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User avatar #147 - bensho (04/13/2014) [-]
It's pretty cool. My English teacher in high school had one. It essentially weaves the paper in on itself. That being said, it is made of plastic and is only strong enough to 'staple' about 5-6 pieces of paper together.

My friend used it on the collar of my shirt once...I really liked that shirt...
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A few of the teachers at my old school had them. As I recall, they were not the most reliable, especially when compared to actual staplers.
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It punches flaps into the paper to make them hold together.
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Whoops meant to have the probably kind of easy part as striked.
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User avatar #37 - eikof (03/29/2014) [-]
Hi, how are you?
I messaged you in chat, but I don't know if you got those messages.
User avatar #39 to #37 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/29/2014) [-]
Oh, and I'm doing pretty good. You?
User avatar #38 to #37 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/29/2014) [-]
What's chat?
User avatar #40 to #38 - eikof (03/29/2014) [-]
Oh, the thing at the bottom of the screen, it's like an IM chat, but you didn't reply.
I'm fine, thanks. What you up to?
User avatar #41 to #40 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/29/2014) [-]
Nothing much, roleplaying on W101
User avatar #42 to #41 - eikof (03/29/2014) [-]
Oh, sounds like fun.
I'll need to play some more of that later, it seems like a really cool game.
Do you ever use the FJHangout Tinychat? I'm in there now, it's pretty fun.
User avatar #43 to #42 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/29/2014) [-]
No, I've never used it
User avatar #13 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Has your grandma has her operation yet? If so, how did it go?
User avatar #14 to #13 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
It went through a couple hours ago. The surgery was done well, and all she has to do is recover.

User avatar #15 to #14 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Aw, glad to hear it went well.
Sounds like she has a nice family looking after her.
User avatar #16 to #15 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Lol I hope we're a good family at least
User avatar #17 to #16 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Re-reading that, it sounded weird...
I find it difficult talking to people I don't know that well, and I'm pretty awkward so I'll have to apologize. :p
#18 to #17 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Hey, it's fine. I'm like that too, since all I've really done in my childhood and life is kinda stay back from the crowd and keep to myself.
Hey, it's fine. I'm like that too, since all I've really done in my childhood and life is kinda stay back from the crowd and keep to myself.
User avatar #19 to #18 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
I don't have many, if any, friends outside the internet, so I don't get to socialize a whole lot, to be honest. I suffer from anxiety issues too so it makes it all the more difficult.

Do you play many video-games?
I saw that you have a 3DS on your profile, and I got one for Christmas.
What games do you have?
User avatar #20 to #19 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
The only game I have for it so far is Pokemon X. I don't really know what other games are on there (that I might be able to stand).

I mostly play MMOs lately.
User avatar #21 to #20 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
I have Pokemon X too, as well as Animal Crossing and a few others.

What MMOs? I like Roleplaying games and the like, but I've never had a good enough PC to run any decent online games.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Lol it might sound stupid but I play Wizard and Pirate101. I started playing them in 2009 and I never really quit.

I actually got my profile pic from a gif of P101.
User avatar #23 to #22 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
I've actually never heard of those games, are they fun?
And would my terrible laptop be able to run them? :p
User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
They're pretty fun imo, but idk about you. It's $10 a month to play (but that gives access to EVERYTHING)

And if you have a decent internet connection and system requirements, I think you might be able to play it. You can also lower the graphics quality if it makes it any faster.
User avatar #25 to #24 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Sounds really cool, I've always been into Wizards and Mages so I'm sure I'll like it.
Is there a free trial or anything? If there is I might try it out sometime.
User avatar #26 to #25 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah they both have a free trial. Wizard101 has a decent length one. You get the first areas (Unicorn Way and Triton Avenue) for free.
User avatar #27 to #26 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Trying out Wizard101 right now.
Just made my Wizard and am about to download it.

Thanks for adding me as a friend, by the way.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Cool. What class are you? My main is a storm, and I think it's a pretty fun class.

And no problem, I just realized I hadn't done that yet, so I thought I'd do it.
User avatar #29 to #28 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Going to try out Death.
I usually jump back and forth between characters, so if I'm able I'll probably try out a few others before deciding.

I used to, and still sometimes do, play Maplestory. Have you ever heard of it? It's a 2d MMORPG.
User avatar #30 to #29 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
I've heard of Maplestory, and tried it for a little bit. I could never really get into it. ._.

Also, death is pretty good. It was the first class I played as well, and I still have him. They're pretty dang good at soloing things.
User avatar #31 to #30 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Hey I have to eat, I'll be back soon. o:
User avatar #34 to #31 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm not able to reply to your newest comment for some reason.
I actually really like this game.
Surprised it runs on my laptop, and so far it seems really fun.
I like the card-based combat, and this game has some amazing voice-acting.
User avatar #36 to #34 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Oh and you can't reply because we've reached the reply limit.
User avatar #35 to #34 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Oh goody
If you like it now, the graphics and voice acting just get better as you get further along. (But don't affect your computer any worse)
User avatar #32 to #31 - eikof (03/28/2014) [-]
Aw, okay.
It's late here, so I might not be on when you come back, but I hope I am.

Just trying out Wizard101, and at least in the tutorial it seems to be running okay.
User avatar #33 to #32 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/28/2014) [-]
Hey I'm back.
Also good luck in the game, I know I enjoyed it. But lately I've been on and off, but right now I'm really into it.
User avatar #4 - eikof (03/27/2014) [-]
;~;
User avatar #5 to #4 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/27/2014) [-]
I don't know who you are
User avatar #6 to #5 - eikof (03/27/2014) [-]
Sorry, I don't know you either.
Just saw you on a NSFW board and added you.
User avatar #7 to #6 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/27/2014) [-]
The only NSFW board I post on is /gay.

Do you have something you want to tell me, eikof?
User avatar #9 to #7 - eikof (03/27/2014) [-]
Sorry if that sounded too forward or intrusive, wasn't my intent.
Was just wanting to maybe talk or something.... ;~;
User avatar #8 to #7 - eikof (03/27/2014) [-]
No?
I was just wondering, are you into other chubby guys?
I saw your comment on /gay, and well, yeah.
User avatar #10 to #8 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/27/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know. I've never been with a chubby guy.

And also, even if I did, it's kinda bad, since my grandma needs to have surgery tomorrow for her gall bladder.
User avatar #11 to #10 - eikof (03/27/2014) [-]
Oh, hope everything goes okay for your grandma.
Talk to you some other time, maybe?
User avatar #12 to #11 - fuckingdaltonapple (03/27/2014) [-]
I'll see what I can do.
#1 - zameckis (10/21/2013) [-]
show up at random profile
took profile comment virginity
you should be grateful
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckingdaltonapple (11/16/2013) [-]
How the **** did you change that image, and keep the old one when you enlarge it.
#3 to #2 - zameckis (11/17/2013) [-]
like this?
try enlarging it
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