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I am a Stickfigure, and while i am not against posting my own nudity, i doubt highly that you want to see stick figure sex, not much to show...

I search and deliver what i find to be either interesting or particularly erotic shit

Frankly - You see this name, you think dirty.

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#22 - I really should make a guy for PVP and helping out new guys, b… 04/19/2015 on Best Warnings 0
#20 - Lets see I normally go around with +5 Chaos Pyromancy Flame, T…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Best Warnings 0
#21 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Sounds good, I'm not a IRS guy I run Elite Knight set +10, Ring of FaP, Havel's ring, Chaos Mace +5 Lightning SSS +5 (Chaos DGM +5 for PVP), Sunlight Shield +15, And Sunlight talisman for miracles.
#22 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
I really should make a guy for PVP and helping out new guys, because at the moment my main (and only character) I wanted to fit literally every possible situation so I leveled him to every soft cap (except for strength, that I went over the soft cap so he could on hand wield Smough's Hammer

It was only when I was part way through this part (and honesty I am not even close to being done) that I realized PVP and Helping have level caps, which I greatly exceeded, effectively fucking myself over
#18 - Huh, weird, I heard it caps at +7 I'm only on NG+ and…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Best Warnings +1
#19 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
BK shield+5 + Gold-hemmed black set + BK sword+5 + Hornet ring + parry = New dark lord.
Yeah it seemed, at least to me, that they still increase beyond NG+7 but very little.
#20 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Lets see I normally go around with +5 Chaos Pyromancy Flame, Tin Banishment Catalyst or Darkmoon Talisman depending on what I am using for spells or miricles.

I got an Iron Round Shield or Grass Crest Shield, and Silver Knight Spear + 5, Dark Knight Halberd + 5 (Actually all the Dark and Silver Knight Weapons, but those I use the most) and Titianite Catching Pole + 5

For armor I usually have Black Iron + 5 or Giant's + 5, with Havel's Ring and either Covetous Silver or Gold Serpent Ring

... I enjoy grinding
#21 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Sounds good, I'm not a IRS guy I run Elite Knight set +10, Ring of FaP, Havel's ring, Chaos Mace +5 Lightning SSS +5 (Chaos DGM +5 for PVP), Sunlight Shield +15, And Sunlight talisman for miracles.
#22 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
I really should make a guy for PVP and helping out new guys, because at the moment my main (and only character) I wanted to fit literally every possible situation so I leveled him to every soft cap (except for strength, that I went over the soft cap so he could on hand wield Smough's Hammer

It was only when I was part way through this part (and honesty I am not even close to being done) that I realized PVP and Helping have level caps, which I greatly exceeded, effectively fucking myself over
#16 - We all have to take it from the Big Dark Kock eventually …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Best Warnings 0
#17 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks. That guy was not too bad before but then I got to him in NG+10 and something was different I don't know but he raped my shit for days. BTW the enemies start getting less buffs after NG+7 so it was strange.
Have another.
#18 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Huh, weird, I heard it caps at +7

I'm only on NG+ and he is still pushing my shit in, so I guess I am kind of fucked should I ever try this guy again later
#19 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
BK shield+5 + Gold-hemmed black set + BK sword+5 + Hornet ring + parry = New dark lord.
Yeah it seemed, at least to me, that they still increase beyond NG+7 but very little.
#20 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Lets see I normally go around with +5 Chaos Pyromancy Flame, Tin Banishment Catalyst or Darkmoon Talisman depending on what I am using for spells or miricles.

I got an Iron Round Shield or Grass Crest Shield, and Silver Knight Spear + 5, Dark Knight Halberd + 5 (Actually all the Dark and Silver Knight Weapons, but those I use the most) and Titianite Catching Pole + 5

For armor I usually have Black Iron + 5 or Giant's + 5, with Havel's Ring and either Covetous Silver or Gold Serpent Ring

... I enjoy grinding
#21 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Sounds good, I'm not a IRS guy I run Elite Knight set +10, Ring of FaP, Havel's ring, Chaos Mace +5 Lightning SSS +5 (Chaos DGM +5 for PVP), Sunlight Shield +15, And Sunlight talisman for miracles.
#22 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
I really should make a guy for PVP and helping out new guys, because at the moment my main (and only character) I wanted to fit literally every possible situation so I leveled him to every soft cap (except for strength, that I went over the soft cap so he could on hand wield Smough's Hammer

It was only when I was part way through this part (and honesty I am not even close to being done) that I realized PVP and Helping have level caps, which I greatly exceeded, effectively fucking myself over
#14 - He just runs contrary to how I played most of the rest of the … 04/19/2015 on Best Warnings 0
#10 - Hardest Boss in the Game, for me at least, is this *******…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Best Warnings +2
User avatar #45 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
I'm into speedrunning DS1, have a time of 2h30m after about 80 runs. Anyway, I just want to add that after RTSRing every boss so many times, I have to say it's Kalameet and O&S that gives me most chokes.

Kalameet because he has attacks with physical boxes that drag you along and kill you after your invincibility runs out.

O&S because beating that fight without getting scraped a single time is fucking difficult.
User avatar #46 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
I feel you with Kalameet, I would still be going against that guy but sadly my console refuses to read disks and if I played it on my computer the rig would probably set fire. My issue is that I have an extremely hard time reading his movements and my attacks simply don't do enough damage, and seeing as his Calamity ring and general attacks hit like they do Hit and Run tactics aren't feasible for me... but that's dark souls for you, the only winning move is to never stop playing

Smough and Ornstiene are fuckers, how I honestly don't know how people get through them without bringing Solaire. Do you at least kill Ornstien first so the later half is simpler?
User avatar #47 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
In a speedrun settup you need exactly 5 greater soul arrows to kill Ornstein. Usually you just quit out of the game and go back in if he starts with lightning spear. When he charges you, you can get one spear for free. From there, it's one hell of an RNG fight. Sometimes Smough plays nice, sometimes Ornstein feels like sidestepping every spell. Not much you can do but dodge like a god.

When you learn to speedrun you really really need to learn every boss attack in the game, because with RTSR you are constantly at 15% hp with no armor, so every hit is fatal and a time loss. Kalameet takes 8 soul spears to kill if you are curious.
User avatar #48 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Never been a speed runner of games, I'm too much of a competitionist for that. My current plan is to level everything up to the soft cap (strength to above the soft cap) so I can theoretically do any build

But then I realized that PVP and summoning is level capped sooooo yeah, kinda fucked myself
User avatar #49 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
You should try a crapplemage run sometime, not speedrunning per se, but killing the bosses the speedrun way. It's a completely different challenge, you deal a shazillion damage but literally everything oneshots you, no blocking either.
#15 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
NG+ 10 BDK was the single hardest boss I've ever fought.
Have a nice wallpaper.
#16 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
We all have to take it from the Big Dark Kock eventually

Have a wallpaper too
#17 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks. That guy was not too bad before but then I got to him in NG+10 and something was different I don't know but he raped my shit for days. BTW the enemies start getting less buffs after NG+7 so it was strange.
Have another.
#18 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Huh, weird, I heard it caps at +7

I'm only on NG+ and he is still pushing my shit in, so I guess I am kind of fucked should I ever try this guy again later
#19 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
BK shield+5 + Gold-hemmed black set + BK sword+5 + Hornet ring + parry = New dark lord.
Yeah it seemed, at least to me, that they still increase beyond NG+7 but very little.
#20 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Lets see I normally go around with +5 Chaos Pyromancy Flame, Tin Banishment Catalyst or Darkmoon Talisman depending on what I am using for spells or miricles.

I got an Iron Round Shield or Grass Crest Shield, and Silver Knight Spear + 5, Dark Knight Halberd + 5 (Actually all the Dark and Silver Knight Weapons, but those I use the most) and Titianite Catching Pole + 5

For armor I usually have Black Iron + 5 or Giant's + 5, with Havel's Ring and either Covetous Silver or Gold Serpent Ring

... I enjoy grinding
#21 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Sounds good, I'm not a IRS guy I run Elite Knight set +10, Ring of FaP, Havel's ring, Chaos Mace +5 Lightning SSS +5 (Chaos DGM +5 for PVP), Sunlight Shield +15, And Sunlight talisman for miracles.
#22 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
I really should make a guy for PVP and helping out new guys, because at the moment my main (and only character) I wanted to fit literally every possible situation so I leveled him to every soft cap (except for strength, that I went over the soft cap so he could on hand wield Smough's Hammer

It was only when I was part way through this part (and honesty I am not even close to being done) that I realized PVP and Helping have level caps, which I greatly exceeded, effectively fucking myself over
User avatar #11 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
well at least you room to move in. personally i think he was quite easy.

the usual dodge and roll stab in the ass.
User avatar #14 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
He just runs contrary to how I played most of the rest of the game, had the same problem with Queelag honestly (well before I decided to switch from using spear and shield to spec into using a two handed sword)

He just moves real fast and I can't quite figure out what he is gonna do because his attacks look the same, his using his calamity attack looks the same as his black flame but they have to be dodged differently

Idk, I'll kill this fucker someday, but it is not this one
User avatar #12 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
you have*
#8 - He is, my only problem with it was that I didn't really have a…  [+] (19 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Best Warnings 0
User avatar #25 - angelious (04/19/2015) [-]
4 kings was a bitch.


then i maxed out on magic defense and laughed and laughed as i beat him to death while he couldnt do jackshit about it.
#9 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
the boss i had most trouble with was this fucker lol. I know he's supposed to be really easy when you know what to do, but i had no idea what i walked into as i played the game blind with no help the first time.

died like 8 times or something lol
#10 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Hardest Boss in the Game, for me at least, is this fucking fucker

Everyone else is at least understandable, but not him. What doesn't help that I, in my infinate wisdom, decided to only get the DLC after I NG+'d, so he hits like a god damn truck on top of being unpredictable
User avatar #45 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
I'm into speedrunning DS1, have a time of 2h30m after about 80 runs. Anyway, I just want to add that after RTSRing every boss so many times, I have to say it's Kalameet and O&S that gives me most chokes.

Kalameet because he has attacks with physical boxes that drag you along and kill you after your invincibility runs out.

O&S because beating that fight without getting scraped a single time is fucking difficult.
User avatar #46 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
I feel you with Kalameet, I would still be going against that guy but sadly my console refuses to read disks and if I played it on my computer the rig would probably set fire. My issue is that I have an extremely hard time reading his movements and my attacks simply don't do enough damage, and seeing as his Calamity ring and general attacks hit like they do Hit and Run tactics aren't feasible for me... but that's dark souls for you, the only winning move is to never stop playing

Smough and Ornstiene are fuckers, how I honestly don't know how people get through them without bringing Solaire. Do you at least kill Ornstien first so the later half is simpler?
User avatar #47 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
In a speedrun settup you need exactly 5 greater soul arrows to kill Ornstein. Usually you just quit out of the game and go back in if he starts with lightning spear. When he charges you, you can get one spear for free. From there, it's one hell of an RNG fight. Sometimes Smough plays nice, sometimes Ornstein feels like sidestepping every spell. Not much you can do but dodge like a god.

When you learn to speedrun you really really need to learn every boss attack in the game, because with RTSR you are constantly at 15% hp with no armor, so every hit is fatal and a time loss. Kalameet takes 8 soul spears to kill if you are curious.
User avatar #48 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Never been a speed runner of games, I'm too much of a competitionist for that. My current plan is to level everything up to the soft cap (strength to above the soft cap) so I can theoretically do any build

But then I realized that PVP and summoning is level capped sooooo yeah, kinda fucked myself
User avatar #49 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
You should try a crapplemage run sometime, not speedrunning per se, but killing the bosses the speedrun way. It's a completely different challenge, you deal a shazillion damage but literally everything oneshots you, no blocking either.
#15 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
NG+ 10 BDK was the single hardest boss I've ever fought.
Have a nice wallpaper.
#16 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
We all have to take it from the Big Dark Kock eventually

Have a wallpaper too
#17 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks. That guy was not too bad before but then I got to him in NG+10 and something was different I don't know but he raped my shit for days. BTW the enemies start getting less buffs after NG+7 so it was strange.
Have another.
#18 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Huh, weird, I heard it caps at +7

I'm only on NG+ and he is still pushing my shit in, so I guess I am kind of fucked should I ever try this guy again later
#19 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
BK shield+5 + Gold-hemmed black set + BK sword+5 + Hornet ring + parry = New dark lord.
Yeah it seemed, at least to me, that they still increase beyond NG+7 but very little.
#20 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Lets see I normally go around with +5 Chaos Pyromancy Flame, Tin Banishment Catalyst or Darkmoon Talisman depending on what I am using for spells or miricles.

I got an Iron Round Shield or Grass Crest Shield, and Silver Knight Spear + 5, Dark Knight Halberd + 5 (Actually all the Dark and Silver Knight Weapons, but those I use the most) and Titianite Catching Pole + 5

For armor I usually have Black Iron + 5 or Giant's + 5, with Havel's Ring and either Covetous Silver or Gold Serpent Ring

... I enjoy grinding
#21 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Sounds good, I'm not a IRS guy I run Elite Knight set +10, Ring of FaP, Havel's ring, Chaos Mace +5 Lightning SSS +5 (Chaos DGM +5 for PVP), Sunlight Shield +15, And Sunlight talisman for miracles.
#22 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
I really should make a guy for PVP and helping out new guys, because at the moment my main (and only character) I wanted to fit literally every possible situation so I leveled him to every soft cap (except for strength, that I went over the soft cap so he could on hand wield Smough's Hammer

It was only when I was part way through this part (and honesty I am not even close to being done) that I realized PVP and Helping have level caps, which I greatly exceeded, effectively fucking myself over
User avatar #11 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
well at least you room to move in. personally i think he was quite easy.

the usual dodge and roll stab in the ass.
User avatar #14 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
He just runs contrary to how I played most of the rest of the game, had the same problem with Queelag honestly (well before I decided to switch from using spear and shield to spec into using a two handed sword)

He just moves real fast and I can't quite figure out what he is gonna do because his attacks look the same, his using his calamity attack looks the same as his black flame but they have to be dodged differently

Idk, I'll kill this fucker someday, but it is not this one
User avatar #12 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
you have*
#6 - Probably (I switched to how when you attack Gwynevere Anor Lon…  [+] (21 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Best Warnings 0
User avatar #7 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
he really is an easy boss. you just zig zag his shit and hide behind pillars until you reach him.
User avatar #8 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
He is, my only problem with it was that I didn't really have anything in way of magical defense so I could take at most like 2 hits, also I was a fan of Halberds and Spears which he seemed to love to teleport away from

Same issue as I had with the 4 Kings, thinking about it
User avatar #25 - angelious (04/19/2015) [-]
4 kings was a bitch.


then i maxed out on magic defense and laughed and laughed as i beat him to death while he couldnt do jackshit about it.
#9 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
the boss i had most trouble with was this fucker lol. I know he's supposed to be really easy when you know what to do, but i had no idea what i walked into as i played the game blind with no help the first time.

died like 8 times or something lol
#10 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Hardest Boss in the Game, for me at least, is this fucking fucker

Everyone else is at least understandable, but not him. What doesn't help that I, in my infinate wisdom, decided to only get the DLC after I NG+'d, so he hits like a god damn truck on top of being unpredictable
User avatar #45 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
I'm into speedrunning DS1, have a time of 2h30m after about 80 runs. Anyway, I just want to add that after RTSRing every boss so many times, I have to say it's Kalameet and O&S that gives me most chokes.

Kalameet because he has attacks with physical boxes that drag you along and kill you after your invincibility runs out.

O&S because beating that fight without getting scraped a single time is fucking difficult.
User avatar #46 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
I feel you with Kalameet, I would still be going against that guy but sadly my console refuses to read disks and if I played it on my computer the rig would probably set fire. My issue is that I have an extremely hard time reading his movements and my attacks simply don't do enough damage, and seeing as his Calamity ring and general attacks hit like they do Hit and Run tactics aren't feasible for me... but that's dark souls for you, the only winning move is to never stop playing

Smough and Ornstiene are fuckers, how I honestly don't know how people get through them without bringing Solaire. Do you at least kill Ornstien first so the later half is simpler?
User avatar #47 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
In a speedrun settup you need exactly 5 greater soul arrows to kill Ornstein. Usually you just quit out of the game and go back in if he starts with lightning spear. When he charges you, you can get one spear for free. From there, it's one hell of an RNG fight. Sometimes Smough plays nice, sometimes Ornstein feels like sidestepping every spell. Not much you can do but dodge like a god.

When you learn to speedrun you really really need to learn every boss attack in the game, because with RTSR you are constantly at 15% hp with no armor, so every hit is fatal and a time loss. Kalameet takes 8 soul spears to kill if you are curious.
User avatar #48 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Never been a speed runner of games, I'm too much of a competitionist for that. My current plan is to level everything up to the soft cap (strength to above the soft cap) so I can theoretically do any build

But then I realized that PVP and summoning is level capped sooooo yeah, kinda fucked myself
User avatar #49 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
You should try a crapplemage run sometime, not speedrunning per se, but killing the bosses the speedrun way. It's a completely different challenge, you deal a shazillion damage but literally everything oneshots you, no blocking either.
#15 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
NG+ 10 BDK was the single hardest boss I've ever fought.
Have a nice wallpaper.
#16 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
We all have to take it from the Big Dark Kock eventually

Have a wallpaper too
#17 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks. That guy was not too bad before but then I got to him in NG+10 and something was different I don't know but he raped my shit for days. BTW the enemies start getting less buffs after NG+7 so it was strange.
Have another.
#18 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Huh, weird, I heard it caps at +7

I'm only on NG+ and he is still pushing my shit in, so I guess I am kind of fucked should I ever try this guy again later
#19 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
BK shield+5 + Gold-hemmed black set + BK sword+5 + Hornet ring + parry = New dark lord.
Yeah it seemed, at least to me, that they still increase beyond NG+7 but very little.
#20 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Lets see I normally go around with +5 Chaos Pyromancy Flame, Tin Banishment Catalyst or Darkmoon Talisman depending on what I am using for spells or miricles.

I got an Iron Round Shield or Grass Crest Shield, and Silver Knight Spear + 5, Dark Knight Halberd + 5 (Actually all the Dark and Silver Knight Weapons, but those I use the most) and Titianite Catching Pole + 5

For armor I usually have Black Iron + 5 or Giant's + 5, with Havel's Ring and either Covetous Silver or Gold Serpent Ring

... I enjoy grinding
#21 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Sounds good, I'm not a IRS guy I run Elite Knight set +10, Ring of FaP, Havel's ring, Chaos Mace +5 Lightning SSS +5 (Chaos DGM +5 for PVP), Sunlight Shield +15, And Sunlight talisman for miracles.
#22 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
I really should make a guy for PVP and helping out new guys, because at the moment my main (and only character) I wanted to fit literally every possible situation so I leveled him to every soft cap (except for strength, that I went over the soft cap so he could on hand wield Smough's Hammer

It was only when I was part way through this part (and honesty I am not even close to being done) that I realized PVP and Helping have level caps, which I greatly exceeded, effectively fucking myself over
User avatar #11 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
well at least you room to move in. personally i think he was quite easy.

the usual dodge and roll stab in the ass.
User avatar #14 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
He just runs contrary to how I played most of the rest of the game, had the same problem with Queelag honestly (well before I decided to switch from using spear and shield to spec into using a two handed sword)

He just moves real fast and I can't quite figure out what he is gonna do because his attacks look the same, his using his calamity attack looks the same as his black flame but they have to be dodged differently

Idk, I'll kill this fucker someday, but it is not this one
User avatar #12 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
you have*
#4 - Oh he most certainly is, I really do feel bad for the kid, try…  [+] (23 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Best Warnings +2
User avatar #5 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
i like how you switch from he to her.

is that intentional
User avatar #6 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Probably (I switched to how when you attack Gwynevere Anor Londo becomes Dark, when I did it I used a Greatbow because it seemed to be required for the situation, but whatever makes me look the most intelligent I guess)
User avatar #7 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
he really is an easy boss. you just zig zag his shit and hide behind pillars until you reach him.
User avatar #8 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
He is, my only problem with it was that I didn't really have anything in way of magical defense so I could take at most like 2 hits, also I was a fan of Halberds and Spears which he seemed to love to teleport away from

Same issue as I had with the 4 Kings, thinking about it
User avatar #25 - angelious (04/19/2015) [-]
4 kings was a bitch.


then i maxed out on magic defense and laughed and laughed as i beat him to death while he couldnt do jackshit about it.
#9 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
the boss i had most trouble with was this fucker lol. I know he's supposed to be really easy when you know what to do, but i had no idea what i walked into as i played the game blind with no help the first time.

died like 8 times or something lol
#10 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Hardest Boss in the Game, for me at least, is this fucking fucker

Everyone else is at least understandable, but not him. What doesn't help that I, in my infinate wisdom, decided to only get the DLC after I NG+'d, so he hits like a god damn truck on top of being unpredictable
User avatar #45 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
I'm into speedrunning DS1, have a time of 2h30m after about 80 runs. Anyway, I just want to add that after RTSRing every boss so many times, I have to say it's Kalameet and O&S that gives me most chokes.

Kalameet because he has attacks with physical boxes that drag you along and kill you after your invincibility runs out.

O&S because beating that fight without getting scraped a single time is fucking difficult.
User avatar #46 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
I feel you with Kalameet, I would still be going against that guy but sadly my console refuses to read disks and if I played it on my computer the rig would probably set fire. My issue is that I have an extremely hard time reading his movements and my attacks simply don't do enough damage, and seeing as his Calamity ring and general attacks hit like they do Hit and Run tactics aren't feasible for me... but that's dark souls for you, the only winning move is to never stop playing

Smough and Ornstiene are fuckers, how I honestly don't know how people get through them without bringing Solaire. Do you at least kill Ornstien first so the later half is simpler?
User avatar #47 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
In a speedrun settup you need exactly 5 greater soul arrows to kill Ornstein. Usually you just quit out of the game and go back in if he starts with lightning spear. When he charges you, you can get one spear for free. From there, it's one hell of an RNG fight. Sometimes Smough plays nice, sometimes Ornstein feels like sidestepping every spell. Not much you can do but dodge like a god.

When you learn to speedrun you really really need to learn every boss attack in the game, because with RTSR you are constantly at 15% hp with no armor, so every hit is fatal and a time loss. Kalameet takes 8 soul spears to kill if you are curious.
User avatar #48 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Never been a speed runner of games, I'm too much of a competitionist for that. My current plan is to level everything up to the soft cap (strength to above the soft cap) so I can theoretically do any build

But then I realized that PVP and summoning is level capped sooooo yeah, kinda fucked myself
User avatar #49 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
You should try a crapplemage run sometime, not speedrunning per se, but killing the bosses the speedrun way. It's a completely different challenge, you deal a shazillion damage but literally everything oneshots you, no blocking either.
#15 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
NG+ 10 BDK was the single hardest boss I've ever fought.
Have a nice wallpaper.
#16 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
We all have to take it from the Big Dark Kock eventually

Have a wallpaper too
#17 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks. That guy was not too bad before but then I got to him in NG+10 and something was different I don't know but he raped my shit for days. BTW the enemies start getting less buffs after NG+7 so it was strange.
Have another.
#18 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Huh, weird, I heard it caps at +7

I'm only on NG+ and he is still pushing my shit in, so I guess I am kind of fucked should I ever try this guy again later
#19 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
BK shield+5 + Gold-hemmed black set + BK sword+5 + Hornet ring + parry = New dark lord.
Yeah it seemed, at least to me, that they still increase beyond NG+7 but very little.
#20 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Lets see I normally go around with +5 Chaos Pyromancy Flame, Tin Banishment Catalyst or Darkmoon Talisman depending on what I am using for spells or miricles.

I got an Iron Round Shield or Grass Crest Shield, and Silver Knight Spear + 5, Dark Knight Halberd + 5 (Actually all the Dark and Silver Knight Weapons, but those I use the most) and Titianite Catching Pole + 5

For armor I usually have Black Iron + 5 or Giant's + 5, with Havel's Ring and either Covetous Silver or Gold Serpent Ring

... I enjoy grinding
#21 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Sounds good, I'm not a IRS guy I run Elite Knight set +10, Ring of FaP, Havel's ring, Chaos Mace +5 Lightning SSS +5 (Chaos DGM +5 for PVP), Sunlight Shield +15, And Sunlight talisman for miracles.
#22 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
I really should make a guy for PVP and helping out new guys, because at the moment my main (and only character) I wanted to fit literally every possible situation so I leveled him to every soft cap (except for strength, that I went over the soft cap so he could on hand wield Smough's Hammer

It was only when I was part way through this part (and honesty I am not even close to being done) that I realized PVP and Helping have level caps, which I greatly exceeded, effectively fucking myself over
User avatar #11 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
well at least you room to move in. personally i think he was quite easy.

the usual dodge and roll stab in the ass.
User avatar #14 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
He just runs contrary to how I played most of the rest of the game, had the same problem with Queelag honestly (well before I decided to switch from using spear and shield to spec into using a two handed sword)

He just moves real fast and I can't quite figure out what he is gonna do because his attacks look the same, his using his calamity attack looks the same as his black flame but they have to be dodged differently

Idk, I'll kill this fucker someday, but it is not this one
User avatar #12 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
you have*
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User avatar #3 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
from what i got out of the lore the kid was pretty down
User avatar #4 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Oh he most certainly is, I really do feel bad for the kid, trying his best to hold up the web of lies that keep the people of Anor Londo sane only for you to drive a Dragon Arrow into her face, destroying the illusion
User avatar #5 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
i like how you switch from he to her.

is that intentional
User avatar #6 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Probably (I switched to how when you attack Gwynevere Anor Londo becomes Dark, when I did it I used a Greatbow because it seemed to be required for the situation, but whatever makes me look the most intelligent I guess)
User avatar #7 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
he really is an easy boss. you just zig zag his shit and hide behind pillars until you reach him.
User avatar #8 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
He is, my only problem with it was that I didn't really have anything in way of magical defense so I could take at most like 2 hits, also I was a fan of Halberds and Spears which he seemed to love to teleport away from

Same issue as I had with the 4 Kings, thinking about it
User avatar #25 - angelious (04/19/2015) [-]
4 kings was a bitch.


then i maxed out on magic defense and laughed and laughed as i beat him to death while he couldnt do jackshit about it.
#9 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
the boss i had most trouble with was this fucker lol. I know he's supposed to be really easy when you know what to do, but i had no idea what i walked into as i played the game blind with no help the first time.

died like 8 times or something lol
#10 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Hardest Boss in the Game, for me at least, is this fucking fucker

Everyone else is at least understandable, but not him. What doesn't help that I, in my infinate wisdom, decided to only get the DLC after I NG+'d, so he hits like a god damn truck on top of being unpredictable
User avatar #45 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
I'm into speedrunning DS1, have a time of 2h30m after about 80 runs. Anyway, I just want to add that after RTSRing every boss so many times, I have to say it's Kalameet and O&S that gives me most chokes.

Kalameet because he has attacks with physical boxes that drag you along and kill you after your invincibility runs out.

O&S because beating that fight without getting scraped a single time is fucking difficult.
User avatar #46 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
I feel you with Kalameet, I would still be going against that guy but sadly my console refuses to read disks and if I played it on my computer the rig would probably set fire. My issue is that I have an extremely hard time reading his movements and my attacks simply don't do enough damage, and seeing as his Calamity ring and general attacks hit like they do Hit and Run tactics aren't feasible for me... but that's dark souls for you, the only winning move is to never stop playing

Smough and Ornstiene are fuckers, how I honestly don't know how people get through them without bringing Solaire. Do you at least kill Ornstien first so the later half is simpler?
User avatar #47 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
In a speedrun settup you need exactly 5 greater soul arrows to kill Ornstein. Usually you just quit out of the game and go back in if he starts with lightning spear. When he charges you, you can get one spear for free. From there, it's one hell of an RNG fight. Sometimes Smough plays nice, sometimes Ornstein feels like sidestepping every spell. Not much you can do but dodge like a god.

When you learn to speedrun you really really need to learn every boss attack in the game, because with RTSR you are constantly at 15% hp with no armor, so every hit is fatal and a time loss. Kalameet takes 8 soul spears to kill if you are curious.
User avatar #48 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Never been a speed runner of games, I'm too much of a competitionist for that. My current plan is to level everything up to the soft cap (strength to above the soft cap) so I can theoretically do any build

But then I realized that PVP and summoning is level capped sooooo yeah, kinda fucked myself
User avatar #49 - northleech (04/19/2015) [-]
You should try a crapplemage run sometime, not speedrunning per se, but killing the bosses the speedrun way. It's a completely different challenge, you deal a shazillion damage but literally everything oneshots you, no blocking either.
#15 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
NG+ 10 BDK was the single hardest boss I've ever fought.
Have a nice wallpaper.
#16 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
We all have to take it from the Big Dark Kock eventually

Have a wallpaper too
#17 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks. That guy was not too bad before but then I got to him in NG+10 and something was different I don't know but he raped my shit for days. BTW the enemies start getting less buffs after NG+7 so it was strange.
Have another.
#18 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Huh, weird, I heard it caps at +7

I'm only on NG+ and he is still pushing my shit in, so I guess I am kind of fucked should I ever try this guy again later
#19 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
BK shield+5 + Gold-hemmed black set + BK sword+5 + Hornet ring + parry = New dark lord.
Yeah it seemed, at least to me, that they still increase beyond NG+7 but very little.
#20 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
Lets see I normally go around with +5 Chaos Pyromancy Flame, Tin Banishment Catalyst or Darkmoon Talisman depending on what I am using for spells or miricles.

I got an Iron Round Shield or Grass Crest Shield, and Silver Knight Spear + 5, Dark Knight Halberd + 5 (Actually all the Dark and Silver Knight Weapons, but those I use the most) and Titianite Catching Pole + 5

For armor I usually have Black Iron + 5 or Giant's + 5, with Havel's Ring and either Covetous Silver or Gold Serpent Ring

... I enjoy grinding
#21 - toa (04/19/2015) [-]
Sounds good, I'm not a IRS guy I run Elite Knight set +10, Ring of FaP, Havel's ring, Chaos Mace +5 Lightning SSS +5 (Chaos DGM +5 for PVP), Sunlight Shield +15, And Sunlight talisman for miracles.
#22 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
I really should make a guy for PVP and helping out new guys, because at the moment my main (and only character) I wanted to fit literally every possible situation so I leveled him to every soft cap (except for strength, that I went over the soft cap so he could on hand wield Smough's Hammer

It was only when I was part way through this part (and honesty I am not even close to being done) that I realized PVP and Helping have level caps, which I greatly exceeded, effectively fucking myself over
User avatar #11 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
well at least you room to move in. personally i think he was quite easy.

the usual dodge and roll stab in the ass.
User avatar #14 - franklyimaperson (04/19/2015) [-]
He just runs contrary to how I played most of the rest of the game, had the same problem with Queelag honestly (well before I decided to switch from using spear and shield to spec into using a two handed sword)

He just moves real fast and I can't quite figure out what he is gonna do because his attacks look the same, his using his calamity attack looks the same as his black flame but they have to be dodged differently

Idk, I'll kill this fucker someday, but it is not this one
User avatar #12 - dalgaard (04/19/2015) [-]
you have*
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User avatar #7 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/18/2015) [-]
I don't think it's about how much he said it, but it's about the way he said it.
#4 - marshwulff (04/18/2015) [-]
Well i think it´s because everytime he said it, it was memorable.
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i remember a video showing all the times he said bitch the whole show, he had around 50-60 something. so a little less than 1 bitch per episode
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You are right, reducing flushing and shower times does more than the other ones other than the almond farms. With CA's obsession with locally grown foods, they are causing more problems. If they used foods from the midwest, where we are not in a drought, then they would be closer to ending the crisis.
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User avatar #184 - carnivoreapples (04/16/2015) [-]
kek
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But at least it was like an alternate universe bullshit idea where nothing about the games was important, but then suddenly they added Ada, Leon, Barry, Chris and Jill into the mix. Which fucked up everything.
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User avatar #43 - psychadelicace (04/12/2015) [-]
Im still here baby
User avatar #48 - franklyimaperson (04/12/2015) [-]
Yaaaaaaay! I was just concerned because I wasn't sure if you were ok with this guy taking your content and stuff
#30 - neeeeee (04/11/2015) [-]
I know right, his comps were cool. He said something about losing interest
User avatar #44 - psychadelicace (04/12/2015) [-]
Thanks man <3
#47 - neeeeee (04/12/2015) [-]
You´re welcome, haha. you had a good run, and we forgive you for ending it
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User avatar #43 - ronyx (07/10/2015) [-]
Good times good times good times
User avatar #45 to #43 - franklyimaperson (07/10/2015) [-]
The Cars- Good Times Roll But will they roll?
User avatar #46 to #45 - ronyx (07/10/2015) [-]
So i got all these "friends" on FJ, buti never talk to them so i'm dropping a friendly message
User avatar #47 to #46 - franklyimaperson (07/10/2015) [-]
Sounds like a proper plan, I should perhaps do the same
User avatar #48 to #47 - ronyx (07/10/2015) [-]
Yea, it's like why are we friends if we're not going to talk to each other or at least acknowledge each other. I don't like fake bitches
#49 to #48 - franklyimaperson (07/10/2015) [-]
You think I'mma fake hoe?
User avatar #51 to #49 - ronyx (07/10/2015) [-]
gtg the cartel is here and they want their ****
#52 to #51 - franklyimaperson (07/10/2015) [-]
**** there **** up, make them rue the day they hired that vagrant to steal your mail
#50 to #49 - ronyx (07/10/2015) [-]
You're OK now since we just spoke, but the rest are still in the "FAKE BITCHES" zone
User avatar #42 to #41 - franklyimaperson (03/24/2015) [-]
Aw yeah, giving me some of that Vixen action
User avatar #39 to #38 - franklyimaperson (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh yeah baby, give me some of that bread lovin goodness
#19 - ronyx (11/05/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#20 to #19 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Interesting...
Interesting...

#24 to #22 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
So what brings you here, 3rd person to post on my profile?
So what brings you here, 3rd person to post on my profile?
#26 to #24 - ronyx (11/05/2012) [-]
lol i dunno how i got here
lol i dunno how i got here
#27 to #26 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Meh, good enough reason as any, what do you feel like talking about   
   
(god dammit, found this gif after it would of been useful)
Meh, good enough reason as any, what do you feel like talking about

(god dammit, found this gif after it would of been useful)
#28 to #27 - ronyx (11/05/2012) [-]
Let's talk about buttsecks.
Let's talk about buttsecks.
User avatar #30 to #28 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Hmmm... why not
#31 to #30 - ronyx (11/05/2012) [-]
enlrg pls
#33 to #32 - ronyx (11/05/2012) [-]
franklyimaperson plis
franklyimaperson plis
User avatar #1 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
greetings
User avatar #2 to #1 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Oh herro, congratulations on being the second person to comment on my profile
User avatar #35 to #2 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
hahaha, so it's just curiousity eh
i see i see
User avatar #3 to #2 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
i'm honored

how do you do on this fine day, sir franklyimaperson?
User avatar #4 to #3 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Decent enough, decided on a whim to go through some favorite games I haven't played in a while. worked out fantastic

yourself comrade?
User avatar #5 to #4 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
glad to hear
looks like you are able to find some joy for yourself, rejoice

as for myself, just wake up, nothing to tell so far


may i ask, what's your interest?
User avatar #6 to #5 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
You'll have to be more specific
User avatar #7 to #6 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
like hobbies, and what kind of subject/entertainment you are into
User avatar #8 to #7 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Computers (the actual maintenance of them as well as the funner aspects), Radio, nearly all forms of media (Music, Movies, TV, Podcast, Newspaper, etc), gathering information and learning, acting, others I am probably forgetting

Yourself?
User avatar #9 to #8 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
i see,
so you are quite a computer wizard, yes?

as for me, my interest changing over tiem, so i can't quite sure about it
User avatar #10 to #9 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Oh no no, I ain't no wizard, I know wizards and enjoy their company and learning from them, but I am no where near skilled enough to be considered to be that level

Lets try something easy, sense they keep changing, what music do you like
User avatar #11 to #10 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
i see.,.,

hm.,. music? i quite enjoy something classical
yourself?

User avatar #12 to #11 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
All forms of music;

Classic Rock, Grunge, Electro Swing, Jazz, Big Band, Tribal Rhythm, Classical, Easy Listening, New Wave, Early forms of Rap, R&B, Country, Blue Grass, and it goes on and on

About the only thing I refuse to listen to is modern rappers and most forms of Pop (there are some exceptions to this rule, but it is very few and far between)
User avatar #13 to #12 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
i see, pop and rap music have many repetitive lyrics lately, it can't be helped

judging from channel you join up
i dare to guess, you are into katawa shoujo, yes?
User avatar #14 to #13 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
KS is, honestly, one of the greatest stories I have ever read, easily being the best Visual Novel I have ever read
User avatar #15 to #14 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
my my, do tell more about
as like your fav heroine and other things

kinda interested
#16 to #15 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Oh my favorite Route?

Honestly, with Hanako being a very very close second, Rin is my favorite

This is not fair, for a couple reasons, one being that I have only played 3 Routes, (Hanako's, Rin's, and the first half of Emi), Rin is my favorite because just how absolutely crushed I was when I got the Neutral/Bad ending, How much of a complete and utter failure I felt as I saw what I had caused through my actions

I probably would of been the same if I got Hanako's Bad ending first (which, I refuse to play for obvious reasons), and I am not far enough into Emi's to make judgement
User avatar #17 to #16 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
i see

as for myself, i have quite affection toward lilly
User avatar #18 to #17 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
I have been meaning to play that one, seems very good, is it?

(side note, are you having to translate what I am saying? I want to make what I am doing easier for you)
User avatar #21 to #18 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
hahaha
so you realize english is not my first language eh
very considerate of you sir franklyimaperson

but fear not, even though i have trouble over grammar and spelling,
i can atleast understood what people saying

now i'm become more interested in you
#34 to #21 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
Can't seem to comment anymore we need a new thread...

Anyway I can answer this at least, I got involved with KS when I saw this image
<--------

And one that referenced they were expecting to fap but only found depression, so I became determined to succeed where they failed
User avatar #23 to #21 - franklyimaperson (11/05/2012) [-]
*bow* Glad I can be seen as interesting ;D
#29 to #23 - ronyx (11/05/2012) [-]
Surprise modafakas    
I'm also an expert on KS
Surprise modafakas
I'm also an expert on KS
User avatar #25 to #23 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
now now, we are straying away from to be said topic

how do you bumping up with ks?
like, why bothering to checkin it up at first
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