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#119 - she got arrested for this in london 1 hour ago on /pol/ wasn't allowed to... 0
#71 - what ethnicity is jon anyways don't go saying he's white b…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/27/2016 on adventures of jon tron 0
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#77 - loganofbuals (06/27/2016) [-]
He's middle eastern. At least his dad is that we know of.
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#76 - darthblam (06/27/2016) [-]
Apparently he's Middle Eastern.
His dad is Iranian and his mom, as he said in a Game Grumps vid is "Hungarian, or Yugoslavian, or some shit."
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#72 - fuccthedevil (06/27/2016) [-]
He's a rare breed called the "Starvedforattentionus Clickbaitian"
#73 - KBD (06/27/2016) [-]
#54 - can we not flag for removal of this **** 06/26/2016 on Americans watching Brexit... +1
#11 - Knowing the comics, I am wholeheartedly convinced that Zarya i…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/18/2016 on Feels +51
#39 - anon (06/19/2016) [-]
I would also like to point out that Heavy had two sisters. So Zarya may not have been Zhanna's daughter, but still Heavy's niece.
#24 - anon (06/19/2016) [-]
That would mean Zhanna is the woman being shot and killed in the above comic.
Though I have trouble believing Soldier would want to live anywhere that wasn't America, let alone Russia.
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#25 - twothreefivefive (06/19/2016) [-]
Though Heavy said in the op comic that Zarya needed to get home to her mother.
#32 - iseeyoufapping (06/19/2016) [-]
Also, Zhanna is missing her left hand, which you can see on the woman from the comic.
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#33 - itsbeowulftime (06/19/2016) [-]
The woman in the comic isn't the implied mother.
Heavy said they should get her BACK to her mother.
#35 - iseeyoufapping (06/19/2016) [-]
Yes, and in addition to that, Zhanna lost her left hand: the woman in the comic clearly has a left hand. Therrefore, they can't be the same person. What's wrong about that?

#36 - olizandri (06/19/2016) [-]
The woman shot at in OP's comic isn't Zhanna.
If it was, then Heavy wouldn't have said "We need to get you to your mother".
Him saying that implies that Zhanna is somewhere else, (maybe) far away.
#18 - geraltofmeowia (06/19/2016) [-]
#13 - ryanunlockedsjw (06/18/2016) [-]
Love that idea
#30 - post uncensored in ****, I dun seen you done it before  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2016 on Shattered Dreams 0
#31 - enigmathirteen (06/17/2016) [-]
**enigmathirteen used "*roll picture*"**
**enigmathirteen rolled image** Fiiiiiiiiiine: /nsfw/hkijLux/Shattered+dreams+uncensored+version/
#19 - I'd prefer if Blizzard instead made every character OP as ****…  [+] (37 new replies) 06/15/2016 on WidowMaker NERF +7
#60 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
They have a game like that it's called DOTA 2, most Heroes are OP as fuck and items are also OP as fuck.
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#87 - saxong (06/15/2016) [-]
I was about to say the exact same thing. DOTA 2 is balanced by insurmountable imbalance and nothing else.
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#56 - grimsho (06/15/2016) [-]
Every character IS overpowered as fuck, that's basically Overwatch's design ethos.
Not as overpowered as one-shotting everything, because that, by nature, means nobody is overpowered if you die in one hit, and makes it extremely unfun when the enemy team of 6 D.Vas are spraying their machine gun fire from across the map and killing you the instant you step out of spawn.
Even without using cheap tactics like that (even though everyone will), the least fun part of Overwatch, in fact, every game, is dying and respawning and walking back to the fight (ie: the gameplay). With what you're proposing, that's what the vast majority of game time will end up being for players, just because some idiot on the enemy team got lucky while running around on the walls in a back alley and shooting everywhere hoping to get a hit. Dying, and the respawn/walk back mechanics are punishments for poor play. This means such punishments as death and walking back shouldn't be handed out like candy by giving every character 1hp.
#50 - matthewonetwothree (06/15/2016) [-]
let me tell you about world of warcraft where everyone is actually the same kit with different animations and everyone is op!
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#101 - saxong (06/15/2016) [-]
Please do tell me how a sub rogue and a fire mage are the same, I'd love to hear that.
#148 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
You haven't played enough of pvp or pve to understand the basics of the game, you will figure it out sooner or later if you keep playing.
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#149 - saxong (06/16/2016) [-]
A+ non-answer. a perfect 5/7.
#158 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
Do you know what each of their spells do?
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#159 - saxong (06/16/2016) [-]
Yes, quite well, which is why I wanted to hear your reasoning behind saying that they're the same, because they're clearly not, and I wanted to be amused by someone being creative enough in their hate to draw similarities where none are. Instead I got an angry person being angry about things that were unrelated to the conversation.
#160 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
See i know you're baiting but i just don't care ill explain it to you. Fire mage and rogue might not be the easiest to relate but ill give it a shot
#153 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
Go ahead give me imaginary negative points while you never enjoy the game again.
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#154 - saxong (06/16/2016) [-]
Sorry I stopped paying attention when you weren't able to argue my original point, which is all I cared about in the first place.
#155 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
A+ non-answer, a perfect 5/7. im glad you're intelligent enough to refute my point
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#156 - saxong (06/16/2016) [-]
Look back at my original comment please you incredibly angry person. IDGAF about anything but your ability to present how sub rogues and fire mages are the same, as you said "everyone is actually the same kit".
#165 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
If you respond i might be a bit im going to play cs
#164 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
there may be small differences that make each class a "special snow flake" but when it comes down to it they're all extremely similar.
#162 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
pyroblast-ambush
subtlety awards 2 combo points while ignoring armour - pyroblast getting 2 single strike non periodic fire critial strikes in a row will make the next one cost no mana and instantly. Both of these spells are high damage and lead into the next high damage spell.
backstab-fireball backstab-core damage that you repeat to maintain dps while inbetween attacks
hemmorage-damage over time applied with medium damage
living bomb- damage over time with medium damage

incanters flow-a high cd spell that increase damage for your other spells
marked for death- a high cd spell that increases damage for your other spells
dragons breath- directional, medium damage
backstab- directional damage, medium damage
honor among thieves- critical hits grant a combo point i.e more spells cast
heating up- a critical strike makes your next pyroblast spell instant case cost no mana and deal 25% more damage i.e More spell casts
Shall i continue?
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#168 - saxong (06/16/2016) [-]
Color me amused, most of them are stretches and you didn't adress what you called their "special snowflake" aspects but you DID try.
#171 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
Fire mage-long range specialized in many spell casts
sub rogue- melle specialized in stealth
Its simple when it comes down to it
#169 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
so you're saying you want me to continue?
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#170 - saxong (06/16/2016) [-]
Nah, we've both spent too much time on this train of thought and I'm dicking around on the Legion pre-patch on the PTR so I'm not super invested in this anymore.
#172 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
alright well, i enjoyed proving my point have a good one! Btw you misunderstood my tone dont assume people are trying to argue not everyone is a neanderthal
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#173 - saxong (06/16/2016) [-]
One of the major downsides of text communication, it's just not possible to know for sure what someone is about from the words alone
#174 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
Well said, have a good one!
#157 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
haha alright buddy
#152 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
Also resto shammy is the exact same as the other healers give riptide, chain heal
#151 - matthewonetwothree (06/16/2016) [-]
look at the basic destruction warlock spells and the basic marksman hunter spells theyre exactly the same, look at warrior and ret pally theyre exactly the same, there are 4 characters in total melle ranged healer tank. Every single class in them is exactly the same. Melle, ret paladin and warrior, 5 second stun, damage reflection, huge self heals same thing applies for feral druid and rogue. Healer druid is the same as a priest, heal over time(druid) priest give shield so you can heal, a heal over time casted through multiple spells. Tank-20% increased threat, shield throw, aoe that increases threat, shitty self heal, damage reflection. Sure sub rogue and fire mage arent the same but mage is the same character as hunter warlock and shadow priest with different spell names and icons. Rogue is the same as ret pally, warrior feral druid ect. A+ non answer coming from one of the best hunters to ever play the game. You can try to refute any of this but you are wrong i realized this and it ruined the game for me you can only truly play 4 characters before you have played them all.
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#28 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
That just sounds like you'd spend most of your time with that game watching the kill cam and walking back to the fight
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#107 - zetsuboukamina (06/15/2016) [-]
No respawn time.


Basically a tf2 x10 server
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#26 - guardianatreyu (06/15/2016) [-]
Maybe for the weekly brawl
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#24 - zenjion (06/15/2016) [-]
>heros never die
>everyone dies
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#23 - animesource (06/15/2016) [-]
But it would be even more spray & pray.
Pretty much first hit kills.
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#22 - kyoutu (06/15/2016) [-]
That literally makes no sense. If everyone was OP then the game would be balanced...
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#108 - zetsuboukamina (06/15/2016) [-]
Make a mode, like the tf2 x10 servers. Pure chaos and damn good fun
#21 - supertypicaluser (06/15/2016) [-]
If everyone is OP, no one is.
#30 - Last I checked it was 800 but that was a few months ago. D…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2016 on It all makes sense now 0
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#31 - OtisMcWonderful (06/15/2016) [-]
Yeah. The average price on Amazon is like $410 right now.
#27 - The priv is only available for an upwards of $800+  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2016 on It all makes sense now +1
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#29 - OtisMcWonderful (06/15/2016) [-]
What? It's like a $400 phone.
#30 - frets (06/15/2016) [-]
Last I checked it was 800
but that was a few months ago. Did it really get that cheap?
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#31 - OtisMcWonderful (06/15/2016) [-]
Yeah. The average price on Amazon is like $410 right now.
#28 - nippps (06/14/2016) [-]
DAMN thats a nice phone. I kinda want it. There are still cheaper blackberry options. And regardless, like responded above, there are still options available. Still a cool phone.
#131 - what's the source on the angry little man with the unusually l…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2016 on Random shit on my phone 64 0
#136 - damnedsergal (06/16/2016) [-]
it's Koksal Baba! look it up on youtube!
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#133 - scrublordsinc (06/16/2016) [-]
whats the sauce on that shit
#5 - He met her in the jewelery store and decided to woo her by pro…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2016 on Neet +20
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#6 - ohmahgawdd (06/09/2016) [-]
If I remember correctly, it was a screw hook which he put in a ring box.
#14 - anon (06/10/2016) [-]
You are both correct, the hook was to hold up the picture used in the display
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