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#3555236 - ** ************* rolls 829** 04/19/2013 on Play items 0
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#14 - How blow up dolls are made.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Eye catcher +2
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#108 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on wait for it... +4
#135 - darkace (04/18/2013) [-]
awe a gift for OP, how kind, and you remembered what he liked
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on politeness pet +20
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/18/2013) [-]
Awww, the doggie tilts his head like preparing to be petted :3
#31 - I actually answered this question...it was posted like 5 years… 04/17/2013 on Trevor 0
#23 - This is a perfect depiction of my life.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Good choice +4
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#73 - Inb4 they catch the guy and it's a middle eastern person. 04/17/2013 on Be Careful Reading the News -1
#151 - Now that is talent. At least she'll have no trouble at job int… 04/17/2013 on Natural way to prevent the flu 0
#100 - Picture 04/17/2013 on Puppy forever stuck in a bowl. +5
#1724 - Alpha Demon. 04/17/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf 0
#3 - I've always wanted to be black. 04/16/2013 on Don't reply to this content +2
#125 - I think we should domesticate them and use them as an army.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... 0
User avatar #126 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
...Perhaps. But we all know what happened when we tried that with the Other Canadians. People got all sentimental and called it immoral.
#123 - Did you hear of the hybrid penguibears and polarmeese recently…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... +1
#124 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
No..no..NO. NO. No. We have to call in the Canadassians for this. They can wipe them out.
User avatar #125 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I think we should domesticate them and use them as an army.
User avatar #126 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
...Perhaps. But we all know what happened when we tried that with the Other Canadians. People got all sentimental and called it immoral.
#115 - At least I am not a Down Under Canadian jockey. That would cau…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... +1
User avatar #116 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Too true, too true. The dreaded Amphibious Fire Moose and Underbears are vicious. Though not as bad as the Poisonous Flying Sulfurmeese of Poisonous Canada. I had the misfortune of seeing a race in a ...ahem not exactly on the legal level (strictly speaking, of course) circuit in my more cavalier days on a trip to Lesser Canada.
User avatar #123 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
Did you hear of the hybrid penguibears and polarmeese recently discovered on the far reaches of Canada That is Totally a Planet Shut the Fuck Up? Apparently the polarmeese have headhorns that can grow up to 12 meters across and the penguibears are the first winged-bears in Canada's history.
#124 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
No..no..NO. NO. No. We have to call in the Canadassians for this. They can wipe them out.
User avatar #125 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I think we should domesticate them and use them as an army.
User avatar #126 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
...Perhaps. But we all know what happened when we tried that with the Other Canadians. People got all sentimental and called it immoral.
#113 - Fear not friend, I shall not judge you by your inability to co…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... +1
User avatar #114 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Why thank you, my Candabro. But I must say: EGAD! You use such tactics in a race? I took you for better than a, a...MORE CANADIAN JOCKEY!
User avatar #115 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
At least I am not a Down Under Canadian jockey. That would cause the mounds of bodies to reach unimaginable heights.
User avatar #116 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Too true, too true. The dreaded Amphibious Fire Moose and Underbears are vicious. Though not as bad as the Poisonous Flying Sulfurmeese of Poisonous Canada. I had the misfortune of seeing a race in a ...ahem not exactly on the legal level (strictly speaking, of course) circuit in my more cavalier days on a trip to Lesser Canada.
User avatar #123 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
Did you hear of the hybrid penguibears and polarmeese recently discovered on the far reaches of Canada That is Totally a Planet Shut the Fuck Up? Apparently the polarmeese have headhorns that can grow up to 12 meters across and the penguibears are the first winged-bears in Canada's history.
#124 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
No..no..NO. NO. No. We have to call in the Canadassians for this. They can wipe them out.
User avatar #125 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I think we should domesticate them and use them as an army.
User avatar #126 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
...Perhaps. But we all know what happened when we tried that with the Other Canadians. People got all sentimental and called it immoral.
#111 - I ride meese, they have a better elevation and longer stride, … 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... +1
#109 - I can't STAND those guys! I went there on vacation wearing a c…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... +1
User avatar #110 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Man, I went on a business trip to Lesser Canada once. They have the hottest women anywhere! I had to get a new saddle for my polar bear to keep them from burning Fluffy here (Psst, always tell them your polar bear was rescued from the racetracks after he broke a leg. You saved him from being put down since he couldn't race. Works every time) Plus they can't get enough of the "exotic" South Canadians, you know?
User avatar #111 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I ride meese, they have a better elevation and longer stride, cover more ground you know?
#107 - It's not as bad as Canada a Bit to the West though. For a whil…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... +1
User avatar #108 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
At least we're not sissies like those More Canadians, eh? With their fancy towers and croissants and mold that is passable as cheese.
User avatar #109 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I can't STAND those guys! I went there on vacation wearing a camouflage shirt and everywhere I went people kept waving white flags at me and begging me to be merciful.
User avatar #110 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Man, I went on a business trip to Lesser Canada once. They have the hottest women anywhere! I had to get a new saddle for my polar bear to keep them from burning Fluffy here (Psst, always tell them your polar bear was rescued from the racetracks after he broke a leg. You saved him from being put down since he couldn't race. Works every time) Plus they can't get enough of the "exotic" South Canadians, you know?
User avatar #111 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I ride meese, they have a better elevation and longer stride, cover more ground you know?
#105 - I'm more afraid of their moose and penguins. Their moose can g…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... +1
User avatar #106 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Their meese are terrifying yes, but not as bad as the Igloo Cartels of South South Canada.
The things they do to a man...they even...THEY LEAVE A PARTY WITHOUT SAYING THANK YOU! They dine and dash! How could they be so cruel?!
User avatar #107 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
It's not as bad as Canada a Bit to the West though. For a while they had a woman there running things that scored lower on a cognitive exam than 93% of the nation's pre-schoolers.
User avatar #108 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
At least we're not sissies like those More Canadians, eh? With their fancy towers and croissants and mold that is passable as cheese.
User avatar #109 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I can't STAND those guys! I went there on vacation wearing a camouflage shirt and everywhere I went people kept waving white flags at me and begging me to be merciful.
User avatar #110 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Man, I went on a business trip to Lesser Canada once. They have the hottest women anywhere! I had to get a new saddle for my polar bear to keep them from burning Fluffy here (Psst, always tell them your polar bear was rescued from the racetracks after he broke a leg. You saved him from being put down since he couldn't race. Works every time) Plus they can't get enough of the "exotic" South Canadians, you know?
User avatar #111 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I ride meese, they have a better elevation and longer stride, cover more ground you know?
#103 - Avoid East Canada if you can, going there might get you blow'd…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... +1
User avatar #104 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
I don't know, Down Under Canada has to be worse than East Canada. Have you seen their polar bears? They're fucking tan and they hop! What kind of self-respecting national animal HOPS?
User avatar #105 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm more afraid of their moose and penguins. Their moose can grow up to 20 feet long and have enough jaw force to cut a person in half, and their varied species of penguins almost all have enough venom in their beaks to kill 50 normal sized adults or 20 Rosey O'Donnels.
User avatar #106 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Their meese are terrifying yes, but not as bad as the Igloo Cartels of South South Canada.
The things they do to a man...they even...THEY LEAVE A PARTY WITHOUT SAYING THANK YOU! They dine and dash! How could they be so cruel?!
User avatar #107 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
It's not as bad as Canada a Bit to the West though. For a while they had a woman there running things that scored lower on a cognitive exam than 93% of the nation's pre-schoolers.
User avatar #108 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
At least we're not sissies like those More Canadians, eh? With their fancy towers and croissants and mold that is passable as cheese.
User avatar #109 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I can't STAND those guys! I went there on vacation wearing a camouflage shirt and everywhere I went people kept waving white flags at me and begging me to be merciful.
User avatar #110 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Man, I went on a business trip to Lesser Canada once. They have the hottest women anywhere! I had to get a new saddle for my polar bear to keep them from burning Fluffy here (Psst, always tell them your polar bear was rescued from the racetracks after he broke a leg. You saved him from being put down since he couldn't race. Works every time) Plus they can't get enough of the "exotic" South Canadians, you know?
User avatar #111 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I ride meese, they have a better elevation and longer stride, cover more ground you know?
#101 - And if you happen to be a pothead then you might want to try o…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... +2
User avatar #102 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Floaty Canada was the SHIT! But, Blue Canada has the best swells anywhere.
User avatar #103 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
Avoid East Canada if you can, going there might get you blow'd up. Rizkee Biznez.
User avatar #104 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
I don't know, Down Under Canada has to be worse than East Canada. Have you seen their polar bears? They're fucking tan and they hop! What kind of self-respecting national animal HOPS?
User avatar #105 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm more afraid of their moose and penguins. Their moose can grow up to 20 feet long and have enough jaw force to cut a person in half, and their varied species of penguins almost all have enough venom in their beaks to kill 50 normal sized adults or 20 Rosey O'Donnels.
User avatar #106 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Their meese are terrifying yes, but not as bad as the Igloo Cartels of South South Canada.
The things they do to a man...they even...THEY LEAVE A PARTY WITHOUT SAYING THANK YOU! They dine and dash! How could they be so cruel?!
User avatar #107 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
It's not as bad as Canada a Bit to the West though. For a while they had a woman there running things that scored lower on a cognitive exam than 93% of the nation's pre-schoolers.
User avatar #108 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
At least we're not sissies like those More Canadians, eh? With their fancy towers and croissants and mold that is passable as cheese.
User avatar #109 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I can't STAND those guys! I went there on vacation wearing a camouflage shirt and everywhere I went people kept waving white flags at me and begging me to be merciful.
User avatar #110 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Man, I went on a business trip to Lesser Canada once. They have the hottest women anywhere! I had to get a new saddle for my polar bear to keep them from burning Fluffy here (Psst, always tell them your polar bear was rescued from the racetracks after he broke a leg. You saved him from being put down since he couldn't race. Works every time) Plus they can't get enough of the "exotic" South Canadians, you know?
User avatar #111 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I ride meese, they have a better elevation and longer stride, cover more ground you know?
#3532422 - I'd do it in a heartbeat. 04/15/2013 on Play items 0
#93 - I think that might be Other Canada, never know when you'll get…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/15/2013 on this is actually a thing... +2
User avatar #97 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
But one thing's for sure, NEVER go to Red Canada. Those Communist bastards ruined everything good about Canada Major.
User avatar #101 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
And if you happen to be a pothead then you might want to try out Floaty Canada. Everything is easy going and up-in-the-air there.
User avatar #102 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Floaty Canada was the SHIT! But, Blue Canada has the best swells anywhere.
User avatar #103 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
Avoid East Canada if you can, going there might get you blow'd up. Rizkee Biznez.
User avatar #104 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
I don't know, Down Under Canada has to be worse than East Canada. Have you seen their polar bears? They're fucking tan and they hop! What kind of self-respecting national animal HOPS?
User avatar #105 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I'm more afraid of their moose and penguins. Their moose can grow up to 20 feet long and have enough jaw force to cut a person in half, and their varied species of penguins almost all have enough venom in their beaks to kill 50 normal sized adults or 20 Rosey O'Donnels.
User avatar #106 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Their meese are terrifying yes, but not as bad as the Igloo Cartels of South South Canada.
The things they do to a man...they even...THEY LEAVE A PARTY WITHOUT SAYING THANK YOU! They dine and dash! How could they be so cruel?!
User avatar #107 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
It's not as bad as Canada a Bit to the West though. For a while they had a woman there running things that scored lower on a cognitive exam than 93% of the nation's pre-schoolers.
User avatar #108 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
At least we're not sissies like those More Canadians, eh? With their fancy towers and croissants and mold that is passable as cheese.
User avatar #109 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I can't STAND those guys! I went there on vacation wearing a camouflage shirt and everywhere I went people kept waving white flags at me and begging me to be merciful.
User avatar #110 - tls (04/15/2013) [-]
Man, I went on a business trip to Lesser Canada once. They have the hottest women anywhere! I had to get a new saddle for my polar bear to keep them from burning Fluffy here (Psst, always tell them your polar bear was rescued from the racetracks after he broke a leg. You saved him from being put down since he couldn't race. Works every time) Plus they can't get enough of the "exotic" South Canadians, you know?
User avatar #111 - fuckthepolice (04/15/2013) [-]
I ride meese, they have a better elevation and longer stride, cover more ground you know?
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User avatar #1034 - nippuhl (07/31/2014) [-]
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kyronics jorgethemaster look ....
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User avatar #1030 to #1028 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Cool story brah.
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User avatar #1012 to #1011 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
you as well :)
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User avatar #1010 to #1009 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
Sure, I need coal :)
#1008 - prestonjohns (04/01/2013) [-]
How are items good sir?
User avatar #1015 to #1008 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
The board has died for the most part. Hard to get help with anything anymore :(
#1016 to #1015 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
What you need help with?
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Simple pricing and stuff like that, sometimes you can wait half an hour and hear nothing.
#1018 to #1017 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
Suck lol,
I wouldn't know much
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeh nor do I. Sucks. Did you quit?
#1020 to #1019 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah lol, quit a while ago man.
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
You quit and I get sucked back in :P Could I borrow your God Gem? If you come back I'll happily return it, but I'm sick of finding people to do my lotto tickets and stoof.
#1022 to #1021 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, no, was to damn hard to get.
User avatar #1023 to #1022 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not going to steal it from you XD but that's cool.
#1024 to #1023 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Can't really chance it, incase i ever get back into it.
I might be able to get one if i made god gems.
lol
I have alot of raws
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot :)
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User avatar #1005 to #1004 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Youve got no coal :/
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User avatar #1002 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
at least not for skeletons :P
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Na I was fine with the crystals because I have every crystal item, but not selling any other chests, sorry :/
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User avatar #993 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
what would you want for a cart of gold coins or a sword in the stone?
User avatar #994 to #993 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Preferably uniques.
User avatar #995 to #994 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
have a look through what i got and tell me if theres anything you would trade for
User avatar #996 to #995 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Tarot card and black sheep are the only two things you have I'd really be interested in.
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User avatar #990 to #989 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm making dragons too bro, sorry :/
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User avatar #992 to #991 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
Sure thing, cheers
#987 - whydidigetbanned (03/24/2013) [-]
yo whats up
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User avatar #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
It turns out it is 2 tickets to a RIT, not the other way around :/
Can I sell them back to you?
User avatar #982 to #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
*for the price that it was supposed to be
User avatar #983 to #982 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Wait what do you mean? I'm confused now.
User avatar #984 to #983 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
I was misinformed and each demonic ticket is worth .5 RITs each, not 2 RITs each.
User avatar #985 to #984 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah that's what you said here before you sent the trade. www.funnyjunk.com/user/theeditor/1819#1819
And I was upset because that meant I had massively underpayed for something so now I'm going to gift that person some stuff.
User avatar #964 - captainbacon (03/20/2013) [-]
good enough :)
User avatar #965 to #964 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
thx bby
#962 - deafitems (03/20/2013) [-]
What for the dat bacon sandwhich... inb4 not selling uniques...

but I'll add like 5 more items (probably tools or something I have dupes of) along with some stuff also.
User avatar #963 to #962 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
It would have to be a very good offer as I usually don't trade uniques. I paid very very well for that sandwich.
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