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#7 - Dunkey babyyyyyyy 6 hours ago on Spoopy Dumpling +9
#1 - Gnarly dude 6 hours ago on Facts Comp #2 0
#36 - Sorry  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on Murph intesifies 0
#39 - castledabyss (07/24/2016) [-]
for what?
#102 - Make an account, dingleberry 07/24/2016 on Coolest Pokefusion +2
#49 - That music video ****** me up  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2016 on Why they scared +1
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#54 - twentytwelve (07/21/2016) [-]
It fucks with your emotions almost way too much, but what else would you expect from the time traveller's wife though his music video quality seems to be only improving
#27 - You're just hiding that you're actually gay, faggot 07/20/2016 on "are you winning son?" +138
#18 - "I would love this 10 times more If I hadn't seen it … 07/19/2016 on Sedorca Baviadamo Ettin +3
#37 - Your mom calls you once a month and you think that's too much?…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/19/2016 on Normie Gets Sad +34
#45 - anon (07/19/2016) [-]
You dont know his situation you cunt. Dont tell someone else how to live their life just cause you fucked up
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#38 - batmanuel (07/19/2016) [-]
I appreciate what you're trying to do. But to put it politely, you don't know her, and if you did, you'd wish you didn't.
#53 - insanefreak (07/19/2016) [-]
I can relate. I don't know your mum, but I know mine. She ruined my family, tormented my dad through court cases, lies, theft, stole everything he owned, stole my own savings the moment I chose to side with my dad (I had no access to it) after I found out she lied massively, drugged me for years, and is an absolute insane, controlling, manipulative bitch who has no morals but believes she is the good one.

She tried tracking me down once, showed up in the village I lived. I was at work then, but our community is close knit enough that the pharmacist on the other side of the street phoned me immediately, and the neighbour informed me as well. Got that bitch a restraining order. Don't want her in my life ever again.
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#82 - batmanuel (07/19/2016) [-]
I thought I had it bad. There are similarities between our mothers, but it seems yours is far more physically capable of the things she wants to do to you. Mine's got brittle bones, amongst other things and no driver's license. So for all her attempts at coercion, she still would need me to want to do something for her because she couldn't do it herself.
#83 - insanefreak (07/19/2016) [-]
The worst she did to me was when I believed her and when I loved her. She abused that love and twisted it to make me obey her. I hit my younger sister to protect my physically weaker mom.

The day I stood up to her, I had to sit down on a chair because I didn't want her to see my trembling legs.

I had contact with her twice thereafter. When she tried to sell the house my dad and I lived in, and both worked to protect. Warned her that the shit she was pulling would result in everything going to the taxes (she claimed my dad committed tax fraud and earned way more than he did to get more alimony, dad stamped that lie through her throat and demanded the tax department to charge him for it, which would mean that the money from the house being sold would go to them, which we both preferred over it going to her).

She did her pitiable act where her 'lawyer knew best', ignoring my pleas to check for herself and contact the people involved. Bitch refused, house got sold through the unfair prosecuting (cause a man can't do shit in court against lawyers, even with the truth on his side), money went to the fines. Eat shit bitch.

Second time I contacted her was when my baby sister, whom I love more than anything else, turned twelve. Wanted to take her to a theme park, she agreed, would take my eldest sister (who is a psycho bitch who had often tried to stab me with a knife for stupid reasons, such as not handing the remote for the half hour a day of tv allocated to me), with a friend of hers.

On the day itself, while driving to her, with the tickets in hand, a pick-nick, having taken a day off work, I get a single text 'can't go.' Try to call, nobody picks up, go to the house, nobody there, drive to my grandmother who lives close, nobody there, go to an group of aunts and uncles (most of them drunks) living together not too far away, the moment I tried to go on the driveway two of my mum's cousins blocked my way, shouting, slurring. I got out, seeing my mum's car, asked to talk to them. They insulted me some more, then hit me.

Apparently the cops were called, because they didn't arrive much later. I had been smart enough to film, so the judge later ruled that me breaking their noses and beating them up severely was self defense (I didn't lack bruises either, but I'm not drunk and way fitter than those two).

Cops thought I was violent, until I talked to them, showed them the footage, and stood there with tickets to a theme park and a damn pick nick in my car with nothing else. In the end I had to leave, never got to see my sis, never even got to talk to her through a phone or anything.

I hate my mother with a passion. I hate what she did to my dad. She cheated on him, left him without telling him, he came home to a literally empty house, no furniture, no kids, no wife, bitch even took all his clothes. Then proceeded to sue him in court for violence, cheating, which went well right up to the point I figured out the truth (she told us he was mentally ill, and our mum wouldn't lie to us, our so child me though, we never knew of the court).

Moment I changed sides, it wrecked the court process and gave my dad a fighting chance which we both took. He currently lives with me, in the house that I rent, because anything he owns will be stolen. I'm saving up nicely and doing well considering I started from scratch. He and I have an incredibly good bond that I wouldn't share for the world.

The only other sad thing is that losing the house meant losing our dog. Elgos, the brother I never had, smart as a human. Finally found a garden we could rent, put him there, both dad and me went there daily to walk him and play with him, then he got poisoned by a bitch and died in my dad's arms, despite rushing him to a vet.

Right, tears aside, I'm doing alright now. Just remember that FJ. Life may be tough, but we all have the ability to be tougher. Things will look up sooner or later, as long as you don't give up.
#84 - batmanuel (07/19/2016) [-]
That can't have been easy to write.
#32 - So you had autism strength?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2016 on Punishment +5
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#40 - okamibanshu (07/17/2016) [-]
no, only had one peice over my right arm, and it wasn't put down very well these are highschoolers, not german engineering students
#27 - Hilarious 07/05/2016 on Australia and Canada to... +27