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#67 - From what I can remember, that path isn't the only way up ther…  [+] (7 new replies) 15 hours ago on Let me now how's the food +4
User avatar #70 - nudybooty (15 hours ago) [-]
If there is a separate path why would people going down the path of death?
User avatar #74 - darthblam (15 hours ago) [-]
Free food and bragging rights?
User avatar #78 - nudybooty (15 hours ago) [-]
You get the free food for climbing up, you can take the other path down
User avatar #80 - darthblam (15 hours ago) [-]
Oh.. uh..
Bragging rights?
I don't know, there might be some crazy fit fucks that do this path regularly as a part of a workout routine.
User avatar #73 - Nihatclodra (15 hours ago) [-]
Free food vs. fucking expensive food. Also all that adrenaline makes food that much better.
User avatar #76 - nudybooty (15 hours ago) [-]
Yes but you only need to climb up it to get the free food, you don't need to go back down the same path.
User avatar #79 - Nihatclodra (15 hours ago) [-]
The "other path" is taking the supply helicopter. Needless to say, that's also expensive.
#5 - Rolling a ten and getting to pass my friends  [+] (20 new replies) 20 hours ago on Positive Happy Thread +242
User avatar #519 - FreddeMM (1 hour ago) [-]
**FreddeMM rolls 11**
User avatar #518 - thebaseballexpert (1 hour ago) [-]
>roll ten
>go back three spaces
>you have twins!
>roll three
>go back three spaces
>you have twins!

ffs game...
User avatar #315 - owemiegawd (16 hours ago) [-]
dont you mean spinning? you uncultured shit
#18 - mynigguh (20 hours ago) [-]
**mynigguh rolls 07**
#7 - amusingusername (20 hours ago) [-]
**amusingusername rolls 10**
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#359 - slashtrey (15 hours ago) [-]
#427 - greedtheavaricious (10 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #229 - randomwanker (18 hours ago) [-]
now you just need friends to pass
#278 - amusingusername (17 hours ago) [-]
Touché
User avatar #57 - jtastic (19 hours ago) [-]
god has blessed you with great rolls and a never ending virginity. seriously though amazing roll ily
User avatar #32 - dirtyvibrations (20 hours ago) [-]
gg no re
#29 - amusingusername (20 hours ago) [-]
Honestly I'm prouder about this randomly occurring accomplishment than I should.
#21 - ripley (20 hours ago) [-]
#22 - amusingusername (20 hours ago) [-]
Hah! I get to pass ya'll motherfuckers now.
#135 - thiswasnttaken (19 hours ago) [-]
that's nice.
Just wait until someone picks up the police officer job.
#206 - amusingusername (18 hours ago) [-]
Only if you play by the rules man.
#212 - thiswasnttaken (18 hours ago) [-]
But seriously, rules? Who does that?
Besides me, obviously.
#209 - thiswasnttaken (18 hours ago) [-]
They told me it was a bad idea to reuse the picture posted above mine..
#120 - This content is 5 months old 07/18/2014 on Potassium 0
#140 - If you have a passion for learning languages, going for a tran… 07/15/2014 on College then and now 0
#785 - **fuckingdaltonapple rolled image ** 07/10/2014 on fj prison 0
#143338 - After an Avast scan, I can get to my extensions just fine …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +3
#143340 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/10/2014) [-]
#143335 - Nope, I still get a plain white screen  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#143338 - fuckingdaltonapple (07/10/2014) [-]
After an Avast scan, I can get to my extensions just fine

Thanks a ton
#143340 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/10/2014) [-]
#143333 - But the thing is civfanatics isn't sketchy and I have adblock …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #143334 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/10/2014) [-]
chrome://extensions/

There's an extension hiding somewhere that started making the popups.
It's blocking you from seeing the extensions, clearly.
Try the link above, paste it into the browser, and see if it actually takes you to your extensions.
User avatar #143335 - fuckingdaltonapple (07/10/2014) [-]
Nope, I still get a plain white screen
#143338 - fuckingdaltonapple (07/10/2014) [-]
After an Avast scan, I can get to my extensions just fine

Thanks a ton
#143340 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/10/2014) [-]
#143321 - After scan report: a bunch of shit was found and removed, and … 07/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#143320 - Fuck I was just browsing civfanatics when something popped up …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #143339 - marinepenguin (07/10/2014) [-]
I get that shit randomly, it should be in extensions. Be careful though, because once it was disguised itself as a necessary program in my computer and I had to search the fuck out of my computer to weed it out and delete it.
User avatar #143331 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/10/2014) [-]
Download Avast as well.
Maybe even WinMHR.

2 basic rules to avoiding viruses:
1) Never visit sketchy websites. Always have AdBlock on. Google is your best friend.
2) Never download anything that is sketchy in the slightest.

You broke the first rule, here.
User avatar #143333 - fuckingdaltonapple (07/10/2014) [-]
But the thing is civfanatics isn't sketchy and I have adblock on

User avatar #143334 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/10/2014) [-]
chrome://extensions/

There's an extension hiding somewhere that started making the popups.
It's blocking you from seeing the extensions, clearly.
Try the link above, paste it into the browser, and see if it actually takes you to your extensions.
User avatar #143335 - fuckingdaltonapple (07/10/2014) [-]
Nope, I still get a plain white screen
#143338 - fuckingdaltonapple (07/10/2014) [-]
After an Avast scan, I can get to my extensions just fine

Thanks a ton
#143340 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/10/2014) [-]
#143322 - ilikethisusername (07/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #143321 - fuckingdaltonapple (07/10/2014) [-]
After scan report: a bunch of shit was found and removed, and the green word popups are gone, but I still can't get to my extensions

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#44 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #45 to #44 - fuckingdaltonapple (06/21/2014) [-]
You actually did it
User avatar #37 - eikof (03/29/2014) [-]
Hi, how are you?
I messaged you in chat, but I don't know if you got those messages.
User avatar #39 to #37 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/29/2014) [-]
Oh, and I'm doing pretty good. You?
User avatar #38 to #37 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/29/2014) [-]
What's chat?
User avatar #40 to #38 - eikof (03/29/2014) [-]
Oh, the thing at the bottom of the screen, it's like an IM chat, but you didn't reply.
I'm fine, thanks. What you up to?
User avatar #41 to #40 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/29/2014) [-]
Nothing much, roleplaying on W101
User avatar #42 to #41 - eikof (03/29/2014) [-]
Oh, sounds like fun.
I'll need to play some more of that later, it seems like a really cool game.
Do you ever use the FJHangout Tinychat? I'm in there now, it's pretty fun.
User avatar #43 to #42 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/29/2014) [-]
No, I've never used it
User avatar #13 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Has your grandma has her operation yet? If so, how did it go?
User avatar #14 to #13 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
It went through a couple hours ago. The surgery was done well, and all she has to do is recover.

User avatar #15 to #14 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Aw, glad to hear it went well.
Sounds like she has a nice family looking after her.
User avatar #16 to #15 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Lol I hope we're a good family at least
User avatar #17 to #16 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Re-reading that, it sounded weird...
I find it difficult talking to people I don't know that well, and I'm pretty awkward so I'll have to apologize. :p
#18 to #17 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Hey, it's fine. I'm like that too, since all I've really done in my childhood and life is kinda stay back from the crowd and keep to myself.
Hey, it's fine. I'm like that too, since all I've really done in my childhood and life is kinda stay back from the crowd and keep to myself.
User avatar #19 to #18 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
I don't have many, if any, friends outside the internet, so I don't get to socialize a whole lot, to be honest. I suffer from anxiety issues too so it makes it all the more difficult.

Do you play many video-games?
I saw that you have a 3DS on your profile, and I got one for Christmas.
What games do you have?
User avatar #20 to #19 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
The only game I have for it so far is Pokemon X. I don't really know what other games are on there (that I might be able to stand).

I mostly play MMOs lately.
User avatar #21 to #20 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
I have Pokemon X too, as well as Animal Crossing and a few others.

What MMOs? I like Roleplaying games and the like, but I've never had a good enough PC to run any decent online games.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Lol it might sound stupid but I play Wizard and Pirate101. I started playing them in 2009 and I never really quit.

I actually got my profile pic from a gif of P101.
User avatar #23 to #22 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
I've actually never heard of those games, are they fun?
And would my terrible laptop be able to run them? :p
User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
They're pretty fun imo, but idk about you. It's $10 a month to play (but that gives access to EVERYTHING)

And if you have a decent internet connection and system requirements, I think you might be able to play it. You can also lower the graphics quality if it makes it any faster.
User avatar #25 to #24 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Sounds really cool, I've always been into Wizards and Mages so I'm sure I'll like it.
Is there a free trial or anything? If there is I might try it out sometime.
User avatar #26 to #25 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah they both have a free trial. Wizard101 has a decent length one. You get the first areas (Unicorn Way and Triton Avenue) for free.
User avatar #27 to #26 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Trying out Wizard101 right now.
Just made my Wizard and am about to download it.

Thanks for adding me as a friend, by the way.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Cool. What class are you? My main is a storm, and I think it's a pretty fun class.

And no problem, I just realized I hadn't done that yet, so I thought I'd do it.
User avatar #29 to #28 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Going to try out Death.
I usually jump back and forth between characters, so if I'm able I'll probably try out a few others before deciding.

I used to, and still sometimes do, play Maplestory. Have you ever heard of it? It's a 2d MMORPG.
User avatar #30 to #29 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
I've heard of Maplestory, and tried it for a little bit. I could never really get into it. ._.

Also, death is pretty good. It was the first class I played as well, and I still have him. They're pretty dang good at soloing things.
User avatar #31 to #30 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Hey I have to eat, I'll be back soon. o:
User avatar #34 to #31 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm not able to reply to your newest comment for some reason.
I actually really like this game.
Surprised it runs on my laptop, and so far it seems really fun.
I like the card-based combat, and this game has some amazing voice-acting.
User avatar #36 to #34 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Oh and you can't reply because we've reached the reply limit.
User avatar #35 to #34 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Oh goody
If you like it now, the graphics and voice acting just get better as you get further along. (But don't affect your computer any worse)
User avatar #32 to #31 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Aw, okay.
It's late here, so I might not be on when you come back, but I hope I am.

Just trying out Wizard101, and at least in the tutorial it seems to be running okay.
User avatar #33 to #32 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Hey I'm back.
Also good luck in the game, I know I enjoyed it. But lately I've been on and off, but right now I'm really into it.
User avatar #4 - eikof (03/27/2014) [-]
;~;
User avatar #5 to #4 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/27/2014) [-]
I don't know who you are
User avatar #6 to #5 - eikof (03/27/2014) [-]
Sorry, I don't know you either.
Just saw you on a NSFW board and added you.
User avatar #7 to #6 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/27/2014) [-]
The only NSFW board I post on is /gay.

Do you have something you want to tell me, eikof?
User avatar #9 to #7 - eikof (03/27/2014) [-]
Sorry if that sounded too forward or intrusive, wasn't my intent.
Was just wanting to maybe talk or something.... ;~;
User avatar #8 to #7 - eikof (03/27/2014) [-]
No?
I was just wondering, are you into other chubby guys?
I saw your comment on /gay, and well, yeah.
User avatar #10 to #8 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/27/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know. I've never been with a chubby guy.

And also, even if I did, it's kinda bad, since my grandma needs to have surgery tomorrow for her gall bladder.
User avatar #11 to #10 - eikof (03/27/2014) [-]
Oh, hope everything goes okay for your grandma.
Talk to you some other time, maybe?
User avatar #12 to #11 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/27/2014) [-]
I'll see what I can do.
#1 - zameckis (10/21/2013) [-]
show up at random profile
took profile comment virginity
you should be grateful
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckingdaltonapple (11/16/2013) [-]
How the fuck did you change that image, and keep the old one when you enlarge it.
#3 to #2 - zameckis (11/17/2013) [-]
like this?
try enlarging it
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