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frighteningtoaster

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:1/02/2012
Last Login:6/05/2012
Location:In the kitchen
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 831 total,  1014 ,  183
Comment Thumbs: 122 total,  184 ,  62
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 82 Content: Srs Business → Level 83 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level 72 Comments: FJ Cultist → Level 73 Comments: FJ Cultist
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Content Views:104263
Times Content Favorited:61 times
Total Comments Made:66
FJ Points:951
Favorite Tags: look (3) | bitch (2) | dont (2) | here (2) | why (2) | You (2)
I am a scary toaster.
Fear me and my minions, for we will crisp your flesh to a perfect chewy-crispy combination and devour it.

-Toasty.

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#1 - That manly description deserves the manliest picture ever.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2012 on Old Spice 0
#2 - dragontaming (06/04/2012) [-]
#50 - I am truly sorry, bro. I've never seen this on Funnyjunk, and … 03/08/2012 on Putin's greeting. 0
#75 - I hate that when you've been a member of Funnyjunk, or even ju…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2012 on This is like a living hell. +3
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#130 - squeebels (03/04/2012) [-]
Drink the god damn tea already!
#338 - Yeah.. "love" and "tolerance" for all. >:) 03/04/2012 on when you post ponies on FJ -4
#55 - Pffff.. recycling? 03/04/2012 on classic rage guy... +8
#955 - Sorry, Mr. Gramma Nazi. I've been hitting the good ole ganja p…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2012 on This Is Why I Hate Kids 0
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#964 - datassman (03/02/2012) [-]
No hard feelings, I was just trying to decide whether to respect your opinion or count you among the countless ignoramuses on the internet.
#934 - I listen to Skrillex, but holy ******* god no. He is in now wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2012 on This Is Why I Hate Kids +4
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#946 - datassman (03/02/2012) [-]
He is now way better? Or in no way better?
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#955 - frighteningtoaster (03/02/2012) [-]
Sorry, Mr. Gramma Nazi. I've been hitting the good ole ganja pipe tonight, and my fingers are a little fuzzy to their commands.
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#964 - datassman (03/02/2012) [-]
No hard feelings, I was just trying to decide whether to respect your opinion or count you among the countless ignoramuses on the internet.
#518 - Picture 02/23/2012 on My current financial situation 0
#1194 - **frighteningtoaster rolls 05** Gary needs a new pair of dubs. 02/23/2012 on Helmet? 0
#83 - Picture 02/20/2012 on Epicness level = 9000 +1
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