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#14 - If only the z wasn't there 07/27/2015 on FuckFace +2
#34 - I watched the video in the description for about 4 mins, waiti… 07/25/2015 on Daniel "alright" 0
#31 - I forgot, but it was something really retarded, sorry fam  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2015 on Best way to die 0
#32 - olizandri (06/04/2015) [-]

nah though, it's alright.
#27 - How  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Best way to die +1
#29 - olizandri (06/04/2015) [-]
he deleted his comment like a bitch . what did he say?
User avatar #31 - fuckfacez (06/04/2015) [-]
I forgot, but it was something really retarded, sorry fam
#32 - olizandri (06/04/2015) [-]

nah though, it's alright.
#76 - Shh 05/25/2015 on Crystal pokemon 0
#33 - Shh 05/25/2015 on Dovahmeme -2
#17 - Shhhh  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Dovahmeme -2
User avatar #18 - mirukawa (05/24/2015) [-]
shut the fuck up.
User avatar #33 - fuckfacez (05/25/2015) [-]
#14 - Shh  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Dovahmeme -2
User avatar #15 - mirukawa (05/24/2015) [-]
mfw when people get so butthurt they downpinkie me
User avatar #16 - mirukawa (05/24/2015) [-]
mfw when I put "mfw when"
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User avatar #18 - mirukawa (05/24/2015) [-]
shut the fuck up.
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#22 - Or he just died 05/18/2015 on Fate's UBW Route In A Nutshell 0
#15 - Read the description  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Made Me Laugh +1
User avatar #28 - zeroqp (05/15/2015) [-]
Alright... thank you.
User avatar #24 - sliferzpwns (05/15/2015) [-]
How did they die from this condition? Does it degenerate some type of tissue? or did they harm themselves mortally from falling? Shit its sad
#30 - painispancakes (05/15/2015) [-]
Since you know what they had, it's uncommon for cats to have fainting goat syndrome and their little bodies couldn't,t take the stress as their muscles kept freezing up.
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User avatar #122 - fuckfacez (05/23/2013) [-]
You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”
You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”
“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”
“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”
“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”
“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way.
User avatar #121 - fuckfacez (01/31/2013) [-]
is this the krusty krab
#105 - midboe (07/30/2012) [-]
Is it okay if continue the thread here? Were running out of purple lines back there.
Is it okay if continue the thread here? Were running out of purple lines back there.
#107 to #106 - midboe (07/30/2012) [-]
Won't be for long though!
#109 to #108 - midboe (07/30/2012) [-]
So who is your favorite pony?
#110 to #109 - fuckfacez (07/30/2012) [-]
Rainbow Dash. What about you?
Rainbow Dash. What about you?
#111 to #110 - midboe (07/30/2012) [-]
Yeah, she's my favorite aswell. She's not the best pony though, to arogant for that in my opinion.
#112 to #111 - fuckfacez (07/30/2012) [-]
So who is best pony?
So who is best pony?
#113 to #112 - midboe (07/30/2012) [-]
Would be Applejack in my opinion, she's the only one who hasn't lost her mind(yet) at some point really, she was the only one who didn't eat any of sweets doing that train ride. And just the honesty, all of the other ponies have tried to cover something shameful up at some point.

#114 to #113 - fuckfacez (07/30/2012) [-]
True. but idk who is best
#115 to #114 - midboe (07/30/2012) [-]
Dont really think anyone is, Rainbow Dash is my favorite, but i dont claim her to be some godsend or something, i hate when people do that.
#116 to #115 - fuckfacez (07/30/2012) [-]
Yeah and i drew some off the pony's just i didn't put it on my computer yet i might show you tomorrow if i can
#117 to #116 - midboe (07/30/2012) [-]
That's cool, i'm always glad to meet other people who draw. This is one of my drawings that i made recently.
#120 to #118 - midboe (07/30/2012) [-]
I'll go to sleep now, i'll check by tomorrow to see if you have uploaded those drawings of yours.
#119 to #118 - midboe (07/30/2012) [-]
I also made this painting in school just before summer holidays started, i'm not allowed to take it home before i stop attending there.

It's also going to get shown together with some other paintings at some school event, i think i'm just going to pretend i didn't paint it..
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User avatar #90 to #116 - fuckfacez (02/26/2012) [-]
will we are on *a cool little website* we are doing the party hard there
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