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User avatar #55 - plataeiou (06/29/2015) [-]
I am so, so sorry.
User avatar #56 to #55 - fuckthehabs (07/18/2015) [-]
Hey, it's hockey, it happens
User avatar #57 to #56 - plataeiou (08/09/2015) [-]
You're welcome to root for the Bolts this season as well if the B's start taking. c:
User avatar #58 to #57 - fuckthehabs (08/09/2015) [-]
I'm really looking forward to the Bs this year. ******** lucic had to go, and the return we got for him was excellent. it's sad to see douggie hamilton leave, but i think there was stuff going on behind the scenes with him.. he left for an extra .25/yr. The bruins made the shift to an actual identity, unlike last year when they half assed it. We're not gonna win the cup this year, but im guessing we'll end up in 8th-6th place in the east, and making it out of the first round is a success in my book. in a few years down the road we're gonna be stacked with young talent, so I have hope. I haven't heard much about the lightning, ive been focusing on my own team more.
User avatar #59 to #58 - plataeiou (08/09/2015) [-]
I don't know much about the B's, unfortunately...Good to see they have a new identity now, though! Thoughts about Big Z, though?
User avatar #60 to #59 - fuckthehabs (08/09/2015) [-]
Chara is getting old now, we all know that. In my eyes it's watching the end of a legend. The guy was incredible and did everything right here. That being said, I wanna see him go Ray Bourque style. I want the Bs to deal him at the deadline to a team who needs one more piece to win the cup, and I want to see him get it before he retires. But he can't be a #1 dman anymore, his game has fallen off. But in terms of locker room presence/personality, leadership, the guy's got it all. I think he has two years left then he'll probably retire.
User avatar #62 to #60 - plataeiou (08/09/2015) [-]
What if he doesn't want to leave?
User avatar #63 to #62 - fuckthehabs (08/09/2015) [-]
Well he has a no-move clause, so he would have to OK it. But if Neely tells him straight up they it's for the best for both sides, I don't think Chara will reject. The guy's a class act.
User avatar #64 to #63 - plataeiou (08/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #61 to #60 - fuckthehabs (08/09/2015) [-]
Plus with the salary cut, the Bs can make a run for Seabrook or Shattenkirk soon
User avatar #52 - plataeiou (06/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #53 to #52 - fuckthehabs (06/10/2015) [-]
that was a hell of a game last night, let's hope they can keep it up
User avatar #54 to #53 - plataeiou (06/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #47 - plataeiou (06/03/2015) [-]
SCF tonight.
User avatar #48 to #47 - fuckthehabs (06/03/2015) [-]
Looking forward to it. Even as a Boston fan, a team that lost to Chicago in the finals a few years ago, I wouldn't be too upset with either outcome this series. Chicago plays good hockey, they're fun to watch. That being said, I'm rooting for the Lightning. 1) they took out the habs, which I'll forever be grateful for, 2) would like to see another team win it this year other than Chicago.
User avatar #49 to #48 - plataeiou (06/03/2015) [-]
Be the thunder tonight brah.
User avatar #50 to #49 - fuckthehabs (06/03/2015) [-]
Tampa has home advantage right?
User avatar #51 to #50 - plataeiou (06/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #45 - plataeiou (05/12/2015) [-]
We'll finish off the Scabs tonight.
User avatar #46 to #45 - fuckthehabs (05/12/2015) [-]
That's what I'm hoping for. But I genuinely think the habs are gonna make a comeback this series, simply in spite of me
User avatar #43 - bringmesolo (11/24/2014) [-]
lol how am i butthurt?
#40 - greatgranpapy ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #41 to #40 - fuckthehabs (08/13/2014) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #42 to #41 - greatgranpapy ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm just judging you.
User avatar #39 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
#38 - fuckthehabs (06/13/2014) [-]
** *********** rolled image** test
#35 - SnacksJr (05/01/2014) [-]
Hey man, im a LA Kings fan, but holy **** you have the best name a picture ever.

Good luck today! Im rooting for yall!
User avatar #36 to #35 - fuckthehabs (05/09/2014) [-]
lol thanks. As long as the Habs and Pens don't win it I'm happy, but the Kings are looking better than ever right now
User avatar #37 to #36 - carolinahurricanes (05/10/2014) [-]
I'm rooting for the pens, but I think New York and boston have a huge chance too.
User avatar #26 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (12/15/2013) [-]
you are appreciated
User avatar #27 to #26 - fuckthehabs (12/15/2013) [-]
I feel there is a dark side to this argument, but I can't envision it
User avatar #28 to #27 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (12/15/2013) [-]
what argument
User avatar #29 to #28 - fuckthehabs (12/15/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm caught up right now. Thank you!
User avatar #30 to #29 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah that guy with his opinion of gages and people looking stupid with them is wrong
considering different people different look different appearance with certain things it depends on the person if it does look bad
User avatar #31 to #30 - fuckthehabs (12/15/2013) [-]
exactly. I had size 0 until I got into the public education sphere, then I felt I had to take them out (not forcefully, just a want). Plus I sold gauges and dealt with piercings for a quarter of my life, so I hate when people take stuff like that for flufff
User avatar #32 to #31 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah I have 0 gauges in right now and have no intention on taking them out and I have been told I look good multiple times since I got them so obviously it's just that guy being a lame ass
User avatar #33 to #32 - fuckthehabs (12/15/2013) [-]
absolutely. some people just don't understand what they're talking about. Yea, it's an easy thing to make fun of, but people don't understand the relationship that gets build with your body while gauging
User avatar #34 to #33 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (12/15/2013) [-]
as long as you don't get super huge I think it looks good
I mean like you have to get way huge for me to think it doesn't look good
#22 - anon (09/23/2010) [-]
#18 - TheWolf (09/04/2010) [-]
love you proflie pic
User avatar #19 to #18 - fuckthehabs (09/04/2010) [-]
thank you, I'm guessing you're a bruins fan?
User avatar #20 to #19 - TheWolf (09/10/2010) [-]
User avatar #21 to #20 - fuckthehabs (09/11/2010) [-]
It's gonna be a great season, Seguin and Horton are gonna tear it up, and Tuukka's gonna be solid
#16 - milkshakesrock (08/27/2010) [-]
I dont mind the team too badly. But i want to kill all their fans
User avatar #17 to #16 - fuckthehabs (08/27/2010) [-]
you and I both my friend
User avatar #8 - TheAmericadian (07/12/2010) [-]
**** DA HABS!!!! =D
User avatar #9 to #8 - fuckthehabs (07/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - TheAmericadian (07/14/2010) [-]
The beat my team in the Playoffs =(


User avatar #11 to #10 - fuckthehabs (07/14/2010) [-]
Halak is gone now though, he's down in St. Louis
User avatar #12 to #11 - TheAmericadian (07/14/2010) [-]
Yeah but he is still 99.9% of the reason we lost in the Playoffs.

But he's still a kickass goalie,I will admit.
User avatar #13 to #12 - fuckthehabs (07/14/2010) [-]
he ain't no tuukka ******* rask tho!

2 U's, 2 K's, 2 Points ! ! !
User avatar #14 to #13 - TheAmericadian (07/14/2010) [-]
Wouldn't that be 4 points? 2+2+2+2? (U+U+K+K?) Staal is 2 points! 2 A'S!!! And there is 4 of them! So thats's 8 points!

Fleury will always be my favorite goalie no matter how much he may suck sometimes! =D
User avatar #15 to #14 - fuckthehabs (07/14/2010) [-]
idk about that, keep watching Tuukka this season, oh ya AND SEGUIN ! ! ! ! !
#5 - SardonicEloquence **User deleted account** (05/16/2010) [-]
Your username is awesome... but **** the bruins! Flyers ftw
User avatar #6 to #5 - fuckthehabs (05/16/2010) [-]
old time hockey... **** the flyers and their regoddamdiculous mustaches. Watch what happens when we pick up Seguin in the offseason, since you know we were a playoff team and got second pick first round
#7 to #6 - SardonicEloquence **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
epic win on mustache comment
#3 - LETS GO PENGUINS **User deleted account** (02/20/2010) [-]
Your username is FLIPPING AWESOME!!!!


I just hope you don't hate the Pens...cause I don't hate the Bruins...
User avatar #4 to #3 - fuckthehabs (02/20/2010) [-]
nah I've got nothing against the Pens, just the habs. I'm an overall lover of hockey, the Blues are my second favorite team because i love Tkachuk =) (especially cuz he lived in the next city from me ;)
User avatar #1 - Kadaver (02/20/2010) [-]
**** the habs!! bunch of canadian wash outs!!!
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckthehabs (02/20/2010) [-]
I'm glad you agree =)
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