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Date Signed Up:2/18/2012
Last Login:5/22/2014
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HOLY JESUS I haven't changed this for almost a year. Nothing new except I now reign not from the USA but from teh internet.

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#298 - I'm fine with people who don't know how to use computers … 04/07/2014 on Prepare to Rage +2
#43 - Destino, ****** trippy 04/04/2014 on What the fuck was Spy Kids? 0
#113 - I've heard many gay men say that they love boobs Same… 04/03/2014 on Natural World Order Fact +3
#185 - "the soldier fights for the hippys rights to protest agai… 04/03/2014 on 'Murica +1
#173 - Hey, look, I'm all for the pledge and I totally agree with it …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2014 on 'Murica 0
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#181 - thehornedking (04/03/2014) [-]
I understand. The constitution protects not saying the pledge. Typically those who don't say it are just trying to act like intellectuals, but they come across as raging assholes. Coming from a military family, it feels disrespectful to not say the pledge in protest of military, when it is the same military that secures the right to speak out against the government in this country.
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#185 - frienderman (04/03/2014) [-]
"the soldier fights for the hippys rights to protest against that soldier
the soldier fights for the politions rights to send that soldier to war
the soldier fights for business mans rights to make money
the soldier fights for the policeman's rights to arrest that soldier
the soldier fights for school kids right to know about past soldiers
the soldier fights to so that you may all sleep at night
the soldier fights for religion so that you may all believe what you wish
And yet the soldier fights on
the soldier fights for his flag, for his country, for his life"

I love this poem; it well surmises my feelings on what it means to be in the armed services, a duty and honor that I have not participated in.
#170 - You aren't legally obliged to. You can opt out if you wish. It…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2014 on 'Murica 0
#172 - thehornedking (04/03/2014) [-]
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#189 - Greevon (04/03/2014) [-]
Even if you don't pledge, you should still stand to show respect.

It's like being present for prayers when you don't belong to the religion. Sure, don't pray, but don't be a dick and make noise or whatever.
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#173 - frienderman (04/03/2014) [-]
Hey, look, I'm all for the pledge and I totally agree with it (though I've always gone to private schools where we don't say it); I'm just saying that people claiming that we're fascists who force kids to swear absolute allegiance to the nation are blatantly wrong.
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#181 - thehornedking (04/03/2014) [-]
I understand. The constitution protects not saying the pledge. Typically those who don't say it are just trying to act like intellectuals, but they come across as raging assholes. Coming from a military family, it feels disrespectful to not say the pledge in protest of military, when it is the same military that secures the right to speak out against the government in this country.
User avatar
#185 - frienderman (04/03/2014) [-]
"the soldier fights for the hippys rights to protest against that soldier
the soldier fights for the politions rights to send that soldier to war
the soldier fights for business mans rights to make money
the soldier fights for the policeman's rights to arrest that soldier
the soldier fights for school kids right to know about past soldiers
the soldier fights to so that you may all sleep at night
the soldier fights for religion so that you may all believe what you wish
And yet the soldier fights on
the soldier fights for his flag, for his country, for his life"

I love this poem; it well surmises my feelings on what it means to be in the armed services, a duty and honor that I have not participated in.
#9 - As someone who has done stage magic in the past, this makes me cringe.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Magic +220
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#36 - Jameshaich (03/30/2014) [-]
As someone who has never done stage magic, your comment made me cringe
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#22 - roelrollx (03/30/2014) [-]
look at it this way, they're comedians and in no way wanna be magicians yeah that was terrible
#12 - anon (03/30/2014) [-]
I bet you get mad pussy nigga dawg
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