08/08/2012 on Delivered, hope you enjoy. +6
#73 - Picture 08/08/2012 on Crow +2
#28 - didn't blur out the people who liked it because no one will tr… 08/08/2012 on Bitch please 0
#306 - Picture 08/08/2012 on Science or Religion +1
#123 - Picture 08/08/2012 on Cool Kids Club Niqqa +2
#362 - Picture 08/08/2012 on THE TOP 10 MOST EXTREME THINGS +4
#38 - Picture 08/07/2012 on Flavors of Suckers +29
#21 - Picture 08/07/2012 on ermahgerd 0
#42 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 08/07/2012 on The perfect spot to sit +11
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User avatar #52 - DrBobsPatient (08/07/2012) [-]
balls! i lost.
#47 - cheesypoop (08/07/2012) [-]
Balls.
#43 - anonymous (08/07/2012) [-]
I fucking did it!!!!
#110 - dubzzzz (08/07/2012) [-]
#63 - imrepost (08/07/2012) [-]
Don't lie, just be a man a accept it, every one looked at that shit.
#366 - Picture 08/07/2012 on All the feels +1
#216 - And then this happened. 08/06/2012 on Never do this +2
#143 - thatssofunnyhehe is such a tool! I wish he HAD never been bo… 08/06/2012 on I Guess This Wasn't the... 0
#40 - Comment deleted 08/06/2012 on bitch please -5
#414 - Picture 08/05/2012 on I put the title on the content +2
#2 - Picture 08/05/2012 on NONONONONONONONONONO +3
#31 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2012 on THE CIRCLE OF LIFE... -2
#32 - anonymous (08/05/2012) [-]
LOL. BUTTMAD.
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User avatar #1034 - nippuhl (07/31/2014) [-]
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kyronics jorgethemaster look ....
#1031 - thesadpotatoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #1030 to #1028 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Cool story brah.
#1029 to #1028 - MrMysteriousMagic has deleted their comment [-]
#1025 - whydidigetbanned has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #1012 to #1011 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
you as well :)
#1009 - fullretard has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1010 to #1009 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
Sure, I need coal :)
#1008 - prestonjohns (04/01/2013) [-]
How are items good sir?
User avatar #1015 to #1008 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
The board has died for the most part. Hard to get help with anything anymore :(
#1016 to #1015 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
What you need help with?
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Simple pricing and stuff like that, sometimes you can wait half an hour and hear nothing.
#1018 to #1017 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
Suck lol,
I wouldn't know much
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeh nor do I. Sucks. Did you quit?
#1020 to #1019 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah lol, quit a while ago man.
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
You quit and I get sucked back in :P Could I borrow your God Gem? If you come back I'll happily return it, but I'm sick of finding people to do my lotto tickets and stoof.
#1022 to #1021 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, no, was to damn hard to get.
User avatar #1023 to #1022 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not going to steal it from you XD but that's cool.
#1024 to #1023 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Can't really chance it, incase i ever get back into it.
I might be able to get one if i made god gems.
lol
I have alot of raws
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot :)
#1004 - fucken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Youve got no coal :/
#1000 - fucken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1002 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
at least not for skeletons :P
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Na I was fine with the crystals because I have every crystal item, but not selling any other chests, sorry :/
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User avatar #993 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
what would you want for a cart of gold coins or a sword in the stone?
User avatar #994 to #993 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Preferably uniques.
User avatar #995 to #994 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
have a look through what i got and tell me if theres anything you would trade for
User avatar #996 to #995 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Tarot card and black sheep are the only two things you have I'd really be interested in.
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User avatar #990 to #989 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm making dragons too bro, sorry :/
#991 to #990 - fucken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #992 to #991 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
Sure thing, cheers
#987 - whydidigetbanned (03/24/2013) [-]
yo whats up
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User avatar #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
It turns out it is 2 tickets to a RIT, not the other way around :/
Can I sell them back to you?
User avatar #982 to #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
*for the price that it was supposed to be
User avatar #983 to #982 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Wait what do you mean? I'm confused now.
User avatar #984 to #983 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
I was misinformed and each demonic ticket is worth .5 RITs each, not 2 RITs each.
User avatar #985 to #984 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah that's what you said here before you sent the trade. www.funnyjunk.com/user/theeditor/1819#1819
And I was upset because that meant I had massively underpayed for something so now I'm going to gift that person some stuff.
User avatar #964 - captainbacon (03/20/2013) [-]
good enough :)
User avatar #965 to #964 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
thx bby
#962 - deafitems (03/20/2013) [-]
What for the dat bacon sandwhich... inb4 not selling uniques...

but I'll add like 5 more items (probably tools or something I have dupes of) along with some stuff also.
User avatar #963 to #962 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
It would have to be a very good offer as I usually don't trade uniques. I paid very very well for that sandwich.
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