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- Its supposed to be Jimmy Savile
I don't know who that is or what that means.
Google, bruh. But to save a little time he was an alleged sexual predator with hundreds of accusations made against him post mortem.
What's the point in making an accusation against someone post mortem? They're already dead, like....why?
Because he was so famous he was basically untouchable during his life, kinda like that dude from Sherlock who murders people but instead he molests them
Welp, you done it now lad.
We gonna have to call him Molestiarty from here on out.
Not Moriarty you clot, this fucker. Jesus christ that made me laugh
yah i kno, 'same actor' tho, was supposed to play him on the bio back in 2014 before the writer suddenly quit the project saying it was "just too soon to dramatise this travesty of justice." Apparently they also considered using James McAvoy but he denied ever being approached for it and said it was probably just a studio rumour from talking about potential candidates openly.
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Protestors arent your friends, he doesnt even know these people besides the fact that they are gathering for the same cause.
He cant possibly be the only one hurt and pushed aside, but for him to take it so personally that he gets some sort of "epiphany" must mean that the dude is a little bitch. If there were commotion and tear gas, chances are he wasnt even noticed.
maybe he wasnt around with strangers but a group of people he knew and thought would cover his back if needed?
Apparently he was uninformed that fighting the police is a lot different than getting into a bar fight with your buddies
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And I think NOT pointing it out is also bad because the cycle of impunity will continue, and racist black people will continue to feel free to be as racist and hateful as they want and say ''fuck white people'' as much as they want and continue to riot and cause chaos as much as they want.
I guess it all comes down to ''We have two options but either thinks the other's option leads to ruin so in the end it's like both options lead to ruin''...how annoying.
They all got arrested didnt they?
When you kidnap and torture a person based on your political views and these views are called a 'kids being kids' thing on tv, it loses its credit (not that doing that has worked well, tho, in that part you're right - that's why I called it a desperated attempt in my first comment), taking in consideration that that guy is black. What he is trying to do there is, not very functionally, put the political view of the act aside because it must be viewed as an action of somebody that doesnt know what he/she is doing.
Why is the police doing that? Because just 'exposing the facts' to the media will of course increase hate and tension between both whites and blacks, which can become a goddamn race civil war, which is very dangerous and also ridiculous. A fun example of that is what happens in Zootopia (yea I know). The scene where the waifu bunny tells everyone what she found out makes everybody get mad scared and increases tension in the society to a point that is unsustainable. These guys have to measure up very carefully what they say to the media. What happens to the white-hating guys is another story
...you have point. It's still sad though.
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I know that, really I'm just pissed about the whole forced "richonne" shit
plus I just really wanted to say affirmative action samurai leave me be
The whole sequence with Rick falling for that disposable blonde women, then her super fucking awkward death which there's NO FUCKING WAY rick would've allowed to happen since he had a shitload of time to watch walkers closing in. Seriously, rewatch the fucking scene
jessie was her name apparently
and tell me the Rick in that fucking show wouldn't have immediately rushed over, thrown that little faggot over his shoulder, and peaced out of there hatchet swinging the moment he noticed him freezing up, or at the very fucking least yanked jessie's ass away once he was kil, not just stand a foot away going "oh noooo, that sucks"
Fucking bs forced 'dramatic' death and then what was it, like two episodes later Rick doesn't even give a fuck and starts banging the leet ninja woman of colour. The whole thing just reeks of pandery shipping for the fucking sake of it, fuck. Also maybe I've just forgotten some important developmental points in Michonne's character, but she's always seemed so artificially badass to me. Like I get that she had a hard start and shit, turning her cousin(?) and boyfriend into undead mules and whatnot, but really other than that what did she endure in the show that the others didn't to turn her into this perfect, battle-hardened, maternal figure and voice of reason she's portrayed as? She should be damaged, reclusive, and vulnerable, she hasn't overcome enough to deserve her standing
Also fuck the "katana on the back" meme so hard, entirely impractical. Wear it on your hip you fucking weeaboo holy shit
Okay I'm done
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