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User avatar #25 - anikinskywalker (09/30/2015) [-]
On the internet? Where one could Google "sick burns" in a moment's notice? Perhaps a better place would be IM.
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#28 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
No offence to OP, but I speak from my own experience.
I never posted on this site but these "thruths" are really limiting to your experience.
If you want to get some real friends you just wanna go out and talk to people about everything, be yourself and don't be another tourist.

But hey, don't take my word for it.
#52 - bizengaust (09/15/2015) [-]
Since you hold no offense to me allow me to explain myself with no offense to you. I've spent a good portion of my life traveling. I've gone from Russia to America and finally to Japan and some places in between and if there is one big thing I've learned it's there will always be rules to follow. I wouldn't say all these things might happen but if they do you should be prepared for it. Yes, in a perfect world we could just act how we want as it suits us, but in reality what we thing is acceptable behavior could run the risk of insulting another person. I make comps just to make people aware of what might be tossed their way lest they become inconvenienced by it. You can still be yourself, abide rules, and get the full experience believe it or not. I'm sorry if you don't like my "truths" but they are well intended from someone who has experience traveling abroad.
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#171 - bizengaust (09/14/2015) [-]
If they do they don't say anything about it. Its not exactly something I advertise to the world nor something I put on my resume. although that would be awesome I used to contribute to a blog that I wrote serious stuff about work and traveling in Japan that they thought was pretty boring so honestly if I told them I was famous on an obscure funny site they probably wouldn't believe me. Gif is my students when I told them about my blogging acheivment
User avatar #172 - freaxxshow (09/14/2015) [-]
well, I guess Funnyjunk isn't suited for minors anyways..

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User avatar #43 to #42 - freaxxshow ONLINE (09/10/2015) [-]
Mein Führer!
User avatar #37 - Churchandtex (07/14/2015) [-]
Hey, m8, are there any shows/movies that are made in Germany you can suggest to me? YOu know, anything that has reliable subtitles written and performed by native speakers.
User avatar #38 to #37 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
Phew, "Kein Bund für's Leben" is alright, but I doubt you'll find a subbed version :/

Other than that, I don't really like german movies or shows... German Television is pretty much absolute garbage
User avatar #39 to #38 - Churchandtex (07/16/2015) [-]
Lol, why do you say that? Actually, I feel that way about most American T.V.
User avatar #40 to #39 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
yeah, german television is HEAVILY influenced by murica, we have exactly the same **** you guys got, but it's made in an even worse quality
User avatar #7 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
Hello, I am a weeb but for German **** . Let's be friends.
#8 to #7 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
uuh.. k?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
Ich brauche ein freund zum uben mein deustch mit
User avatar #10 to #9 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
*Ich brauche einen Freund, um mein deutsch zu üben.

You mustn't fall into translating word by word, thats the same mistake most germans do when they're trying to speak english, which results in sentences like:

"My english is not the yellow from the egg." or "This is me sausage."
User avatar #11 to #10 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
Meine grammatik ist scheisse
User avatar #12 to #11 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
proper grammar is the hardest thing when trying to learn german I guess, because it sometimes just doesn't make any sense at all, like someone, at some point was just like: "Yea, **** it, were just doing it this way and call it a day."
User avatar #14 to #12 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
How do you suggest I learn grammar?
User avatar #13 to #12 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
Etwas Ich hab nie verstehen, wohin kommt grammatik.
User avatar #15 to #13 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
Sorry, can't make sense of that sentence.

[...], wohin kommt Grammatik.
roughly translates to: "[...], where does the grammar go."

First part should be: "Etwas habe ich nicht verstanden, [...] "

Ich habe - I have
Er/Sie hat - He/She has
Sie haben - They have

but in a sentence like that, where you first name something (In this case, it's actually "something" as a word) you have to turn that **** , as I said, absolute nonsense

Sorry I'm a terrible teacher
User avatar #16 to #15 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
Shouldn't it be, "where does grammar come from,"?
User avatar #17 to #16 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
no, that would be: "[...], wo kommt die Grammatik her?" or "[...], woher kommt die Grammatik?"

Honestly, I would have no idea where to start with learning german grammar properly, as it's hard even for some native speakers. I guess your best bet would be to talk to someone fluent in german in person, but that won't make your grammar flawless, it will make you good, but not perfect.

Trying to read books in german is also a REAAALLY good way of learning grammar, back in school you could see/hear if someone was reading a book from time to time or not, just because of the grammar he/she used.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
Remember any kids books from back in the day that would be a good place to start?
User avatar #19 to #18 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
phew, lemme think.

Your bet is just as good as mine. You can always look for books you know in english, which have been translated to german.

One book I do remember from my childhood is "Pitje Puck", it's a series of childrens books, if you could get your hands on some of them, theyre really easy to read.
User avatar #21 to #19 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
Ha ha, found an audio book of it, but I think I found something better, actually. Dragonball z Hörspiel Folge 1
User avatar #23 to #21 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
"if" I could? My friend, this is the internet, anything is possible. Danke schoen. Oh, btw, can you make umlauts with a qwerty?
User avatar #22 to #20 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
Dude I have no Idea But just use aou instead of äöü, everyone will still understand in 99% of the time.

Also: One thing you should also realise is, german accents are beyond ****** . There is nearly noone who speaks without accent, and the accents completly alter german is some cases, words are non-existant or there are completely new words.

For example, I'm from "Unterfranken" which is on the border from bavaria to hessen.

A sentence like: "Wann kommt denn der Bus nach Aschaffenburg?"
(Transl.: "When does the bus to Aschaffenburg come?")
Is spoken like: "Wann kommtn de Bus nach Aschebersch?"
User avatar #24 to #22 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
YOu're probably going to hate me for saying this but I'm a huge Rammstein fan so the German that I speak I learned from Till so I speak with his accent. I don't know what regional accent he has though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
Till speaks without accent, but his vocabulary is insane, given he is using some words that my great-grandfather thought wouldn't anybody use anymore
User avatar #27 to #25 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, learning his lyrics have given me the accent and vocabulary I have, grammar is where I really fall short, though and I want to become fluent.
User avatar #28 to #27 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
if you're not born in germany noone will break a sweat if your grammar isn't perfect as long as it's understandable. You still have to learn it, but Rammstein isn't the right thing to learn grammar, as song lyrics can bend grammar to some degree for the sake of better sound. Watch german shows, or read articles and books, it's really ******* hard in the beginning, but with a basic vocabulary you should manage in some time.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
THanks, dude. So, do they teach English in school or did you learn from the internet or what? I know most European people know a little English but you seem to have a particularly good grasp of it.
User avatar #36 to #29 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
nope, the sentence is perfectly fine, which is a really rare thing to see in Anime, most of the time they're just like "Yea, that sounds pretty much like german."
User avatar #34 to #29 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
haha, I fell of my chair laughing when I first saw the intro


But yea, AoT really has a pretty german-ish setting
User avatar #35 to #34 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
Somebody told me that was grammatically incorrect, is that true?
User avatar #32 to #29 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
we reached the reply limit

as for the japanese dude: Actually most japanese people are going nuts for german, they actually use some of it, Guten Morgen for example, and if you watch alot of anime, you'll notice a lot of german they use for their SUPER AWESOME MEGA ULTRA FINISHER MOVES and **** .
User avatar #33 to #32 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
Noticed that in AoT
User avatar #30 to #29 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
They teach english in school, but the english they teach you is **** .

Learned it from just going on the interwebz, watching movies on english, playing games on english, playing international MMO's and talking on english there, **** like that.

I'm actually at the point where I consider my english good enough to start learning another language, probably japanese because I'm a ******* weeaboo like that
User avatar #31 to #30 - Churchandtex (07/11/2015) [-]
Lol, maybe I'll meet a Japanese dude who's nuts about American culture and this will all come full circle.
User avatar #26 to #25 - freaxxshow ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
Most german poetry, songs and **** are without accent, so everybody can understand it.
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