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Date Signed Up:10/20/2012
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#1227 - I still have my ps3. And I love my gamecube, Pokemon XD and lu…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#1276 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Whiskey and gin only cause they're cheap. Like you, I can't drink vodka anymore either haha! Whats your stance on the Soul Calibur series?
#1314 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
Cheap vodka ruined it for me. And I haven't played them for a few years, but number 2 was always my favourite on the gamecube.
#1348 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Muthafuckin Link! He's a beast in SC
What type of games do you like?
#1408 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
yes!!! Assassins Creed has always been my favourite game series although I am yet to finish Rogue or Unity. I'm hooked on Infamous Second Son atm tho.
#1424 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
I'm yet to play those and black flag haha! Revelations is my all time favorite though.
Dude, Second Son looks fun as fuck. Although Alex Mercer has both Cole and the new guy beat.
Cause he's edgy xD
#1455 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
I'd have to agree with you there!! it's fun but annoying at times xD love it though.
#1509 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Muh stacks
#1585 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
Looks sick bruh. So now we've establishded our game tastes mind if I ask where you're from?
#1597 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Ah, I'm from a crappy little state that still has taxes like its 1773 and is like New York's autistic cousin xD
Good ol dirty Massachusetts!
What about you?
#1604 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
ah sweet I'm from Yokrshire in England which is basically Englands version of South America.
#1617 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
HA! You're in England while I'm in the New England xD
Hows old England been? Tell your god damn redcoats to take it back on the taxes.
Like for real, its fucking ridiculous here haha!
#1631 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
as if xD and I was born in old York xD ill talk to king arthur and see if we can travel back in time in the TARDIS and fix things.
#1654 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
I expect results at your earliest convenience xD
I'll send this Native guy with admirable parkour skills to ship some quality American made burgers and hookers xD
#1662 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
I'll accept your American burgers and hookers and ill send James Bond with some Tea and a box set of documentaries on the queen xD
#1710 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Can I get a bundle deal? I can't have authentic English tea without authentic English crumpets ya dig? xD
#1177 - ps4, some PC games, cider mainly, I like to get high and play …  [+] (17 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#1203 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
I'd play pc but my laptop can't handle most games. I stick with my 6 year old ps3 and recently returned gamecube to play when I blaze and pound PBRs
Fancy any hard liquors?
#1227 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
I still have my ps3. And I love my gamecube, Pokemon XD and luigis mansion are my favourite that I have. And it's either whiskey, rum, not that much of a fan of vodka anymore. Yourself?
#1276 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Whiskey and gin only cause they're cheap. Like you, I can't drink vodka anymore either haha! Whats your stance on the Soul Calibur series?
#1314 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
Cheap vodka ruined it for me. And I haven't played them for a few years, but number 2 was always my favourite on the gamecube.
#1348 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Muthafuckin Link! He's a beast in SC
What type of games do you like?
#1408 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
yes!!! Assassins Creed has always been my favourite game series although I am yet to finish Rogue or Unity. I'm hooked on Infamous Second Son atm tho.
#1424 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
I'm yet to play those and black flag haha! Revelations is my all time favorite though.
Dude, Second Son looks fun as fuck. Although Alex Mercer has both Cole and the new guy beat.
Cause he's edgy xD
#1455 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
I'd have to agree with you there!! it's fun but annoying at times xD love it though.
#1509 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Muh stacks
#1585 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
Looks sick bruh. So now we've establishded our game tastes mind if I ask where you're from?
#1597 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Ah, I'm from a crappy little state that still has taxes like its 1773 and is like New York's autistic cousin xD
Good ol dirty Massachusetts!
What about you?
#1604 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
ah sweet I'm from Yokrshire in England which is basically Englands version of South America.
#1617 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
HA! You're in England while I'm in the New England xD
Hows old England been? Tell your god damn redcoats to take it back on the taxes.
Like for real, its fucking ridiculous here haha!
#1631 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
as if xD and I was born in old York xD ill talk to king arthur and see if we can travel back in time in the TARDIS and fix things.
#1654 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
I expect results at your earliest convenience xD
I'll send this Native guy with admirable parkour skills to ship some quality American made burgers and hookers xD
#1662 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
I'll accept your American burgers and hookers and ill send James Bond with some Tea and a box set of documentaries on the queen xD
#1710 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Can I get a bundle deal? I can't have authentic English tea without authentic English crumpets ya dig? xD
#1153 - gaming, get drunk, get high, laugh at peoples stupidity. If an…  [+] (19 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#1166 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
you two? whatchu drink/play? or what do you play when you drink?
#1177 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
ps4, some PC games, cider mainly, I like to get high and play infamous because the colours makes me happy.
#1203 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
I'd play pc but my laptop can't handle most games. I stick with my 6 year old ps3 and recently returned gamecube to play when I blaze and pound PBRs
Fancy any hard liquors?
#1227 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
I still have my ps3. And I love my gamecube, Pokemon XD and luigis mansion are my favourite that I have. And it's either whiskey, rum, not that much of a fan of vodka anymore. Yourself?
#1276 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Whiskey and gin only cause they're cheap. Like you, I can't drink vodka anymore either haha! Whats your stance on the Soul Calibur series?
#1314 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
Cheap vodka ruined it for me. And I haven't played them for a few years, but number 2 was always my favourite on the gamecube.
#1348 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Muthafuckin Link! He's a beast in SC
What type of games do you like?
#1408 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
yes!!! Assassins Creed has always been my favourite game series although I am yet to finish Rogue or Unity. I'm hooked on Infamous Second Son atm tho.
#1424 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
I'm yet to play those and black flag haha! Revelations is my all time favorite though.
Dude, Second Son looks fun as fuck. Although Alex Mercer has both Cole and the new guy beat.
Cause he's edgy xD
#1455 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
I'd have to agree with you there!! it's fun but annoying at times xD love it though.
#1509 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Muh stacks
#1585 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
Looks sick bruh. So now we've establishded our game tastes mind if I ask where you're from?
#1597 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Ah, I'm from a crappy little state that still has taxes like its 1773 and is like New York's autistic cousin xD
Good ol dirty Massachusetts!
What about you?
#1604 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
ah sweet I'm from Yokrshire in England which is basically Englands version of South America.
#1617 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
HA! You're in England while I'm in the New England xD
Hows old England been? Tell your god damn redcoats to take it back on the taxes.
Like for real, its fucking ridiculous here haha!
#1631 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
as if xD and I was born in old York xD ill talk to king arthur and see if we can travel back in time in the TARDIS and fix things.
#1654 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
I expect results at your earliest convenience xD
I'll send this Native guy with admirable parkour skills to ship some quality American made burgers and hookers xD
#1662 - fuckinghashbrown (03/04/2015) [-]
I'll accept your American burgers and hookers and ill send James Bond with some Tea and a box set of documentaries on the queen xD
#1710 - beardedzombie (03/04/2015) [-]
Can I get a bundle deal? I can't have authentic English tea without authentic English crumpets ya dig? xD
#37 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on The Suite Life stars then... +111
#60 - TurtleOnItsBack (02/07/2015) [-]
I don't remember anything from that show except the PRNDL
#59 - derpinerryday (02/07/2015) [-]
Shit, I'm a guy and I'd buy it.

I just wanna know what a PRNDL smells like
#1425 - * roll cah question* *roll cah answer* 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#210 - here is the source. 12/18/2014 on How to start a riot 0
#63 - having your mate on your shoulders and feel his boner in the b…  [+] (24 new replies) 12/17/2014 on How to start a riot +72
#103 - roxasftw has deleted their comment.
User avatar #160 - supercookieduster (12/18/2014) [-]
whats the source on this animu?
#210 - fuckinghashbrown (12/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #161 - roxasftw (12/18/2014) [-]
I honestly don't kinow
#164 - supercookieduster (12/18/2014) [-]
gotcha. just recognized cuz of this, makes me lol
User avatar #137 - newpulse (12/18/2014) [-]
Your male doctors don't get an erection because they mentally trained that for years. Also if you see a lot of vaginas and tits in your workplace you start treating it like a regular thing.
#109 - thefuckingpatsfan (12/17/2014) [-]
Have you even been a teenage boy going through puberty? Your dick pops up so often for far less reasons than that, you practically have to play whack a mole with it just to keep it down.
User avatar #111 - roxasftw (12/17/2014) [-]
Yes, where your body is changing, getting use to it so to say
Or should I say, testing the water
User avatar #107 - monsterpacman (12/17/2014) [-]
I don't think erections in Calculus are needed...
User avatar #110 - roxasftw (12/17/2014) [-]
I will fucking sink with my red thumbs thefuckingpatsfan
User avatar #112 - monsterpacman (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm not even thefuckingpatsfan.
User avatar #113 - roxasftw (12/17/2014) [-]
I know, I wanted to mention him, so I am sorry for using you as a catalyst
User avatar #105 - evilpapagali (12/17/2014) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about?
User avatar #106 - roxasftw (12/17/2014) [-]
What The fuck are you talking about?
Plz don't kill me, I love you
No homo, Full Homo
User avatar #143 - evilpapagali (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, am I not getting a joke here?
User avatar #158 - roxasftw (12/18/2014) [-]
There is no joke
#170 - rollfourexplain (12/18/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 4,515**

I'm assuming you're female. Do you want me to talk about how erections work in a simple and non-gross manner?

It's funny because this looks like a legitimate misconception or the result of a clever lie. Healthy Human Males can get erections very easily. It's caused by blood flow to the penis. Hence the warning on infomercials about calling your doctor if you have an erection for more than 4 hours at a time.
User avatar #172 - roxasftw (12/18/2014) [-]
I completely understand how a boner works mate, for I am a male
Maybe my post was an elaborate ruse
#173 - rollfourexplain (12/18/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 1,384**
I see.
User avatar #174 - roxasftw (12/18/2014) [-]
I honestly thought that nobody would even respond, this is my first time doing anything "Troll" like
#175 - rollfourexplain (12/18/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 8,651**
I know what you mean. I've tried and failed to do stuff like that in the past (not on this site, I don't think). I can only do it well on select topics. Those doofuses that rile people up make it look so easy.
User avatar #168 - evilpapagali (12/18/2014) [-]
Okey dokey.
User avatar #85 - mexirican (12/17/2014) [-]
could of at least sourced
User avatar #73 - NinjaofINSANITY (12/17/2014) [-]
kind of hard to feel a tootsie roll sticking you
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#230 - I've been going through allot of stuff lately and I keep easil… 09/19/2014 on powerful ad against speeding 0
#227 - Once I caught him licking my doormat. 09/18/2014 on kick phanact off fj 0
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#66 - oh my god, I'm listening to my old Ipod and I got to follow th… 04/21/2014 on Always get me right in the... 0
#1951 - can I just say, you're all awesome people 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +2
#221 - Been Autistic doesn't make you retarded. I have aspergus(s… 04/10/2014 on title 0
#80 - sounds just like my and my sister when we used to play on our … 03/19/2014 on Me and My Bro, when nothing... 0
#161 - > be about 8, 9 or 10 >cant remember well >Ch… 03/19/2014 on Midnight walks +2
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#74 - "every british person has a old shirt covered in signatur…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Tumblr part 1 +2
User avatar #75 - myscreamingmidget (02/03/2014) [-]
they drew nipples and circles around my brothers man-boobs
#2 - sauce please  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Bubbles +5
User avatar #19 - darklava (01/28/2014) [-]
Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys
#4 - kambin (01/27/2014) [-]
Don't know what exactly you want but:
Show: Trailer Park Boys
Episode: The Bible Pimp (Season 2 Episode 5)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-z_Sgz-NGQ
#5 - I'm off to University this year to do media and film, and I am… 01/27/2014 on Living the dream +1
#87888 - play this it will touch everyones souls. I would like… 01/26/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#164 - lets have a best selfie competition  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on praise the lord +1
#184 - gigglebuns (01/26/2014) [-]
#7 - the time always cums  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on I feel you +4
User avatar #8 - include (01/20/2014) [-]
and goes.
#4 - you will get caught  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2014 on I feel you 0
User avatar #6 - include (01/20/2014) [-]
No I won't, I still haven't been caught.
#7 - fuckinghashbrown (01/20/2014) [-]
the time always cums
User avatar #8 - include (01/20/2014) [-]
and goes.
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COMMENT VIRGINITY TAKEN.
#2 to #1 - fuckinghashbrown (04/12/2013) [-]
THAT FELT SO GOODDD
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