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#89 - And I suppose the worst atmosphere belongs to Canadass?  [+] (14 new replies) 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... +2
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#91 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Yup, though Stormy Canada is easily the most exciting.
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#93 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I think that might be Other Canada, never know when you'll get attacked by Lions or Tigers or AIDS, OH MY!
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#97 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
But one thing's for sure, NEVER go to Red Canada. Those Communist bastards ruined everything good about Canada Major.
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#101 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
And if you happen to be a pothead then you might want to try out Floaty Canada. Everything is easy going and up-in-the-air there.
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#102 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Floaty Canada was the SHIT! But, Blue Canada has the best swells anywhere.
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#103 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
Avoid East Canada if you can, going there might get you blow'd up. Rizkee Biznez.
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#104 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
I don't know, Down Under Canada has to be worse than East Canada. Have you seen their polar bears? They're fucking tan and they hop! What kind of self-respecting national animal HOPS?
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#105 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm more afraid of their moose and penguins. Their moose can grow up to 20 feet long and have enough jaw force to cut a person in half, and their varied species of penguins almost all have enough venom in their beaks to kill 50 normal sized adults or 20 Rosey O'Donnels.
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#106 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Their meese are terrifying yes, but not as bad as the Igloo Cartels of South South Canada.
The things they do to a man...they even...THEY LEAVE A PARTY WITHOUT SAYING THANK YOU! They dine and dash! How could they be so cruel?!
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#107 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
It's not as bad as Canada a Bit to the West though. For a while they had a woman there running things that scored lower on a cognitive exam than 93% of the nation's pre-schoolers.
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#108 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
At least we're not sissies like those More Canadians, eh? With their fancy towers and croissants and mold that is passable as cheese.
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#109 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I can't STAND those guys! I went there on vacation wearing a camouflage shirt and everywhere I went people kept waving white flags at me and begging me to be merciful.
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#110 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Man, I went on a business trip to Lesser Canada once. They have the hottest women anywhere! I had to get a new saddle for my polar bear to keep them from burning Fluffy here (Psst, always tell them your polar bear was rescued from the racetracks after he broke a leg. You saved him from being put down since he couldn't race. Works every time) Plus they can't get enough of the "exotic" South Canadians, you know?
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#111 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I ride meese, they have a better elevation and longer stride, cover more ground you know?
#71 - What about "Canada That is Totally a Planet Shut the ****…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... +3
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#77 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Canada That is Totally a Planet Shut the Fuck Up is good for vacation, but Poisonous Canada has the best atmosphere of all.
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#89 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
And I suppose the worst atmosphere belongs to Canadass?
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#91 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Yup, though Stormy Canada is easily the most exciting.
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#93 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I think that might be Other Canada, never know when you'll get attacked by Lions or Tigers or AIDS, OH MY!
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#97 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
But one thing's for sure, NEVER go to Red Canada. Those Communist bastards ruined everything good about Canada Major.
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#101 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
And if you happen to be a pothead then you might want to try out Floaty Canada. Everything is easy going and up-in-the-air there.
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#102 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Floaty Canada was the SHIT! But, Blue Canada has the best swells anywhere.
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#103 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
Avoid East Canada if you can, going there might get you blow'd up. Rizkee Biznez.
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#104 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
I don't know, Down Under Canada has to be worse than East Canada. Have you seen their polar bears? They're fucking tan and they hop! What kind of self-respecting national animal HOPS?
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#105 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm more afraid of their moose and penguins. Their moose can grow up to 20 feet long and have enough jaw force to cut a person in half, and their varied species of penguins almost all have enough venom in their beaks to kill 50 normal sized adults or 20 Rosey O'Donnels.
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#106 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Their meese are terrifying yes, but not as bad as the Igloo Cartels of South South Canada.
The things they do to a man...they even...THEY LEAVE A PARTY WITHOUT SAYING THANK YOU! They dine and dash! How could they be so cruel?!
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#107 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
It's not as bad as Canada a Bit to the West though. For a while they had a woman there running things that scored lower on a cognitive exam than 93% of the nation's pre-schoolers.
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#108 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
At least we're not sissies like those More Canadians, eh? With their fancy towers and croissants and mold that is passable as cheese.
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#109 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I can't STAND those guys! I went there on vacation wearing a camouflage shirt and everywhere I went people kept waving white flags at me and begging me to be merciful.
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#110 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Man, I went on a business trip to Lesser Canada once. They have the hottest women anywhere! I had to get a new saddle for my polar bear to keep them from burning Fluffy here (Psst, always tell them your polar bear was rescued from the racetracks after he broke a leg. You saved him from being put down since he couldn't race. Works every time) Plus they can't get enough of the "exotic" South Canadians, you know?
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#111 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I ride meese, they have a better elevation and longer stride, cover more ground you know?
#55 - What are these countries they're talking about? I only know of…  [+] (30 new replies) 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... +32
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#112 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm terribly sorry, but I couldn't reply at the bottom....never did I think I'd see the day that I help a thread reach the purple line limit.

I get what you mean about meese, but it's just...those headhorns. Too weird for me, besides the colors would clash with my igloo design.
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#113 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
Fear not friend, I shall not judge you by your inability to continue the wall of lines. As it is DJ 4DM1N's poor design, not your personal transgressions.

The headhorns are a blessing in disguise, and can be maneuvered to knock pesky polar bears out of the way during a race.
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#114 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my Candabro. But I must say: EGAD! You use such tactics in a race? I took you for better than a, a...MORE CANADIAN JOCKEY!
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#115 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
At least I am not a Down Under Canadian jockey. That would cause the mounds of bodies to reach unimaginable heights.
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#116 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Too true, too true. The dreaded Amphibious Fire Moose and Underbears are vicious. Though not as bad as the Poisonous Flying Sulfurmeese of Poisonous Canada. I had the misfortune of seeing a race in a ...ahem not exactly on the legal level (strictly speaking, of course) circuit in my more cavalier days on a trip to Lesser Canada.
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#123 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
Did you hear of the hybrid penguibears and polarmeese recently discovered on the far reaches of Canada That is Totally a Planet Shut the Fuck Up? Apparently the polarmeese have headhorns that can grow up to 12 meters across and the penguibears are the first winged-bears in Canada's history.
#124 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
No..no..NO. NO. No. We have to call in the Canadassians for this. They can wipe them out.
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#125 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I think we should domesticate them and use them as an army.
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#126 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
...Perhaps. But we all know what happened when we tried that with the Other Canadians. People got all sentimental and called it immoral.
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#81 - corzy (04/15/2013) [-]
Canadass is best Canada
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#64 - garaichu (04/15/2013) [-]
I like Warm Canada myself...
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#65 - misfitsftw (04/15/2013) [-]
my personal favorite is Not-A-Single-Lady Canada
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#69 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Nah man, Baby Canada is where it's at.
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#71 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
What about "Canada That is Totally a Planet Shut the Fuck Up"
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#77 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Canada That is Totally a Planet Shut the Fuck Up is good for vacation, but Poisonous Canada has the best atmosphere of all.
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#89 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
And I suppose the worst atmosphere belongs to Canadass?
User avatar
#91 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Yup, though Stormy Canada is easily the most exciting.
User avatar
#93 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I think that might be Other Canada, never know when you'll get attacked by Lions or Tigers or AIDS, OH MY!
User avatar
#97 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
But one thing's for sure, NEVER go to Red Canada. Those Communist bastards ruined everything good about Canada Major.
User avatar
#101 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
And if you happen to be a pothead then you might want to try out Floaty Canada. Everything is easy going and up-in-the-air there.
User avatar
#102 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Floaty Canada was the SHIT! But, Blue Canada has the best swells anywhere.
User avatar
#103 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
Avoid East Canada if you can, going there might get you blow'd up. Rizkee Biznez.
User avatar
#104 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
I don't know, Down Under Canada has to be worse than East Canada. Have you seen their polar bears? They're fucking tan and they hop! What kind of self-respecting national animal HOPS?
User avatar
#105 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm more afraid of their moose and penguins. Their moose can grow up to 20 feet long and have enough jaw force to cut a person in half, and their varied species of penguins almost all have enough venom in their beaks to kill 50 normal sized adults or 20 Rosey O'Donnels.
User avatar
#106 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Their meese are terrifying yes, but not as bad as the Igloo Cartels of South South Canada.
The things they do to a man...they even...THEY LEAVE A PARTY WITHOUT SAYING THANK YOU! They dine and dash! How could they be so cruel?!
User avatar
#107 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
It's not as bad as Canada a Bit to the West though. For a while they had a woman there running things that scored lower on a cognitive exam than 93% of the nation's pre-schoolers.
User avatar
#108 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
At least we're not sissies like those More Canadians, eh? With their fancy towers and croissants and mold that is passable as cheese.
User avatar
#109 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I can't STAND those guys! I went there on vacation wearing a camouflage shirt and everywhere I went people kept waving white flags at me and begging me to be merciful.
User avatar
#110 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Man, I went on a business trip to Lesser Canada once. They have the hottest women anywhere! I had to get a new saddle for my polar bear to keep them from burning Fluffy here (Psst, always tell them your polar bear was rescued from the racetracks after he broke a leg. You saved him from being put down since he couldn't race. Works every time) Plus they can't get enough of the "exotic" South Canadians, you know?
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#111 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I ride meese, they have a better elevation and longer stride, cover more ground you know?
#3527626 - gifting a god gem? 0.0 admirable. 04/14/2013 on Play items 0
#3525079 - Don't do it again, it's wrong. 04/14/2013 on Play items 0
#3525068 - seriously nothing bothers me more than people who try to lie a… 04/14/2013 on Play items 0
#3525056 - You shouldn't do it at all, because it's wrong. Don't contribu… 04/14/2013 on Play items 0
#3525039 - It should be noted that he gifted this. It still doesn't excus… 04/14/2013 on Play items +1
#3525025 - Watch out for nayytay.five, he's trying to scam.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2013 on Play items +3
#3525039 - fuckthepolice (04/14/2013) [-]
It should be noted that he gifted this. It still doesn't excuse the scam but I'm not one to leave out details.
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#108 - That looks like the face of death if I've ever seen it. 04/13/2013 on You shall... +1
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#2 - ninjamikekills (04/12/2013) [-]
Lieutenant Dan thread.
#17 - So close 04/12/2013 on More Ramsay +21
#15 - I would use a masterball on a shiny before I'd use it on a moltres.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on More Ramsay +17
#45 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
What if it was a shiny moltres!?
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#161 - I'll start. > The end. 04/12/2013 on Virginity +5
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#9 - What the **** made him think that was a good idea. 04/11/2013 on Icebreaker +3
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#32 - Well now I know why they're not the Charlotte Hornets anymore... 04/11/2013 on Gold And Silver Pawn +1
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#87 - nephritho (04/10/2013) [-]
YELOOOOOOOOOW
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#47 - thegamerslife (04/10/2013) [-]
red, I've played blue. :D
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#1034 - nippuhl (07/31/2014) [-]
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kyronics jorgethemaster look ....
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#1030 to #1028 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Cool story brah.
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#1012 to #1011 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
you as well :)
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#1010 to #1009 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
Sure, I need coal :)
#1008 - prestonjohns (04/01/2013) [-]
How are items good sir?
#1015 to #1008 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
The board has died for the most part. Hard to get help with anything anymore :(
#1016 to #1015 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
What you need help with?
#1017 to #1016 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Simple pricing and stuff like that, sometimes you can wait half an hour and hear nothing.
#1018 to #1017 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
Suck lol,
I wouldn't know much
#1019 to #1018 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeh nor do I. Sucks. Did you quit?
#1020 to #1019 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah lol, quit a while ago man.
#1021 to #1020 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
You quit and I get sucked back in :P Could I borrow your God Gem? If you come back I'll happily return it, but I'm sick of finding people to do my lotto tickets and stoof.
#1022 to #1021 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, no, was to damn hard to get.
#1023 to #1022 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not going to steal it from you XD but that's cool.
#1024 to #1023 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Can't really chance it, incase i ever get back into it.
I might be able to get one if i made god gems.
lol
I have alot of raws
#1006 - tramp (03/28/2013) [-]
#1007 to #1006 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot :)
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#1005 to #1004 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Youve got no coal :/